#cereal aisle

[athomewithhumor]

The Tyranny of Too Many Choices: Why My Brain Hates the Cereal Aisle

Ever felt overwhelmed by too many choices? Discover the paradox of choice, why your brain hates the cereal aisle, and how embracing limitations can actually lead to more happiness.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever stood in the cereal aisle, paralyzed by indecision, as your eyes darted between Froot Loops, Lucky Charms, and that granola stuff your mom used to buy. (Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.) Well, my friend, you’ve experienced the paradox of choice firsthand. It’s the modern-day affliction where more options somehow equal more misery. It’s like this: your brain…

[buckevantommy]

buck, in his biggest softest most muted-tone hoodie with days of scruff while baking sweet comfort treats: of COURSE i'm depressed!!! the love of my life just dumped me i'm a MESS!!! SOMEBODY TELL ME THEY LOVE ME!! :'( :'( :'( :'(

tommy, seemingly unaffected: i am not now nor have i ever been not fine. i do not even know what that is. i have been knot fine, sure. i have been fined, true. anyway, unrelated but i may be going into cardiac arrest...

[book-lover85]

Keefe is the type of kid to cry in the aisles of a grocery store because his parents left him there

[daistea]

what’s he doing LOL he’s so silly, my goofy goober

[sephirthoughts]

the sephiroth we have at home

[11x13kyle]

kyle doesn’t talk to his mom for a week when he’s like 14 because one time while at target he sees a cute boy who looks like stan if stan had slightly uneven eyes (which makes him more approachable in kyle’s mind) so kyle starts walking slowly through the cd section and pausing every time he comes across a cool indie album so he can come across as mysterious and cultured and it almost works until his mom yells from across the aisle: “BUBBIE, DO YOU NEED MORE LIDOCAINE CREAM???? I KNOW YOUR HEMORRHOIDS ARE ACTING UP!” kyle pretends not to know who she is but then the other boy leans over and goes “hey um. i think she’s talking to you?”

[bog-bitch]

going to the grocery store to run errands has a 50% chance of making me feel like an actual Functioning Member of Society™ and a 50% chance of P̴̢͎̱͋̌a̸͉̯͎̥̋ṅ̴̼͍͍̞̚i̷͔̗͉͑̄̍c̵̡̘͝͝ ̵̭͉̬̥̂̇̕Á̴͖͜t̴̜̱͕̠͂ṯ̵͙̦̆́͑̐â̵͎̤̈c̷͓̮̤͗k̶̨̹͓̥̎

[bumblingbabooshka]

[TUVOKTOBER: Day 13] Do you have slor-tukh-sa money, Elieth?

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

Every time I show my neck x rays to a doctor they ask me if ive ever been in a car accident which is not a great thing to be asked by a doctor when you ve never been in a car accident.

[ocherednoe-dno]

I'd believe Belisarius was a shrimp if he looked tastier. his flesh seems exceedingly thin and poisonous. zero nutritional value and probably tastes like sour candy dunked in battery acid from the chemicals he uses to keep it from rotting away

[verseno]

Cereal marketing is so back

[bunnyb34r]

Something wild happened today yall... So I was asked to work grocery which I expected, it's Monday, no ones here. But when I was almost halfway done... my manager stopped to check if I was doing alright 😲😱

What if I said no sggdgdgd would he stop to help or would he make NetflixCoworker help me (which she was SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. I did 4 aisles (like 8 pallets) and she did ONE. 4 pallets but still)

And I got the Splenda pallet looking SO perfect agdgdgdg I wanted to take a picture so bad but I thought that'd be too weird sgdgdgdggd but trust me it was so perfect (don't look at the back)

[moiroloi]

tagged by @loukoumadess thanks hun 💖

i tag: @florallychaotic @stavrakas @my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates

[elminster-big-naturals]

okay so i've had all day to think about it and actually i think the epilogue party kinda sucked and i sorta wish i hadn't actually played it

[girlcockholmes]

the grocery store here is arranged so fucking egregiously it pisses me offffff

[astrum-aetherium]

taking henry to a walgreens rn and forgetting him in the cereal isle

— flea

he would be scarily fascinated, and i mean that. he's the type of person to think only the plain ass frosted flakes exist and that's it. the possibility of any other cereal kind would blow his convoluted, troubled mind. it'd be a second moon landing. just wait until he finds out lucky charms have marshmallows in them and it's not all just crunchy. he would need a few days to process that information alone