#chaotic good fr

[berryblu-ocs]

No one:

Someone's grandma after stealing an entire toddler: I'll be damned if I let you burn your whole country to the ground, you're going into customer service once you can reach the register

[gunsatthaphan]

4 boys, 1 braincell 😌🧎🏼‍♀️

[its-tortle]

youre insane but i have to respect it

you using the <3 is one of the most unhinged things i have ever seen

I DO IT ALL THE TIME I LOVE IT SM ALL OF MY FRIENDS HATE IT BUT IDC ITS MY FAVORITE Ɛ>

[seraphic-saphic]

~ spoilers for eldermourne below ~

zirk virvain is just the archetype of the mad Victorian scientist but. morally good. like. he drinks piss. he has mommy issues and a gun. his experiments give him free ombre hair dye. he injects sludge into his friends. he got beat up by 40 year old children. twice. he chews on a stirring rod during autopsies. he had sex through a magic bag one time. he found the cure to death. he didn't even bother testing it he just straight up died and it worked. he technically didn't kill god but his friends killed god's daughter which is close enough.

[cringeyvanillamilk]

A swap AU where Nezuko takes Tanjirou's place and Sabito takes Giyuu's place. ✨

In this AU, Nezuko and Sabito would butt heads a lot. You'll always hear them bicker when they are together. Nezuko would always bring up Sabito's height because she knows he's sensitive about it lmao.

[scrambledslut]

i miss spending my whole day reading about johnlock solving wacky mysteries

[wittness]

listening to nrb while doing other stuff really is the vibe. i am waiting as patiently as i can for new blood on the clocktower and call of cthulhu episodes. please they are so good and fun and interesting and the whole world needs to listen / watch.

[cheriboms]

doctober day 11: briefcase

because a scientist lawyer has gotta keep his invention blueprints legal documents SOMEWHERE >_>

[suv-draws-stuff]

May I ask what the backstories of D'Artagnan & Jekyll Hyde are? As a Limbus enjoyer and a English/french literature enjoyer I am quite curious what the city counterparts of these folk experienced.

Sure! They're still in development (especially d'Artagnan because his source material is so long and for what orz im taking my sweet sweet time with it) I took few inspo here and there from different adaptations too. Here's the bullet points for what I've got so far under the cut

Jekyll:

Was born in a nest. Basically lived a nice and cushy life

They're friends with Utterson and Lanyon. Utterson later became a fixer while Jekyll and Lanyon became coworkers in a Wing (which Wing they're working for I still have no clue so far)

Jekyll became one of the head researchers. They also kinda proposed the idea that was similar to the serum they would later use to turn themself into Hyde, but everyone thought that idea was ridiculous (including Lanyon)

Powered by repression, craving for escapism, and spite, Jekyll makes the serum anyway. And it succeeds. They live a nice respectable life as Jekyll and seek all sorts of thrills as Hyde

The events from the book happen. Utterson was suspicious at Hyde and is worried about Jekyll's safety.

Shit hits the fan when Hyde murders Sir Danvers Carew (he was one of the higher ups in the Wing Jekyll worked for. Was it because Hyde was just simply pissed off for no reason because they have no impulse control? Or they still have a grudge from that time the Wing laughed at Jekyll's proposal? Who knows)

Jekyll stops using the serum... but they relapsed. Lanyon died from shock that one time, and Jekyll isolated themself.

All the guilt and paranoia caused them to hear the voice of distortion. Instead of offing themself with poison, they ended up distorting when Utterson broke into their lab. Jekyll ran away in the form of a more monstrous Hyde, never to be seen again.

They managed to turn back into their usual form, albeit with Hyde's head next to theirs and kept a low profile. They were recruited by Limbus as part of its plan to create an experimental branch.

D'Artagnan:

Was born in the backstreets. His mom was dead when he was born, and his dad died later in his life from an unknown cause. He learned combat from simply surviving in the backstreets and from that he trained to be a fixer.

After gaining his fixer license, he tried to apply for a job at an office.

From here I'm still deciding whether he was affiliated with Cinq Association or an associate office under Cinq Association. But yeah you get the idea.

He pissed off Athos, Porthos, and Aramis unintentionally, but they became friends anyway (they were almost arrested for illegal dueling)

Basically these four musketeers were hired by this Wing too. (I'm still stumped on which Wing, but I'm thinking M corp for no reason other than the moon stone singularity and the diamonds utilized throughout the book)

D'Artagnan's first job was to rescue Constance Bonacieux, who worked as a tailor for various fixers and a higher up in the Wing. Then they started dating later on

From this point on I'm still working on it, but for sure, d'Artagnan and the three musketeers had to foil Richelieu and Milady's plans (that mmmay endanger the Wing in some way)

Milady herself was once a Shi Association fixer who later became independent. She killed Constance at some point (mega F)

The musketeers exposes Milady's plans that may endanger the Wing and Milady gets executed.

D'Artagnan's fixer grade rose while his musketeer friends resign from the job and go on their separate ways. (Aramis remains a fixer though, just in Dieci Association instead)

D'Artagnan's career remains stagnant until he was transferred to Limbus because he has all the skills needed for the job they wanted

Meanwhile Mordaunt, Milady's son, wants revenge on the musketeers for causing his mom's death. He essentially becomes part of the opposing organization similar to Gubo's league of nine

(also yes I aged up several characters in D'Artagnan's part. D'Artagnan himself and Constance remain the same age as in the book version though)

If you wanna read more about them, i made toyhouse profiles for Jekyll & Hyde and d'Artagnan

(also yes that's their executive manager in the background. shes based on xuanzang/tang sanzang)

[emblazons]

hi marie!! love your new icon <33 glad to see you've got great taste in bg3 companions 😌

ahh, thank you Jenna! ✨ Astarion is my first icon change in...over a year (?!?) and October seemed like a great time to make him the face of emblazons 🥰 I'm so excited to play his story now that I've gotten to BG3! I've only made it through act 1 myself but...I am READY for the drama, emotion and redemption (the way he deserves lmao)

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

Living with the rats and just stealing all of their clothes. Not even in like an inherently romantic way just like walking into the room wearing like marcus's pullover and one of chases flannels and a pair of bree's jeans and leo's hat and taking a sip out of adams mug

[my-mistake-lets-do-this-again]

Bertie Wooster and Nick Carraway would’ve been good friends

and even though *technically* the timelines don’t match up but whatever. Bertie Wooster definitely would’ve gone to one of Gatsby’s parties, hated it, sworn never to go back.

then one of his friends would go and he’d (Jeeves would but we can let Bertie have this) have to pry them out of the soup after they talked a little too long with one of the famous women in the room

[kuromi-hoemie]

i shared a peanut butter cookie with my manager today

[maximum-effort-assassin]

Assassin's Creed: Syndicate as Deadpool (2016)

Evie : Wait! Where is your gun?

Jacob, realizing he has forgotten his gun : Goddamnit! Never mind. Nothing that can't be fixed by a hidden blade and (cracks his neck)... maximum effort.

Jacob, pointing at imaginary DJ: Give me a bloody beat !

The best part of Devil's Trill Sonata starts playing in the background.

[pankomako]

i would pay actual money to see these three on stream together. three new englander gamers with very little sanity left

[thatonegeekygirl]

based on a real life interaction between me and my hyperactive little brother :p