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Overtake enemies and create your own car in the incubator in Car Eats Car: Volcanic Adventure 🚘 https://friv2.racing/car-eats-car-volcanic-adventure.html
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testosterone tuesday
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If the BG3 companions went on a road trip, who’s the designated refueler and why is it Astarion
find me on bsky
I saw this cosplay on Reddit and immediately had to draw it because I love it so much
Here’s a timelapse of it!
#‘look astarion.. you dont have to eat shit or piss so it saves us time for you to fill the car up ok?’#bg3#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 fanart#astarion fanart#astarion posting#baldurs gate 3#bg3 astarion#astarion bg3#astarion baldurs gate#astarion brainrot#digital art#procreate#my art#bg3 brainrot#bg3 blogging
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freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia
junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress
#this scene of him in the car with sklonda is killing me#'honey you should tell someone-' (riz covering his face and literally literally WHINING) 'WE CAN'T becauseeee we told someone and#people killeddd herrrr and then i was at the mall and fig tried to eat a shrimp and' (continues like this for ten minutes)#he is making the barest shreds of sense#riz gukgak#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fh#fhjy#i cannot articulate how hard i was laughing watching that scene. i was SNORTING#brian murphy#d20#stuff#fhfy#fhsy#accurate fucking representation of the classic genius burnout#college is going to hit riz like a semi truck
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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#fazbear frights#listen guys#I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad#so it does things they assume are dad activities#like they don’t really know but are guessing#so like cooking being stern idk building a car#I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human#ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking#so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza#Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA
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Blitzle getting obliterated by a flying type is peak comedy to me, sorry guys.
BONUS:
(Masterpost)
#inspired by that one time I stumbled across the worlds buffest pidove in b2#idk what they were feeding the pidoves but that one pulled two succesfull detects and then a roost#the sheer rage i felt… anyways i caught her and her name’s pigeon. i love pigeon very much.#myart#submas#fanart#pokemon ingo#pokemon#sketchbook#subway boss ingo#submas comic#art#pokemon emmet#pokemon elesa#pidove#nimbasa trio#tynamo#blitzle#litwick#tynamo’s suggesting eating a car battery#(dont eat car batteries kids)
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Boat days are the best days!
Follow me @nautilittlebee 🐝
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Bats on the road
Clark: Bruce that's illegal!
Bruce: there's no one else on the road, what do you want?
Hal: how is it that he doesn't have powers and yet drive like a suicidal maniac!
Oliver: Well bold of you to assume he's not a suicidal maniac.
Diana: that was reassuring.
Donna: oh for the love of gods, Grayson, stop that!
Dick *sprawled over 3 different titans eating the batburger and making a mess*: stop what?
Titans: Ughhhh...
Dinah: i'm gonna puke. If you don't stop this,i'm gonna puke right on your lap and i won't even apologise because it'll be your fault.
Barbara:
Barbara: you know what? Fuck you too. And i can puke on call, so don't think i won't get back.
Barbara: *speeds up on a switchback*
Jason: you stupid bitch, don't you see we have right of way?!?!
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Jason: we're on a fucking highway! Stop driving like you're next to a kindergarden, you fucker!
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Jason: what a dick! We should just hit him. This baby can take that!
Artemis: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Roy: i hate to do that, but I agree with her
Tim: oh my god it's a... (insert a rant about a very specific model of a car that Tim dreamed of having as a 13 years old)
Bart: ...what?
Cassie: yeah, i have no idea what's going on too, buddy...
#bats on the road#jason is neurotic on the road change my mind#let's not forget Tim is canonically into cars#bruce and babs share a road rage#but bruce can be stopped sometimes#babs cannot#and dick is that little fucker who annoys everyone with eating and wriggling#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#batman#dc comics#jason todd#dc#red hood#robin#bruce wayne#justice league#teen titans#red hood and the outlaws#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#road trip#cars
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dial 999 it’s a good time
#who the fuck are are you im a brat when im bumpin that#eating in the car is the best#yum burger hot dog soda burps#bloated#food baby#stuffed belly#feedee babe
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on a lunch break
#hermitcraft#goodtimeswithscar#my art#sketch#wanted to make the chair resemble one of them safari cars but i think because i went with the funky colors it doesn't read well...#it's still a bit more bulky and rough looking so it's fine#also. if i had a nickel for every time i drew a character eating cup noodles....... it's like. a comfort thing apparently#altho to be fair i was thinking of scar eating something more of a mashed potatoes than noodles 🤔#i associate cupped potatoes with train travel so that's why#btw really like how this one turned out. the pose the colors im quite proud of it
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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WOOO we're finally getting some Ride Kamens story content! ...and it's mostly Leon getting REALLY into being a small business owner! this is (unironically) an excellent sign for the future.
(what do you mean the Agent isn't wearing cat ears 24/7 in every outfit) (can't hear you la la laaaaa)
#art#ride kamens#look i need to differentiate between my agent and my yuu somehow and it might as well be the cat ears#anyway leon is precious. i love him already. he's SO excited about running a cafe!#sasuga super shitsuji...#other highlights include: saigo being weird about water and mad guys continuing to be the 'agata and his two horrible children' show#(i mean this affectionately i love these gremlins)#late may release let's GOOOOO#between this and more episode 7 in twst i'm gonna be eating SO well this month#get in the car lads we're getting happy meals with BOTH sides
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HONK IF YOU LOVE MEN COVERED IN BLOOD
#i know this is low hanging fruit for tumblr and they eat this up it just came to me in a vision of it being onsomeones car#turning off reblogs the notes are so bad on this post.
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i will always be soft for alfred seeing martha and thomas in bruce. especially in how bruce interacts with his kids.
i dont think any version of bruce is good at talking about the things that are important to him but hes good at the quiet actions of loving people
#bruce will always give whichever kid is closest half of whatever hes eating#he has a bag with extra clothes for all of his kids in every car#he personally does maintenance on all their equipment in the cave just to make sure theyre safe#even when he cant make it to parent teacher conferences or school events bc of work or JL stuff#he still remembers and will send them a text or call#bruce wayne
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HELLO i love these two so much, i couldn't not draw them
ALSO my friends and i love your art okay bye
THIS IS SO PEAK WHATTTT
#ask reply#fanart#tape girl fnaf#fnaf vanny#vanessa fnaf#YOURE SO COOL TYSMMM FOR DRAWING THIS#LIKE drawing my tape girl design and everything 😭😭#that one mater from cars image/pos#Vanny is a lil unhinged but I think she’s trustworthy#I’m gonna stare at this for hours now it’s so good#I LOVEEE how you drew everything here#even the style quirk I do with colouring under hair lighter#eating this whole thank you for your service#Toxic fnaf YURI likers win again#BTW TYSMM IM GLAD yall luke my arts!! 😭💜
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Crowley from Good Omens crashed his car through my living room wall while I was eating breakfast. He stole my waffle, got back in the Bentley, and drove off. I was so offended I woke up.
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