#cdrama i love

[koremakaria]

Pure of Heart and Dumb of Ass

Today's Case Study: Wei Jiu

This Demonic Cultivator is relatively harmless. He might actually be more of a Hazzard to himself than anything. On the Evil Scale of Evil Deeds, Wei Jiu is probably a solid 3. And I'm being quite generous here. I don't think this man successfully completed one evil task. AND to add insult to injury, he's a complete dumbass who has difficulty reading the room.

Wei Jiu's Villain Origin Story

The poor man just wants to join the Wester Sect but Mu Qing Ge went full on honesty on him probably because he claims to be handso.e and at this point in time, MQG only has eyes for Su Yi Shui.

But did she have to humiliate my poor Wei Jiu this badly? Practically wipes the floor with him.

So my poor boy went full speed on the Demonic route and never looked back.

But ... despite his best efforts ... Wei Jiu is pure of heart.

Empathy for the Enemy

This poor boy is trapped and his powers were being drained and he's getting weak and could posssibly die but what is Wei Jiu's main concern?

SYS: I told you a decade ago, I'd kill you.

WJ: Such evil technique! Have you spare no thought for your reputation?

Yeah... classic dumbass behavior.

Evil Deeds

In terms of evil deeds? Lol ... Wei Jiu is constantly surprised at the evil techniques, evil powers, and extreme sacrifices others choose to make. Like here he's baffled that SYS would go to such extreme using his blood to fight.

Then here, he's surprised that SYS would use the Soul Control Technique.

When the fake Mu Qing Ge used the devourer bugs, my poor boy here is surprised again to find that someone would sink so low with such despicable technique!

Like my poor boy could not comprehend! Like in the literal sense. His 2 brain cells could not compute.

Surprised again? You betcha! Like he's supposed to be the 'bad guy' but so far he's only ever been SYS' personal punching bag.

Hopeless in Love

In the love department, this dumbass has zero clue. My girlly got all dolled up for him and his reaction?

WJ: Your lips are red and your face is pale. Have you been poisoned?

Me: [banging head against the wall] WOW. What a dumbass!

Verdict: it's official ... there is no avoiding it. The evidence points to one conclusion and one conclusion alone ... my poor Wei Jiu is pure of heart and dumb of ass.

[koremakaria]

OMG the cliff! The story plot will have you fall off of a dangerous cliff. But fear not, your garments and your elaborate hair accessories will remain mostly intact and you will be found by the riverbank looking beautiful and only slightly disheveled. The survival rate is about 95 percent.

How to tell if you're in a historical Chinese drama:

(Inspired by this classic!)

Someone offends you unforgivably by calling you by your actual name.

You are preparing for a bloody battle in the rain. Your boots are made of exquisitely embroidered silk duchesse.

Everyone you know is god-tier beautiful. You ignore this.

Significant tea is being poured.

Your soulmate tells you in plain words that they love you. You comically misunderstand what they said, and will keep doing so, because the plot is not over yet.

The only thing more elaborate than the villain's cunning plan is the engineering of your man-bun.

Duels are scored like gymnastics routines. To beat your opponent, try a triple-twisting double tucked salto.

You have been married for thirty years. You have never seen your spouse's wrist.

Sometimes peasants and servants are killed horribly in front of you. It's a normal part of life. The other peasants will presumably take care of the practicalities, such as burial and being upset.

Any injury, including a broken nail, makes you vomit blood.

The year is 400 AD. French tips have been invented.

You're on a moon bridge and you are yearning.

[heymeowmao]

永夜星河 | Love Game in Eastern Fantasy E24 ° Master Wenxin and his multi-use magical weapon

[shijiujun]

The Transmigration Starter Pack

Confusion + Disbelief > Shock + Reluctance > Helplessness > Anger

— Love Game in Eastern Fantasy 永夜星河 (2024) | EPS. 01-03

[sandushengshou]

The Untamed | Episode 24

[misspermitted]

Not to randomly talk about Apothecary Diaries, but almost every time Mao Mao talks about Jinshi she uses the most romantic and poetic terms possible but says them with the banal factuality of a nature documentary narrator, and it is absolutely sending me. Like:

Mao Mao, completely deadpan: He is such a heavenly beauty, people would start wars over him.

Mao Mao, legitimately concerned: I best not put makeup on him. If he were made any more beautiful it would topple nations

Mao Mao, watching girls fawn over Jinshi: This makes sense, he has such otherworldly beauty that he would be irresistible to any woman or man

Mao Mao, as if taking a scientific observation: Something must be amiss with Master Jinshi, usually he glitters like the sun

(I’m not overdramatising, these exact narrations happened)

[bellesdiaries]

LOVE BETWEEN FAIRY AND DEVIL + hands

[asoftepiloguemylove]

"YOU'RE NOT JUST A FRIEND TO ME. I REALLY LOVE YOU." // CHENG-HSING AND SHOU-HENG

Emily Palermo What I Could Never Confess Without Some Bravado // 盛夏光年 Eternal Summer (2006) dir. Leste Chen // Amy Hempel Sing to It: New Stories // @/tullipsink desperation sits heavy on my tongue // Richard Siken Litany in Which Certain Things are Crossed Out // 盛夏光年 Eternal Summer (2006) dir. Leste Chen // Virginia Woolf in a letter to Vanessa Bell // R.F. Kuang The Burning God // 盛夏光年 Eternal Summer (2006) dir. Leste Chen // unknown // 盛夏光年 Eternal Summer (2006) dir. Leste Chen // Fernando Pessoa A Little Larger Than the Entire Universe: Selected Poems // June Gehringer I get so jealous of euthanized dogs // unknown // 盛夏光年 Eternal Summer (2006) dir. Leste Chen // Lucy Dacus Hot & Heavy

[fujunfuren]

"i Am THe gREaT DEMoN, zhU YAn"

FANGS OF FORTUNE (2024)

[mostlyfate]

Love Game in Eastern Fantasy 永夜星河 · 2024 22 | You freaked me out. Where else could I be? Can we snuggle like this all day? Why can't we?

[clj-art-blog]

DFQC (Yuezun Daren), XLH (Goddess Xiyun), SQ (just sweet puppy Shangque as always) and very insignificant YZ Fanfiction from @bellesdiaries

"Repatriation"

For the @lbfad-minibang

[koremakaria]

The Blossoming Love

The Blossoming Love - Xianxia - 40 episodes

Three Lifetimes - One True Love

[xinyuehui]

Mu jiejie~~~~ (*´ﾉ∀`*)

Love Game in Eastern Fantasy · 2024

[mutantfactor]

Fangs of Fortune 𓆩𓆪 Zhuo Yichen & Zhao Yuanzhou

[sandushengshou]

The Untamed | Jin Ling and Wei Wuxian in the middle of a hostage situation

[shijiujun]

MU SHENG BEING SO VULNERABLE AND LEANING INTO MIAOMIAO'S EMBRACE (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

— Love Game in Eastern Fantasy 永夜星河 (2024) | EP. 11