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I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

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the funniest thing in the world would be a vampire polycule where louis, lestat, armand and daniel are all together and look past their various divorces. the second funniest thing in the world would be if daniel dated louis, lestat and armand separately but they're all still divorced and hate each other. daily fights of who gets custody over daniel. daniel watching his boyfriends tear each other to shreds giggling and kicking his feet. anytime one of them tries to tell him one of the others is an evil manipulator he whips out his book and reads them a passage where they were evil and manipulating and they're like okay okay.

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in regards to the Alice theory, especially with how we've seen that if something triggers the real memories it can remove the manipulation Armand did, it makes sense that eventually Daniel would put together the pieces on his own given enough time

but I think it would be absolutely hilarious if the way he found out was through nothing but spite

like I need there to be a scene (for whatever reason) of Armand at one of the tapings of Lestat's interview and they get into a little verbal sparring match because of course they do and (I would say without thinking but this is absolutely premeditated bc has to cause chaos everywhere he goes) Lestat just gives Armand the dirtiest side-eye and goes "Yeah, okay, Alice," and Daniel's brain just bluescreens for a good while.

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i have to ask is your url a prison break reference?michael scofield that you?

YES! IT IS!

I've only ever had, like, two people recognise it, it makes me so hyped when someone gets it

I considered changing it ages ago, but I must stick with the decision of my younger self, she was valid for choosing it

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Loumand argument, you will always be famous.

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saying louis could never forgive armand for claudia is fair and valid and true. saying lestat could never forgive him is crazy and shows a complete misunderstanding of those two’s relationship. did you see how casually they had that vampire phone call in san fransisco? how easily and naturally lestat responded to armand’s call? as if no time at all had passed between them? as if they kept in touch regularly?

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One thing I'd love for Interview with the Vampire season 3 would be for Lestat to take every opportunity within the interviews to trash Armand, emphasize how manic and backwards the Paris coven was when Lestat found them, how unstable Armand has always seemed to him, in a way that makes you think Lestat hates him. And then when Lestat sees Armand for the first time in person after the interviews you think "oh they're gonna fight" but instead Lestat is just like "OMG my bestie Armand!!! How have you been??? I missed you!!! You're so cute :3 hehe"

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Expectations for season 3 of IWTV:

Reality:

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 01.06 "Like Angels Put in Hell by God"

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I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

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oh that? that's just the sound of me screaming at the screen because how could you not see what was happening right in front of you, louis. that play was aimed at you just as much as it was aimed at claudia, how the hell did you sit there in the audience and watch your daughter/sister in a play where she says the line "Baby Lu, you're caught in a trap!" and talks to birds and dies after falling from a large height and not think "Hm, getting a little too close to home right now, I should probably start asking questions."

like I get that he just didn't want to consider that Armand could've done all that shit, but girl, get UP. Have some decorum, jesus.

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mutuals i am. placing a very small very friendly baby dragon . in your hand :]

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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Some Loustat text posts before I go to sleep.

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"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

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louis de pointe du lac got these men acting unwise

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highly unlikely, given the fact that it's not intended as a comedy, that there'll ever be any iwtv crossover episodes even though there definitely should be because I love crossover episodes especially when it's only referenced in one episode and then never again

But I would give my left arm for Daniel to ask Lestat, during the interview, where he was and what he was doing between his attempted murder and the trial and his answer to be a nonchalant "Hm? Oh, I was just visiting some friends in Staten Island, we've known each other for over a century now. I've invited them to the next show on the tour actually, they should be arriving soon," and then the doorbell rings and it's Guillermo struggling to carry a comically large amount of suitcases with Nadja, Laszlo, and Nandor standing behind him.

The rest of the episode is just Daniel trying to keep the interview on track and slowly losing his mind when it keeps getting derailed, and then they leave at the end and it's just never talked about again.

I would like to see it.