#but whats new about that

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[mroddmod]

rough seas

[chloesimaginationthings]

Everyone loves FNAF music man.. even Michael

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[merchantziro]

Here's my take for what happens when Vlad prepares to swoop in after an hour or two (he was expecting the experimentations to go on for a while)

Flames and rubble, that was all that was left of the Ghost Investigation Ward base.

He arrived invisibly, intending to prepare how he'd get that little badger out. But it seems now that plan was for nothing.

So behind cover, Vlad turned from Plasmius to Masters and walked onto the scene. Faux concern plastered on his face for the safety of the agents that were heavily wounded as he prepared to learn how that boy broke out.

Then he saw Maddie, Jack, and Valerie were also heavily wounded. Something was not right.

His faux concern broke into genuine concern, a bit for Maddie (and he won't admit a little less for Jack and Valerie) but most concerned was for Danny. This wasn't like him, the amount of injuries on them were completely out of character.

That's when he noticed something laying in the center of the destruction. Something that made his own half heart stop.

It was half a human heart, leaking a mixture of red blood and green ectoplasm.

No.

No, no, no, no, no-!

This wasn't what was supposed to happen! This was wrong! All wrong!

They didn't! They.. they actually did not do exactly what he was afraid of right now!

With some hesitation, he lifted the halfa's heart with no concern for the green and red stains it left behind. Vlad then turned to everyone, feeling the tears running down his face.

"Where's Danny?"

One agent pointed at him and yelled, "Mr. Masters! That heart is leaking ectoplasmic filth! It's dangerous to-"

"Where's Danny!"

Vlad interrupted with a yell of anger, he felt his eyes glowing that familiar pink color of his ghostly energy.

This caused multiple GIW agents who could still stand to point their guns at him, yelling something about him probably being overshadowed and to not let the ghost get away.

Behind him he turned to see both Maddie and Valerie holding her own blasters up with little hesitation. Jack seemed to hesitate the most as he seemingly muttered out, "V-Man?"

But all the energy shots of their weapons reflected off pink shields summoned around Plasmius and back at his various attackers. All to protect the heart of Danny, he knew he could make this right.

"What have you done to him!?"

Vlad looked at Jack and Maddie, who were standing in front of a wounded Valerie continued to keep their weapons locked onto their best friend, and from the look on their faces, they're starting to realize Vlad is the same as Danny.

The halfa then floated into the air a bit, preparing to vanish through the ground to make his getaway. But not before he spoke to his former friends with venom laced in his voice.

"And you all say ghosts are the real monsters. Yet you call ripping open your own son and torturing him justice, just because the boy is half ghost? Despite everything he's done to protect Amity, and help you two specifically, and this is how you pay him back?"

Masters holds the heart out a bit for them to see as Vlad's eyes fully glow pink as he finally turns intangible.

"No wonder he never trusted you enough to tell you."

Maddie and Jack flinch a bit in response before the halfa finally vanishes into the ground. Emerging from the ground not too far away, back as Plasmius.

After he was far enough he looked at the heart, being as incredibly careful with it as possible to keep it intact.

He needed a plan. Perhaps he'll start by asking Sam and Tucker, if anyone is going to keep in contact with Danny when he's in hiding, it would probably be them.

Vlad knows can't undo the mistakes he had a hand in, but he can at least make it all up to the Danny. But first... he needed to find him, and fast.

Franken-Core AU

What if Danny's core was only half a core?

I got this idea from the term "halfa" lol, but I think it would make sense if Danny's core was actually only half and the other half was a half of his actual human heart. It could be like a franken fused half core-half heart. In ghost form he doesn't have human internal organs, the only human thing is his franken core which has a heart half and while in human form, he doesn't have any ghost internal parts save for his franken heart which has a half core.

And as we all know, the core is the most important part of a ghost. Chop off a hand? No probs can reform it. Chop of a leg? That can be reformed too. Cut out the core? That ghost is now a soulless spirit, it's basically double dead. Dead^2 if you will.

But what about a core that's also a heart? Or a heart that's also a core? Well,,,cut out the whole franken heart-core and Danny's also dead^2. But that isn't all there is to it.

What if you cut out the heart part of his core? The GIW's about to find out.

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Okay now a dp x dc version of this because I can't resist.

The GIW finally manages to capture Danny with the help of the Red huntress and Vlad may or may not have supplied some equipment to weaken and contain him with the intent of swooping in and "saving" him later. After the GIW gets some experimentation done for maximum hero effect.

Well, the GIW decided to go plus ultra and go for the core immediately. Which for a ghost is a really bad news. And for a half ghost, with a franken heart-core? Really bad news.

And then they dissect him and cut out his heart half.

So what exactly happens to halfas that dont have a heart? It turns into a constantly destabilizing, terrifying vengeful eldritch of course!

The GIW tries to contain him, but fail. Red Huntress and the Fentons team up too, but it doesn't matter cause Danny flattens them too. In the end, Jazz is the one who captures him via souping him in the thermos.

In front of everyone.

Everyone who wants the thermos so that they can continue experimenting on her little brother.

No way in hell she's going to let that happen.

And so Jazz hightails it to her car and drives until they can't find either of them anymore. She doesn't stop driving until she runs out of gas.

She runs out in Gotham City.

..................

Meanwhile Batman sees a redheaded homeless girl while patrolling and is wondering why she's holding an unearthly glowing thermos.

[Okay this was very low effort will write a more high effort fic later thanks

-Vala]

[andorerso]

"they make me insane" and it's my own ocs

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

[sergle]

ALSO IMPORTANT TO NOTE, people dropping mad mad sums of money on gfms and charities and stuff are extremely impressive but that DOES NOT MEAN that putting like $5 towards someone's fund or any good cause is any less valuable, a lot of crowdfunding is about momentum and those single digits add up super fast, you do not need to be Rolling In The Dough to make someone's day!! moving the dial at all is extremely positive!!

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower

[rabbiteclair]

i have a brain problem that prevents me from understanding people who need so much specifically newly-released TV shows that they're upset by the prospect of going a few months without new ones being produced

like they could stop making video games and books today and I wouldn't notice until sometime in 2026. honestly if they'd stop making new video games for a while that'd be kinda convenient. everyone take a break and let me catch up. I still haven't even played Persona 5.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?

sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world

[theproblemsofdonhi]

Big Luffy finds a weird looking cat.

[apollos-boyfriend]

they hated him for his low-empathy autism swag

[creme-meme]

Lil Nas X is someone who tragically had to have a wildly successful music career in order to support his true passion, being a top quality internet troll