#but yall are forreal so weird

[romanarose]

How I sleep at night not giving a shit if Hugh Jackman dad an affair bc i dont project my expectation's for complete morality on celebrities and this is not something i need to care about

[kavehayati]

I can’t believe people assign Kaveh the yandere trope sometimes like that is SO ooc he literally wouldn’t ?! I mean I personally don’t care if he is or isn’t but canonically speaking bro let his own mother whom he loved so dearly to leave FOR HER SAKE even though he was so hurt by her going … he would not trap somebody like he would probably end up killing himself from guilt like are you serious 😭

[yezzyyae]

SYDNEY & CARMY HAVE NOTHING OTHER THAN FOOD IN COMMON! And I’M CHALLENGING A PERSON TO SHOW ME THE SCENE IN THE TWO SEASONS WHERE THEY TALK BOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN FOOD! IMA PAY $100 TO THAT PERSON!

Sydney & Carmy only have food in common. Sydney didn’t even tell Carmy that her mother was dead smh so how are they these soulmates that’s yall see. I am confused food & past trauma concerning working in tough restaurants is what they have in common. It is nothing else! Sydney & Carmy’s brains are not strong enough to be a couple what would they talk about on their days off, the new menu for “The Bear” like come on.

I wish yall people get in a real life relationship because yall will see that Sydney & Carmy have no “romantic chemistry”! I am a black 35 yr old woman so I am not racist I just know real life & been in a real life love relationship for 6 1/2 yrs. We have many things in common not just 1 things & I don’t talk to my boyfriend about work it’s separate when we are home together. So please tell what do Sydney & Carmy talk about other than “The Bear” please I am dying to know?! I want to know what would Sydney & Carmy talk about after sex other than “umm what should we make for the new menu?” Like be forreal what else do they talk about I must have missed this episode please

And Sydney was not jealous of Carmy & Claire smh she is the only child so when she found somebody who loved food like Carmy she became clingy! Smh yall need to grow up & live in the real world because Carmy & Sydney doesn’t have anything in common but food. If it’s something else they talk about please tell me because Sydney judging Carmy but never admitting her mistakes is annoying enough.

I love the show but if “The Bear” keeps making Sydney out to be this savior who calls Carmy out but never her own weird & clingy & fucked up behavior I will stop watching it. Bad enough they NEVER addressed Sydney’s big mistake from season 1 episode 7 when she literally rushed Carmy into making a “to-go” option & then leaving the “pre-order” option open & then her cringey ass didn’t have a solution when the situation became out of hand she then turned her attention to Richie & threw his daughter in his face saying “even your daughter know you are a loser” then stabbing him 🤦🏾‍♀️like come on then calling Carmy a “shitty” person because he got frustrated then she quit. Like ugh no other boss would have hired Sydney back like in real life what other boss would have. Sydney never can handle pressure unless Carmy is right next to her & she always want him to saying “omg Sydney you are so awesome omg please don’t ever leave this restaurant” foh in season 2 episode 10 Sydney is the CDC right but she argues with Carmy about refiring them cold ass “7 fishes” then she wanting him right by her side the whole night. Man please I am the assistant manager at an Accountant Firm & my boss is not near me allday everyday because I’m his 2nd in command so Sydney please fuck off!

Omggg I hate Sydney shippers! I hate how yall bring race into it if ppl clearly point out all the reasons why they have no romantic chemistry! SMH it’s annoying and if the show ever go that route it will lose alot of fans because it will just be forced. And what will they talk about other than “The Bear” they don’t talk about anything else!

[ratshells]

im going to be mean for a second but like… it’s fine

I get not liking Vere’s character, But! We can actually like! Dislike characters without being fucking weird about it! Idgaf if you don’t really like him, calling him a slut and a whore just out of the blue feels weird, esp when you don’t keep that same energy for the other characters who are canonically promiscuous. (Also Vere doesn’t???? have much going for him that we know of… it’s just like.. Ais) like idk… it just feels super weird that yall call the brown character, who’s like.. more fem presenting, a whore and slut on a regular basis but just like… don’t keep the same energy for faves who do the same shit… like be so fucking forreal.

[mobiused]

why’s everyone dumping their weird loona takes in your inbox 😭😭 like they do know they can make their own blog right

I don't knowww I don't think they do. They see my inbox as a soapbox its really annoying I forreal need to stop posting them but I can't bare the burden of seeing these insane messages alone so I have to share them w yall

[golbrocklovely]

i'm really lost, can you explain the timeline of Colby going from ms singer to m? just super confused about it all hahah

of course anon, i would love to lol

i'm actually genuinely happy someone finally asked me something like this bc i've been seeing a lot of misinformation and i'm really tired of it.

i'm explaining everything, pictures and all. i'm blurring out ppl's names and sticking to the codes names i've given the girls involved. i get that you can find these names relatively easy, i'm just not gonna be the place for you to do so.

some of the things i'm gonna mention don't have physical proof, bc they were in a live stream or just stuff i didn't take ss of. but trust me everything i'm gonna say is real and not me making shit up.

so… let's start from the beginning.

the first major misconception that i've seen is that colby and ms singer got together back in march, dated until october/november, and then colby just haphazardly moved onto m. ppl say this bc they use the pic of them out that leaked and compare it to the pic of her wearing the same outfit in march on her insta.

now idk how this got lost in translation, but ppl are trying to say it's m in the pic??? it's not, but cool that you guys want to believe that lol

but again, this fandom is holding onto "oh well, her pic on insta is from march, so that means that a, this pic was taken in march, and b, they have been together since then". respectfully, did yall forget that ppl rewear clothes? just curious.

i also literally saw her, on her story, post the exact same outfit, but in november. so....

the pic of him and ms singer is not from march. it got post on tiktok in october.

and HERE is colby, at universal horror nights, which is where the photo was taken, meeting a fan.

now, this might not proof enough, bc he could have just been dating her secretly and this was the first time they were "caught" in public. but let's be forreal for two seconds. first off, in march, he was deciding whether or not to get chemo. and on top of that they were working nonstop to have backlog content in case of him getting chemo. neither one of them had gfs or time for gfs.

on top of all of this, i have more proof that they didn't start seeing each other until september. colby did not even follow her until sept 21ish. i know this bc i keep track of who he follows and when. yes, i know it's weird. idc. here's other ppl he followed at that time:

the black box is ms singer's name.

now, onto the stuff i don't have proof of - right as all this information was blowing up, ms singer started getting more viewers on her tiktok livestreams. one of the first ones she had after the above tiktok dropped, she was asked during her livestream what's the best date she was on and she said it was one that happened recently, most likely alluding to colby's (with sam in tow most likely with k/la girl).

the biggest proof of them all is that ms singer herself said in a livestream that she didn't meet colby until september. she outwardly said that. i have friends who heard her say that, not just anons that randomly tell me things. actual ppl i have convos with daily.

now, we have to move on to how he got with m. everything this point down will just be complete speculation on my part. the only proof i have is that colby did not start following m until the day after sam's bday. she was at the party after the marathon bc k brought her there (and k was also there obviously).

personally, what i believe happened was that ms singer was very heavy handed on the fact that she personally wants to get married and have kids soon even tho she's only 21. she said it multiple times on tiktok. idk why you want to rush into that type of stuff, but hey, you do you. that being said, most likely, while they both enjoyed their time together, colby is not exactly ready to settle down and have kids anytime soon. so he most likely backed off of ms singer.

after halloween, ms singer was no where to be found with colby. what i believe happened is since k/la girl and sam were already together, she decided to bring along m to sam's bday bash. m and colby clicked, and they spent all this time together.

now, when it comes to ms singer and k and m being in some weird little drama where ms singer feels slighted - first off, i have no clue about any of that for certain. ms singer continues to be vague, for good reason, and so it's hard to know what happened. if i was ms singer, i too would be a bit pissed if my friend brought some other girl to be around the guy i was into, just bc he wasn't into me. i'm not trying to say all of this isn't messy. it is to some degree, but i don't fully blame k. colby is a grown man. if he wanted to continue his friendship with ms singer after they "broke up", he would have. clearly, it just wasn't in the cards. or maybe he felt awkward being friends with her still after moving onto someone she knew/is somewhat friends with.

okay, i think that's everything. if there is anything else you need me to explain, feel free to ask. the only reason i really wanted to answer this kind of ask was bc i've heard some whispers via comments on tiktok and twitter and whatever else that some fans think or believe that sam cheated on kat with k just bc ms singer (who is good friends with k) and kat knew each other. bc they think the timing of everything is "suspicious".

first off, kat and sam broke up in march. ppl mistakeningly believe ms singer was in the picture around this time, which is why they think k/la girl is also in the picture. that's just factually not true. secondly, sam was literally fuckboying his ass up during the summer: he followed multiple asian girls (like almost 10) in julyish before during and after japan, danced and spent the night with that random girl that was on jc's stream during his party (while colby had fun with her friend, mind you), and then ppl speculated that he had a thing with niki going on too. that boy was having fun during this period prior to september, which is when he ACTUAL started seeing k/la girl. and third, if sam or kat cheated on one another, i'm 99% certain we would have known way before now. they literally explained in their break up video that nothing actually happened, sam just wasn't ready for marriage. not to mention, if he did cheat, YALL AIRING IT OUT IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT. if they were hiding something like that from us, realistically it would be for good reason. it's not your business to share that intimate of details.

and before anyone gets on my ass about that comment, everything i'm sharing with yall is already public info. i'm not speculating, minus what happened between ms singer and la girl. but even bits of that have been told by ms singer herself so… don't come for me lol

[yuanzhous]

first day as the ghost valley master

found this in my drafts, unfinished, and I don't have the motivation to complete it so yall can have it as is. if you don't know what this is referencing look up "second century warlord" you won't be disappointed

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first day as the ghost valley master I kill the old valley master and show his decapitated head to my new subjects to inspire fear but I'm standing very high up on a hill and they're in the valley below so they can't see what I'm holding and kinda just squint at me

second day as the ghost valley master it turns out ruling the ghost valley sucks so I take my sister and go out in the jianghu to cause chaos and mayhem and get revenge, but my sister gets into a fistfight with a guy disguising himself as a beggar. I think he's sus so I decide to flirt with him and follow him around to uncover his motives

third day as the ghost valley master my minions attack the manor of one of the major sects to get back the piece of glazed armor I pretended to have had stolen from me. the sus beggar sees me at the scene of the crime but doesn't make a big deal out of it, so maybe he's an okay guy. the whole sect is killed except for the youngest son, who the sus beggar and I are now co-parenting. my sister laughs at me

fourth day as the ghost valley master we are taking the orphaned kid to his uncle and now I'm flirting with the sus beggar forreal. we get attacked by actual beggars who want the orphan for themselves and I let my sus beggar fight them off on his own so I can enjoy the sight. turns out he has an internal illness that fucks up his martial arts so he's understandably mad at me. I save the day at the last moment and destroy the actual beggars

fifth day as the ghost valley master my suspicions are confirmed. the sus beggar was wearing a disguise to conceal his identity and his ethereal beauty. turns out he's my old shixiong that I knew for like a day before I got kidnapped by the ghost valley and I'm not really sure how to cope with this. also we dropped the orphan off with his uncle and I kinda miss having a son. I tell my sister to sneak into the orphan's uncle's sect and keep an eye on him

sixth day as the ghost valley master my sus no-longer beggar and I are going on a bunch of dates and stumble upon a piece of the glazed armor. I'm ready to be disappointed, thinking he'll want it for himself just like everyone else, but instead he says it only brings trouble and gifts it to me to do whatever I want with it. what I really want to do with it is revenge, so I have thirty copies of it ordered and incite people to fight to death over them. my no-longer beggar confronts me, and I point to his own past crimes to show the hypocrisy of this. we break up and I leave to get plastered

seventh day as the ghost valley master after breaking up and making up a couple more times, my sus non-beggar bf and I are on the road again with our orphaned son who we kidnapped from his uncle. we meet a weird old guy who claims he can cure my sus non-beggar bf's illness, but it comes at the cost of his martial arts so my bf refuses and we fight about it. I wonder what the point is in achieving my goals and getting revenge if I'm going to lose the man I love

[zeviyer]

Prompt [by @ssbooks]: Write a story but you can only use dialogue and sound effects. No description, No describing where the reader is.

TW // Mentions of Domestic Abuse and Childhood Trauma

This is one of the first pieces I've written in a very long time. I typed until my laptop almost died, until my wrist hurt. If you liked it, cool. If not, I'm sorry..

Wu-wuum

"Hello?"

"Heyyy."

"Heyy, what's good!"

"Shit, just glad the day is over with"

"Damnnn, that bad huh"

"Not even, just emotional."

"What happened?"

"Nothing in big even happened forreal, I was just feeling..everything"

"mmyeah visiting the home you had to leave'll do that"

"Yeah I know, I know. I just didn't expect it to feel so.. dramatic, very Degrassi"

"How did they react when they saw you?"

"When I got there only Chance and Jamar came to the door which is great because I was only there to see them. They got me through it forreal"

"Yeahh I bet. Yall were getting on my damn nerves with them late night memes"

"But they be funny though!"

"yeah, still kinda annoying at 4:37 am"

"Sorry. I do be laughing loud"

"As hell. But it's okay, I know how much they mean to you, that's why I didn't say anything"

"Yeah! That's the main reason why- damn excuse you!"

"What happened??"

"This mega-Chad just bumped the fuck into me"

"Uht uhnn does he not know it's Feburary??"

*laughs*" I'm saying! MOVE bitch, get out the fuckin way! It's Black HIstory Month"

*laughs*

"But naw, Chance and Jamar are the main reasons why I even wanted to go in the first place."

"Yeah, how are they doing? It's been like six, seven, eight months right?"

"Eight, yeah. They're doing good! Chance is getting a lot better at skateboarding and Jamar is currently obsessed with this show on Prime called The Legend of Vox Machina. We watched a couple episodes together, he was happy to restart it again, nigga's seen it three times already"

"Hmm! I keep hearing about that show. How is it?"

"It's. hilarious. Really fun to watch, very D&D meets Invicible"

"Ooouuu that does sound fun. Must've been even more so to watch it with them"

"Oh my goddd yes. Sixteen year old me was into Gravity Falls heavy so watching that with them felt so normal. Normal childhood, normal life. I almost didn't want to leave."

"Well you could've stayed! We got pizza in the freezer I would've been good"

"Yeahh but that's not why I left. It was Rachel. She was being so weird. Like really weird"

"OH because she know you-"

"OKAYY! She feel it"

"No forreal, probably alone crying right now"

"OKAYYYY! *laughs* anyways, she was just being weird she was helicoptering us. Like every now and then she'd pass the living room, acting like she's getting whatever the fuck just to go back to her room with nothing. She tried talking to me but I wasn't having it forreal. Very one word answers very "Yes. No. I don't know ask them"

"Oh she knowwssss"

"Literallyyy! When she was talking to me she stood leaning against the doorway, arms crossed. She even tried giving me some of the dinner she made for them; chicken and waffles, but I was like "I'm good" "

"Right"

"And I could just tell she feels it. She feels that I've moved on and I genuinely don't give a fuck about her anymore. She thinks just because she's "our" mom she gets to enjoy me being there. Noupe, I'm here for them bookie"

"Exactly, period. Mwah, dead trauma"

"Well they still have to live with her so-"

"Right right I know"

"I feel like she was trying to wedge her way in to what we were doing, trying to share our good time, our memory. Experience us in that moment, experience me. But no, I take that from you. You lost that when you did alllll that you did to me"

"Yup. Heavy on the I take that from you. How long was she sitting there for?"

"Only for half-an episode. I feel like she felt my straight face"

"Right because you knew what the fuck she was doing."

"Trying to be manipulative, as always. Trying to guilt me, trying to "Why you don't speak to me" me. Which she's far too late. "

"Yup"

"But yeah, after that happened we kept watching and then started talking about their lives. They said school is good, still friends with Aiesha, Jordan, and Chris"

"That's good"

"Yeah. Then we talked about how we felt about everything since. It was kind of depressing. They said sometimes they get really sad about how their lives are. Well really, their life with her. They said they can tell when she's had a bad day at work so they go to their rooms, which doesn't help much because even though she's less physical, not throwing things anymore, she still yells at them to wash the dishes or make dinner because she's tired. They said she makes it hard to be happy because she's always saying something about what they do, whether it's them gaming or wanting to hang out with their friends. It made me feel bad, like it could be better if I stayed"

"But it wouldn't, she'd still be yelling at them, shaming them and shit, only difference is there's one more to yell at"

*laughs* "Yeah, they're much smarter than I realized, because they said that. While we may be related, they know our lives are different. They said they know how it is here and they don't want me sticking around for their sakes. It'd just be one more nigga to traumatize. They said they see how much happier I am, how better I am and being there would just suck all of it away, coping mechanisms or not. I wanted to cry.

"I'm so sorry..."

"It's okay. He's right, me being there wouldn't be better, maybe for them but not for me. I left because I couldn't take her abuse anymore, I just wish I could've took them with me. I wish I had the space, hell fuck the space, the money to take care of them."

"I know. I know how much you want to help them, but by visiting them when you can, spending time with them, actual time, actual moments with them, helps in more ways than you know. They're able to share what they're going through with someone they know went though the same and worse. They get to know, for sure, that they aren't alone"

"And here's them being smarter than I realize again because they said that too. They said by coming over and talking about it with me they can see how much it affects them and are able to deal with it. In a way that isn't harmful. Chance said one day like a few weeks after I left he started doing what I used to do with them to cope; journaling, hobbies, alone time on the roof. It wasn't the same with me gone, but it still helped so he and Jamar have been doing that together.

"See? You were helping them then and you still are now"

"Yeah. It still fucks with them but not to where they don't want to skateboard or go out anymore. It's more so the lingering "damn why does my life have to be this way" that they deal with. I was like bitch same. Literally my thoughts at their age. Which isn't great but you know..." "

"Damn, them some adult ass teenagers"

"I know right?? I was like when did yall get so mature they was like "we're literally sixteen you think we still need a smiley chart?" like woahhh okay not too much"

*laughs* "Uht uhnn smiley chart is crazy"

"Is crazyyy! But yeah, after that I started to get ready to leave. They say they're okay with me not being there but I saw how much they didn't want me to leave. I saw them checking the time. *sigh* But overall they're doing the best they can. I just need to be there for them whenever it gets too hard to handle"

"Exactly. That's your job now. You're not their guardian, their parent. You're their brother with your own life, your own healing journey. You do sleepovers, trips to the beach and Comicons. Not dinner, abuse, and permission slips."

"Tch, yeah....yeah"

"And I'm sure with what you're doing, their friends, skateboarding and whatever new obsession, whatever hobby, they're going to keep taking after you and walk a similar path of healing you did"

"Yeah. Thank you, that really does make me feel better"

"No problem. Speaking of Comicons, you got your DreamCon tickets?"

"YOU KNOW I DIDDD!"

"ayyee les gooo"

"YEEUUHHH but- Wednesday we gotta clean up the place though"

"Oh-kayy why thursday?"

"Because I got them tickets too and their gonna sleep over for two days before we go"

"AYYYEEEEE PERIODD CMON BIG MAMA! BIG MAMA!"

-end-

[sleepynegress]

@doctortwhohiddles I am fully aware of the racial abuse thrown at Zawe and their son. Those racists assholes aren't exactly subtle about it. But again, it doesn't mean it's gotten to a critical point where Zawe's life is directly impacted. Jumping to conclusions because of something that happend to someone else is not necessary.

Mam, sir, or mx... I have to just be blunt and say that line of thinking is why it's gotten to this point. Yes, it is necessary. Waving it away with "jumping to conclusions" is just enabling these absolutely horrific sections of fandom to thrive. I see constant excuses, that "it's only a few" and then you look at the followers of these unhinged people and see hundreds agree with them. If even ONE is doing any of the mess I've talked about then it's too much and fans should be more viligent and less hand-waving and dismissive about it. I have seen the crass, disgusting kind of thinking that has been documented and screenshot and reacted to. Fans too often make excuses in the same breath as they begrudgingly roll their eyes about the most basic of human acceptance. When the few people I've seen giving note to stop this mess, have fewer affirmations than the trolls have followers??? ...The table needs shaking, BADLY. The gross mean girl shit that's gone on unabated since before there was even suriety it was happening... the macro-aggressions about her Ugandan features because it discomforts them that their white fantasy object actually loves and adores what they've been taught is beneath them, all their fucking lives... And while I'm at it, -I'll throw in Alba, Sophie and others too on the entitlement side of it. Because I'm not gonna pretend yall give a fuck about Black women. And I'll take out of the notes in my initial reply and say this is largely a white woman (and girl) issue. Hillary Clinton is a white woman, this mess is in the same mental overlapped venn diagram space that you'all deny and constantly fail to really address.... This is bigger but... The lack of sisterhood across the spectrum of race and trans identity too, with these rowling-head terfs too(!), is weird and self-defeating in the worst way. Most of you (in the U.S. and of voting age specifically) voted for a monster rather than a fellow white woman, hugely overqualified, and now we're thrown back to helpless health professionals watching people with uteruses actually DIE of easily managed birth issues... So no, you do get to not all this particular point in that venn diagram. The initial response was for you and any other fans to get more self-aware and to ACT AS IF IT IS DEFINITELY HAPPENING, regardless. Hence the word "could". And be forreal, -given how Harry and Meg have been proven to be treated in arguably as big a spotlight and for similar reasons, a famous symbolically beloved/watched white actor whom most assumed would partner with the standard white western avatar is most likely getting this shit too. And mind you, Meg is just *barely* not white passing and had kids who mostly are, and that's not considering racist questioning about their kids' color, which we only know about because Harry is the type to reveal it. Consider to yourself, honestly... as fans and what you've seen of the kind of tolerance that Tom demonstrated that he may not be the type to let yall know in explicit terms that kind of thing is happening. But perhaps possibly all the questions about him "changing" are in fact just the basic ways to protect his loved ones from that? I don't care if it isn't happening at all... Move as if it is (i.e. do better about not creating a space where these people feel comfortable perpetuating this mess). That was the point of my initial response, -to handhold this fandom to basic and I mean bare minimum basic respect for this man's family, not simply begrudgingly because they are his family, but because they are human beings.

So Tom is condescending because he won't speak for Zawe? Seriously? What he did is the very opposite of condescending. He acknowledged that the best person to talk about it was Zawe and not him. He didn't make her role in The Marvels about him. As for him being a father, it's clear to everyone that his family life is off topic.

It's clear this anon is still desperately trying to convince herself that one day Tom will give her the details of his personal life she feels entitled to. And that she's still pissed he didn't stay single.

Of course, ZFC gave this anon a platform without calling out her bitterness. It's another anon who did it for her.

[kavehayati]

ABAISOSKAKA !!! 😆😆😆😆 LEAVE ME ALONE STOP HARASSING ME W TOP ALHAITHAM BOTTOM KAVEH OR ILL MAKE SURE YOURE ALL SIX FEET ON THE BOTTOM BENEATH THE EARTHS CRUST

[visitmedali]

//mod post

sorry if the blog showed as an error or required a password or anything. no one was blocked !! not gonna ventdump on yall but i just have some weird emotion dysregulation shit and privating this blog felt necessary in the moment idfk T T forreal gonna hiatus for a week or two now though so see you soon. leave larry some silly and fucked up asks for him to come back to! <3

[miraculousmaladys]

TFP If You Ship...

Ultra Magnus

I would also like to warn yall, I do roast the shit outta these ships and you. Some of y'all are nasty and need to be told/reminded, and some of you need to stay far the fuck away from me. Aight? Aight lets begin.

MagOp/OpMag/Magnimus/ Ultra Magnus x Optimus Prime: You pretentious bitch. You absolute fucking- I have no fucking words to describe how beige you are. You 're personality is plain oatmeal. Message me. I want to beat your ass. You prolly like them for the fact that they can relate to each other, and because of their importance to the war. But I hate you cause you also have more content. Fuck you. May your cereal turn soggy before you can eat that shit, may your drawing tablet get so hot in that one corner that you can fry bacon on that bitch. Fuck you.

MagMeg/Magatron(ew)/ Ultra Magnus x Megatron: you eat mayonnaise with a fucking spoon. Y'all saw that one scene with them on Darkmount and was just like "hm, but what if fuck?" and ran with it. You went to Ao3 expecting kinky shit, but all you got was stuff for IDW Megs and Mags and honestly baby, its gon' be okay.

Matchet/Ragus?/ Ultra Magnus x Ratchet: Yes we get it, the old man can dom now shut the fuck up. If taking your S/O to the nursing home as a date was a ship it'd be these old crotchety ass bitches. But, but, on a more serious note this ship can be so therapeutic for both mechs. These two were there way before the start of the war, they lived through it, and they knew Optimus all throughout. I imagine Ratchet would tell Magnus about Orion before his ascension to the primacy. I ain't ever been more depressed scrolling through a tag though, y'all broke bitches need whatever the fuck UltraScreen is having.

Magbee/Ultra Bumble/Ultra Magnus x Bee: I ain't ever seen two same heighted Cybertronians in a relationship, always one of'em gotta be spike suckin' height.

UltraJack/ Ultra Magnus x Wheeljack: Listen, listen, both these mechs love their solitary time and it can create so much angst, SO MUCH. Magnus feeling he must uphold his duties and Wheeljack having a mindset similar to a pirate. His spark belongs to the stars AND Magnus, but the stars will always come first. But bitch this is Ultra Magnus. We horny. We know Wheeljack is a fucking brat, and Ultra Magnus is his Dom.... baby we nasty. We nasty and there is no fucking denying that shit my GOD.

Ultrabulk/ Ultra Magnus x Bulkhead: Listen man as crazy as this might sound, I think this could work. Just like any other ship with Bulkhead you are fucking STRUGGLING though dude, you got like 5 fics you keep coming back to. You cry at night, knowing, and praying, that the gods will smile upon you and bless you with an update. You know you struggling when you only got three fics that have this ship as the focus. If y'all ban together I'm sure you can scrounge together like three pieces of fanart and a lint roller between the four of you.

UltraScream/ Ultra Magnus x Starscream: I don't see how anyone could hate this ship. Like, they literally work as really good foils to each other. You've got Magnus who is loyal as fuck, very militaristic??? And very much involved with the safety of his team. He's described as recklessly brave. Starscream on the other hand has a lot of character to work on and Magnus could help him along with that, and he can teach Magnus self preser- fucking-vation because Mr. "gets fucking chomped by a predacon for another bitchass Autobot" needs it. You're fuckass wants someone to save you, or you want to go absolutely apeshit. You are the mom friend everyone is worried about.

Ultracee/ Ultra Magnus x Arcee: Huh?? I mean like....Okaaaayy?? I mean good for you. This ship makes me feel the way that you feel when someone offers you candy you don't like, but you wouldn't mind eating it so you do. To be honest the people who ship this definitely see diamonds in places others wouldn't expect, but like you're so fucking unnessecary oh my god. Like you prolly add weird ass comments to other peoples statements, ain't nobody out here asking for an echo. Sit down.

UltraShock: ya like'em thicc don't you commanding officer Ultra Magnus? Anyway maybe y'all could team up with UltraBulk shippers and add a pile of used soda cans to the pile. Y'all are ghosts, do you even exist on this plane. My guesstimate on how many people actually ship this forreal is like 5.

Ultrawave/MagnusSound/Magnus x Soundwave: Listen if the Ultrabulk shippers are starving y'all ain't even corporeal. I show up to this ship with a fucking ghost talk box and some heat sensors, and like one boombox tryna see if GHOSTS even inhabit this bitch. Y'all aight? Are y'all good?? HELLO IN THERE (hello in there) (hello in there). Yall really go all out for the goth shit. Prolly hidin' in the shadows of my house waiting to strike.

Ultrascreen:

You, and I mean this in the most (derogatory) way possible, are a fucking

HOE

Literally looked on AO3 saw nearly NOTHING BUT kinky MF PORN. The oooonly plot y'all got is exactly how long Ultra Magnus can deny Smokescreen an overload. Why every time it comes to Magnus people make this by the books vanilla bitch the kinkiest one. YES I love subverting expectations but can I PLEASE get one fic where he sputters because his partner says a bad word. These two are the main ones who get this treatment, and baby I ain't complaining, but please. Please just- please sir I-I a-ah!

Ultradown: The UltraBulk, and UltraWave shippers come here every year, at the exact same location, at the exact same time, all for this ritual. The UltraWave shippers take out a boombox, some energon candies, and a supersized Cybertronian false spike. The UltraBulkers begin to sing the incantation to summon their fallen comrade: https://youtu.be/m9We2XsVZfc. They must do this once every year, they must battle the UltraDown shippers, though most would say they are a myth, the UltraShock and UltraWave shippers know better.

MagnusOut/KnockMagnusOut?/Ultra Knockout: Listen its not as horny as Smokescreen but the constant tension is definitely there. Knockout is just as horny as the depressed, RE-pressed ass Magnus fans and can you really blame him? Boyfriend? Dead. Magnus? kinky. Hotel? California.

/If I missed any let my gay ass know. Sorry if this ones lackluster, but some of these ships don't even really seem to have a fanbase?? Remember that these are TFP ships y'all.

Also I better see more Bulkhead content after this. Do you all have a problem with truly thicc bootyful babes or what?

[machinegunbun]

Did we ever get the freaky colson fic? Asking for a friend

Yenno what? I’ve been practically starving yall so i think you earned it. Ask (for a friend) and you shall receive. Buckle up kiddos, this ones a doozy.

TW?: Like? everything. everything is a problem here lmao. Just weird. H/A stands for haunted attraction, i had one in mind but it felt disrespectful to mention.

I present to you... The Freaky Fic ™

                                                           ~*~*~

You knew this interviewer had a history of asking personal questions, which meant when you came on you were completely expecting to be asked something or other in regards to you and Colsons sex life, but asking about the freakiest sex you’ve ever had still felt a little forward. You weren’t thirty minutes into what would be an hour-and-forty-three-minute podcast and he was already pulling out what you originally thought to the big guns. Your eyes met Colsons as you silently tried to decide whether or not you should avoid the question.

“I already know what it would be, I'm just not sure we should say.”

“It’s that bad?” The interviewer asks

“Well, it’s more that everyone is gonna say its white people shit. Cause it is.” You took a moment to think about the statement “It wasn’t incest though! Obviously. Just a little weird.”

“What was it?” Colson asked, mind reeling through your personal kama sutra for anything that would stand out as the freakiest. Colson and you were definitely not vanilla, but that was the problem, wasn’t it? When you’ve done so much weird stuff, it’s hard to rank which would be the weirdest.

“The [H/a].” You say, watching as a flash of recognition falls over his face

“Seriously? That’s the worst thing you could think of? Cause I can think of, like, five worse than that, just off the top of my head.”

 “I mean, it’s definitely not the freakiest, but it’s a good story without it being super embarrassing or personal.” Colson nods in agreement, mumbling a small “Right”

“Yeah, go ahead. You can tell it.” He says, turning to face you in his spinny chair.

“Okay, so, I’m very superstitious and, like, paranoid right? I mean, I literally will not sleep in a room that has a mirror facing me. It doesn’t even have to be facing me, it could be facing the wall opposite me, but it has to be covered. I don’t even really trust it when it’s covered, honestly, I prefer it to be face down to the floor. Because mirrors are supposed to be portals to the after life, or whatever, and I remember hearing that if one is facing you while you sleep it’s easier for ghosts to manipulate you. It’s not that I necessarily believe that, or that I think if I slept with a mirror facing me that I’d die or something, but that I respect it. However, I think when places are advertised as haunted they usually aren’t. I mean you see these youtubers go to these places and film all these videos and it’s just- That’s not how hauntings usually are. Ghosts have an ability, to an extent, to manipulate your emotion. Have you ever heard of someone suddenly being overwhelmed by an emotion because they believe a loved one is near? It’s more like that, it’s very spiritual. Being haunted, coming from someone who ghosts seem to love, is nine times out of ten nothing like what Hollywood portrays it to be. It’s not to say that I think every one of these youtubers is lying, I think some of them definitely are, or that they were scared and when you’re scared it’s easy to blow little noises out of the water, but mostly I think it has to do with the places themself.”

Your story was cut off by the interviewer asking a question, 

“Hold on, you aren’t about to make a joke about freaky also meaning spooky, right?”  The interviewer asks

“I mean, you could totally make that joke, but it’s definitely a little kinky. I’m just giving some background.”

“Okay, continue.”

“Where was I? Oh, yes. I think when you go somewhere that is advertised as haunted they are selling you an experience. If you went to the [H/a] and nothing happened, some people would be disappointed by that and would want their money back, right?”

“Absolutely.”

“I think some of these places have audio recordings and mechanised doors, things that they can use to manipulate every room and give you a good scare. This is all theory, by the way, so don’t sue us.”

“You really think it's more plausible that they have a whole control room to scare people and that none of the workers have ever squealed than believe that these places are just… haunted?” The interviewer asked

“I don’t know. Maybe, if they only allowed people with a certain seniority and made them sign an NDA? And if the ones who control it get to give their coworkers a little scare so they come online and say they’ve had their own experiences? Yeah, I think it makes sense, and it's making them money, so why would they stop?”

“Okay, I guess.” He nodded along, entertaining the idea

“But, I also believe that if you talk to ghosts or call on them they will show up, so it’s kinda” you made a scale motion with your hands before continuing.

“Anyway, I went on board with this in mind. We were in our room, cuddled up on the bed and-” you took a moment to recall that night “I don’t remember if we were waiting for something to happen, or if it already had and we were waiting for something else. Anyway, we must’ve gotten bored, because we started making out.”

The crappy old hotel sheets shifted under you as your lips met Colsons, his warm hand reaching over to rest on your lower back. The kiss quickly became heated, your mouths smashing into one another, his tongue swiping across your bottom lip while his hand pulled you closer, your own reaching down to rub his growing bulge.

A short, fast knock came from the wall, breaking both the kiss and the silence.

“Oh, do you like that?” You ask, continuing to massage him through his loose sweatpants. Colson originally thought you had been referring to him, but quickly caught onto the fact that you were addressing the ‘ghost’. 

“Hm, what about this?” You continued, kissing your way down his body, pulling his pants down when you got to them and sliding his tip between your lips. A barely audible creak erupted from the room beside you, the bathroom sink had turned on, a small stream of water pouring aimlessly down into the sink. 

“Does that make you wet?” You ask, sucking one of his balls into your mouth as you stroke him. Colson found the whole act to be a bit odd, but you seemed to be enjoying yourself, so he let you continue. As fucked up as it was, the idea of a third party watching as the two of you were doing your thing was really getting you going. It wouldn’t have been a big deal to some, other than the fact that the supposed third party was a ghost.

“Do you like watching us fuck?” You slid your mouth down the length of his prick, hollowing out your cheeks before coming back up to continue “Tell me what you want me to do to him next.” You offer up, glancing up at Colson who looked equal parts freaked out and turned on.

“You’re crazy. God that’s hot.” He said, throwing his head back while you let out a small laugh. A book slides from the coffee table across the room, falling to the floor and landing on its spine, flipping open to a random page. You weren’t entirely sure what that implied, but the only thing that came to mind was him fucking you on that table. You took a moment to ponder it before deciding if you tried it would break and that you didn’t wanna bother paying the place for a new one.

You began kissing your way back up his body instead, admiring his tattoos as you go. Your lips landed back on his, reaching down to slide the tip of his prick through your folds, gathering your arousal. Stopping the kiss for a moment, you opened your mouth to take a breath. Colson took this opportunity to spit in your mouth, connecting your lips again soon after.

“Think the ghost liked that?” He said, reaching down to grab his hard dick from your hand, teasing your hole. You shrugged, leaning back into the kiss, moving your hips along with his movements. 

After a minute or two of teasing, you swore you felt the bed begin to shake. It started off slow and small, almost as if Colson was shaking under you and it was transferring to the bed, before slowly building to a much more noticeable rumble.

“Oh, I think it wants us to shake the bed.” You say, a smirk playing on your lips, a gasp falling past them as you felt colson slip inside you. You happily obliged, the sound of skin slapping against skin filled the room. You didn’t realise how badly you needed this, you couldn’t help the moans slipping past your lips as you fucked each other as hard as you could manage, trying your best to make sure the bed shook. You were looking down at Colson when suddenly his face disappeared, replaced by impenetrable darkness.

“What the fuck.” The interviewer mentioned, more amused than judgemental “I can't believe you’re telling me this. I can’t believe this isn’t the freakiest shit you’ve ever done.”

“Well, the ghost thing was kind of a joke. I mean, it happened, but it was more about the fact that someone was obviously watching us, or the concept of that.”

“Right, right. You guys like an audience, I see.”

“While it was dark though, I swear I felt a hand slide up the side of my thigh, I know it wasn’t Colsons cause I could-” You cut yourself off “I’m not gonna say how, but I felt both of his hands on me.” 

“Oh shit, forreal? You never told me that part.” Colson said, you gave a small nod in his direction before continuing.

 “But then the lights came back on.”

The lights had only been off for about a minute, small sounds of things moving barely audible over the sounds you two had been making, Colson flipping you over in the dark, pounding away at your hips. When they flicked back on, the room was messy, your eyes scanned the room, falling on the complimentary ouija that sat on the table first. It had fallen out of its box, the lid on the floor next to it. Next, you realized the closet had slid open, it had one of those bendy doors that made it so when you slid it open it bent out towards you, they were called bifold closet doors, if you remembered correctly. 

It was slid halfway open to reveal the empty closet behind it, the only thing adorning the shelf being a couple lone close hangers. As you watched, one looked as if it were smacked off and fell to the floor.

“It wasn’t hot anymore at that point. I didn’t see anything, I think it was my paranoia-- remember when you were a little kid laying in bed and you were like, there is a person crouching beside my bed right now and if I look over the edge at them they will have no more incentive not to kill me?” A silent understanding “It was like that, I don't know how but I know what they look like and I was fully convinced that person was crouching next to us on the bed and if I looked over there I would see him. Because the bed was on the wall, and it’s a big bed, a queen I believe, and colson and I are laying with our head at the foot of it, there was plenty of room to the side of us cause we weren’t exactly in the middle. “Wait, you said that you believed the hauntings were mechanical, so do you think this was a ghost, or a worker?”

“I think it may have been the lady at the front desk, because when we came out she asked us if we were having a good day. I don't know. I don’t think I’ve ever been turned off so fast, I mean at first the idea of a ghost or a worker watching us have sex was hot, but the thought of that… thing being there with us-- That wasn’t hot. We just, kinda, silently put our clothes on and walked out to the lobby. We went back later and got our stuff and checked out early. All I know is it was a dumb fucking idea.”

The day after the interview was released twitter was filled with variations of “If Mgk and his girlfriend wanted an audience they could’ve just asked me.” 

Guess you should’ve expected that one.

[golbrocklovely]

i'm incredibly pissed because it seems everyone on twitter twisted damn near everything the boys said in the live up. twitter has me fucked up.

yeah i will say that was one of the most infuriating parts to seeing twitter's freak out.

bc snc flat out said they love all of their fans, but bc they address the xplrclub ppl first instead of going to the lion's den and saying all of this, all those fans heard was "we only love fans that pay monthly for our shit" (as if those ppl weren't saying that beforehand).

and what's fucking hysterical is literally all of the ppl complaining are also on xplrclub so like???? make it make sense. you're complaining.... bc you were told directly by snc what you wanted to hear?? .....but you don't like that they didn't address you on the free site first............ but best believe that if they would have done that first yall would be complaining "but what about xplrclub members? you don't even care about us and we're paying".

it's a double edge sword for snc. snc can't win or appease these bitter bettys bc they will always change the rules so snc lose every time. idk why they even bother at this point.

bc let's be so fucking forreal for a moment: if it was truly, only about the content, why would anyone complain about the girls? why would some of BBs bitch that the girls have changed them into bad ppl?? and why, on god's green earth, would you want snc to return back to a time where they have full on admitted they were struggling mentally bc they didn't have a social life (or a very small one if that) or privacy?? they wish for the time period of snc posting on snapchat all the time and showing us shit daily even tho snc HAVE SAID OUTRIGHT they were struggling then, posting all of themselves like that all of the time. and yet, you want them to go back to it..... for your entertainment.

interesting, bc i thought yall wanted what's best for snc and that you loved them. weird way of showing it, ig.

and i also don't want to hear any of them talk about "we're looking out for snc, we want them to be better." oh you do? that's interesting, bc every single time yall get upset at them for not dancing like monkeys on your beck and call, you make twitter threads and spaces where you bring up every past thing they've done wrong, even tho you know full well they've apologized and have done better. and you'll even admit that, but you love bringing up old shit just to throw it back in their face as "proof" they haven't changed. yet, if they were meeting your demands, you wouldn't talk about it. bc when you're happy and content in the fandom, yall don't be talking about them like that. but the moment they piss you off, you bring at the cons list of all the times they fucked up.

at this point, idk why any of BBs stay in the fandom. snc will only piss yall off, bc they aren't sims characters you can control, so... why bother? leave the fandom for some other content creator that updates daily and overshares and apparently has no mental health struggles. then maybe you'll be happy.

[sleepynegress]

No one was harassing him! He was literally just asked that question once lol. And people have a problem with his comments on "people rationalizing themselves by exploiting homosexuality" which is obviously directed at queer people. No one disagrees with his comments on toxic masculinity or his decision not to "ship" his character. Also FATWS was not fanservice as far as queer representation is concerned so i'm not sure what you're on about there

They *are* harassing him about his answer which is what I'm talking about. I hate internet drama, because people are obtuse because of bias and because of basic reading comprehension problems. And they take it all the way there before stopping to think empathetically. Working oneself into a lather is a thing around here... And I also hate this line of "he was clumsy/wasn't clear" in his wording. Listen. My grandmother had a 3rd grade education. I had childhood friends who were just learning English. I hated when people said that kind of patronizing bullshit about them too. Anthony is a country guy who expresses himself with that kind of casualness, and I'm not here for the patronizing "he's clumsy when he talks so not my fault I didn't get it" when PLENTY OF PEOPLE understood what he was saying, when they didn't already have a negative prejudice about what he *would* say about this subject. What makes you think it's directed at queer people, instead of fans who see two men they find hot being affectionate and automatically think "lol they're gay! everyone involved has to affirm this or they are homophobic, because I ship it THAT MUCH!!" like fandom does ALL. THE. TIME. ...That negative prejudice you already had in mind. Yall some hollaring dogs up in this fandom, forreal. I'm not gonna repeat my other points, because I'm sick of yall. It's clear you're not a fan of Anthony beyond the MCU and the ship you want.

You haven't been following his career from the beginning or you'd know he was one of the ONLY mainstream black actors playing fully-fleshed out gay roles with kissing and all (shout-out to Will Smith not being able to do that for Six Degrees of Seperation)... way back in 2004 when it could have stopped his career ascension, ESPEC. as a black actor. As for not being fanservice, again do the work. Check the tags for "lethal weapon" on my blog... I explain it a few times. I'm not repeating myself here. As for you. I implore to reframe every ship you have with the context of *NOT* being entitled to actor support. I repeat, you aren't entitled to actor support, nor canon either for that matter.

Play in the sandbox, and stop being weird and awful to these people you project onto.

And if you aren't giving this much for actual LGBTQA+ actors and storylines, productions you don't personally ship? Then FUCK YOU. and say *no. thing* else about this subject...Please and thank you.

[800-dick-pics]

everyday non blacks anti blackness never astounds me but like wow the lengths yall go to be anti black is wow

forreal like its hella scary an weird seeing non black friend o friends, family, coworkers, and even strangers urge their non black counter parts to not be friends, partners/married, close to, work with black people  yall put so much energy into defending your proximity to whiteness as non blacks and thats why your movements and fucking shit go nowhere unless its build off of black people, thats why you are alone unhappy and bitter, thats why yall need to stay tf away from me if you arent unlearning your anti blackness and putting that into practice 

non blacks dont touch!!!!