#chaotic headcanons

[ask-chaotic-creatures]

To the tribe leaders have you even seen the humans bribe your people with human food? Desserts anything? Did you ever get to try any human foods?

Aszil: I believe this question has been asked before, but yes and it's become more common in Mount Pillar. There has been an increasing amount of human sightings, it seems the players have realized just how much my people love sugar. As long as it remains for harmless purposes, I will allow it. And yes, I've tried chocolate before. These days, I prefer dark.

Chaor: Lucky you, your tribe doesn't attract the malcontents.

Aszil: Trust me, we get problem players.

Chaor: If the players wish to try and bargain with my people that way, it's their choice. Not our fault if they get coded for it. Also, human food isn't very interesting for me. Won't turn down any meat, though.

Theb-Sarr: I haven't tried any of their food, but Peyton and a few other humans are still bringing water to Mipedim. I too allow it, but I've seen how thirst can be used as a weapon. Which is why I expect my soldiers to assure that doesn't happen.

Maxxor: I can't remember if I've human food before, but it doesn't seem that different from ours. I have seen some humans offering food to my people in Kiru City. Mostly for the warriors, but a couple were offering them to those not so fortunate. To which I won't stop them. I just hope they're doing it with good intentions.

Theb-Sarr: They should be fine. Unlike Chaor, your tribe attracts those goodie-two-shoes players.

Maxxor: And some a little too devoted to us.

Theb-Sarr: I consider my tribe lucky then, if the worst Mipedian players have to offer is Peyton.

[colacat53]

Akuma no Riddle Class Black playing Uno headcanons

it gets wild

Before they even started Chitaru confiscated Hitsugi's bear and put it somewhere she couldn't reach because she is not having a repeat of last time Hitsugi played Uno

Right off the bat Suzu uses a reverse card which leads to Isuke then immediately skipping Mahiru

then everyone gets distracted having an intense discussion about the scariest bird (started by Hitsugi) and now they can't remember who's turn it was

Haru gets the game starting again by changing the color to yellow and Haruki then spends an entire minute drawing from the deck because she doesn't have a yellow card and she's only stopped when Isuke takes her cards to look at them and then points out she could've changed the color with a wild card that she got 20 draws ago

anyways the color is blue now but that is quickly forgotten because Chitaru and Isuke are now having an argument over if sphinx/hairless cats are cute and Isuke is about to physically fight Chitaru because she can't accept the fact that a cat that looks like an uncooked chicken is cute

Kouko stops their argument by suddenly continuing the game and skipping Shiena's turn

Nio however, wasn't done watching the argument and starts it back up

Haruki had to prevent Isuke from throwing hands with Chitaru

Hitsugi then uses a reverse card and it's Shiena's turn again

the game goes on as normal for a few minutes until Otaya plays a reverse card, making it Nio's turn again

Nio then responds by playing a reverse card and oh god now they're having a war with the reverse cards

Everyone is now annoyed by the reverse card war, wishing the game could just continue instead of Nio and Otaya seeing who has more reverse cards

Suzu is staring off into a random direction likes she's a character from The Office looking into the camera

Tokaku is wishing she is anywhere else right now

Kouko thinks she just lost her last scrap of sanity

Oh thank god Otaya ran out of reverse cards and now the game can continue

Sumireko then places down a reverse card and oh god hell breaks loose

Otaya is losing her shit

Kouko might be crying

Shiena leaves the room because she can't do this anymore

someone starts playing Baby Shark on their phone just to annoy everyone even more

Chitaru leaves to go outside and get fresh air because she's now stressed

Haru is trying to calm everyone down

At some point Mahiru ends up deescalating things and everyone's playing again

midway through the rules have changed and draw 4s are now stackable, leading to Suzu drawing 24 cards

apparently the game has been going on for a while because now Shinya is here instead of Mahiru

Chitaru, Hitsugi, Shiena, Kouko, Isuke and Haruki leave to go grab snacks(Shiena mostly going just because she doesn't want to be here anymore)

Nio then starts instigating for a fight to break out between Otaya and Tokaku

Suzu, Haru and Sumireko manage to keep them from fighting

Everyone else comes back with snacks, Shiena looks traumatized and Isuke immediately announces that Kouko shot and killed a nun and now Kouko has to explain her religious trauma with Clover Home. Yay!

Kouko also explains that the only reason the whole thing with the nun happened was because Haruki and Isuke decided to sneak off to go make out and when everyone went looking for them a nun from Clover Home saw Kouko

they rejoin the game and everything starts going smoothly

That is until someone's alarm in their phone goes off, it was Shiena's reminding her to take her estrogen pills. The thing is she couldn't find them when she swears she brought them

Suzu helps Shiena find them while everyone else continues playing

Half of them are tired and then everyone learns that Nio was making sure to make the game as long as possible by using certain rules

At that point everyone who is tired decides to quit leaving Shinya, Chitaru, Haru, Otaya, Nio, Sumireko and Suzu playing once Suzu came back from helping Shiena

Suzu ends up winning the game, having been playing the long game ever since she used her first turn to use a reverse card

[vidavs-refectorium]

Headcanon: Crellan has encountered that wolfman who attacked Smildon in season two before. He doesn't seem to have a name, so Crellan and Amzen decided to make him one. They landed on Amarok.

[anna-the-undertaker]

I imagine my MC would just start sending Diavolo videos like this when he has questions about humans.

[keferon]

YOU KNOW WHAT. I WANT EARTHSPARK PROWL AND BEE TO BE LIKE THIS

AND THIS

AND THIS

Some of the images are taken from this analysis btw it's great

[targaryenchester]

god gives the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. (to Dean Winchester)

[thief-of-eggs]

Headcannon that when Alfred finally caves and allows the Wayne family to get a roomba, the bat brothers just go nuts over it:

Damian names it, and gets disgruntled when people simply refer to it as “the roomba”. Like, no, that is Cerberus? Get it right please

Tim tampers with it on more then one occasion. Hooks up some motion activated speaker/microphone mechanism complete with a voice modulator so that he can speak to whoever it passes. Steph is convinced for a whole WEEK that the roomba is sentient

Jason puts a few knives sticking out from it at some point. The whole family can hear Bruce’s screams when it enters his study.

And Dick just turns the damn thing off every time he sees it. He thinks it’s the worst purchase of all their collective lives

[burnt-coffeebeans]

This image perfectly summarizes Young Just Us. (I might draw this in the future)

[skuntank]

Samantha Béart: yeah so Karlach isn't like. A totally good person. She's certainly not evil, but she's definitely flawed. There is a dark side to her that she doesn't want you to know about, and not only has she done heinous things in the past, she's still fully capable of doing heinous things now. Her happy-go-lucky attitude is 1000% a trauma response and this woman absolutely NEEDS to go to therapy because her mental health? It's in shambles

People online: puppy :)

[trashmakerarticle]

Things that Tim Drake has definitely said

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Tim: god let me live to see another day, but that will be a choice he will soon regret

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Tim: okay but what about the canons I had planned?

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Tim: okay why am in trouble? Because im up at 8AM? Really? Why is that so weird? No I didn’t sleep why would I do that ??

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Tim: I think I deserve a medal for being this awesome

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Tim: me? Dying? That’s just cringe, you won’t see me lacking

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Tim: when was the last time I slept? When was the last you said ‘I love you’ to your kids? Mm?

[tremordusk]

rio chews on stuff a lot as a stim and sometimes just chews/bites agathas arm

Rio: Where’s my infinity cube! *nervous fidgeting*

Alice: Not sure

Rio, spots Agatha: Mi vida!

Agatha: Rio?

Rio, proceeding to chomp right down on Agatha’s bare shoulder: *nom*

Billy: CANNIBALISM—

Agatha, cackles: That used to be one of our kinks back in the early days—

Alice, concerned look: Agatha, she’s biting down harder

Agatha, looks to Rio who has unlatched herself from her shoulder and chomps lower on Agatha’s arm: You are all acting as if she doesn’t do this to me in the bedroom

Jen, walking in: TMI Agatha!

Agatha: No one asked you, Jen!

Billy: Why does she look hungry? Why is she glaring at me with your arm in her mouth—

Agatha: Billy, let my wife stim in peace.

[clownsuu]

i love all the flavors of howdydarling art you make sm!! i've really been stuck on the drawings you did of wally with insomnia, i love the idea of howdy carrying his ass to bed when he shows up at the bugdega totally exhausted. i thought it'd be cute if wally stepped in to take care of howdy too when he's feeling overworked, or the two of them just collapsing into a nap pile at the end of a long day

It’s been raining all day and the vibes for cuddles n sweet shid is I m m a c u l a t e

Sometimes when I think about howdy and Wally, I think about them doing that specific lil wiggle/dance you can do with your followers in cult of the lamb smhhh (and frank really wanting to join but is very shy about it)

[lizardpersonyknow]

. Okay I am so incredibly normal about the idea that the "pit rage" isn't a thing. just straight up. it's Jason being the victim of multiple heavy traumas and wanting to prevent others from going through that (literally Batman's origin but shhhhh somehow ppl never talk about that). I wanna see where batman asks constantine about it and he's like "yea give some therapy to the kid" GIVE THE MAN SOME AUTONOMY. like yes he beat up tim. yes he's also a murderer. and?? batman don't care that wonder woman kills. he has a philosophy but he's like a chill religion with it. he stopped dick from murder because he was 11. you can kill when u r legal that's his rule to me. that's why tim has so much angst he's perma 17. never allowed villainy. I'd secretly kill 500 people too.

[skylaryozora]

Close enough I guess

[anna-the-undertaker]

Female MC: I can prove that girls have more fun than guys.

The boys: Bullshit

MC: I'm holding my boob right now.

The boys: FUCK!

[dc-dorito]

Head Cannon

When Dick started dating, much to Bruce's dismay, they would occasionally go on missions and it would get awkward because apparently this mutant was an ex, than Dick refused to go on a mission because to do it he would have to be with an ex for half of it, it happened so often that Bruce made a file where Dick would put all of his ex's names on so they can stop running into this situation. Dick was furious, that was invasive and was completely stupid in his mind. The only time he uses it is to curse out Bruce if he ever opens it.

Eventually Jason comes along, Bruce tells Jason that when he is old enough to date, he has to put every partner he's ever had in a file, Jason doesn't really care until he comes back from the dead and Bruce tries to weakly make him stay by reminding him to update the file. It goes horribly wrong, now whenever the file updates you can tell it's Jason's solely because it's Victorian Era insults or pictures of bats just to scare Bruce

Damian isn't old enough to date in Bruce's eyes so he doesn't even have a file (as if that stopped any of the bats from dating)

Steph still vehemently claims she isn't Bruce's kid

However, Tim? He really couldn't care less about the file, but he wanted a reason to stay in the Batcave when he was supposed to be home during his time as robin so he just updated the file. He put the name, Birthday, day they met and when they got together, their favorite color, job, the works! Even now he still updates it when he's bored because no one looks at the file.

However if they do....... Tim has a LOT of explaining to do.......