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everystephoftheway · 2 years ago
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Hi!! For the post-argument scenarios, may I request:
 “i don’t want to go to bed angry…can we please talk about this?” 
You can pick whomever you want! Thank you <3
awkward post-argument scenarios takes place in the camp cloudtop au
Silence is not usually what fills Korrin’s home. More often than not the walls can barely contain the laughter and conversation between himself and his daughter, his light, his life, but tonight–only silence. It was in times like this he let himself truly miss his wife. What would she do in this situation? How would she try to fix things? How cruel it is that he must do this alone when that was never the intention.
He stands in front of his daughter’s shut bedroom door for what seems like hours, though in reality it’s only a minute or so. His hand hovers in the air and he takes a deep breath before knocking gently. 
It takes a minute before he hears a soft, “What?” behind the door.
“Can I come in?”
Another minute passes. “I guess.” 
Korrin opens the door slowly, as if a force of nature waits for him, but when he sees his daughter sitting on her bed, knees pressed nearly up to her shoulders, his worry softens into a different form, more worried for her than himself. He walks in and perches on the side of her bed, hands crossed in his lap.
“I didn’t want to go to bed angry…Can we talk?”
Keyleth looks up at her father in the warm lamp light of her bedroom. He’s a tall man, Korrin, and yet he manages to make himself so small when he needs to. She eyes him for a moment, deciding whether or not she’s going to give him the out or let her anger continue to boil over. But, as her knees fall to the bedspread, she realizes her anger is no longer boiling. It reduced down to something much quieter: hurt.
She nods her head and Korrin scoots a little further onto the bed now that he knew he could stay. 
“I…am not a perfect man.” He starts with his eyes on his hands, but he forces himself to look at his young daughter, face his self doubts with some respect. “Things of the past shouldn’t hinder our futures. Fear should not run our lives. But the idea of you leaving home so young,” ‘not being with me’ goes unsaid, “scares me. After your mother…I am not saying you should never leave home. One day you are going to become a strong, independent young woman. You are going to turn the world on its axis and make an indelible mark. But for right now, right now, you are my little girl. And I don’t think I can part with you just yet.” 
His eyes fall again, his hands squeezing against each other as he lets the silence wash over them, waiting for Keyleth’s reaction. It is a lot, what he just said, and for a young girl? Is it a mistake to be so honest? 
“I miss Mom too.” She leans forward and crawls into Korrin’s lap, which he happily accepts, wrapping his arms around her so she’s pulled into his chest. “Maybe I can go to camp next year?”
Korrin smiles over her head; the voice in his head is shouting no, keep her here forever, where she’s safe, but he ends up nodding. “Maybe next year.”
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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago
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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#figueroth faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#fh class quangle#my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now#got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol#in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine#this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol#I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out#thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough#to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement#(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering#its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics#maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol#fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor#I always forget makeup is real#also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know#sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate#also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home#she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her#okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things#cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps
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doomedclockworkdotmp3 · 1 month ago
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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment
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sclappin · 5 months ago
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Man whose definition of "monster" is extremely flexible.
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hugs-and-stabbies · 7 months ago
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The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT
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egophiliac · 9 months ago
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roll out the red carpet guys we're going to the SHAFTLANDS
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eggsploded · 1 year ago
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heiress eternal
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lanavecorona · 1 year ago
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today i offer you tmnt art. tomorrow???? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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inkskinned · 1 year ago
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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my son
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suchawrathfullamb · 6 months ago
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it's so funny how Will Graham was supposed to be this typical southern, American guy but HUGH DANCY WAS CASTED LMAO couldn't pull an american southern macho for the life of him
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numbuh424 · 16 days ago
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it's ok guys I got this (takes poison damage so he doesn't have to)
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dkettchen · 8 months ago
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she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh
#one piece#trans!sanji#sanji#kiku#yamato#ワンピース#I'm practicing my japanese shhhhhh#(日本語のペラペラ人:俺は文法とか書く方とか間違ったら教えてください😅ありがとうございます)#translation:#Yamato: I'll be able to get as strong as Oden?#Sanji: Probably... 🤔#[meanwhile Kiku is remembering the time in the hot spring]#(Sanji: Nami-chan!!!)#(Nami: Shut up!! The women's bath is supposed to be a peaceful place!)#Kiku: I am also ⚧️ ... o.o#(y'all english speakers had me all to yourselves for a decade it's about time I start to also sometimes make stuff in my next language lol#notably for media *from* that language#same as it made sense to make fan content in english for [american superhero franchise we don't talk abt anymore] back in the day#(happy seasonal reminder that Ren Is Not A Native English Speaker and This Is My 5th Language hi 😅))#while looking up reference for this I learnt that the straps to tie back the kimono sleeves are called tasuki#also I decided yamato get big muscles cause he got them kaido genes in im (I also gave him his dad's young-man-facial hair)#the more I do transition projections for one piece characters while tryna adhere to the style the more I learn that sometimes stylisation#uses bones less as literal determinants for where things go and just kinda exaggerates shapes based on vibes alone instead#meaning trans characters' bones wouldn't literally stay looking the same in that stylisation in the way they do irl#they'd get exaggerated differently based on what the surrounding stuff is doing#I still think oda's transition demonstration when we first met iva was unreasonable even with that in mind tho
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Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽`)ノ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!
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dex1o · 10 months ago
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the third semester of p5r is wild if you think about it from sumire's perspective, and that's without even getting into the whole sumire/kasumi thing.
imagine you wake up one day and the entire world's a little bit fucked up for some reason. you see a building flickering in and out of existence (the same one where you awoke to some crazy JJBA stand powers, except last time it wasn't visable from the outside). so you call your friend/crush (??) because he knows more about this shit than you do, and he shows up with the idol and ace detective, trademarked 'pleasant-boy' goro akechi?? for some reason??? but hey, if he knows about the metaverse then that's good enough for you. he's a nice enough guy anyway but then you get INTO the metaverse, and his outfit is the edgiest thing you've ever seen, and the moment you get into a fight he's releasing what looks like years of pent up rage by screaming and laughing maniacally while absolutely tearing through shadows. and hes flirting (?) with your friend/crush (??) the whole time
but while he's literally calling your friend/crush (?) a loser and an idiot straight to his face, the meanest thing he calls you is a scardy-cat. he never refers to you by your first name and always uses the honorific '-san,' even while he's yelling. he commentates on every one of your kills like a deranged and zealous sports commentator. you think he respects you (???) youre not sure
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copypastus · 8 months ago
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@feylinweek Day 3 - Alternate Universe
Acomaf AU where everything is the same but Feyre and Tamlin are a little better at communication and compromise.
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