#but this did not eat anything

[gimmeyourlovepls]

you finding out that earth 1610! miles is spiderman :)

so you and miles have been dating for a while

and lately he's been missing a lot of your dates

so you thought maybe he'd been doing something secret behind your back

you know he wasnt the kind to cheat

but he was for sure hiding something

because whenever you asked him he made up an excuse

the excuse of the day was "i'm helping my mom"

so you decided to walk to their place

and after speaking to his mom, you find out he was not, and hasnt been helping him

so now you were even more confused, and decided to wait in his room for him to come back and to confront him

and he was taking a long time so you laid on his bed and started scrolling on your phone

when suddenly you heard a thump on the window before it slid open

thinking it was a robber you moved to hide on his bed, grabbing a heavy lamp from his bedside table

and as you saw a shadow moving closer, you held it over your head and were about to throw it at the intruder

when u saw a familiar suit

"spider-man?" you gasped softly as he looked at you

what was he doing here?

you put down the lamp slowly and walked up to him as he stuttered, before forcing a deeper voice to talk to you

"u-um, citizen that i dont know, what are you doing here?"

you explained how you came to visit your boyfriend, and then asked him if he'd seen him, describing how he looks

"coily black hair, about your height, same figure, brown cute eyes..."

"you think my eyes are cute?"

you paused, glancing at him

you were not talking about him

you slowly walked up to him and held the edge of his mask as he started to stutter a bit

you pulled it off gently, and gasped softly

"miles?"

you looked at him in awe, before hitting his arm and starting to rant at him for not telling you and how much danger he was in

"what if you got hurt, stupid? you should have told me!"

he held up his hands in front of him, trying to explain himself before you hugged him gently

"'m glad you're ok."

he hugged you back

"course i am, gotta come back to you after all"

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dead beat down

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[plutonicbees]

imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made

you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).

and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death

man. what are you doing next christmas eve.

[mobius-m-mobius]

Lokius in Loki 2x01 - "Ouroboros"

[everwalldigan]

I think we can all agree that Clark “living on a reporters salary” Kent would use 13-in-1 shampoo for all its uses.

The first time Bruce sees it in his apartment he nearly cries

Bruce: Clark. What the fuck is that.

Clark: Aren’t humans so innovative :D? Instead of buying 13 different products for one individual use, they created one product for 13! And I thought kryptonian technology was advanced.

Bruce: Clark- Clark please tell me you haven’t been using this as Gatorade

Clark: it’s actually quite refreshing! I prefer it mixed with a little water, do you want me to make you a glass?

Bruce, fanning himself with a bundle of money: No! I mean, uh, no thank you Clark, I’m. I’m good

[comikbook]

my hungry ass ate all the fucking stuffed crust off my pizza in my sleep what the fuck

[christakisbang]

[faebriel]

she is pink because much like the beautiful flamingo she would eat subterranean shrimp for sustenance

[egophiliac]

Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

When in doubt, Soup it out.

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[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

[bigfatbreak]

Hello I love your art!!! I was reading through your changeling au and Felix mentions that fae are creatures of mirth. They literally need attention to survive. But what kind of attention? I guess I'm wondering because Adrien has been in the public eye for a while now, but has been personally neglected for even longer. What does that mean for him? Is he starving? Is he in danger of dying? Does he even know it? (I assume not given he doesn't even know he's Fae).

If he is starving / in danger of starving who is the first to realize this?

it depends on the mirth, on the attention, on what it is they seek. Without making things too complicated - I don't like to define everything into neat little boxes after all, there's fun in nuance - Felix is just explaining from his experience, the Fae he was with tended to be "entertained" by certain aspects of their playing, which was the mirth that kept them relevant. Relevancy more than anything is really what keeps their wheels greased.

In Adrien's case though, the reason he's cloying for so many names and to have so many thralls and attendants is because he SHOULD be a more social creature and has been kept woefully alone. He is kinda starving in the way a fae starves - he's relevant, but only in an image his father constructs OF him, which means it isn't REALLY him - and he has no one to play with. No friends, no lovers, and no rivals, makes a very sad fae

[amberultramarine]

the dunmeshi gang heading down to get falin while zagreus is on his way out

[jerrythebug]

POV you interrupted their date 😡💢 (they're still kinda shy about being seen together in public)