#but fr nick and bertie would be good friends even though bertie is one of the rich guys he’s not an obnoxious bastard like tom

[my-mistake-lets-do-this-again]

Bertie Wooster and Nick Carraway would’ve been good friends

and even though *technically* the timelines don’t match up but whatever. Bertie Wooster definitely would’ve gone to one of Gatsby’s parties, hated it, sworn never to go back.

then one of his friends would go and he’d (Jeeves would but we can let Bertie have this) have to pry them out of the soup after they talked a little too long with one of the famous women in the room