#humanized cal weathers

[argumentativeaxolotl]

Cars INCORRECT QUOTES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ (mainly featuring the RGB Trio lmfaoo. Probably humanized too)

Lightning: [Pointing at Chick] Look at him and tell me there is a God!

Strip:

Chick: He made me in his own image👹👹👹

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Lightning: [On the phone] Hey Doc? Can I borrow 5000 bucks?

Doc: Why do you need $5000? Plus aren’t you rich???

Lightning: It’s for an escape room.

Doc: What kind of escape room needs $5000?!

Lightning:

Lightning: Jail.

ALTERNATIVELY:

Cal: [On the phone] Uncle Strip, could I borrow… 5000 smackeroos?

Strip: Why do you need $5000?

Cal: For an escape room.

Strip: What the hell kind of escape room needs $5000?!

Cal: Jail.

Strip: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

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Chick: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked and upset.

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Strip: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Chick: Just give him a minute… or two… This is seriously entertaining…

Lightning: [Struggling and on the verge of tears whilst pushing on a door that VERY CLEARLY has pull written on it]

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Doc: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

ALTERNATIVELY:

Strip: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Sally: [Annoyed] What are you, five?

Lightning: [With sass, no braincells] Yeah! Five heads taller than you!

Sally:

Lightning:

Lightning: I’m deeply sorry for my actions and have learned from my mistakes please don’t hurt me.

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Chick: Go big or go home!

Hicks Crew Chief: [Tears in his eyes] We’re all begging you, Chick. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once, go home.

Chick: I’m going big. 👹👹

Hicks Crew: [Muffled sobbing]

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Lightning: I have an idea—

Strip: [Racer-Sitting for the other Crew Chiefs] If it involves you, Chick, Cal, Bobby, and the Avatar Theme-song then no.

Lightning: [Crossing his arms sassily] Well never mind then!

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Strip: Gods give me patience…

Chick: I think you mean “give me strength”.

Strip: [Exhausted, pointedly] If the gods gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

Chick: [Nervous sweating]

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Sorry it’s so short yall! If you guys have any suggestions for incorrect quotes please feel free to drop them and lmk abt them. I’m having fun writing these lmaooo.

Anyways I think I’m funny lol. Enjoy these 💀

[feketeribizli]

top four teams for my silly little f1 au 🫡

[calicolite]

Hello Cars fandom! Since it’s Lightning McQueen day I finally have an excuse to draw him

The other sketches are for the fic “You Might Think It’s Foolish (What You Put Me Through)”

[bootleg-cal-weathers]

i was gonna draw Miguel but i gave up 😔

template from @orion-ai

[beetlecakes]

More lightning McQueen headcanons

I’m on a long ass roadtrip back home bc I’m moving. Things aren’t going slay so I’m projecting :D

Doc forces him to take sleeping pills or else Lightning won’t fall asleep at a decent time

He tends to get restless and overthinks

Most of it is due to media and racing

Gets horrible panic attacks

He had one in front of Doc and got super embarrassed after

Doc reassured him and was shockingly really good at comforting Lightning

He ended up prescribing him anxiety meds

Lightning tends to overdo it during practice and races

It’s a way to prove his worth

He has a fear of failure and doesn’t want to let anyone down

Months after Doc became Lightnings pit crew chief, Lightnings ended up pushing himself to sickness and injury

Obviously he kept going and said he was fine

Until sheriff dragged a half asleep Lightning back to Doc’s

Lightning thought Doc would be mad but he just got a lecture

Lightning never believed someone could care so much for him (besides Mack)

Doc will take Lightnings phone when the media becomes too much

Occasionally starts Twitter drama on accident

His stans will go to war with Chick Hicks stans

Lightning, Cal, Bobby, and Brick will bully each other online

It’s usually small jabs at each other

[chokedonaturtle]

my humanized cars headcanons

Cereal Choice Edition

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Strip: he ain’t allowed to eat cereal it makes him hyper. Lynda makes him oatmeal instead and he throws a tantrum every time.

Cal: he ain’t allowed to eat cereal, eats POPS in moderation when supervised (he will eat the entire box)

Lynda: Oatmeal. she don’t really care for cereal.

Tex: Great Value Apple Fritters Cereal (it’s discontinued and he pays $60 on ebay each time he needs another box.) Usually just has Blanton Gold Label for breakfast (it’s whiskey).

Lightning: Cocoa puffs, Reese’s Pieces Cereal, anything incredibly sweet and borderline life threatening. The occasional Cheerio.

Mater: anything you put in front of him. whether or not it’s edible is not important.

Bobby: actually doesn’t like cereal. mostly just doesn’t like milk and won’t eat it dry.

Brick: Frosted Flakes but ONLY the ones that are travel sized. He said they don’t taste the same as the big box. Also says that if they’re bought in the store, they taste different than the ones from the hotel breakfast line.

Sally: Honey Smacks, Choco Chimps. thinks the chimp is cute. drinks a glass of orange juice with her cereal and it drives Lightning insane.

Doc: He’s a doctor and only eats Raisin Bran and Cheerios because sugary cereal is bad for you…………

Cocoa Krispies. he likes when they go *pop pop pop*

Sheriff: he’s a simple man and doesn’t ask for much.

German cereal Vitalis Schoko Müsli Klassisch, Kelloggs ICEE cereal and Peeps cereal. makes Doc cry. who tf introduced him to those.

Sarge: MRE Future Essentials Corn Flakes Cereal #10 Can. man has not shit in six years.

Fillmore: organic gluten free sugar free preservative free strange crunchy objects. no milk.

Flo: prefers granola, mixed with cream and some fruit. makes a bomb parfait.

Ramone: eats whatever Flo is eating. if Flo is not eating he WILL starve.

Red: Honey Nut Cheerios, Apple Jacks….. Gerber snacks for baby. they’re fire and he won’t tell you otherwise.

Lizzie: has literally never heard of cereal, is shocked every time she sees someone eating it. it’s been 40 years of this.

Luigi: Swissli, but hasn’t found a good enough alternative in the US. Cheerios will do.

Guido: Doesn’t care for cereal, makes a real breakfast instead.

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lmk if i forgot anyone i wasn’t looking :p

ta ta !!!

<3

bonus !!

thomasville eats cereal too

Smokey: puts straight granola in milk. adds chocolate chips and maybe some fruit.

River: Honey Bunches of Oats, Honey Nut Cheerios, anything honey flavored

Louise: There’s a discontinued brand of strawberry yogurt Cheerios that she used to love. She swears on her life it existed and the boys like to mess with her and swear otherwise.

Junior: also fucks with Gerber snacks for baby. Prefers apple sauce from the squeeze tube--

is this man an actual child ???

[lama304-90]

In search of ideas for drawing, I found this frame from a cartoon with Darwin and was like, "Oh, yes, it definitely has to be Cal!"! And here he is)))

[manicpixievixen]

Wanna write and do moodboards for the cars movie characters (humanized as if nascar/f1 racers) soooo bad but I don't think there's enough fan base to bother😔

Edit: mostly x reader writing

[rookie-lou]

Bobby Swift, Cal Weathers and Lightning McQueen

[marvuk]

Okay, I just want to say that @lightningstorm115 once came up with a crossover of «Cars» and «High School Musical». They both saved vibe 2006 so I wanted to consider it! This isn't the last art with this idea, definitely not the last... Because in this story, as in the story of the original, one day a new generation appears...

I know Cal and Bobby weren't in the first cars, but if they perform with Lightning in the third part, it means that they are about the same age and their youth was in 2006!

A reference from "high school musical" in the comments!!

[argumentativeaxolotl]

Uhhh what I think the Cars 1 (humanized) characters listen to/music taste bc I’m tired and out of ideas and I’m bored lol:

Lightning McQueen:

I feel like he’d listen to Taylor Swift. He’s not a Swifty, just likes her music lol. I feel like he’d listen to a lot of 80’s-90’s rock and have the same sort of music taste as Star-Lord from Guardians Of The Galaxy. He probably likes a lot of YouTube songs that aren’t really on the radio.

Chick Hicks:

He 100% listens to rock n roll. I feel like he’d also like 80’s-90’s rock. He’d probably hear some country music and cringe before changing the station and start cringing at the 2000’s music. Chick 100% secretly listens to Kesha and ABBA and I will die on this hill. He appreciates Michael Jackson, worships him even.

Strip Weathers:

Bro is a country guy. I mean… c’mon. Look at him. Also he likes Lil Nas X. I headcanon that he’d enjoy My Chemical Romance though. I just think it would be funny as fuck if he and Cal were just going for a drive and;

Cal: Uncle Strip can we please listen to something other than Old Town Road??? It’s been on repeat for like three hours!

Strip: If it bugs you that much, sure. Let me change the station, kiddo.

*Black Parade Intensifies*

Cal: Emo music? Hard pass— Uncle Strip??

Strip: *gasps* I love this song! 🎶When I was, a young boy, my father took me into the city! To see a marching band!!🎶🎶🎶🗣️🗣️🗣️

Cal:

Cal: What the fuck??? What the actual fuck???

Doc Hudson:

Bro listens to classical music. I feel like he’d use this more as a front than anything or for when he’s working because it helps him focus. Otherwise he’d refuse to talk about or even listen to piano and violins. Idk about you but he gives me the vibes of someone who likes musicals and jingles from movies(Ghost Busters theme or the Jurassic Park main theme). Aside from that, he probably has a very picky taste in music and simply likes certain songs from certain artists.

Sally Carrera:

She likes all music. I feel like she wouldn’t care what plays as long as something is playing. But her favorite music is metal. I think this is funny for the same reason Strip liking MCR is funny.

Tow Mater:

He likes country as well idk what to say lol. I think he’d try to get Lightning into country then quickly find himself liking the same things Lightning does. Mater seems like the type of guy to try and show off the music he likes, fails, then likes everybody else’s music when they show him. He tries.

[emdoesstufff]

I made some aesthetic boards for the characters in my cars fanfic⚡️❤️⚡️💛

If anyone wants to use these for something else you can, I mean my oc's names are on them though.

[unionrags123]

group chat fic? 0.0

lightning, cal, bobby, and brick

(brick's username is from a joke with @chokedonaturtle lol)

[autodrives]

damn i actually dont hate this. also ignore the god awful job i did at his hair but i guess this counts as a sneak peek of my new design for cal lol

ref under cut

[kachow-i-love-being-me]

RAAAAHHHHGGRRRGHHHRR

[switzle]

cal weathers sketchesss he’s slowly growing on me