#calender man

[rottenhavecforbiddenposting]

I may be. Insane.

(Lazy but I wanted to draw him)

[perhappens]

Tim and Dick walk into to Arkham intensely, they sit down across from the inmate and glare at them.

Tim: Calendar man…

Dick: What day is Valentine’s Day!?

Calendar man confused: uhh… February 14th?

Tim: WHAT??

Dick: I KNEW IT !!

(This is what I imagine Calender Man’s only plot relevance is)

[my-true-love-insanity]

He's just been living in my mind so I must create him. And look! My humans are looking better if I do say so myself.

And I do.

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Speedpaint under cut - 1 hr 18 mins

I just fucking loved the stupid accent Lauren put on for Calender Man

Don't question the fact that the sentence is actually nonsense

[sunnycanwrite]

I'm honestly so mediocre..... Like most of the Batman villains

[plistommy]

Steve was looking more pissed off as ever with his hands on hips and scowl on his too-pretty face as he looked down at Eddie, who was nervous and embarrassed as hell because, well…

He had forgotten their first anniversary.

They had been together a year.

A whole year and Eddie’s dumbass has forgotten about it as he had been too busy planning on a new DnD campaign with the other members of the club instead of being here with his boyfriend who had waited for him to show up, apparently, for five fucking hours with Eddie’s favorite dinner.

Fuck.

Eddie felt like the worst boyfriend ever.

But, he still tried to lighten up the mood and grinned nervously up at Steve who was not breaking his stance.

”Look… I’m really sorry, baby—”

”Don’t you baby me!” Steve snapped and wrapped his arms over his chest, pout pulling into his pretty mouth.

”You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”

Eddie’s eyes widened a little and he awkwardly looked around ”But… this is my house.”

Maybe he shouldn’t have said that.

Steve huffed annoyingly and stomped to Eddie’s bedroom, leaving Eddie to sit on the living room’s couch, but before Eddie could really do anything, Steve was coming back with his green duffle bag and went to put on his shoes that were tidily set next to the front door.

”Fine. I’ll go to Robs. The food is cold, but I bet if you warm it up it isn’t half bad. There’s some ice cream too, chocolate and sprinkles on the top shelf. I know you like them…”

Steve and his caring side will be the death of Eddie. Even when the younger boy was mad at him, he still cared.

Before Steve could open the door, Eddie jumped from the couch and ran to him. He wrapped his hand around Steve’s wrist and pulled it back from the handle.

”Please, don’t go. Look, I’m really sorry, Steve. I am. I fucked this up,” Eddie took both of Steve’s hands to his, hating how the other boy wasn’t catching his eyes. ”Please, forgive me? I’ll do anything, baby.”

Finally, Steve turned those big brown eyes to his and gave a small nod, making his hair flop to his eyes which made Eddie push them back.

”Yeah?” Eddie said softly and Steve nodded again.

He dropped his duffle bag to the floor and let Eddie embrace him as the older boy wrapped his arms around Steve’s waist.

Steve breathed in the other’s scent, relaxing a little even if he was still a little upset.

”Okay, look,” He started, making Eddie pull away a little so he could see Steve’s face.

”It… it isn’t that serious. It’s only our first anniversary, but I just… I really wanted this to be special because I really really like you, Eddie and I love what we have and I just—”

”Hey, hey, Steve. It’s okay.” Eddie caressed Steve’s cheeks. ”You don’t need to apologize. I’m the one who fucked up. I should’ve known.”

Steve bit his bottom lip and leaned into the other’s touch.

”I love you. I will make it up for you, ’kay? If it takes me years of hard work I’ll do it. If it… if it means I can’t play anymore I’ll do it for you.”

That made Steve snort as he wrapped his arms around Eddie’s shoulders and fuck did it make Eddie happy when he finally felt the other’s touch on him.

”Like you’d be able to keep your hands off your ’sweetheart’.” And that made Eddie chuckle a little too.

”For you, anything.”

Steve gave him a soft smile and let Eddie kiss him.

”Fine. I’ll accept, you butthead.”

Eddie grinned as he led Steve to the couch, pulling the boy onto his lap as Steve giggled.

They made out for a while, Eddie doing all the things he knew to get the other laugh. Tickling his feet, the spot behind his ear that was unusually sensitive and squeezing that amazing ass when Steve wiggled on top of him.

When they both calmed down, now lying on the small couch with their legs tangled, Steve grinned.

”Hm, maybe for a start of this ’big’ journey of forgiveness, you could… fuck me? It could make me a little less mad.”

Eddie felt heat pooling into his dick right away.

”Thought you wanted me on the couch?” He teased and Steve rolled his eyes as he smacked softly the other’s grinning face.

”Do not tempt me. Again.”

[sugar-plum-obito]

broke: they paid for the village with mission money

woke: they paid for the village with senju weed empire money

bespoke: they paid for the village by selling sexy fireman calenders of tobirama

[al-luviec]

something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)

[captain-space-kin]

Just realized I never posted this here, little something I made in a day for the Wayward Son AU!

(Short summary of the AU I below the cut for those who might be curious!)

Wayward Son is and AU helmed by myself and my co-writer @carmelo-san, which basically boils down to “What if Ninjago but Lloyd is a baby in season 1 and the ninja adopt him”. Currently we’ve got a rough plan of everything that happens all the way through Crystalized!

This thing in particular takes place sometime right before season 3 I would imagine

[gothamghostwhispers]

Kinda yeah

It was a street adoption so there’s no paperwork or anything like that and like I don’t call him dad or anything but that doesn’t mean he didn’t fill that roll

Two Truths and a Lie!

Metaverse has killed someone and will do it again if need be.

Metaverse and the Meta Crew are officially adopted by Red Hood

Metaverse does not like papaya

-@beechaotic

Choose wisely!

… im going to guess that 3 is the lie

Did you get adopted?!

[rockybloo]

My black ass forgot when I said Beanstalked would start updating again whoops

[blur0se]

My sisters been watching this girl on youtube review beauty advent calenders and i keep imagining marinette with a youtube channel reviewing a shitty $800 advent calender gabriel brand puts out and tearing it too shreds

[mochinek0]

Daminette December 2022-Masterlist

1-Ice

2-Murder

3-Puppy

4-Dragon

5-Storybook

6-Giggle

7-Red

8-Submission

9-Tangled

10-Ambush    11-Art

12-Feather

13-Entwined

14-Toxic

15-Side Effects: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12

16-Chaos

17-Outline

18-Alien

19-Hands

20-Rage

21-Green

22-Forgive

23-Swim

24-Joke

25-Demon/Angel

26-Honour

27-Dress

28-Family

29-Shimmer

30-Extra

31-Beginnings

@maribat-calendar-events

[kn96artworks]

(. )( .) from last night's dream

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

If anyone is interested in how professional I am at work, someone started a work request:

"Morning, happy Barbie day! Quick question..."