#finn mcmissile

[cani-bal]

first batch of cars human designs yes yes idk how i ended up here after saw but yknow.

[shimera]

the last transmission

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shmol leland as a bonus because yea

[orion-ai]

drew some of my favorite characters from cars 💕

for anyone wanting to do your own, template by me!

[stickers95]

The sillies. My beloveds.

[justlemoney]

MEMES. *slams desk and runs*

Cars Meme Masterlist

[zzzaturation]

shameless repost cars 2 fans come to me.......come..........

[seagrass-obsessions]

Merry Christmas @kitts-mechanix ! They blew some stuff up yeehaw

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Part of the Christmas Art Exchange 🎄🎁

[violentlycookingcartoons]

Bros, Couple, Acquaintances, Best Friends :3

[secretly-larry-daley]

I made a shipping chart for fun. I had too much fun with with this—

If anyone wants to make their own chart, go ahead!!

[cars2-renaissance]

So we all know Finns license plate is his initials and his birthday

March 14th, FMCM

BUT!! I noticed something when I was going through screenshots. If you zoom in,

He’s got his initials again!!

Anyhoo, I just thought that was really cute

[kkelsey--spring]

my little cars gallery :>

[sukibon]

Omg I'd love to see your take on Finn McMissile <333333 if ur up to it ofc

Love ur artttt

thank you <3 i was defo up for this one

[postfuturistikarcturus]

Spy car birthday today? Have this kinda bad doodle that i speedrunned in like 30 minutes.

[mittch22]

I feel the need to draw attention to the plight of this poor bastard at the start of Cars 2.

Crabby is approached by a random-ass Aston Martin at a dock on the west coast of America, given a set of coordinates and is paid what I assume would have been quite a considerable sum of money to take said Aston out there. A strange situation indeed, made even stranger when you realise just how far Finn, or 'Buddy' asks Crabby to take him. When Crabby says "you can't get any further away from land than out here", he really fuckin meant it:

The coordinates put them almost smack bang in the middle of the pacific ocean. (and before you come for me, the bottom set of coordinates are correct, the ones that are displayed in Cars 2 have not had their decimals converted to minutes and seconds) Now, at this point, Crabby isn't asking too many questions. And his confusion must have hit what he thought was an all time high.

Then big chungus rocks up:

Tony Trihull, a heavily armed combat vessel, glides right up along side the tiny little crabbing boat and blocks him off from further venture. And when Crabby shows him his resistance, Tony threatens to sink him with a lazer guided missile launcher. At this point, Crabby relents and begins meandering back in the direction he came from (I do have to hand it to Crabby here, he's one fearless little ocean dweller).

So, Crabby has just been sent out into the centre of the pacific ocean with no logical answer as to why AND been threatened with being blown up AAAAAND, to top it all off with a delectable trauma cherry:

"Sorry, Buddy. Looks like its the end of the line.......... Buddy?"

'Hang on a minute. Where the hell is my four-wheeled, non-floating passenger!?!?!?' Aka, 'Did I just kill someone?'

Fear and panic would have taken over the mega-confusion of Finn's reasoning for his watery trip. 'Where did he go? How did he 'go'? There's nowhere for him TO go. Did he fall over the edge? Was he just a figment of my imagination? Hang on a minute, did I just help someone kick the bucket???'

Can you IMAGINE the horrific thought patterns that would have followed the realisation that 'Buddy' was no longer on board? Crabby is not aware of Finn's gadgets and capacities, and so, in his mind, there is no other possibility other than the death of the Aston Martin. Cue the hefty therapy bill.

I like to think that Finn is a bit of an empath and would have thought about how this situation would have affected Crabby. And I like to think that he would have found a way to let Crabby know that he was still around and kicking. Maybe after the mission had come to its conclusion. It would still leave Crabby with a plethora of questions. However, at least he would have known that he wasn't responsible for the death of a random and rather strange vehicle.

PS - Day jobs being performed in darkness are much easier to explain than evidently idiosyncratic night quests.

[stickers95]

Car practice or something. Lightning looks like a jelly bean lol. Don’t think about the Finn drawing too much I rewatched Cars 2 yesterday and the big ben scene…yeah.

[planerot]

Planes/Cars characters as silly Ao3 tags