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I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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It's amazing that Shangque is introduced as a huge, scary, fuck off dragon and the we all immediately went BABY BOY BABY and we were RIGHT

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By reading my works you are signing an agreement that if you put my works through AI or repost my works or anything like that, i get to hunt you for sport

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Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character

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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too

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i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will

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when something major goes down in a fandom you're not a part of

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canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

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super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:

copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote ‘em. let ‘em be their own damn hook

if ur feeling fancy & don’t mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things

state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy

ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?

make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]

just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn’t cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than “idk i suck at summaries”

just…explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be “[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy”

just stick a meme in there

honestly who cares

just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden

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ummmmm excuse me Human, i am noticing we are not petting me? i am a little baby of seven (7) years old and i have never been loved in my whole entire life (tragedy.) your eye balls must not have seen when i ran in front of your legs six times in a row. i will now Scream until this mistake is fixed

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FRIENDS (1994-2004)

4x09 | "The One Where They're Going to Party!"

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i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually. the higher you place them the greater the fall

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u ever see a post you agree with but it's like so true now say it again in words that make sense and aren't just the social justice version of using a thesaurus for your english essay

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Love and Sword 只此江湖梦 | Episode 1