#drafted in the target cereal aisle

[11x13kyle]

kyle doesn’t talk to his mom for a week when he’s like 14 because one time while at target he sees a cute boy who looks like stan if stan had slightly uneven eyes (which makes him more approachable in kyle’s mind) so kyle starts walking slowly through the cd section and pausing every time he comes across a cool indie album so he can come across as mysterious and cultured and it almost works until his mom yells from across the aisle: “BUBBIE, DO YOU NEED MORE LIDOCAINE CREAM???? I KNOW YOUR HEMORRHOIDS ARE ACTING UP!” kyle pretends not to know who she is but then the other boy leans over and goes “hey um. i think she’s talking to you?”

[rosellacwrites]

For elemental asks: metal and space please?

Metal: What’s the hardest part of writing for you?

Finding time and space in my life to actually do it. See below.

Space: Where’s your favorite place to write?

Literally anywhere. I write on my phone because the alternative is not writing at all. I seem to write my best smut in public or when other people are around, which I’m not going to examine too closely. The first real smut piece I ever wrote was largely drafted at Thanksgiving dinner. I have written about cum in the cereal aisle at Target.

The downside to this is that I very rarely have time/brainpower to write more than a sentence or two at a time, which is why it takes me forever to finish anything. Sorry about that. 😂