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I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to

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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

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I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

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moodboard for when your beloved mutual says something nice to you

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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

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lao wen! 🍉

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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

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i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!

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we need 15-20 episode seasons again these limited series have the worst pacing in the world and none of the character decisions hold any weight

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Have to say, House MD is the only show that really does live up to the hype on tumblr.

Dr Medical Malpractice really does walk around committing the most insane crimes on the daily.

The show oscillates between radically protective of vulnerable people, and the most mean spirited takes possible in the name of edginess.

House and Wilson really do have the wildest little fucked up relationship you’ve ever seen.

It’s like the opposite of the Yo, Mr White meme, where’s every joke post is just a canonical scene from this damn show.

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"and where do you feel that emotion in your body" I feel it in my soul you cunt