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puppybeast · 1 year ago

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testosterone tuesday

#dog eating car eat eat eat dog eat car car dog gif #testosterone tuesday #🐕‍🦺

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yaoiconnoisseur · 8 months ago

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If the BG3 companions went on a road trip, who’s the designated refueler and why is it Astarion

I saw this cosplay on Reddit and immediately had to draw it because I love it so much

Here’s a timelapse of it!

#‘look astarion.. you dont have to eat shit or piss so it saves us time for you to fill the car up ok?’#bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 fanart #astarion fanart #astarion posting #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #astarion baldurs gate #astarion brainrot #digital art #procreate #my art #bg3 brainrot #bg3 blogging

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf oswald #pit bonnie #into the pit #fazbear frights #listen guys #I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad #so it does things they assume are dad activities #like they don’t really know but are guessing #so like cooking being stern idk building a car #I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human #ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking #so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza #Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA

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critterbitter · 11 months ago

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Blitzle getting obliterated by a flying type is peak comedy to me, sorry guys.

BONUS:

(Masterpost)

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onnahu · 6 months ago

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Bats on the road

Clark: Bruce that's illegal!

Bruce: there's no one else on the road, what do you want?

Hal: how is it that he doesn't have powers and yet drive like a suicidal maniac!

Oliver: Well bold of you to assume he's not a suicidal maniac.

Diana: that was reassuring.

Donna: oh for the love of gods, Grayson, stop that!

Dick *sprawled over 3 different titans eating the batburger and making a mess*: stop what?

Titans: Ughhhh...

Dinah: i'm gonna puke. If you don't stop this,i'm gonna puke right on your lap and i won't even apologise because it'll be your fault.

Barbara:

Barbara: you know what? Fuck you too. And i can puke on call, so don't think i won't get back.

Barbara: *speeds up on a switchback*

Jason: you stupid bitch, don't you see we have right of way?!?!

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Jason: we're on a fucking highway! Stop driving like you're next to a kindergarden, you fucker!

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Jason: what a dick! We should just hit him. This baby can take that!

Artemis: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Roy: i hate to do that, but I agree with her

Tim: oh my god it's a... (insert a rant about a very specific model of a car that Tim dreamed of having as a 13 years old)

Bart: ...what?

Cassie: yeah, i have no idea what's going on too, buddy...

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scarybabe · 5 months ago

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dial 999 it’s a good time

#who the fuck are are you im a brat when im bumpin that #eating in the car is the best #yum burger hot dog soda burps #bloated #food baby #stuffed belly #feedee babe

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wasyago · 9 months ago

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on a lunch break

#hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #my art #sketch #wanted to make the chair resemble one of them safari cars but i think because i went with the funky colors it doesn't read well...#it's still a bit more bulky and rough looking so it's fine #also. if i had a nickel for every time i drew a character eating cup noodles....... it's like. a comfort thing apparently #altho to be fair i was thinking of scar eating something more of a mashed potatoes than noodles 🤔#i associate cupped potatoes with train travel so that's why #btw really like how this one turned out. the pose the colors im quite proud of it

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starry-bi-sky · 6 months ago

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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WOOO we're finally getting some Ride Kamens story content! ...and it's mostly Leon getting REALLY into being a small business owner! this is (unironically) an excellent sign for the future.

(what do you mean the Agent isn't wearing cat ears 24/7 in every outfit) (can't hear you la la laaaaa)

#art #ride kamens #look i need to differentiate between my agent and my yuu somehow and it might as well be the cat ears #anyway leon is precious. i love him already. he's SO excited about running a cafe!#sasuga super shitsuji...#other highlights include: saigo being weird about water and mad guys continuing to be the 'agata and his two horrible children' show #(i mean this affectionately i love these gremlins)#late may release let's GOOOOO #between this and more episode 7 in twst i'm gonna be eating SO well this month #get in the car lads we're getting happy meals with BOTH sides

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lostcryptids · 1 year ago

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HONK IF YOU LOVE MEN COVERED IN BLOOD

#i know this is low hanging fruit for tumblr and they eat this up it just came to me in a vision of it being onsomeones car #turning off reblogs the notes are so bad on this post.

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mywayxxsblog · 21 days ago

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#barbie #beautiful #hot asian babe #legs #love sex #sexy ladys #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#sexy pose #1000 likes #daddy's good girl #nylon pantyhose #sexy babygirl #cars #sexy nylons #eat my pussy #great legs

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basalting · 2 months ago

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i will always be soft for alfred seeing martha and thomas in bruce. especially in how bruce interacts with his kids.

i dont think any version of bruce is good at talking about the things that are important to him but hes good at the quiet actions of loving people

#bruce will always give whichever kid is closest half of whatever hes eating #he has a bag with extra clothes for all of his kids in every car #he personally does maintenance on all their equipment in the cave just to make sure theyre safe #even when he cant make it to parent teacher conferences or school events bc of work or JL stuff #he still remembers and will send them a text or call #bruce wayne

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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 months ago

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Crowley from Good Omens crashed his car through my living room wall while I was eating breakfast. He stole my waffle, got back in the Bentley, and drove off. I was so offended I woke up.

#dream #good omens #crowley #car accident tw #eating #breakfast #food #waffle #theft

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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HELLO i love these two so much, i couldn't not draw them