#chaotic headcanons

[gemini-sensei]

More gremlin!Reader goodness: family edition

@sensei-venus

She's in bed with her hubby Hawk. It's early morning and no one is awake, or rather no one should be awake. Hawk is awoke by a loud noise. He can't make it out in the haze of sleep but when he hears something hit the floor after that, he knows someone's in the house. His son shouldn't be awake but he wouldn't be surprised if he was. He's a rather wild child...

So he gets up to see what he's doing. Gremlin!Reader whines when she feels him get up and he has to assure her that he's there but that he has to go check on Mason. He kisses her head and gives her belly a little rub; she's pregnant again, finally, after waiting a few years after having their son. She smiles and grabs Hawk's pillow to cuddle in the meantime.

So Hawk leaves and follows the nonstop noise to the kitchen. Mason must want breakfast, he thinks. It's not a farfetched idea. Their 4 yr old loves pancakes and will do anything for them.

However, when Hawk walks into the kitchen, it's more of a mess than he expected. And there isn't one little guy in the kitchen but several. He can't even count as he stops in the doorway, shocked by the sight of multiple raccoons in the kitchen, tearing through the cabinets and the fridge.

He finally comes back to his senses and starts shouting. "Out! Get out! Shoo! What do you think you're doing?!"

If Gremlin!Reader saw them, she'd want to keep them. They have another baby on the way, they can't turn their house into a raccoon sanctuary. Besides, he's pretty sure having a raccoon as a pet was illegal in California. So he shook them away. Out the open back door he finds.

Once he's sure that they're all gone, he closes the door and locks it. Then treks his way through the mess of crumbs, empty containers and boxes and bags, and closes the ransacked fridge. "Jesus Christ... how the fuck did this even happen?"

He has his suspicions.

So he goes back to his lovely wife who would most definitely do something like leave the door open all night for some animals and gently shook her awake.

"Babe, did you leave the back door open last night?"

She hums, still tired. "No... I was with you all night, remember," she giggles and opens her eyes to look at him. "My tits were sore so you helped me out by-"

He blushes and nods. "Yeah, yeah, I remember. Okay, so if it wasn't you, who opened the door?"

They looked at each other for a moment and he tiredly sighed.

They both go to Mason's room only to find him already awake. He's playing with his toys like nothing has happened. If he knows anything happened, he's playing pretend that he doesn't know anything really well.

"Mason, I have to ask you something important," Hawk says and sits with him. They're so used to him being awake at odd hours that he doesn't even question it anymore. "Did you leave the door open last night?"

Mason nods.

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"I didn't wan' my friends to get cold."

Reader awes and comes over to give him a hug. He stands up to relieve it, giggling as he holds her leg and looks up at her round belly. "That was sweet of you. "

"Reader, please don't encourage this. The kitchen is a mess now," Hawk says, more desperate than anything. He loves his wife and son, but sometimes he wishes they didn't like the outdoors so much. "Mason, raccoons can be friends, but they have to be outside friends. They're wild animals and they're not supposed to be inside. Plus, they don't buy our food."

Mason is quiet for a moment, as if considering what he's being told. Then asks, "Does that mean you and Mommy are outside friends?"

"What? No, why would you think that?"

"Because Uncle Demmie said you and Mommy are 'a couple of wild animals'."

"And I'll kill him for it," Hawk says through gritted teeth. Then he shakes his head and sighs. "Mommy and Daddy and you are humans. And raccoons are animals. Don't let Uncle Demmie get in your head."

Mason nods. "Okay, Daddy."

"So what do we not do?"

"Open the door."

"That's right."

"Yay!" He shouts and then runs away. He plops back down to play with his toys and gives his dad one of them.

"Thanks, buddy."

Reader smiles as she watches, taking a seat in the nearby storytime chair to rest her feet. She rubs her belly. "Looks like we need to go on another hike soon."

"You're not going anywhere like that-" Hawk tells her, only to get cut off by Reader.

"The trails at the park will be fine, don't you think?"

He looks over at her belly and remembers how that happened the last time they went on a hike without Mason. He nods to her and she smiles excitedly. It's a nice little moment.

Then Mason says, "Daddy, I'm hungry."

And Hawk sighs. "Well, get your shoes then, because your friends ate all of our food."

[ask-chaotic-creatures]

To the tribe leaders have you even seen the humans bribe your people with human food? Desserts anything? Did you ever get to try any human foods?

Aszil: I believe this question has been asked before, but yes and it's become more common in Mount Pillar. There has been an increasing amount of human sightings, it seems the players have realized just how much my people love sugar. As long as it remains for harmless purposes, I will allow it. And yes, I've tried chocolate before. These days, I prefer dark.

Chaor: Lucky you, your tribe doesn't attract the malcontents.

Aszil: Trust me, we get problem players.

Chaor: If the players wish to try and bargain with my people that way, it's their choice. Not our fault if they get coded for it. Also, human food isn't very interesting for me. Won't turn down any meat, though.

Theb-Sarr: I haven't tried any of their food, but Peyton and a few other humans are still bringing water to Mipedim. I too allow it, but I've seen how thirst can be used as a weapon. Which is why I expect my soldiers to assure that doesn't happen.

Maxxor: I can't remember if I've human food before, but it doesn't seem that different from ours. I have seen some humans offering food to my people in Kiru City. Mostly for the warriors, but a couple were offering them to those not so fortunate. To which I won't stop them. I just hope they're doing it with good intentions.

Theb-Sarr: They should be fine. Unlike Chaor, your tribe attracts those goodie-two-shoes players.

Maxxor: And some a little too devoted to us.

Theb-Sarr: I consider my tribe lucky then, if the worst Mipedian players have to offer is Peyton.

[colacat53]

Akuma no Riddle Class Black playing Uno headcanons

it gets wild

Before they even started Chitaru confiscated Hitsugi's bear and put it somewhere she couldn't reach because she is not having a repeat of last time Hitsugi played Uno

Right off the bat Suzu uses a reverse card which leads to Isuke then immediately skipping Mahiru

then everyone gets distracted having an intense discussion about the scariest bird (started by Hitsugi) and now they can't remember who's turn it was

Haru gets the game starting again by changing the color to yellow and Haruki then spends an entire minute drawing from the deck because she doesn't have a yellow card and she's only stopped when Isuke takes her cards to look at them and then points out she could've changed the color with a wild card that she got 20 draws ago

anyways the color is blue now but that is quickly forgotten because Chitaru and Isuke are now having an argument over if sphinx/hairless cats are cute and Isuke is about to physically fight Chitaru because she can't accept the fact that a cat that looks like an uncooked chicken is cute

Kouko stops their argument by suddenly continuing the game and skipping Shiena's turn

Nio however, wasn't done watching the argument and starts it back up

Haruki had to prevent Isuke from throwing hands with Chitaru

Hitsugi then uses a reverse card and it's Shiena's turn again

the game goes on as normal for a few minutes until Otaya plays a reverse card, making it Nio's turn again

Nio then responds by playing a reverse card and oh god now they're having a war with the reverse cards

Everyone is now annoyed by the reverse card war, wishing the game could just continue instead of Nio and Otaya seeing who has more reverse cards

Suzu is staring off into a random direction likes she's a character from The Office looking into the camera

Tokaku is wishing she is anywhere else right now

Kouko thinks she just lost her last scrap of sanity

Oh thank god Otaya ran out of reverse cards and now the game can continue

Sumireko then places down a reverse card and oh god hell breaks loose

Otaya is losing her shit

Kouko might be crying

Shiena leaves the room because she can't do this anymore

someone starts playing Baby Shark on their phone just to annoy everyone even more

Chitaru leaves to go outside and get fresh air because she's now stressed

Haru is trying to calm everyone down

At some point Mahiru ends up deescalating things and everyone's playing again

midway through the rules have changed and draw 4s are now stackable, leading to Suzu drawing 24 cards

apparently the game has been going on for a while because now Shinya is here instead of Mahiru

Chitaru, Hitsugi, Shiena, Kouko, Isuke and Haruki leave to go grab snacks(Shiena mostly going just because she doesn't want to be here anymore)

Nio then starts instigating for a fight to break out between Otaya and Tokaku

Suzu, Haru and Sumireko manage to keep them from fighting

Everyone else comes back with snacks, Shiena looks traumatized and Isuke immediately announces that Kouko shot and killed a nun and now Kouko has to explain her religious trauma with Clover Home. Yay!

Kouko also explains that the only reason the whole thing with the nun happened was because Haruki and Isuke decided to sneak off to go make out and when everyone went looking for them a nun from Clover Home saw Kouko

they rejoin the game and everything starts going smoothly

That is until someone's alarm in their phone goes off, it was Shiena's reminding her to take her estrogen pills. The thing is she couldn't find them when she swears she brought them

Suzu helps Shiena find them while everyone else continues playing

Half of them are tired and then everyone learns that Nio was making sure to make the game as long as possible by using certain rules

At that point everyone who is tired decides to quit leaving Shinya, Chitaru, Haru, Otaya, Nio, Sumireko and Suzu playing once Suzu came back from helping Shiena

Suzu ends up winning the game, having been playing the long game ever since she used her first turn to use a reverse card

[vidavs-refectorium]

Headcanon: Crellan has encountered that wolfman who attacked Smildon in season two before. He doesn't seem to have a name, so Crellan and Amzen decided to make him one. They landed on Amarok.

[l-egionaire]

Portal To Perim Beyon: Kiru City Beyond

After getting into Chaotic again, and reading the Lore for Cardfight Vanguard Overdress, it got me into thinking about what Perim might be like in the future. So, I decided to start posting bios and the like on my ideas in the form of Portal to Perim style bios. If this gets some attention, I’ll post more

In the 100 years since the reign of Maxxor, the Overworld capital has undergone massive changes in both size and population. The Overworlders were always known as trying to keep close relationships with other tribes, but after the war with the M'arrillians, many Overworlders formed long lasting friendships with creatures from other tribes and this led to many outsiders coming to Kiru City for battle training, diplomatic missions, educations and even just to live lives of their own. The integration of other cultures grew more and more until, forty years ago, the then queen of the Overworld decreed to allow any creature of any tribe the ability to come to Kiru City and claim Overworld citizenship. This led to Kiru city becoming a massive hub for immigrants of other tribes. Mipedians, Danians, M’arrillians, and even Underworlders all live within the Overworld capital.The influx of new citizens from around Perim has helped grow Kiru’s prosperity, but some high ranking Overworlders decry the idea of allowing outsiders into their tribe and see the cities non-Overworlder population as a stain on Kiru’s history.

And it’s not just the city's people that have changed over the years. The physical layout of the capitol has also drastically shifted. Instead of just the one wall that was used to protect the city, Kiru has now been split into three separated sections, each one surrounded by its own mugically reinforced stone wall. The first section of the city acts as the so-called “peoples area”. This is where the majority of Kiru city's population lives. This area is even more split into several sections to reflect the city's diversity, with there being different districts primarily populated by Underworlders, Mipedian’s and Danians. Though creatures from other tribes can live outside those areas, these neighborhoods act as places where they  can share and indulge in their culture and the current leader of the Overworld sees them as helping make Kiru into a microcosm of all Perim. This section of the city also contains the famous Kitu City marketplace, where citizens can find food, books, clothing, mugic, and battlegear from all over Perim.

Within the city’s second wall is what’s considered to be “the learning quadrant” and it contains numerous areas of education and knowledge. From the Overworld library and it’s vast collection of books from everywhere, to the Overworld mugic hall, where muges come to study and experiment with their art, to the world famous Intress Academy of Elemental Studies. The academy is one of the jewels of the Overworld capital, boasting highly experienced teachers and trainers from all over Perim. Similarly, the student body is also extremely diverse with Students from all tribes being allowed to attend. Students not only study how to perform elemental attacks, but also how to construct elemental battle gear, create elemental mugic and study locations that have elemental attunement. Attendance there can truly make one into a master of the elements. 

The final part of Kiru City is in the dead center. Here is where most of Kiru's government officials, soldiers, muges, and nobles live. This section houses the palace of the overworld ruler, the barracks, the Overworld arsenal and several other important strategic facilities. The walls of this area of the city are extra thick and heavily guarded at all times, with only recognized personnel being allowed to enter. But don’t think that this means that the inhabitants are indifferent to the rest of the city. In times of war or crisis, the gates to the center of the city are opened so that all the people from the outer two areas can evacuate there, to be protected by nearly indestructible walls and the Overworld's best soldiers. Even after all these years, the Overworlders still make sure to care for all their people.

[anna-the-undertaker]

I imagine my MC would just start sending Diavolo videos like this when he has questions about humans.

[keferon]

YOU KNOW WHAT. I WANT EARTHSPARK PROWL AND BEE TO BE LIKE THIS

AND THIS

AND THIS

Some of the images are taken from this analysis btw it's great

[targaryenchester]

god gives the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. (to Dean Winchester)

[thief-of-eggs]

Headcannon that when Alfred finally caves and allows the Wayne family to get a roomba, the bat brothers just go nuts over it:

Damian names it, and gets disgruntled when people simply refer to it as “the roomba”. Like, no, that is Cerberus? Get it right please

Tim tampers with it on more then one occasion. Hooks up some motion activated speaker/microphone mechanism complete with a voice modulator so that he can speak to whoever it passes. Steph is convinced for a whole WEEK that the roomba is sentient

Jason puts a few knives sticking out from it at some point. The whole family can hear Bruce’s screams when it enters his study.

And Dick just turns the damn thing off every time he sees it. He thinks it’s the worst purchase of all their collective lives

[burnt-coffeebeans]

This image perfectly summarizes Young Just Us. (I might draw this in the future)

[skuntank]

Samantha Béart: yeah so Karlach isn't like. A totally good person. She's certainly not evil, but she's definitely flawed. There is a dark side to her that she doesn't want you to know about, and not only has she done heinous things in the past, she's still fully capable of doing heinous things now. Her happy-go-lucky attitude is 1000% a trauma response and this woman absolutely NEEDS to go to therapy because her mental health? It's in shambles

People online: puppy :)

[trashmakerarticle]

Things that Tim Drake has definitely said

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Tim: god let me live to see another day, but that will be a choice he will soon regret

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Tim: okay but what about the canons I had planned?

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Tim: okay why am in trouble? Because im up at 8AM? Really? Why is that so weird? No I didn’t sleep why would I do that ??

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Tim: I think I deserve a medal for being this awesome

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Tim: me? Dying? That’s just cringe, you won’t see me lacking

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Tim: when was the last time I slept? When was the last you said ‘I love you’ to your kids? Mm?

[clownsuu]

i love all the flavors of howdydarling art you make sm!! i've really been stuck on the drawings you did of wally with insomnia, i love the idea of howdy carrying his ass to bed when he shows up at the bugdega totally exhausted. i thought it'd be cute if wally stepped in to take care of howdy too when he's feeling overworked, or the two of them just collapsing into a nap pile at the end of a long day

It’s been raining all day and the vibes for cuddles n sweet shid is I m m a c u l a t e

Sometimes when I think about howdy and Wally, I think about them doing that specific lil wiggle/dance you can do with your followers in cult of the lamb smhhh (and frank really wanting to join but is very shy about it)

[lizardpersonyknow]

. Okay I am so incredibly normal about the idea that the "pit rage" isn't a thing. just straight up. it's Jason being the victim of multiple heavy traumas and wanting to prevent others from going through that (literally Batman's origin but shhhhh somehow ppl never talk about that). I wanna see where batman asks constantine about it and he's like "yea give some therapy to the kid" GIVE THE MAN SOME AUTONOMY. like yes he beat up tim. yes he's also a murderer. and?? batman don't care that wonder woman kills. he has a philosophy but he's like a chill religion with it. he stopped dick from murder because he was 11. you can kill when u r legal that's his rule to me. that's why tim has so much angst he's perma 17. never allowed villainy. I'd secretly kill 500 people too.

[flame-343]

Head Cannon

When Dick started dating, much to Bruce's dismay, they would occasionally go on missions and it would get awkward because apparently this mutant was an ex, than Dick refused to go on a mission because to do it he would have to be with an ex for half of it, it happened so often that Bruce made a file where Dick would put all of his ex's names on so they can stop running into this situation. Dick was furious, that was invasive and was completely stupid in his mind. The only time he uses it is to curse out Bruce if he ever opens it.

Eventually Jason comes along, Bruce tells Jason that when he is old enough to date, he has to put every partner he's ever had in a file, Jason doesn't really care until he comes back from the dead and Bruce tries to weakly make him stay by reminding him to update the file. It goes horribly wrong, now whenever the file updates you can tell it's Jason's solely because it's Victorian Era insults or pictures of bats just to scare Bruce

Damian isn't old enough to date in Bruce's eyes so he doesn't even have a file (as if that stopped any of the bats from dating)

Steph still vehemently claims she isn't Bruce's kid

However, Tim? He really couldn't care less about the file, but he wanted a reason to stay in the Batcave when he was supposed to be home during his time as robin so he just updated the file. He put the name, Birthday, day they met and when they got together, their favorite color, job, the works! Even now he still updates it when he's bored because no one looks at the file.

However if they do....... Tim has a LOT of explaining to do.......

[l-egionaire]

Would anyone whose a fan of Chaotic be interested in hearing some of the ideas and headcanons I'd had on something called PERIM BEYOND? The basic idea behind it is "What would Perim be like around 100 years into the future?"