#caotic stupid

[the-lorax-mustache]

You find an unlabeled bottle of a clear colorless liquid and recklessly chug the whole thing. Roll a d20 for what you just drank.

1. Clean, filtered water

2. Water contaminated with pesticides

3. Sea water

4. Tequila

5. Isopropyl alcohol

6. Hydrogen peroxide

7. Acetone

8. Peach flavored seltzer that’s gone flat

9. Water contaminated with heavy metals

10. Lab grade heavy water

11. Cerebro spinal fluid

12. Baby oil

13. White wine vinegar

14. Horse saliva

15. Turpentine

16. Vitamin E oil

17. Maple sap

18. Diluted bleach

19. Glycerin

20. The wizard’s special potion

[jesterwriting]

empty inbox ya say? Don't mind if I show up!

So, I am a lover of the grumpy x sunshine kinda trope, but I want to hear your thoughts of crocodile having an caotic partner? Always having some kind of prank or stupid joke, just to see crocodile crack a smirk or something, but no matter how much they try, they always fail to so. So, after one day that the little sunshine tried so hard of trying they just pout around croc, and he just to try to cheer up his darling just a little, try to crack one of his own stupid joke just to see them laugh a little and go back into being his sunshine

(if you are not comfortable/don't find the prompt as entertaining, you can skip it tho, okay?)

pairing: crocodile x gn!reader

contents: established relationship, fluff, bad jokes, sunshine!reader, crocodile and his soft spot for you, he acts annoyed but hes entirely smitten i promise

word count: 1.1k words

note: OMG this was such a cute idea!! grumpy x sunshine is one of the best tropes ever, im such a sucker for it. im not particularly good at writing chaotic reader, though i definitely tried to make them quite silly. thank you so much for your request anon <33

playlist: dance the night by dua lipa

To an outsider, your relationship with Crocodile could, very easily, be one of the most confounding relationships one had ever seen. Of course, there had been more ill fitting partnerships out there, but you and Crocodile were close runners up. He was a large, intimidating man, with a harsh expression, and an even harsher tone. When he was displeased, his words alone were enough to rip apart an idiot’s flimsy confidence. Crocodile was a man of wealth and status. The only thing that ran deeper than the promise of violence, was the sand he was made of.

You, on the other hand, were the exact opposite. Bright and full of sunshine, you practically glowed against Crocodile’s side. With a smile so wide, it almost hurt to look at you. There was a softness to you that was absent in Crocodile. There had been more than one occasion where you were seen helping a wayward insect back outside, cupped gently against your palm, or offering directions to a lost couple who ran off in terror when your infamous husband approached. The crowd watched in horror when you scolded him with an elbow to the ribs. Crocodile did nothing but roll his eyes.

When you weren’t helping the lost, with your terrifying husband looming over your shoulder, you were a whirlwind of chaos. Prank after prank on unsuspecting visitors to the casino were done in your name. Nothing too egregious, you never aimed to harm, all you wanted was to make people laugh. A task you succeeded in, at least when you were alone. Crocodile’s unamused expression as he carted you away, laughing uproariously, did little for the mood.

It was only in the privacy of your shared abode did those pranks find a target in Crocodile. You respected your husband’s boundaries. Not once did you consider making a fool of him in public — not that it was your intention, you simply knew Crocodile well enough to know that was how he would take it — nor did you even consider any pranks that involved water. It was a damn shame. A bucket of water over the door was truly the prank of all time. Just imagining Crocodile, soaked to the bone, cigar wet and limp against his lips as he stared at you with such crushing annoyance, was enough to make you snicker out loud.

However funny it may be, your bits weren’t worth losing Crocodile’s trust. Such a thing was a rare gift from your husband, very few people alive had the honor to receive it. With a hint of pride, you considered the possibility that you were the only person alive to say that Crocodile felt safe enough to confide in them. Boy, if that didn’t make your heart absolutely swell.

Your only regret was, no matter how many jokes you played, you never got Crocodile to crack a smile. Even when you covered his desk with sticky notes — “Y/N, you realize you’re cleaning this up.” — or that stupid crank call you did a few weeks ago — “No, my refrigerator is not running, don’t call this number again.” — were not enough to get the barest huff of a laugh.

That was how you found yourself in Crocodile’s office, hanging upside down in the chair in front of his desk. It was normally reserved for when he had a private meeting, but today he was stuck doing paperwork. It was silent, save for the scribble of his pen against top secret documents you weren’t supposed to see, but would be able to look at with a single ‘please.’

“C’mon, you think I’m funny.”

Crocodile didn’t look up from his work as he responded, “I think you’re foolish.”

“Yeah, but I’m your fool.” Flipping around in your chair, you swung your legs over one arm and hung your head off the other. Boredom was not an uncommon foe during quiet afternoons with Crocodile. You needed near constant stimulation to keep yourself in check, and for all the reasons you loved him, Crocodile did, in fact, have a massive stick up his ass. “You’re a king and I’m your jingling little fool. Let me tell you a joke.”

Crocodile grumbled under his breath, but he didn’t tell you to stop. With a grin, you said, “Why did the egg hide?”

With a sigh, he dropped his pen to run a hand through his hair. “Why did the egg hide, Y/N?”

Patting a drumroll against your thighs, you paused for dramatic effect. Seconds passed in silence, save for your palms’ rhythmic song against your thighs, Crocodile’s eyebrows furrowing deeper and deeper the longer you continued. Finally, you blurted,

“It was a little chicken!”

Crickets. Your husband didn’t even spare you a response before his pen was in his hand again, signing who knew what. With a roll of your eyes, you flopped from the chair and onto the floor. The carpet was soft against your palms.

“Okay, that was bad, but you could have at least said something.”

“You’re going to have to say something funny to get a response out of me,” Crocodile rumbled, not even bothering to glance at you while you laid on the floor.

This sucked. You could make everyone laugh, all except for the one who mattered to you the most. A part of you wondered why you didn’t give up. You were sure you were being at least a little annoying — though the smaller voice in your head reminded you that Crocodile was one to request time alone when he was in a bad mood.

“Fine. No more jokes, spoilsport.”

No response. Fine then, at least the floor was comfortable.

For the next twenty minutes, you kept yourself busy by counting ceiling tiles, or by fighting the urge to reach under Crocodile’s desk and steal his shoes. No more pranks, remember, you told yourself. Not until you stopped feeling like a big ol’ pile of poo, at least.

“How do you make a plumber cry?” Crocodile’s voice surprised you after going so long without hearing it. (It’d been thirty minutes, maximum, though it felt like an eternity)

You wet your lips before you responded, already feeling a giggle bubbling in your chest. “How?”

“Kill his family.”

You burst out laughing. Curling your fingers against the edge of the desk, you popped your head into his view, positively beaming. While Crocodile was never one for grandiose displays of emotion, he graced you with one of his rare, honest smiles.

“That’s more like it, doll.”

[thequietkid-moonie]

Troublemaker!reader tries to be a good influence for them

[ PLATONIC HEADCANONS ] [ Kotoko, Monaca, Masuru, Jataro & Nagisa ]

[ Danganronpa Ultra Despair Girls ]

Its been so loooong since last time i wrote for my babies that i didn't even remembered how to do it properly! But but but I did try my best in this one and actually have fun while thinking about it

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did my dear reader <3

For all of you is more likely to be an accident or simply a coincidence, crossing paths when you were about to do something, even so it would take a while for them to warm you because of how much they dislike grown ups!

For being an ultimate the sistem of the school is way too permissive so that would lead you to have enough free time to just end up messing around the other parts of the school, including the section of the little ultimates, then again they may be a little wary at first specially if you have come simply to cause problems but the friendship would grow with some patience

Monaca is one of the first ones to warm up, she easily become the leader of the group of friends and she can easily see how of a troublemaker you are, not really caring about the school, and thats the main reason why she grows to like you so quick! Your rebelious and carefree attitude is what make her grow to like you in a second and why she decided to follow your example, she was already wishing to cause troubles and maybe even take advantage of those who she hates but now you are finally helping her take that last step so of course she would start following you around

The second to grow to not only like you a lot but also to admire you is Masuru! He is already energetic and loves playing around but getting to know someone who just wants to have fun even if that means causing troubles to others is something incredibly cool in his childish mind, so of course he would start following you around and ask to let him play with you!

Kotoko would take even longer to warm up but is thanks to Monaca that she does, she just doesn't like grown ups (and if you male it would be even more dificult) but it is until she notice how with you is just pure fun and without anything to do with her directly she would simply give a try and will end up asking for more games! She would even end up having a rivality with Masuru, both trying to show of they are the best and the one who can follow your rythm with ease

It would be too dificult Nagisa to be comfortable with you, he is too mature for his age and is too dedicated at his studies to waste his time in such childish and stupid things, but at the end is the rest who end up making him just relax and play around (probably being teased a lot by Masuru and Kotoko simply get on his nerves and thats why he end up giving up)

While for Jataro is surprisingly easy to warm up, it may take time because he just see himself as a horrendous monster and a burden but soon will find the same joy on simply going around and having fun while causing troubles, at the start he would feel like is not a good thing to do but with some reasurance and when he grows comfortable around you he will simply start doing what he wants and may even become as caotic as you can be

It could be quite the surprised when one day you look back and then notice a bunch of kids suddenly following your steps, calling you admirable and funny and wanting to follow your example, it could be then the moment you realice this new responsability because despite being considere ultimates they are still kids, and kids follow the example of whoever they admire so maybe following a total troublemaker who gets away for what they do thanks to being an ultimate isn't exactly the best example for their childish minds

Wanting to give them a good example could be understandable but quite dificult to do when you are used to do what you want to do as you please, and since they are already used to seeing you being caotic it could be a little hypocrite to tell them to behaive, so it would be quite dificult to now try to give a good example

It may end up being a learning experience for all, by you trying to change at least enough to don't raise a bunch of brats and them to have someone who cares for them. There is probably moments where you have to stop yourself for a moment to think twice before doing something, even asking them if they know how to solve a problem in a pacific way

However, when you suddenly try to stop yourself from doing something reckless and try to teach them to not be so caotic it isn't going to be well received for them, suddenly they would be accusing you to act like those boring adults they hate so much and will try to push you to go back to be the troublemaker they know and like so much

At the end it would be easier to show them important things you know without stop being you, otherwise it would just feel unatural, besides, teaching them things as the troublemaker you are would not only make them happy but also will make them actually want to grow as a person, and since they are still kids honestly they still have their whole life awaiting for them to grow and learn, so for now some fun wouldn't hurt, right?

It may not go the best way posible and end up being all a caotic fun but at least all grow a little, including you

[your-queer-dad]

Hi, Papa, this is my first ask, I just felt that I needed someone bigger to hear me (not going to say older because most parents don't like that lol). I don't really know what I'm doing, so I think I'll (kinda) introduce myself first, I think it feels right. I'm from Latinoamérica, as in I was born and still live there (so that's why I may have some mistakes writing 😅, I literally learnt english from tv and YouTube lol), and I am currently studing college, but the thing is, here as in many other countries in southamerica, not everyone has like a real chance to study, so none of my parents went to college, and neither any of my siblings or grandparents, so I feel kind of alone in this sometimes, because I can never tell any of them about my experience without being told that since I'm not working my life isn't as complicated as it could be, in this years my siblings, who are just working had told me that I'm dumb for doing this since I decided to study something I wanted, that happens to be a career that isn't popular so I might end working on anything else, and like yeah, I get it, being from a low class and having the oportunity to study I maybe should've choosed something like medicine or law, but I was 17 when I made the choice and I just wanted to be happy, you know? Now I'm in process of writing my thesis and I have to do my social service? I don't know if that's a thing in other places, and the thing is, that I, as an autistic Person find the process really stressing, and I have no idea what to do, like I kind of know, but the people who gives that information sometimes gets frustrated with people and once the process it's like actually started you have to go with some dude that treats you like shit as my friends who decided to do service before practices, and also you have to make some reports that look really confusing, and my friends say that sometimes they tell you that they're wrong and you have to figure out the reason, that can go from color of ink to a date and others, so that's just really stressful, and I wish I could talk about this things with someone who knows what I'm talking about, because it's not the same with friends, we just laugh at how dumb this is, but at the end of the day they still have their parents who know how's college and what writing a thesis means, and who they can ask things, but I don't and I feel alone and stupid for being scared at doing what it's basically just paperwork for starting my service, but I am, and I am afraid to make mistakes because as long as I want this oportunity and will try to do my best, I don't know anything about the things they will, in theory, show me how to use, so I am kind of in an autistic crisis because I know I should start the process but I, for some reason, don't so that just makes me feel more stupid and gives me more stress, and I don't know. Like I know in general what should I do, but at the same time not, and since I'm taking so much time to do this I feel that I'm going to get rejected when I finally do it.

Maybe this is to caotic and bad written so it's okay if you don't answer. However, thank you for having your asks open. Have a good day! 💖

Hey kiddo!! It's okay, it's really nice to meet you and thank you for telling me about what's going on! I'm really proud of you for pursuing the path you want to and I'm really sorry that people have reacted that way. I think you're doing a really good job and I'm really proud of you.

- dad x

[mondstaub1]

fanfiction idea modern Aemond.

So Aemond his the CEO of Dragarys & Co at age 25 and is always bussy looking after a caotic older brother. He once more has to meet with his brother because he has pulled another stupid stund. They meet in a small caffe and upon entering Aemond immidiatly crushes on the hot batista Luke with curly brown hair and a sweet smile. But Aegon needs to be his rude, annoying and predatorial self. He hits on the young man and makes suggestiv commants. To Aemonds horror. Then he tries to pull Luke into his lap which of course freaks him out. The commotion causes Luke to get fired when Aegon uses his last name to throw his weight around. Aemond is shocked and mortified by his brothers actions but Aegon just shruggs. When he leaves to caffe he hears crying in the allyway next to him. He looks and finds Luke there, crying almost hysterically.

Maybe I will write this completly at some piont

[prenvii-moved]

ppl on twt tire me. im glad im still here

[sketched-skull]

You know what

Just becayse im rereading homestuck in spanish with a friend

Im gonna headcanon all the kids spanish

[spooki-ghoztzz]

idk why I feel like I do a lot of requests about my stupid ideas you'll get tired but you're always allowed to tell me to stfu I swear ❗❗❗

so i'll explain how do I end up with this 😧

I was cleaning my nasty room while playing music so it'll work as noise and randomly yt played no other heart by mac demarco and I was like WTF bc i listen metal LMFAO so when the song end my mind pop a scenario, yknow how Chauncey and Phil got beef ok eachother OK SO WHAT IF READER WORK ON THE COMPANY AND BE BOTH THEY CRUSHES LMFAO how these two are gonna do, who's gonna do something? are they even gonna do something? NAH IMAGINE LIKE IN THAT EMPLOYEE TRIP

im dead laughing just thinking hows this gonna be if everything was caotic

btw feel free to ignore this 😈🤙

- 🐏

( JIHJDJJSD Y"ALL N O- UR GONNA MAKE ME GO FERAL- THIS IS GONNA BE FUN AS HELL and tbh no other heart is one of my favorite tunes that isn't loud as hell- )

Okay SO,i’m gonna be taking the employee trip and twisting it like a goddamn pretzel-

THESE TWO ARE SO TENSE IT HURTS- LIKE NOW PHIL HAS ANOTHER REASON TO HATE HIM BUT DOESN’T WANNA UPSET YOU

These two actually talk about it on the ride,sometimes not agreeing with things but they had to eventually tell you they like you or they might end up having a damn fist fight-

So,these two come up with the idea of asking at the same time that night once they got to the hotel.Poor Phil is a nervous wreck whenever he has to go with Jeremy for not even ten minutes cause he’s worried over the confession- (jeremy even asks if he’s okay before he leave,he knows-)

You all three meet up at the bar,Chauncey had asked you if you maybe wanted a few drinks. You agreed ofc cause you’d rather not get snapped in half-

And that confession just leads to you being so damn confused since you’ve liked the two for a while but didn’t know they liked you back. I mean Chauncey barely shows any emotions and Phil kept to himself a lot.

The results? You all agree to a poly relationship and are gonna have to be 100% sure they’re okay on sharing and sometimes being away. The two are kinda iffy about it but hey,they’ve bonded in about a day just from that!

(as an extra thing since this is so short,gernal hcs-)

On the trip i beat y’all sneak in each others rooms or just go to Chauncey’s just to cuddle and watch TV- It isn’t really allowed but do you think Chauncey’s gonna care? (a bit)

After the trip,since you three had to figure things out about work but hey it works out! Since you go back and forth you can spend equal amount of time with the two and at home you all can spend time together.

Chauncey never gets home till like,2 or later in the morning so you two are probably asleep snuggled up on the couch by then but if not you’re the one awake. He’d give you a soft smile and kiss your forehead then Phils,whispering a soft ‘love you”- <3

Phil is such a cuddly person and hell,warmed up to Chauncey a lot to the point where he’s cuddly with him also ONLY if he allows him to tho

y’all are lowkey cute as hell- 

[420pogpills]

hELLO I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK! I was going to send you a message after reading your negativity post, because I really didn't want to miss your blog. Also because I didn't weant you to feel sad in the fandom. But Georgebur saved the day! IT'S GREAT TO HAVE U BACK FOR GOOD <3

I'm usually a very shy, lurky person, bUT OMG!!! The stream!! George and Wilbur are so cute! George is so caotic! Wilbur is saying the wildest things, but is the one to talk George down from actually doing the stupid stuff! They are such a great duo. I am holding my thumbs for another stream one of these days!!1!!1

Wishing u the very best! Let's pray for more georgebur content!

thank you so so much my lovely, i appreciate you so much!!!! thank youuu :’D 💖💖💖💖 

it was such a wild stream omgggg every day it’s solidified further and further that george is the epitome of chaos. like omg we always knew?? but it’s no longer just screaming-at-5am-with-the-feral-boys kind of chaos, but swinging-a-knife-around-putting-a-plastic-spatula-into-boiling-oil-trying-to-step-on-live-train-tracks kind of chaos :’))) and people call this boy boring?? he’s the type to get you arrested i swear LOL it was such an epic stream i absolutely cannotttt deal :’D i’m smiling so much about it all haha! and all the cute fans too everyone’s so nice! and it was so nice to see both boys and girls? like everyone just loves them, i love to see it!

thank you lovely wishing you all the best too 💖

[feiquacker]

Okay so you know how Katara is like the mother of the gaang ? I have this head cannon that if Yue was alive she would be the second mom in the gaang but like the cool mom.

Oh yes deffenetly, definitely? Definitivli. No deffenetivle. Deff. Let's stay with deff please. I don't know what au to use now. The yuekitara, sukitara or sukka au. So i am going to use the yuekitara au cs noone can prove me wrong they are THE power couple *smug look* Or should I say tripple *wink* xD oof I should stop with the bad jokes. (suki isn't featured because they r not a mom. They are nonbinary. THEY ARE A GOD. EVEN WORSE! A PARENT. Although they give me big youngest/olderst sibling/child energy. Cs they r so caotic. I got it. Suki is the burnt out parent that makes dad jokes all the time and is hella chaotic at the same time) Anyway. Here Yue is alive. Wow. And she is. AMAZING. Awesome. She is a waterbender because La is amazing and gave her waterbending. But Yue is also learning to use a bow and arrow cs she is that bitch. So everyone sees katara and yue as the moms of the group and there is a never endles cycle of "ask yue" "ask katara" or should I say *smug look* "ask your mom" oh god I should stop. Anyway. Whenever someone needs something they go to katara. Whenever someone wants something. They go to Yue. Cs Yue is the cool one. Everyone sais that Zuko is the dad of the gaang but like... no. he was raised in royalty. he wants people to give him money. Yes he chainged but no. So instead of a mom and dad role thing we have two moms and a child/parent. Katara is the one that knows what they all need. She knows what they have to buy. Who is doing the dishes. Who needs to bathe Momo. And Yue is the one that just goes along with katara and simps™ for her. They have the good cop bad cop dynamic. Yue is the good cop. And she's always eather really chill, in fighting/learning mode or simping for her lovers. No inbetween. Because you cannot convince me otherwise. Yue is like the biggest lesbian here. What is gayer than the fucking moonspirit and fish??? Anyways. I got a little sidetracked there. Or should i say *smug look* trucked *wink* OH GOOD I NEED TO STOP. Sorry if it is weird to read. I did my nearly best. Barely best? The 75% best from 100% best. So my best basically. Aaah. Yes I included Suki. Cs I can't have a single conversation without mentioning Suki at least twice. No I am not sorry. And I have au's. Its normal. I think. I hope. I think it is normal. Or else y'all are weord for not having 7 different au's. Lol. I am sorry I made ir a yuekitara while you were clearing asking for yuetara. Keep in mind. I also ship sokkaang. And people still have the audacity to call me chaotic. Like how am I chaotic? I did nothing! Exept ship the two hottest boys in atla. This is not what you asked for. But anyway since I started let's continue with my conversation. I actually found you on tiktok and Instagram. Very funny cs I stuble across your comments and stuff. The algorithm... We were takijng about yuekitara. Yes. Yuekitara and sokkaang. AAAAH. The family dynamic. Here aang and toph and suki are all found siblings :D. And ow ma gawd. I hc Mai becoming an older sisters figure to suki. Because mai is so cool. And suki is like AAAAAAAH COOL BISEXUAL PLEASE BE MY FAMILY BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ONE. but in reality its more of a. Suki cut's their finger on accident and Mai is like. Blow on it. It makes the pain go away faster. And suki is like. What? No. I'm not blowing at my finger. And then Mai thinks that suki is so stupid sometimes she basically adopts them. It's not official. But it's awesome. I should stop now. For real. Yea... Thank you for the ask! :D I CAN'T BELIVE I SPENT 50 MINUTES ON THIS :D

[thequietkid-moonie]

Killing the human for revenge

[ ONE-SHOT ] [ Eve ]

[ NieR Automata ]

⚠️ This contain spoilers

⚠️ Explicit death, please dont read if you feel uncomfortable with it

Okaaaaay, this idea has been wandering in my mind since, like, when i reached final A of NieR Automata, and im FINALLY able to write it!! I really hope you like it because i put a lot of heart I this 🖤

I maybe went a little wild when writing this, is just that i reaaaaaally love Eve and this scene and the depression is taking me over again

This wasn't right, this wasn't how things were supoused to be, Eve born to protect his brother, the whole purpose of his life was his brother, he wanted nothing but to be with him, to be able to play with him and be by his side, but now his world was cracking under him

Eve was willing to indulge on whatever Adam wanted, he accepted to read those books, use those weird clothes and even eat those apples just to please his brother, because if Adam was happy then he was happy too, but now that Adam wasn't with him anymore there was nothing but anger in him, an inmense anger that does nothing but grow with every second of grief it pass

Why it has to be his brother? Why those androids had to take his brother away from him? Why those stupids androids think that a mere weak and pathetic human is more important? Why did Adam thought that too? He was so inmerse on the knowledge of the humans that he even sacrifice his life to get to met that human that was in custody of those androids, to try to be the closest he can be in every way with the human

Everything was their fault, he had lose his brother because of them! He feel this inmense pain because of them! He feel like this world isn't worthy of living without his brother because of them! It was those androids who rip his brother away form him and he is going to take revenge, he is going to kill those stupids androids, attack them and destroy them until this pain on his heart stops, but before that he is going to make the real culprit pay and regret everything, he is going to kill that stupid human first

And the only one left that could deal with this problem was 2B

2B's mind was troubled and racing, 9S had been severaly injured and you had been threaten by Adam, he had taken both from 2B's grasp for just a moment but that was enough for her to feel like the entire world was falling apart, and even if now she can at least have you close that didn't stop her to feel completely troubled, besides, she was still worried because even if Adam didn't attacked you he was so pushy with you, wanting you to admit that for humans the only important thing was the hate

Even if 2B didn't felt ready she needed to take care of the caos that started outside of the resistance camp, the machine were getting erratic and caotic, leaving you behind, asking you to stay there, she imediatly run to attend the issue

It happened so fast, the machines were being a big trouble for everyone because of Eve's determination, he wasn't planing on giving up and it was that determination that, no matter how much you or the other androids tried to help you, at the end you were brought to Eve

Despite his anger, he was taking his time, greeting you with a smile, taking time to express how much he despised you, blaming you for what happened to him and even cursing you you, maybe he was making time for the android to came or he was just enjoying your terrified expression, whatever was his reason to wait it didn't matter because when he couldn't hold back anymore and just snaped, immediatly taking you from your neck and start pressing, holding you up and aplying more and more pressure while blaming you for everything he was feeling, while you couldn't do anything to defend yourself, even when your mind and heart was racing with fear, even when you felt a rush of adrenaline running through your veins, your strength just wasn't enough to defend yourself and you were forced to suffer, to feel your body fight and get desperate as your lungs crave for air, feeling your heart beat so fast that it probably just get out of your chest and your bood running through your veins, your whole body was in an inmense pain until everything finally stoped, the sound of your spine finally breaking for Eve's hold, making your body go numb, motionless, inexpressive, lifeless

And everything happening in front of an impotent 2B that couldn't do anything but scream your name, barely able to focus on defend herself from the machines when she was horrified by the scene in front of her

It take a moment to Eve to realice that you were already gone for blinded by his anger and continue pressing your neck, taking a better look of your now corpse, feeling quite satisfied by his actions but not feeling better about his grief, the pain was still there, so he decided to just continue with his plan, looking directly to 2B, ready to take her down like he had done with you, throwing your body at the floor as if it was nothing and leaving the machines crush it, not even letting 2B to try to reach it, imediatly fighting against her with all his strength, if he wasn't able to be with his brother at the end then she didn't have the right to have you by her side

[witchlyboo]

Tom Holland dating a Latina Pt. 3

Christmas edition 🎄

Holaaaaaaaaa. The audacity of coming here after months, I know but I’m 100% that bitch and I’m here anyway with a nice HC, if you’re nice with me you can have a proper fanfic later in New Year...maybe.

Two things first:

English isn’t my first lenguage (obs) you’ll probably (surely) find some spell mistakes, let me know.

I know it’s not Christmas anymore, that’s it, that’s my argument.

What do you mean this isn’t a Christmas gif? Well, find one that everyone haven’t used and send it to me, you criticona whore.

This is mostly Mexican bc I’m Mexican but if you could tell me typical things of your country so I can make it more inclusive, I’d be really grateful.

Thanks for read my mental breakdown, really appreciate it.

Say it louder for those in the back!

WE DON’T STAND STEREOTYPES.

bUT

Hehehehe

face it, Latin Christmas it’s like pretty relatable.

you weren’t nervous for take Tom to meet your family.

of course you weren’t.

you were in fuCKIN’ HELL.

ok, I’m exaggerating.

but your family can be...irregular, for a british boy who barely knows them.

This was the deal: you will spend Christmas with your family and New Year with his.

Stupid hermoso puppy eyes boy who can make you think everything he says is a good idea.

“It’s not to late to regret”

“We just landed”

you love your family more than anything.

even when they are so caotic.

and loud

and explosive

no one could blame you for preparing for the worst.

so, there you were, in la casa de la abuela.

“It’s not to late to regret”

“ Are you worry they don’t like me?”

“I’m worry they like you more than they like me”

he held your hand and all your worries fainted.

“K fine, chingue su madre” you said to yourself.

You finally get in.

5 seconds of solid silence, for a moment you thought you were in the wrong place.

It didn’t last to much.

Everybody SCREAMING

Hugs, handshakes, kisses everywhere, not knowing exactly who they come from.

He has to hold your hand hard so they won’t tear him apart from you.

Your family barely knows English, just basic words.

Your Tom barely knows Spanish, just basic words.

that gave you a safety zone where you can control the information.

“what did she said?”

“she asked if we are living together, say no”

“but we are”

“oh, I see, I didn’t want to buy that carpet and now you want to break my abuelita’s heart.”

“...No”

Your primos y sobrinos were so exciting running and trying to be with him, specially the little ones.

Bc omg he’s spIDERMAN.

he playing with all of them, looking so excited because they have Spiderman toys.

as usual you helped in the kitchen so you left him in la sala.

and of course.

*pretends not to be shocked*

your cousins and uncles were trying hard to put him drunk.

“Chúpele, mijo”

you saved him just in time, he started to feel dizzy.

the dinner is ready.

Even when Christmas is a big thing in England too, he never have seen this quantity of food.

not just the quantity, all types of colors, smells, textures, tastes.

and your mom doesn’t stop putting food on his plate

“No, mi amor, that’s spicey.”

*eats it anyway*

*pretends had to go to the bathroom*

*cames back with tears in his eyes*

“Told ya”

All your tías were fascinated with him.

i meAN

This was the very first time you don’t hear the:

“¿Y el novio, mija?”

everyone know his name but rather call him “El wero”

tom smiling the whole time, laughing even when he doesn’t understand what’s going on.

but he’s so happy, not just for being half drunk, he could finally know more about you

he’s exactly what you expect him to be and more

saying a soft “gracias” all the time

offering his help in every opportunity

holding your hand, back or shoulder

and giving you random forehead kisses at any chance

random pause to go cry

anyWAY

you took him away when they started to discuss something

he wasn’t ready for a family fight.

los terrenos del abuelo, los platos robados, quien puso más dinero, opiniones del aborto, the basics, you know.

you take him outside holding his hand and tell him a childhood memory that you have in that garden

he can’t takes his eyes of you, almost breathing.

“What?”

“nothing, just... you’re just the way I imagined you will be”

“Imagined what?”

“The love of my life”

Yep, that sound was my heart breaking

“Feliz Navidad, mi amor”

“Merry Christmas, my love”

[caprina-mints]

Hello dear! I would like a match up! I'm a straight female and I'm 5'2. I have dark blonde/ light brown curly hair (people always touch them ugh) and I wear glasses. I like playing the piano (insecure uff)and writing. I also like playing videogames and skating. I HATE doing things I can't do well, like drawing. I am ambiverted and I have a short temper. People tell me I tend to put others before me. I am very caotic with the people I know. I am also perverted af. I speak italian and english.

Hey Puddin I see another matchup here! Ok now down to business.

I ship you with.....

Jeff The Killer!

Surprise

Now at first everyone was creeped out by how much you look like Ben and how similar you two are from hobbies to personas which shook everyone seeing how much you were like a female version of their little green elf boy.

Jeff was the very first person to point it out in a very obnoxious way. Cause of that you always had a very negative view on him at first.

Everyone even started betting, if you ever end up with Ben or not. But because of the similarities Ben thought that it would be extremely creepy because he felt like he would be dating his sister so it was a big No No for the both of you.

Jeff on the other hand was being an asshole about how he mistakes You for Ben every single time one time he ended up tackling you down on the ground because of the stupid prank Ben pulled on him and he was convinced that YOU were Ben because you looked like him.

At first you and Jeff would always bicker about this and it goes on and on with pointless arguments and funny insults that you two became the sole entertainment to everyone there besides the T.V.

You were one of the very few people who could rival Ben in Video games.

A few weeks passed and Jeff started getting chummy on you and he purposely Mistakes you for Ben just to get closer to you since this maniac didn't know how to tell you he liked you.

Apparently he can't threaten you or kidnap you because 1. you're already part of the mansion and 2. Ben would hunt his ass for kidnapping his sister look alike.

Now Jeff may act arrogant and smug around you specifically because of your small height compared to his so expect a lot of stupid mocking insults like

' Hey short stacks want me to get a chair for you? '

Or

' Shortcake where the fuck were you when it was raining heights? Playing near the puddle? '

And all those dumbass shit he throws at you so you will either physically attack him or bark at him with all of the insults that were blessed upon the earth. Jeff clearly likes to Tease since your temper is so pissable he just had to.

Nobody and I mean Nobody had ever imagined a Day that you two would actually dating.... And surprise that Day came.

You lost a Bet with Jeff and he dared you to be his girlfriend until he says he's bored of you.

But deep down inside of him he will never let you go because if you tried to leave him.... Everyone will pray for your soul.

At first you were so against the physical contact you became feral and started hissing at him because he's like your number one enemy inside the mansion which he found funny and attractive at the same time.

But you stopped biting him. Because one time you bit his arm... He bit you back on your neck creating a large bite mark .

You were lowkey traumatized but as time passed by this guy wasn't as bad as you thought he was..... He's still bad though.

You two became video game buddies and there are peaceful times when you two would just lay down and cuddle *ehem* more like force you to cuddle with him.

And talk about normal stuff and he was shook when he found out that you knew how to play the piano.

' shortass... Looks like your talent made up for the lack of height '

You slowly got to know him better and things stirred up and became real when you confessed to him because this asshole is too smug and arrogant to admit it first.

It escalated quickly and he became more protective of you. He's still pretty reckless so he doesn't know how to carefully take care of himself.

So he asked E.j to teach him basic medication stuff so when you get injured he knows what to do which you find kinda cute?

Because you found him putting bandages on himself while muttering the instructions given to him by Jack.

You're pretty much the first one to act all PDA on him and he starts complaining and whining about it but when you stop he'll act all pissy and neglected so you're pretty much confused.

You two may have been the most chaotic couple in the mansion. Clashing personalities with evil minds? Yup the definition of disaster.

He found out that you really were an exact female replica of Ben when he knew how dirty your mind was. He'd tease you about it but when you unexpectedly tease back with a dirtier remark he'd go dead silent and just pin you down.

And he went bat shit crazy on your first time with him. The next morning you couldn't face everyone because... You looked terrible and hand prints were every where. On the other hand everyone knew what you two were doing last night because of all the noise. Ehem...

Even though you two may get on each other's nerves Jeff was certain about one thing.

You were his shortcake and he wants to keep it that way.

______________

Now at first I thought about shipping your character with ben but with your description it would be too obvious who your ship would be so I thought about making it a little bit... Different?.

Hope you like it! ✨

[fleebledotcomrbls]

Best friends whenever Sanders Sides AU

Barry: Logan…duh. They are both science people. They both have a mindset of “Why are humans like that.” “He’s just *Lovingly sighs* Oh my gosh did i just *mimics sigh*!?” (Barry quote[but i made it Gay])At one point Barry pulls out old emotion flash cards. They are both, lets face it rude. Also kinda selfish. Like im rewatching the show and all i can think is ‘Logan would say that’ Barry…just reminds me of canon Logan so much!

Naldo: This is hard because Patton, Roman, or Remus could work, but I’m going with Remus. Just Naldo’s caotic nature. Also being stupid. Also platonic intrulogical.

Shelby: Patton. both kind harted. Also both have fun mom energy

Syd: PLATONIC MOXIETY also syd is emo too. CAN AND WILL FIGHT YOU.

Daisy: Roman. both royaity (also LOGINCE)

[I really just wanted to talk about Logan and Barry]

[thelightofdemacia]

@prodigyexplorer ♥’d the permanent starter call

She tried to remember, really hard, about a brief moment during the night where she didn’t feel stupid. There were other emotions involved-- confusion, mostly, when answers about the first star and the past of her sisters was discussed, relief when Jinx walked into the room with her big smile and her nickname calling, and embarrassment when she decided to ask Ezreal about his intentions. A cute kind of embarrassment though, turning her into a blushing mess--- but feeling like an idiot prevailed. Fearing Sarah’s judgment, and Ahri’s by association, turned up to be a killing combo.

When the time for actual slumber at the actual slumber party began, after a caotic moment of team effort to get their living room to look like a massive bed with matresses and pillows all around, a new emotion bubbled up from inside of her stomach. Sarah had rolled to pick a spot next to Lulu. Lux bit her lower lip staring at the space that was apparently hers now. Next to Ezreal. The guy that made her knees surrender with one grin. As if she didn’t feel stupid enough, now she was gonna be an idiot with few hours of sleep. She sat on top of her blanket, hugging her pillow that very conveniently hid half of her face from him.

“I... Interesting night, huh?”

[sketched-skull]

A thing out of nothing

I might start posting little bits of small stories or stories from writting prompts

Maybe

Idk would anybody read it?