#drafted in the target cereal aisle

[11x13kyle]

kyle doesn’t talk to his mom for a week when he’s like 14 because one time while at target he sees a cute boy who looks like stan if stan had slightly uneven eyes (which makes him more approachable in kyle’s mind) so kyle starts walking slowly through the cd section and pausing every time he comes across a cool indie album so he can come across as mysterious and cultured and it almost works until his mom yells from across the aisle: “BUBBIE, DO YOU NEED MORE LIDOCAINE CREAM???? I KNOW YOUR HEMORRHOIDS ARE ACTING UP!” kyle pretends not to know who she is but then the other boy leans over and goes “hey um. i think she’s talking to you?”