#cal hudson

[stopthatbluecat]

Reminder that Benjamin Sisko fucked Cal Hudson in lederhosen.

[defconprime]

Bernie Casey as Cal Hudson

[filmjunky-99]

r e m e m b e r i n g

Bernie Casey

8 June 1939 – 19 September 2017

⚘️

[pic: casey as cal hudson, the maquis, ds9]

[justlemoney]

MEMES. *slams desk and runs*

Cars Meme Masterlist

[bisexualmcqueen]

(you would not believe how hard it was to find side profile refs for bob and darrel.)

lil ref sheet for the racecar headcanons, was good character practice too.

going to redo the bottom four (oldest drawings on here, i got the groove as i went) sometime hopefully and re-add them.

[bootleg-cal-weathers]

thinking about them <3

[argumentativeaxolotl]

Cars INCORRECT QUOTES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ (mainly featuring the RGB Trio lmfaoo. Probably humanized too)

Lightning: [Pointing at Chick] Look at him and tell me there is a God!

Strip:

Chick: He made me in his own image👹👹👹

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Lightning: [On the phone] Hey Doc? Can I borrow 5000 bucks?

Doc: Why do you need $5000? Plus aren’t you rich???

Lightning: It’s for an escape room.

Doc: What kind of escape room needs $5000?!

Lightning:

Lightning: Jail.

ALTERNATIVELY:

Cal: [On the phone] Uncle Strip, could I borrow… 5000 smackeroos?

Strip: Why do you need $5000?

Cal: For an escape room.

Strip: What the hell kind of escape room needs $5000?!

Cal: Jail.

Strip: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

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Chick: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked and upset.

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Strip: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Chick: Just give him a minute… or two… This is seriously entertaining…

Lightning: [Struggling and on the verge of tears whilst pushing on a door that VERY CLEARLY has pull written on it]

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Doc: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

ALTERNATIVELY:

Strip: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Sally: [Annoyed] What are you, five?

Lightning: [With sass, no braincells] Yeah! Five heads taller than you!

Sally:

Lightning:

Lightning: I’m deeply sorry for my actions and have learned from my mistakes please don’t hurt me.

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Chick: Go big or go home!

Hicks Crew Chief: [Tears in his eyes] We’re all begging you, Chick. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once, go home.

Chick: I’m going big. 👹👹

Hicks Crew: [Muffled sobbing]

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Lightning: I have an idea—

Strip: [Racer-Sitting for the other Crew Chiefs] If it involves you, Chick, Cal, Bobby, and the Avatar Theme-song then no.

Lightning: [Crossing his arms sassily] Well never mind then!

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Strip: Gods give me patience…

Chick: I think you mean “give me strength”.

Strip: [Exhausted, pointedly] If the gods gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

Chick: [Nervous sweating]

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Sorry it’s so short yall! If you guys have any suggestions for incorrect quotes please feel free to drop them and lmk abt them. I’m having fun writing these lmaooo.

Anyways I think I’m funny lol. Enjoy these 💀

[roe-and-memory]

OK.. i made the discord server. only massive rule is no doc/lightning shippers allowed amen

enjoy

[starfall-isle]

Cast party // Happy 2 years Balan wonderworld!

[chokedonaturtle]

my humanized cars headcanons

Cereal Choice Edition

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Strip: he ain’t allowed to eat cereal it makes him hyper. Lynda makes him oatmeal instead and he throws a tantrum every time.

Cal: he ain’t allowed to eat cereal, eats POPS in moderation when supervised (he will eat the entire box)

Lynda: Oatmeal. she don’t really care for cereal.

Tex: Great Value Apple Fritters Cereal (it’s discontinued and he pays $60 on ebay each time he needs another box.) Usually just has Blanton Gold Label for breakfast (it’s whiskey).

Lightning: Cocoa puffs, Reese’s Pieces Cereal, anything incredibly sweet and borderline life threatening. The occasional Cheerio.

Mater: anything you put in front of him. whether or not it’s edible is not important.

Bobby: actually doesn’t like cereal. mostly just doesn’t like milk and won’t eat it dry.

Brick: Frosted Flakes but ONLY the ones that are travel sized. He said they don’t taste the same as the big box. Also says that if they’re bought in the store, they taste different than the ones from the hotel breakfast line.

Sally: Honey Smacks, Choco Chimps. thinks the chimp is cute. drinks a glass of orange juice with her cereal and it drives Lightning insane.

Doc: He’s a doctor and only eats Raisin Bran and Cheerios because sugary cereal is bad for you…………

Cocoa Krispies. he likes when they go *pop pop pop*

Sheriff: he’s a simple man and doesn’t ask for much.

German cereal Vitalis Schoko Müsli Klassisch, Kelloggs ICEE cereal and Peeps cereal. makes Doc cry. who tf introduced him to those.

Sarge: MRE Future Essentials Corn Flakes Cereal #10 Can. man has not shit in six years.

Fillmore: organic gluten free sugar free preservative free strange crunchy objects. no milk.

Flo: prefers granola, mixed with cream and some fruit. makes a bomb parfait.

Ramone: eats whatever Flo is eating. if Flo is not eating he WILL starve.

Red: Honey Nut Cheerios, Apple Jacks….. Gerber snacks for baby. they’re fire and he won’t tell you otherwise.

Lizzie: has literally never heard of cereal, is shocked every time she sees someone eating it. it’s been 40 years of this.

Luigi: Swissli, but hasn’t found a good enough alternative in the US. Cheerios will do.

Guido: Doesn’t care for cereal, makes a real breakfast instead.

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lmk if i forgot anyone i wasn’t looking :p

ta ta !!!

<3

bonus !!

thomasville eats cereal too

Smokey: puts straight granola in milk. adds chocolate chips and maybe some fruit.

River: Honey Bunches of Oats, Honey Nut Cheerios, anything honey flavored

Louise: There’s a discontinued brand of strawberry yogurt Cheerios that she used to love. She swears on her life it existed and the boys like to mess with her and swear otherwise.

Junior: also fucks with Gerber snacks for baby. Prefers apple sauce from the squeeze tube--

is this man an actual child ???

[stopthatbluecat]

The Maquis Part I 2x20 Ben + Cal

@nerdy-flower is correct: Siskos + Hudsons = swingers.

[calicolite]

Hello Cars fandom! Since it’s Lightning McQueen day I finally have an excuse to draw him

The other sketches are for the fic “You Might Think It’s Foolish (What You Put Me Through)”

[kachowthunder]

[justlemoney]

PRIDE MONTH Y'ALL

(with some of my headcanons) ((also- feel free to use these as profile pictures if ya want-))

Pride Masterlist

OH C'MON ONLY 10 PICS PER POST- ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Welp- prepare yerselves for part two-

Part 2

[bootleg-cal-weathers]

cars characters and what faction i think they’d be in if they where transformers

lightning- autobot

strip- autobot Lieutenant (idk of what, just think he would be)

cal- neutral but leans to the autobots

chick- neutral but hates both sides

jackson- decepticon spy that wants to defect but is to scared to leave

cruz- newly recruited autobot

bobby- ex ‘con now autobot wrecker

mater- autobot special operations (somehow, no one knows why jazz recruited him)

finn mcmissile - autobot special operations (to no one’s surprise)

doc- neutral medic that treats most

sally- autobot medic in training (under ratchet and first aid(she’s also from praxus))

mack - autobot elite guard

that’s honestly the only ones i can think of rn 😭

[roe-and-memory]

deep in the depths of docs garage, there is a box of cameras.

theyre old, some of them still loaded with film, the rest of them empty — their photos have been moved to photo albums buried elsewhere — probably in the shed.

doc was never a big photography man himself, but the odd time he did find himself with a camera, after a race win and he had some extra money to spend, or when he was gifted one by the media, he found himself enjoying taking pictures, even if he forgot about those cameras and they ended up with the rest of his forgotten things by the end of it.

some of the cameras in that box have names scribbled on the bottom in marker. Louise Nash in a thick black font that stands out on the silver base. lou loved her photography, each of them were given cameras full of film, yet to be developed, but always just photos of them. it was her endearing love language to her friends — catching their happiest moments and making sure they knew how beautiful they looked.

lightning finds this box, he pulls it out and he studies each of the cameras. he shows them to cal, who knows a bit more about photography than he does, and together they learn about the film inside. cal points out how one of them still has a small amount of film left, and that these old cameras didnt need batteries or chargers, just flash cubes.. which just so happened to be in the bottom of the box.

so, using one of the ancient cameras in docs collection, theres a reel of film that shares a picture of a substitute father in victory lane in 1953, standing on the roof of his car with the stars dancing above him in the night sky, and theres that of a son, too standing on his car in victory lane, only this time in 2008, with the sun setting behind him and confetti falling around him. the pictures fall right beside each other on the reel.