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Diantha and Malva are so ♠️ coded to me
#finally have the holy trinity of dia <3 lance. dia <> geeta. and dia <3< malva lmfaooo#but your honour listen#cause ive been thinking abt them for a while now#bc of my silly little concepts#they give exes who havent moved on from each other and still want each other carnally vibes real#they give reluctant friends w benefits#im sure as fuck they hate fucked inside one of the league restrooms at least once#or a few times maybe idk#they could ruin each others reputation#they cant live without the other#they want the other dead#they understand each other so much#theyre so fucked up your honour#theyd be all snide comments and snarky responses#but theyd be fucking damned if anything actually happens to the other one#its giving 'shes a bitch but shes my bitch and only i get to call her that'#they make me so ill#angelfireshipping#random bs
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i hope whoever wrote Long Face knows that they're actually the funniest bitch alive rn
"Give me some face, a souvenir" is so diabolically hilarious because that's so completely in character, like of course Lestat would do that, he is a messy bitch first and everything else second. Adding in a seemingly throwaway line that less than a handful of people would even recognise just to reference something that happened like a hundred years ago because he's still pissed about it? Yes. Of course. Naturally.
#i actually almost missed it the first time i listened#had to take it back to make sure i was hearing it right#theyre so catty your honour i love them#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#lestat iwtv
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I always personally thought that Sabo was a child that was actually rather academically gifted, he had a thirst for knowledge and was a genius at retaining information. The problem was he was never allowed to explore topics of his own interest, so when he ran away and started living on his own he started reading any and all books on whatever topic he could find in the Grey Terminal. And when he, Ace and Luffy teamed up they would steal from bookstores. (idk I feel like Goa wouldn't have libraries. I mean free knowledge?? in GOA??? nahh)
Of course this was a lot of books on sailing, making boats, wilderness survival in the Grandline and the sorts of things they would need to know as pirates. But he would also try snag books Ace and Luffy would love.
Getting Luffy to actually read a book willingly was impossible but Luffy being a bug boy, would point to every bug he finds and looked at Sabo like "WHATS THAT ONE!?" And Sabo having stolen a huge book of East Blue bugs will flip through and read to Luffy facts about the bug. and its the most excited they have ever seen him about a book. When Sabo got all his memories back he became a walking bug encyclopaedia. I think Ace would be against reading no matter how hard Sabo tried to pitch the stories to him. But Once Sabo was gone and there was a pile of books left in the treehouse to rot, he picked them up as a way of staying connected to his brother.
I think Ace would read a lot of fiction books but keep it rather secret, reading in the evening when Luffy already fell asleep. He wasn't at all very fast at reading at first having to sound out words like he was six, but as he finished one book, a favourite of Sabo's, he read another and another. He got better at spelling, grammar even his handwriting got a little neater. He grew out of fiction when he got older. but leaving reality for a moment to be someone else was something he really savoured when he was a teen. This also ended up saving him as a commander considering all the paperwork he would have to do and thank god his handwriting was at least legible.
#one piece#asl brothers#asl trio#monkey d. luffy#portgas d ace#revolutionary sabo#thoughts#head canons#Luffy likes listening to people read.#Sabo would yap about whatever he's reading and luffy would hear nothing#its why Luffy likes listening to Robin talk about her books. it reminds him of his brother and makes him happy#Sabo would also talk Ace's ear off about books. and while he would listen. Ace would call him cringe#“pirates in space? thats stupid” becomes his favourite book.#something something-a part of Aces outfit is a reference to one of Sabo's books#something something-Sabo cried#“YOU DICK YOU ARE JUST AS CRINGE AS ME”#they make me ill your honour#if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes suck my digital dick
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my gift to @ducks-and-stuff for the @mcyt-drabble-exchange!! hope u like it :>
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Jimmy rouses from his waning panic attack, locking eyes with Grian, his expression something like worry as he shakes Jimmy’s shoulders. “Tim? Timmy?” Oh, gods, what happened, is he okay, is he safe—? Jimmy pats Grian’s shoulder. “Grian. I’m fine.” Jimmy, you idiot, I was worried— Jimmy grins tiredly. “You worry about me?” “What—you’re Listening to me? Get outta my head, Tim, you—” “You called me Jimmy,” Jimmy teases. Grian’s face goes red. “This is an invasion of privacy.” “You Watched to find me, that’s an invasion of privacy.” I was scared. “Oh, shut up.” “You love meee.” “Shut up.”
#the little guys#i love “listeners can read minds” its the best ever#gift exchange#jimmy solidarity#grian#life series#enderwails#they are brothers your honour
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you who are reading these words will SURVIVE...
#orvedit#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv spoilers#orv novel spoilers#*mz:mine#orv#yoohankim#usernikiforova#user.roy#user.jo#useraki#kim dokja#han sooyoung#yoo joonghyuk#omniscient reader's viewpoint spoilers#tw suicide attempt#me when a novel makes me go insane about dots and commas#orv when it uses punctuation to help us escape from the circle of doomed narrative#i miss them so much your honour!#first time trying graphic animations#all for a novel that changed my life#THANK YOU GABY FOR HEARING ME OUT WHILE I WAS BRAINSTORMING THIS#THANK YOU PHOS AND JO FOR LISTENING TO ME CRY ABOUT ANIMATIONS FOREVER LADHJHLAHFJ#happy orviversary to me <3
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Hey DunMeshi gang, have we considered:
Falin has feathers now
Birds floof/puff up
Marcille kissing Falin and all her feathers puffing up
DO YOU SEE MY VISION, FARCILLE ARMY?
#LISTEN LISTEN I KNKW MARCILLES A FUCKING DORK AND WOULD GET FLUSTERED BUT HAVE WE CONSIDERED#EARLY MORNING CHEEK KISS AND ALL HER NECK FEATHERS PUFFING UP LIKE A LIFE VEST#MARCILLE HAS TO PAT THEM BACK DOWN TK KISS HER GIRLFRIEND#“where'd my Girlfriend go?”#SHED NEVER LET IT GO SHED DEFS CONCOT A PLAN TO FLUFF FALIN UP AGAIN#Chilchuck is exhausted (but secretly happy for them the sap)#hoky shit Falins pretty much a dinosaur now#bird of prey woman#dungeon meshi#falin touden#farcille#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#falin dungeon meshi#theyre lesbians your honour#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#tomb talking
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i'm feeling so perfectly normal about this
#the show of platonic intimacy and comfort in these episodes is something that can be so personal actually#i love them your honour#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#donna noble#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor#octarine talks#listen. i have thoughts. many thoughts. about this.#the giggle
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How many dishes can the guys make? As robots, I can see that they would have a lot of knowledge due to the internet, but do they have any criteria as to the theme of the restaurant or the amount of time it takes?
great question!
the restauarant is specifically a cha chaan teng, a Hong Kong style cafe so the majority of the menu revolves around that cuisine
however!! the DCA boys often introduce new menu items, as well as weekly and seasonal specials!
Sun is the most adventurous in cooking new dishes. he is very interested in learning new recipes, new cooking methods, ingredient substitutions, etc! he takes it all as a personal challenge to experiment with new recipes
Moon will often try new dishes based on current trends—like he would totally be making variations of the Dubai chocolate bar and tanghulu and cucumber salads right now haha! honestly if he could, he'd love to travel and try all different kinds of foods around the world
As the barista, Eclipse also experiments with new drinks. along with their standard cafe drinks (like tea, coffee, ovaltine, etc.) he also has a seasonal drink selection to match the themes of the season. so it's autumn now, he'd have pumpkin spice milk tea, sweet potato latte, and mooncake hot chocolate for mid-autumn festival—all decadent, warm and cozy drinks that feel like a warm hug!
they have an ever-changing “surprise me” special, which is a unique meal that combines the dishes they've been experimenting on. it's like a very casual omakase. it's not a very popular set, since it constantly changes, but it is at a reduced price. the customers’ feedback also helps them improve the dishes. see, the boys can eat (as an alternative way to charge) and they do have taste and scent receptors, but they struggle with textures and mouthfeel because they don't have a squishy human mouth. so getting customer feedback on their experiments really helps them out. i imagine the "surprise me" special would be popular among students who are on a tight budget and are willing to try something new each time, cuz even though it's a mystery, they know it's great value for the price since the boys put all their effort into all their cooking
#ask the crab#crab chatter#Have You Eaten? AU#honestly early on i wanted to make the restaurant a casual omakase#basically the menu would always be changing with seasonal specialties#and the DCA boys would decide your meal for you#i decided against it because the story i want to tell with this AU is about knowing yourself#and learning how to care for your body and fuel it and treasure it through a healthy relationship with food#having an omakase where the chefs decide what you should eat kinda goes against that#instead the DCA boys help their customers listen to their needs and cravings and honour them in a healthy way#also#i don't know if casual omakases exist 😅#i wanted the restaurant to be accessible to customers of different socio-economic statuses#and there's my own limitation where i write my best when i write from experience#so i went with a cha chaan teng a type of restaurant that is near and dear to my heart#but it's casual enough to allow the boys some experimentation too
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Hey hello quick query do we think Dean would do it all over again for Castiel
#yes this is referencing Francesca#the brainrot consumes#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural fandom#supernatural#cw supernatural#spn#spn dean#spn castiel#pride month#lgbtqia#hozier#francesca hozier#the song is about them your honour#deancas#unreal unearth#spn x hozier reference 😱😱😱😱😱#it’s 3:00am and this is the only thing I’ve been thinking about the past hour#mlm#i’m cooked#im not letting this show rest and neither should you#listen I know cas would for dean but I need to know
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"A Bhaalspawn? Gosh."
GALE. BABE. This is a life-altering, murder-inducing, God-defying, blood-soaked clusterfuck of a situation i'm in buddy.
I'm going to need a little more than a half-baked Hugh Grant impression.
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#listen here you little shit#i love him your honour#give me the strength not to murder him
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Some of me and my bro as super sons incorrect quotes:
Damian: So in theory, since this animal hide is the most similar to a human, this is the same texture a human's skin would be if burnt to this extreme extent.
Jon: That's cool. Now you look at my Ninjago cards, this is my lord Garmadon card-
#incorrect quotes#the batman#damian wayne#damian wayne incorrect quotes#damian al ghul#dc robin#jon kent#dc superman#dcu#dc comics#dc incorrect quotes#super sons#superfam#superman#jon el#batfam incorrect quotes#the batfamily#incorrect dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect quotations#dc batman#dc universe#dc superheroes#incorrect dcu quotes#incorrect supersons#they are pals your honour#they talk about their special interests with each other even when they contrast each other#and they listen to the other intently#damian and jon#ninjago
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rip black brothers you would've loved ethel cain
#something about inbred is so regulus to me#like he'd spiral over james while listening to michelle pfeiffer#the arc in preacher's daughter is sirius and I'll die about it#cannibalism trope + wolfstar? gobbling that shit up thank you very much#also have been listening to the homecoming queen demo while thinking about them both but in different ways#'my love is my love [...] and it's your problem too' that is a direct quote from sirius black your honour#'I'm the real pig's blood soaked fucking homecoming queen' ?? reg ?? hello ?? I'm stabbing myself in the heart over here ??#it's fucking one o'clock in the morning#marauders era#regulus black#sirius black#jegulus#wolfstar#black brothers#black brothers angst
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Man I love Katherine So Much
#katherine pulitzer#newsies#her laugh is kind of a cackle#and she has made herself cry laughing before#she has a drawer where she shoves all her notebooks to keep track of them#her hand writing is illegible to anyone but herself#and even sometimes that is questionable#she likes to read the things she writes out loud and will spend hours pacing round her room doing so#she hates her curly hair and wishes it was straight#she’s not great at speaking just on the fly#especially if it’s something important#she likes to write it down and plan it out first#she blushes fiercely#her cheeks go So Pink#she can be quite callus without meaning to sometimes#but she’s so used to being defensive and not listened to#she is curious to A Fault#your honour I love her
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#winterbaron#bucky barnes#helmut zemo#tfatws#sharon carter#listen i had to do it#not sorry your honour#marvel's hannigram#hannibal#sebastian stan
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Finished the dnd food manga. It has etched itself into my brain inexorably. Anyway here's my top 5 beloveds <33
#your honour please listen. i LOVE THEM#oughhh#grips them tightly#these characters resonated so deeply with me as a neurodivergent disabled person#and the way they're portrayed so respectfully and as competent yet still unusual/vulnerable people.... ough#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dumeshi#laios touden#marcille donato#thistle dungeon meshi#mithrun#mithrun dungeon meshi#kabru#kabru of utaya#my art
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took @5-star-storch 's sweet STCR-716 and her adorable five STARs outside sierpinski s-23!! hanging out during a break from music practice <3
#they sat still quietly listening to the music when not on break <33#i love them your honour!!!!!!#thank you for allowing us to take them on trips!!!#THE STONCH#THE SNIFFER#AND HER FIVE STARS#stcr-716#signalis storch#storch signalis#signalis stcr#stcr signalis#stcr#signalis star#star signalis#starling#corrupted storch#corrupted star#signalis
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