#canon fuckery

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

“that’s not accurate to the comics!!” I couldn’t care less, these r my dolls and I will do whatever I want to them, i’m playing house goddamnit!! lemme live in my delusions!! It’s called feeding ur inner child!!!

[nepttunnee]

i just know msby v adlers games r absolutely fucking insane. like not only two karasuno (incapable of being normal) alumni but also the “freak duo” competing against each other??? the two of them were always doing something completely batshit while playing together in highschool, as pro athletes i KNOWWW they r being ridiculous homoerotic rivals. the worst part about them is neither one is surprised. atsumus losing his shit at kageyama, hoshiumi is pissed watching hinata, the two of them arent even phased. bokuto is pissing himself afraid, the crowd are shaking, theyre making gay eye contact across the net. sakusa is about to hit something that definitely isnt a volleyball. ushijima is just there. every karasuno alumni watching isnt even phased by the ridiculous bullshit kagehina is pulling. oikawa is going to burst a blood vessel watching in a disguise from the crowd.

[deancasforcutie]

this is what Elongated Muskrat has taken from us (only force of nature that could bring his ill-gained site to its knees) personally:

[crystallizsch]

HMMMMM more crumbs of this

nobody asked for a follow-up of this love triangle drama except for ME and like. at least 3 other people --

[oneiroy]

HAPPY PRIDE TO THIS BIG BI BUTCH ROE ✨🏳️‍🌈

[queerjokeriscanon]

Justice League Action S1 E47 Watchtower Tours Director: Jake Castorena Writers: Tim Sheridan Artists: Shane Glines, Matthew Bordenave, Elsa Garagarza, David Maximo, Antony Mazzotta, Allison Smith, Jon Suzuki Joker voice actor: Mark Hamill Release date: Jan 6, 2018

Context: Joker takes a tour of the watchtower disguised as a woman. It is not actually his fault when everything goes wrong.

[foggybear42]

sometimes i forget that bigender evan is not a real canon fact and is actually just a headcanon i have. what do you MEAN this guy is canonically 100% cis 🤨🤨🤨 ????

[shatnerihardlyknowher]

"Terrified of what I'd be

As a kid, from what I've seen

Every single day, when people try

And put the pieces back together

Just to smash them down

Turn my headphones up real loud

I don't think I need them now

'Cause you stop the noise, and

If you stay, I would even wait all night

Or until my heart explodes

How long until we find our way

In the dark and out of harm?

You can run away with me

Anytime you want."

EDIT: MY BF MADE A SUGGESTION

[se-hos]

do you even like macdennis if you can't handle the fact that mac is also a piece of shit to dennis

[dark-concerned-moony]

for the first time in my life i actually understand how religious people feel when someone does something outrageous with/to something related to their religion.

the only word i can think of when i think of TUA S4 is blasphemy. that thing was completely, utterly and heartbreakingly blasphemous.

[fanby-fckry]

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[georgiaswarr]

i refuse to believe that the ark makes songs about romance

[heliotrope155]

Post-canon, after meeting up again Dean would just keep asking Cas, like "You still love me?"

And Cas, slightly warily would go, "Yes."

And Dean would offer to go to the Grand Canyon, where the entire drive between arguments and taking goofy tourist pictures and one three day delay to deal with a hunt, Dean would keep asking him. Cas, slightly long suffering, would glare at him and say, "It's actually been twelve years, you idiot."

And Dean would shut up, and get slightly smug and slightly freaked out. They keep driving, see the Grand Canyon (which Cas pretends he had a hand in making and Dean sort of starts to believe it). There's about four hundred more smaller versions of a confession from Dean and they wind up in Vegas and get married.

[cryptocism]

So, out of curiosity (AND a slight fear of messing with what you've laid out so clearly in Frequency, which I see as the most reasonable and rational explanation to Thad's character inconsistencies basically, ever), I am wondering if this version of Inertia from Flash #760 fits into the Too Many Thads AU anywhere? From what I can tell, he's the only one not mentioned in your very thorough (and impressively detailed, he was at boomerang's funeral, excuse me sir why are you here???) timeline of Thad appearances. Would you consider him one of the clones we get from the AU, like Six? Or maybe just Thad himself given he's sort of just... chilling in the Speedforce lol. Or did you just not consider him given it's yet another instance of Thad appearing, doing something wild, then disappearing as quickly as he came haha. (Also, I just noticed he says vibrational FREQUENCY, nice👏)

i did... kinda include this iteration. but admittedly it's pretty brief, and the bits of story that take place in the speed force sit in dreamy abstraction rather than solid prose

start of chapter 2 when Thad is running thru the speed force:

He thinks he sees the Flash, once or twice. Tick tock tick tock. You’re running out of time, Barry. But he often thinks he sees lots of people. Once, he thought he saw Max. But the memories exist in his mind the same way a daydream would, and he can’t be sure if it was real.

The "tick tock tick tock" line is taken directly from #760

compared to the other threads of canon that Frequency is written around, it's definitely more on the borders of believably. The "tick tock" line and the bit where Thad threatens to snap his fingers and "blast Barry's mind to pieces" harkens back to the Kid Zoom era and Rogues Revenge, which fucks with my attempt to differentiate this Inertia as a separate person from Kid Zoom. but the hiccup feels minor enough that i think it still works

(and on a tangential note the whole "i'll snap my fingers and blast your mind to pieces" line straight up doesn't make sense to me because YES Kid Zoom famously snapped his fingers and exploded a baby, but he accomplished that by fast-forwarding that baby's timeline so quick that its literal molecules shook apart under the stress. Barry is a speedster and would not respond to timeline manipulation in that way - if at all - because his molecules are already used to that kind of shit. it's a weird and out of place threat to make and i think Williamson may have gotten the impression that Kid Zoom acquired the power of spontaneous combustion which he Fucking Did Not ok rant over)

the general idea i was going for was: Thad is running on rage, sees Barry, has the brief confrontation in #760 where Barry mostly just feels bad for him, and then disappears back into the storm. Implication being that Thad has actually had a couple different interactions with people during his 5 years in the speed force (Eobard, Max, Barry, etc) who try to convince him of things or promise him things, but staying for that long in the speed force (without being dead) fucks with perception a little bit, especially perceptions of Time. so when he's out and looking back on it, Thad can't totally discern what happened, what didn't, or in what order.

also the attendance at Captain Boomerang's funeral gets a shout out near the end of chapter 8 when Bart is going through Six's collection of Four's old stuff:

Some of the items on the shelf he didn’t recognize. A shot glass. A funeral pamphlet for one Digger Harkness. Several empty syringes and auto-injectors all meticulously arranged. A variety of small gadgets and devices that Bart couldn’t place.

because the funeral is technically Inertia's return after the events of Mercury Falling, I translated that as Four's first appearance in the 21st century

[martlet-my-beloved]

I feel like Martlet would want to go with Frisk out of the ruins. After the time she seperated from Clover she would not want that to happen with another human child.

i dont think there would be any circumstance where martlet could ever bring herself to let frisk go alone tbh. its either frisk stays in the ruins with her and toriel as long as they like or they go out into the underground together. by the end of uty's pacifist, martlet definitely has ZERO trust in the guards and asgore to just let a child walk out into a world ready to kill them on sight.

i mean, im pretty sure im not fooling anyone by doing the whole "will they wont they" about frisk leaving the ruins XD. it's really only a matter of time before they confront toriel about it, and martlet wouldnt hesitate to follow right after them. she's brought a human through the underground once, and she'd do it again no questions asked

currently i think this au takes place around 5 or 6 years after uty? so martlet definitely had time to think about her time with clover and definitely knows about what toriel does. she knows the game plan. either she helps keep the next human safe in the ruins or she keeps them safe out in the underground. still a royal guard, after all.

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[chaoticgalaxycats]

Okay so Marble Hornets Headcanon you know how a lot of people portray Jay as this awkward soft boy who is an extreme pushover? (Slight exaggeration but I did it to get the point across). I find it funny that's how Tim and Brian viewed him like this (taking out the weird almost infantilization of a grown man aspect out of it) when filming the student film. Then years later when Jay started posting and they actually had more time to watch his actions/interact with him do they realized... OH HOW WRONG THEY WERE.

They soon realize Jay is kind of a fucking menace. Like He's a little sassy, he breaks into random fucking abandoned buildings, he commits crimes, he'll your medical records online, ect. The only thing that I got right was that he was awkward. This realization hits the hardest for Tim most likely. But it's also funny to imagine Brian's reaction of "oh... Damn okay he just like he fr" *proceeds to break into another house"

To be honest I feel like the only one who had awareness of the fact that Jay was like this was Alex. Not to the extent he would assume Jay would break into his fucking house. But would know he has a bit of an edge to him despite being an awkward dumbass.