#but these quotes are iconic? like hello?!?! they go hard?! what the fuck
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gd-dollopole ¡ 1 month ago
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“In life, you always have a choice. Sometimes, it’s easier to think that you don’t.”
“I don’t want to be brave. I just want to be myself.”
“Some lives have been foretold, Merlin. Take heart, for when Albion’s need is greatest, Arthur will rise again.”
“There is not right or wrong. Only what is and what isn’t.”
“An half cannot hate what truly makes it whole.”
“No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny.”
“I’m happy to be your servant, until the day I die.”
“Sometimes, you have to do what is right and damn the consequences!”
“You’re a son of the earth, the sea, the sky. Magic is the fabric of this world, and you were born of that magic. You are magic itself.”
“Everything here—is so full of life. Every tree, every leaf, every insect. It’s as if the world is… Vibrating. As if everything is much more than itself.”
“I don’t want you to change. I want you, to always—be you.”
“Until then, we go unmarked in death as in life.”
“You’re wrong. Don’t think I don’t understand loyalty just because I’ve got no one left to be loyal to.”
“You’re like two sides of the same coin.”
And in the same show, you’ve got an episode where the entire castle suffers from flatulence, Uther goes bald, the court physician slaps the king across the aforementioned bald head, more than once, while being possessed by a Goblin, the prince Arthur Pendragon gets donkey ears and brays, and another one when Uther, none other than the King of Camelot, marries a Troll.
The duality.
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volivolition ¡ 3 months ago
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ok so. just curious but omg what are your favourite Unus Annus moments/quotes?
We rewatch compilation vids of unus annus vids alllll the time because Fuck we miss it so much BFNDSNDNDJS and some that have gotten burnt into our head recently areee:
Like that Whole first video with the sex toys. but especially the part where a guy just shows up at Mark's door and they're in fucking bdsm gear and cat ears eating breakfast FHDJXJDJD
The video with them making a sensory deprivation tank. "Mark, what's the main ingredients in sensorary deprivation tanker?" lives rent free in our head tbh we quote that so much. Same with that bit where Ethan accidentally unplugs the tub lmao "WHere's the drain??" ".... By your feet." ".... What do I do with it :)?"
This one's like HARD to find in compilation vids but I swear at one point Ethan was doing something with a knife and Mark was like, verbatim, "If you cut me I bleed oooouuutttt :)!!!" And the AMOUNT OF TIMES WE QUOTE THAT ONE. IS SO MUCH AUSJSJSJSDJXJXJDJ
Other moments that live in our brain rent free include but r not limited to That time Ethan was singing Mark's songs in the car ("I don't gonna VOOOOOOOTE"), That time Ethan started singing fuckin Eminem out of nowhere, and the egg toss scene where Mark threatens to kill Ethan (THIS one we can find a video of easily here it is). Oh also that one bit where Ethan was fucking.... Just talking nonsense which narrows it down very little actually. but he was saying shit like "Have You Ever Been Bitten by a Frog? Have you ever been bitten by a Log? Have you ever been bitten by a Dog? Have you ever been bitten,,, By The Fog??" that scene fucking kills us FJFJDJDJFJD
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HI HELLO!! (this is a month old im so sorry hkjh) I ALSO MISS IT HKJGH it was such a good concept, i love the meaningfulness of life and death behind the channel, contrasted with the silliest fuckin videos imaginable, i thought it was so fun?? let's try new things! let's be weird and wild EVERYDAY!! it doesn't need to be complex, we can just shoot the shit because theres still worth in the mundane moments, and our time on earth is limited anddd my god i think its so nice hgkjh <33
THE FIRST VIDEO IS SO FUCKING ICONIC HJHGKF to think of making breakfast with sex toys in the first place, the execution, the GUY WHO SHOWS UP AND THEIR FUCKING PANIC THATS SO FUNNY HKJHG
QUOTES YOU CAN HEAR AS YOU READ THEM KJHGG, "Mark, what's the main ingredient! In sepfruary desperation tanker :)" unplugging the tub like, Ethan oh no hkjhg… Ethan noooo…
i don't think i remember that one but my god hkjhg i will bleed ooooouuuttttt :)!!
I LOVE THE SINGING IT'S DEAR TO ME hkjg suddenly just "TOAST!" in the middle of the lyrics like HGKJH I DON'T THINK THATS RIGHT BUT I HAVENT DONE ENOUGH OF HEIST TO DISPUTE IT HKGJH
"knees weak, arms are heavy, mom's spaghetti... HES NERVOUS,,!!!!"
"I get to kill you now!! I'm going to kill you!! :)" HAKJSH THE THREATENING AURA...
I KNOW THAT LAST ETHAN QUOTE BUT I DONT REMEMBER FROM WHICH VIDEO HKJHG but i know the exact intonation he's saying it in hkjhg
personally enjoyed like, basically every time they sang, and also like. so many ethan moments hkjh i was an unus for real <33
i was still singing the disclaimer song for like, MONTHS after unus annus ended hkjh "Don't try this at home~ If you do you might dieee~!!" and the dance of italy still makes me laugh and the drive to camp with vocal warm ups were REALLY FUN, reminds me of my choir days <33 also "diggin my friend a grave~!! DIGGIN MY FRIEND A GRAVE~!!!!!!"
THE DRUM DATE DO YALL REMEMBER THE DRUM DATE?? theres a point where it actually sounds surprisingly good and im INCREDIBLY FOND OF THEM JAMMING OUT hfhj
this clip of ethan in the hot tub burbling is me whenever im in ANY water source ever hfjgj
im also fond of the real sensory deprivation tank experience, that was really fun getting to see the real deal compared to the. bathtub hkjhg
"Siri, call us daddy." "I couldn't find a father in your contacts" [TWIN LOOKS OF AGHAST SHOCK] FUCKGIJGN????? OH MY GOD... FUCK, MAN HGKJH
"a ski... skee... skipple... skiiiir... skirtle... skrittle... A SKITTLE!! no wait..." <- BIG FUCKIN MOOD HKGJH
i think the last video (other than the stream) that i rewatched from them was Ethan Teaches Gymnastics because i really do love just Ethan showing off all the moves he knows. COMPETENT GYMNAST!! THE BACKFLIP GUY HKJGH <333 the part where ethan talks about having to see how many fingers his instructor was holding up and mark flipping him off was really funny to me hgkjh that video holds a place in my heart hkjgh
ohhh theres probably so much more but these are what i remember hkjh <33 thank you for asking this, and thank you for sharing your favorites too hehehe!!! :3 <33 <22 i love reminiscing about this, i miss this channel jhkjgh <333 memento mori!!! :D
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mercymermaid ¡ 4 months ago
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oh boy shadows of agony was a wild wild ride
here’s my insanely long live reaction
warning: spoilers
OKAY SHADOWS OF AGONY
SAW THE COMMENTS
ONLY PNE COMMENT
BUT MARK CAMEOOO
APAPRENTLY
afton sweetie i think the guy is dead
oh! i see!
ykw won’t judge everyone needs a helping hand sometimes
oh a bomb
down goes freddy fazbear’s
YEAHHH MARK ‼️
someone get bonnie his sprinkles
what is he doing 💀
is he gonna sing some emo song about “wow look at what i’ve become goddamn i hate life ilove life” because that’s what this scene is looking like
IS HE SLICING OFF HIS OWN HANDS?
HUH
HELLO
AGONY YEAH VERY
oh yeah no explanation thanks
IS THAT NATEWANTSTOBATTLE 😱
BRO THEY GOT THE WHOLE GANG UP IN HEREEEE
YEAH NATEEEE
chew on that pizza hut
and then he drops it
foxy you dumb bitch where are you going
OH HE DID SLICE OFF HIS OWN HANDS
WTF 💀
WHY
GOOD LORD WHY
I WISH WE HAD THE EMO SONG INSTEAD
how are you gonna edit out the messy parts without hands
also that is not matpat’s voice hello
WAIT DID THEY LET BABY OUT
WOOHOOOO
YEAHHH BABY BOSS FIGHT
wait
hold on
hold on
so if
in the fnaf musical
which comes after this whole fucking mess
he has hands
whose hands is he using
WAIT.
im thinking too hard about this
he either stole the inspector’s hands and connected them to his own, so when he’s taken in for interrogation if anything, his fingerprints are different than the ones that killed the inspector
but he’s wearing gloves??
did he get prosthetics later on or did they just not plan ahead
did he get so emo he decided to take his own hands
good lord
oh that is not matpat’s voice 💀
“who left all this garbage in my office?” glitchtrap: 🧍
“two miserable monsters” kys glitchtrap
“what are you?!” funny that both times he’s yelled this phrase (og musical and agony) he’s being assaulted by a psycho rabbit
WHY IS GLITCHTRAP KILLING AFTON HELPPP
WHAT DID BRO DO TO YOU HE LITERALLY MADE YOU
“you’re not william afton”
huh
glitchtrap is your memory ass
or have we been trolled this entire fucking time
hollddddddd onnnnnnn
YEAH GO BABY
how is bro gonna use a chainsaw while lacking hands
HE’S SO FUCKING HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC HELPPPPPPPPPPP
this is why we don’t cut off our hands chat 🥰
the tech’s face of :O right before being whacked is golden
“he has too much to hide” so this IS william afton?
what if this is michael afton
and all this time michael just went “oh yeah killing people? family business, dream career”
but
elizabeth
she’s william’s niece
and called him william in web of lies
and everyone else calls him william afton
did william die and michael coincidentally looked enough like him to take his identity?
NO MORE CRYING ONLY CHAOS
GOOOO SWEETIEEEEE
the glowing eyes still have me gagged
are we sure we wanna do this ☝️🤓
im sorry im being mean
bring back non voiced-over scenes
bb being used as bait :(
YEAH GO LIZZIE
can’t wait to see the blooper reel for this tbh
oh sorry *lizzY
oh and then not-voiced-over?
pick a type random encounters please
vanny!
*vanne!
magic scissors and chair is crazy
INVISIBLE VANNYYYY
“everyone is my enemy” okay edgelord
okay so vanny does not like glitchtrap
who would’ve thunk it
“escaped?!? ?!?” web of lies: 👁️👄👁️
therapytrap
HELPPPP SHE’S SO GUILTY
OHHH
or she doesn’t remember a thing from web of lies somehow
the actor change doesn’t symbolize a new character bc she escaped through the window
so she’s quoting afton as a cute little callback orrrrr they both know lizzy let him escape (in that case vanny would be beating her ass nvm)
probably a callback
okay so i’m just dumb
yeah she regrets the entirety of web of lies
lizzy is an icon
YESS GIRLBOSS VANNY ILYYYYYYY
“not if i get into his head” YES EAT EAT EAT OUGHHHHJJJ YESSIRRRRR
or
is she manipulating lizzy
bc we all saw what happened in monster in your head
unless that was vanny being manipulated by glitchtrap and now she’s repaying the favor
why is this so fnaf lore core
what is he pondering so heavily about
she doesn’t even care that she killed eggs 😭 she’s here for her silly robots
i love how animated and expressive glitchtrap is
is this all a joke to you
icon
“fear is like a hammer. with a hammer and a couple nails, you can build an empire, or pry away the pieces that just won’t fit. the nails don’t know what they’re making, whether it’s good or bad, they only know the weight of the hammer.”
okay i hate to say it but that line ate
“i’m a results-oriented kind of guy” oh fuck off
a twisted bear monster
bear?
as in afton’s suit?
toxic grudge with the humans
bro who did what to you glitchtrap
glitch maybe you were entrapped bc your shitty therapy made things worse idk tho
NO VANNNYYYY
also SONGGG TIMEEEE
VAMMY GLOTCHTRAP DUETTTTT
OHHHH THIS SONG SLAPSSSS
BUNNY BOSS FIGJT
OUGHHHHHHJHH THIS SOMG GOES HARDDDDDD
NO VANNY
okay op
famous last words glitchtrap
NO
VANNY
DID HE JUST FUCKING KILL HER
ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
BTDKUGDIUOGEROHITEBNOL
lizzy get his ass please
DAMN
THAT IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
okay that’s an interesting installment
how do i feel about that
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impider ¡ 1 year ago
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REPOST & LIST 6 SONGS THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE . / for ezra .
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ICON by jaden ━━ ❝ i am not a mayan, i'm a menace (menace) / it's wild, you can lie like a professor / i don't got the time to put you on the stretcher (stretcher) / i am here and i'm still flexing (flexing) / i am just an icon living / start a record label, msfts just did it, whoa / i'm high snob, cover five minutes, whoa / we are so hot in the business (woo) . ❞
DNA by kendrick lamar ━━ ❝ i got power, poison, pain and joy inside my dna / i got hustle though, ambition, flow inside my dna / i was born like this, since one like this, immaculate conception / i transform like this, perform like this, was yeshua new weapon . i don't contemplate, i meditate, then off your fucking head . ❞
FED UP by ghostemane ━━ ❝ wind up in the wrong mindset / might've wound up with the wrong set of friends / on a benzo bender withdrawal, never go back, no / say a prayer to someone who cares / ain't nobody listenin', or they left you on read again / never again will i put my faith in a religion / no god or satan gonna make me understand i'm dealt a bad hand . ❞
KNIFE TALK by drake , 21 savage , project pat ━━ ❝ smith & wesson, i'm 4L gang reppin' / we done baptized more niggas than a damn reverend (yeah) / kappa alpha, me and my gang, we do all the steppin' / who you checkin'? this fn shoot east to west end (gang) . ❞
D-DAY by agust d ━━ ❝ in a world full of hate / hatе is even more unnеcessary (okay) / lotus flowers bloom brilliantly even in mud / a feeling of inferiority, self-loathing compared to others / aim your gun at these things starting today (yeah, yeah, yeah) . what are you? break the limits, man . ❞
WORST BEHAVIOR by drake ━━ ❝ fuck you bitch, i'm more than high / my momma probably hear that and be mortified / this ain't the son you raised who used to take the acura / 5 a.m. then go and shoot degrassi up on morningside / for all the stuntin', i'll forever be immortalized / yeah, back and forth across the border line / hate to leave the city, but i've got to do the overtime . ❞
& 6 QUOTES THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE.
❝ ❛ dear god , ❜ she prayed , ❛ let me be something every minute of every hour of my life. ❜ ❞ ━━ betty smith , a tree grows in brooklyn
❝ i am nothing special ; just a common man with common thoughts , and i've led a common life . there are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten . but in one respect i have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived : i've loved another with all my heart and soul ; and to me , this has always been enough . ❞ ━━ nicholas sparks , the notebook
❝ do you think there's a difference ? between belonging with and belonging to ? ❞ ━━ jenny han , to all the boys i've loved before
❝ have you ever hoped for something ? and held out for it against all the odds ? until everything you did was ridiculous ? ❞ ━━ ali shaw , the girl with glass feet
❝ do not despise your own place and hour . every place is under the stars , every place is the center of the world . ❞ ━━ john burroughs , studies in nature and literature
❝ i believe in love . i believe in hard times and love winning . i believe marriage is hard . i believe people make mistakes . i believe people can want two things at once . i believe people are selfish and generous at the same time . i believe very few people want to hurt others . i believe that you can be surprised by life. i believe in happy endings . ❞ ━━ isabel gillies, happens every day : an all - too - true story
tagged by : @spidersiren ( HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY ) tagging : @novaragno , @arachstar , @arachnidiots , @chimugukuru , @imsobrooklyn + highly encourage anyone else !
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winderlylandchime ¡ 1 year ago
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Hello, happy Monday. I am here to provide a tiny update on my brother’s Halloween costume. Because obviously the man went an extra mile. He went to the store yesterday after we got home for some last minute shopping and you guys, he bought condoms. Bunch of condoms. And because he did get a tiny bit worried that my friends are, and I quote “fake gay and wouldn’t know the icon Brian Kinney” (keep in mind he is in a robe for one costume and a suit for the other) he decided to print out a bunch of tiny pictures of Brian in the robe and Brian at prom. And he made it look like a business card. So basically it was two photos one by the other on one side and on the other side he wrote ‘Brian Kinney’ and under it ‘the face of God’ and then under that it said ‘no excuses, no apologies, no regrets.’ So that was basically his costume. He briefly considered writing down some of Brian’s lines and only speaking to people by quoting him but he ran out of time (thank god). And since this neighbor lives like two houses down, the suit stayed at home. Anyway he knocked on the door in a robe (he wore shorts underneath!!!) with the coffee carafe (it had actual coffee inside that he drank throughout the furst half of the party) and when my neighbor opened the door, he immediately pulled out a condom and the fake business card to give it to her. And he did that to literally everyone! Some people recognized it after they saw the “business card” but only the neighbor who turned 50 a few weeks ago recognized it immediately and my brother gave him two condoms bc ‘one is a requirement and the other is a reward for being awesome.’ And then halfway through the party one of the neighbors was like ‘where did your brother go?’ And I had no clue where he was and then like 10 minutes later he walked in the house dressed in the suit with the white scarf and i was standing next to the neighbor who recognized his costume and this fucker walks up to us and looks at me and i could just tell that he was thinking of the Brian/Daphne scene and that he really wanted to quote it (he watched the ep again before we left for research). And he made this grossed out face and went ‘ugh…you being my sister ruins everything because i was going to ask *does exaggerated air quotes* your date for a dance.’ And then him and the guy went to dance. EXCEPT the song that was playing was Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas and he was dressed as Brian at prom and the neighbor was dressed as Freddie Mercury in Break Free and honestly seeing that happen gave me at least 10 extra years to my life. My whole family was laughing at the videos of them dancing because at first they tried to do the slow dance since they obviously knew it but the song didn’t fit and when my brother TRIED to dip Freddie, his fucking wig flew off and my brother went ‘oh shit. My bad Mr Mercury’ and then put his wig back on but it was backwards and they were both laughing too hard to continue their slow dance to the upbeat song. So obviously that didn’t work. So they started to dance in a really bad way because my brother is still not 100%, so by accident he was doing a great Gale dancing impression and my neighbor started to really badly twerk while dressed as Freddie. And later while we were talking, “Freddie” goes ‘quick question, how come you didn’t put fake blood over the scarf?’ And my brother looked as him as if he just kicked a puppy in front of him and in a very soft voice went ‘too soon, man. Too soon.’ And one other neighbor who doesn’t know qaf went ‘apologize now! Look what you did! He looks like hes about to cry!’ So that was kinda how the party went. Thankfully by now everyone in the neighborhood (mind you it’s not that many people. Maybe 20-25ish people all together?) knows that he is obsessed with qaf and Brian so at least they weren’t freaked out by him and probably even expected some bullshit. Which he obviously delivered.
Oh my goodness! This totally made my Monday morning!
I love that he had business cards and condones and an actual carafe of coffee. I love the idea of prom!Brian dancing with Freddie Mercury (and I’m very glad he didn’t say to you “looking good [name] I’d fuck you” and I am dyingggg over the question and his reaction to “why didn’t you put blood on the scarf.”
I’ve never done a qaf inspired Halloween costume. This is new levels of fandom unlocked.
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xanthippe74 ¡ 3 years ago
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Drarry microfic: Foolproof
Well, this microfic certainly got out of hand. Here’s 1K of banter-y dialogue, inspired by the iconic Obi-Wan Kenobi quote, “Who’s more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?” and Bucky Barnes’ list of names in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Thanks to @skeptiquewrites for reading this through for me.
“We’re going to get arrested.”
“No, we’re not! Calm down. We’ll be in and out in five minutes if you keep your head.”
“So sorry. Unlike you, Potter, I don’t have experience with larceny. Or breaking-and-entering.”
“This is neither of those. This is… liberation. Okay, two minutes until they lower the wards to switch guards. Be ready.”
“I’m ready to be in my nice, warm bed, revising for our Detainment and Arrest Procedures exam. I didn’t spend months convincing the Ministry to let me into the Auror Trainee programme to get kicked out now.”
“Malfoy, you won’t, I promise. This is a foolproof plan. Slip in, find the right paddock, cut the lock off, and go on our merry way.”
“You’re certain the wards will let us out? Absolutely certain?”
“For the fifteenth time, yes! Staff and visitors need to be able to get out quickly if they’re attacked, so the wards are one-way.”
“What deranged idiot would want to visit the Department of Magical Creatures detention compound anyway? I don’t care if the creatures are supposedly shackled or caged or individually warded. They’re here because they attacked someone.”
“Not always. Buckbeak didn’t, so we’re going to rescue him. Don’t give me that look, Malfoy! It was hardly worse than a cat scratch third year, and you had it coming. All right, that was the new guard Apparating in. Make for that shed in three… two… one… GO!”
“Okay, we’re in, Potter. Now let me catch my breath for a moment before we continue this suicide mission.”
“Not keeping up with the sprinting part of the exercise regimen?”
“Shut up. You’re not the one carrying the bag. What in Merlin’s name is in here—bricks?”
“No, just a Muggle bolt cutter and some tins of herring fillets in mustard sauce. What? They’re Buckbeak’s favourite, and I thought he might be hungry. Now come on, will you?”
“This place is like a labyrinth. He could be on the far side of the compound for all we know. Even with that Point-Me spell, it’s going to be hard to— Oh, there he is.”
“Right where I was told he’d be. But thanks for having so much faith in me, Malfoy.”
“Wait, who told you where his paddock is?”
“Luna. The Scamanders have full access to this place. For research. She’s the one who told me that Buckbeak’s here and how to release him.”
“No offence to Luna, but I don’t think of her as a strategic mastermind.”
“Nope, that would be Ron. He helped me plan this.”
“So why isn’t he the one breaking into a secure Ministry facility with you? Seems like just the sort of thing Gryffindors do to liven up a dull Tuesday night.”
“Because you said you wanted to make amends to the ones you’d wronged. And I saw Buckbeak on that little list you carry around.”
“You saw— Potter! Have you been rummaging through my locker? What the fuck?”
“No, it fell out of your pocket one day. It wasn’t hard to figure out what you’re doing by which names are on it. Glad to see you’ve crossed off a fair few of them. Now get those bolt cutters out. You’re going to approach him—properly this time—and cut the padlock off the shackle.”
“If I get mauled again, you’ll face the wrath of my mother. And she’s not a witch to be trifled with.”
“Oh, I know, Malfoy, I know. Now make a deep bow to the nice Hippogriff. Don’t forget to hold eye contact until he bows back… That’s it.”
“It’s been five minutes. My eyeballs are shrivelling up. I don’t think he’s going to do it.”
“He’s making you work for it, that’s all. And it’s been thirty seconds. Be patient. There! You did it. Now get in there.”
“Uh, Potter, I don’t like the way he’s looking at me. Maybe you should do this.”
“I’m not the one making amends. Hello, my old friend. Heard you were making a nuisance of yourself at some old toff’s trout pond. We just need to remove the shackle, okay? I’ve got a snack for you once it’s off. Malfoy! Stop dawdling! The guards do make rounds, you know!”
“For fuck’s sake. Why didn’t you mention that? All right. Here I go.”
“Shit.”
“What?”
“I think I see someone’s Lumos coming this way. Put some muscle into it, will you?”
“You think this is easy? Okay, it’s off. Run, Potter!”
“Too late! We’re going to have to fly out. Climb up!”
“How?”
“Here, I’ll boost you. Grab onto his feathers and then straddle him like one of those fancy horses you said you rode growing up. Hurry, goddammit!”
“Abraxans aren’t for riding, you pillock, unless you want to break your neck. Which I would like to do to you right now. Ahhh! I don’t think Hippogriffs enjoy having their feathers pulled, Potter! That was definitely a growl.”
“No, I’m sure that was a perfectly friendly expression of gratitude. Now pull me up in front of you. Okay, Buckbeak, off we go. Hold onto my waist, Malfoy, or you’re going to fall off the back.”
“I am holding on! What the hell are you holding onto?”
“Feathers.”
“Fuck! No, no, no. This is a bad idea! A terrible, terrible idea. We should have Apparated away.”
“And leave our magical signatures for them to find? That was the entire point of using bolt cutters instead of a severing spell, dummy. What kind of Auror Trainee are you?”
“Not one who’s planning a life of crime, apparently. Oh, fuck! We left the bag! It’s still in the paddock!”
“It’s fine. I planned that.”
“Salazar, why? Why would you leave evidence behind?”
“Didn’t you notice that it was Zack Smith’s gym bag? Monogrammed with his initials and also containing his class notes?”
“Potter… You’re—”
“Framing the arse who’s been tormenting you since the first day of Auror training? Yeah, I am, Malfoy.”
“Bloody hell. Remind me to buy Weasley a drink. Or maybe a house.”
“Oh, that won’t be necessary. It was my idea. But I’ll happily let you buy me a drink, if you like.”
“Fine, I’ll buy you a drink. If only because this daft plan of yours worked.”
“Not daft. Foolproof.”
Written for the @drarrymicrofic prompt, “fool.”
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marvelgeeklikestowrite ¡ 3 years ago
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Okay so I recently finished reading Red White and Royal Blue and I am freaking in love with it.
Some of my favourite bits from the book (spoilers):
1. "So is that what’s happening now?” Alex says “Has he decided to finally shut me up by wooing my sister?”
“Aw, little buddy,” Nora says “It’s cute how you think everything is about you.”
“It should be, honestly.”
“That’s the spirit.”
2.Alex still doesn’t really know what kept drawing him back, only that he would sneak into June’s room and find the page and touch his fingertips to the boy’s hair as if he could somehow feel its texture if he imagined it hard enough.
Alex, honey, I don't know how to tell you this but that sounds kinda gay.
3. “Am I offending you? Sorry, I’m not obsessed with you like everyone else. I know that must be confusing for you.”
“Do you know what?” Henry says. “I think you are.”
Alex’s mouth drops open, while the corner of Henry’s turns smug and almost a little mean.
“Only a thought,” Henry says, tone polite. “Have you ever noticed I have never once approached you and have been exhaustively civil every time we’ve spoken? Yet here you are, seeking me out again.” He takes a sip of his champagne.
“Simply an observation.”
“What? I’m not—” Alex stammers. “You’re the—”
“Have a lovely evening, Alex,” Henry says tersely and turns to walk off.
Again Alex read the para before. You are obsessed with him, mijo.
4. He hears Henry mutter slowly, “Oh my fucking Christ.” He registers dimly that it’s the first time he’s ever heard the prince swear before the flash from someone’s camera goes off.
Sweetie, you just caused an international incident. Maybe worry about your crush, sorry arch-nemesis later?
5. “As your mother, I can appreciate that maybe this isn’t your fault, but as the president, all I want is to have the CIA fake your death and ride the dead-kid sympathy into a second term.”
Dear God, this whole family is dramatic 😂
6.“Look,” Zahra says, “Both sides need to come out of this looking good, and the only way to do that is to make it look like your little slap-fight at the wedding was some homoerotic frat bro mishap, okay? So, you can hate the heir to the throne all you want, write mean poems about him in your diary, but the minute you see a camera, you act like the sun shines out of his dick and you make it convincing.”
Zahra is the icon, the moment.
7. Nora says. “Sworn enemies forced to make peace to settle tensions between their countries? There’s something totally Shakespearean about it.``
“Shakespearean in that hopefully I’ll get stabbed to death,” Alex says.
Maybe if you ask Zahra nicely she'll do it for you.
8. Hey, what do you think Zahra put on my fact sheet?”
“Hmm,” Nora says, sucking her teeth. “Favorite summer Olympic sport: rhythmic gymnastics—”
“I’m not ashamed of that.”
“Favorite brand of khakis: Gap.”
“Listen, they look best on my ass. The J. Crew ones wrinkle all weird. And they’re not khakis, they’re chinos. Khakis are for white people.”
“Allergies: dust, Tide laundry detergent, and shutting the fuck up.”
“Age of the first filibuster: nine, at SeaWorld San Antonio, trying to force an orca wrangler into early retirement for, quote, ‘inhumane whale practices.’”
“I stood by it then, and I stand by it now.”
More of June and Nora roasting the shit out of Alex.
9. “I’m going to throw up on you,” Alex says as soon as Henry is close enough to hear him.
“Hello, Alex,” Henry says. “You look …sober.”
“Only for you, Your Royal Highness,” he says
“You’re too kind,” Henry says.
“This is idiotic,” Alex says, grasping Henry’s hand, “Let’s get it over with.”
“I’d rather be waterboarded,” Henry says. His eyes are big and soft and blue, and
he desperately needs to be punched in one of them. (sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth) “Your Country could probably arrange that.”
Alex throws his head back and laughs handsomely, loud and false. “Go fuck yourself.”
“Hardly enough time,” Henry says
10. He finds Luna in his office, horn-rimmed reading glasses doing nothing to detract from his usual appearance of a movie star who tripped and fell sideways into politics. Alex has always suspected the soulful brown eyes and perfectly groomed stubble and dramatic cheekbones won back any votes Luna lost by being both Latino and openly gay.
How this boy ever thought he was anything but bi surmounts me
11. He clutches his chest. “You wound me.”
“You exhaust me.”
“I enchant you.”
“I’ll call security.”
“Fair enough.”
Luna and Alex <3
12. It’s meticulously scheduled by Shaan, with whom Alex is slightly obsessed, especially when
Henry texts him things like, Did I tell you Shaan has a motorbike? or Shaan is on the phone with Portugal.
Zahra would concur with Alex’s obsession with Mr. Shaan Srivastava
13 Alex rolls his eyes and sends back, the harrowing struggle of managing the empire’s blood money.
Henry’s response comes a minute later.
That was actually the crux of the meeting—I’ve tried to refuse my share of the crown’s money. Dad left us each more than enough, and I’d rather cover my expenses with that than the spoils of, you know, centuries of genocide. Philip thinks I’m being ridiculous.
14. Alex: “Put the turkeys in my room.”
Also, Alex: That night, as Alex stares into the cold, pitiless eyes of a prehistoric beast of prey, he has a few regrets.
THEY KNOW, he texts Henry. THEY KNOW I HAVE ROBBED THEM OF FIVE-STAR ACCOMMODATIONS TO SIT IN A CAGE IN MY ROOM, AND THE MINUTE I TURN MY BACK THEY ARE GOING TO FEAST ON MY FLESH.
15 . “Um,” he says. “How do you get a turkey to gobble?”
“Try gobbling,” Henry says, “and see if he gobbles back.”
Alex blinks. “Are you serious?”
“We hunt loads of wild turkeys in the spring,” Henry says sagely. “The trick is to get into the mind of the turkey.”
“How the hell do I do that?”
“So,” Henry instructs. “Do as I say. You have to get quite close to the turkey, like, physically.”
Alex leans toward the wire bars. “Okay.”
“Make eye contact with the turkey. Do you have it?”
Alex follows Henry’s instructions in his ear “Yeah.”
“Right, now hold it,” Henry says. “Connect with the turkey, earn the turkey’s trust ... befriend the turkey...”
“Okay...”
“Buy a summer home in Majorca with the turkey...”
“Oh, I fucking hate you!” Alex shouts as Henry laughs at his own idiotic prank and his indignant flailing startles a loud gobble out of Cornbread, which in turn startles a very unmanly scream out of Alex. “Goddammit! Did you hear that?”
“Sorry, what?” Henry says. “I’ve been stricken deaf.”
16. “I thought you’d kill me in a more personal way. Silk pillow over my face, slow and gentle suffocation. Just you and me. Sensual.”
“Ha. Well.” Henry coughs.
Alex, please. You are killing him!
17. “Oh my God, this is like all those romantic comedies where the girl hires a male escort to pretend to be her wedding date and then falls in love with him for real.”
“That is not at all what this is like.”
18. “Look, you should have invited him yourself!” June says, “It’s really nice you’re making friends who aren’t us. Remember last year when Nora and I were both out of the country for a week, and you almost got a tattoo?”
“I still think we should have let him get a tramp stamp.”
“It wasn’t going to be a tramp stamp,” Alex says hotly. “You were in on this, weren’t you?”
“You know I love chaos,” Nora tells him serenely.
“I have friends who aren’t y’all,” Alex says.
“Who, Alex?” June says. “Literally who?”
Jeez Nora, don’t call him out like that.
19.He has maybe wanted to kiss Henry for a while. As in, probably this whole time.
He ticks off another list in his head. Henry. Shaan. Liam. Han Solo. Rafael Luna and his loose collars.
Finally Alex's brain has decided to join the program.
20. “Do you mind?” Henry has the nerve to say.
“Shut your face,” Alex says
“You’re not going to kill him, are you?” she says.
“Probably not,” Alex tells her.
“What on God’s earth are you doing?” Henry demands.
“Shut up, shut all the way up, oh my God,” Alex hisses.
“Should we—”
“What?”
“I mean, er, should we, I dunno, slow down?” Henry says, cringing so hard at himself that one eye closes. “Go for dinner first, or—”
Alex is actually going to kill him.
“We just had dinner.”
“Right. I meant—I just thought—”
“Stop thinking.”
“Yes. Gladly.”
“I’m going to die,” Henry says helplessly.
“I’m going to kill you,” Alex tells him.
“Yes, you are,” Henry agrees.
21.“I don’t suppose you’ll be anywhere near Kensington anytime soon?”
“That shithole?” he says with a wink. “Not if I can help it.”
“Oi,” Henry says. He’s grinning now. “That’s disrespect of the crown, that is. Insubordination. I’ve thrown men in the dungeons for less.”
Alex turns, walking backward toward the car, hands in the air. “Hey, don’t threaten me with a good time.”
22. “Hey, Henry, say the name of the house you’re staying at again.”
Pez turns the camera to catch Henry in a half smile.
“Llwynywermod.”
“One more time.”
“Llwynywermod.”
Alex groans. “Jesus.”
Alex is whipped.
23. O,fathers of my bloodline! O, ye kings of olde! Take this crown from me, bury me in my ancestral soil. If only you had known the mighty work of thine loins would be undone by a gay heir who likes it when American boys with chin dimples are mean to him.
Alex is not the only one who is dramatic.
24 . He notices David Beckham in a well-tailored suit—once again, how had he convinced himself he was straight?
We have been asking that question all along Alex.
25. He snatches a shirt and boxers at random from the floor, shoves them at Henry’s chest, and points him toward the closet. “Get in there.”
“Quite,” he observes.
“Yes, we can unpack the ironic symbolism later. Go,” Alex says, and Henry does.
26. Ellen: Finally my son is not going to cause any international incidents
Alex: " I kind of … met somebody.”
“It’s, uh,” he interrupts her. “It’s Henry.”
“Henry…?”
“Yeah, Henry.”
“Henry, as in … the prince?”
“Yes.”
“Of England?”
“Yes.”
“So, not another Henry?”
“No, Mom. Prince Henry. Of Wales.”
27. The first slide says: SEXUAL EXPERIMENTATION WITH FOREIGN MONARCHS: A GRAY AREA. Alex wonders if it’s too late to swan dive off the roof.
EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY: HEALTHY, BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND? She apologizes for not having time to come up with better titles. Alex actively wishes for the sweet release of death.
The one after is: FEDERAL FUNDING, TRAVEL EXPENSES, BOOTY CALLS, AND YOU.
28. “Sorry,” Henry says. “I was looking for someone else.Handsome, petulant, short, not pleasant until after ten a.m.? Have you seen him?”
“Fuck off, five-nine is average.”
"You and I both know you’re rounding up.”
29. “What about you?”
“What about me?” Henry says. “Christ, Alex. The whole bloody time.”
“The whole time?”
“Since the Olympics.”
“The Olympics?” Alex yanks Henry’s pillow out from under him. “But that’s, that’s like—”
“Yes, Alex, the day we met, nothing gets past you, does it?” Henry says, reaching to steal the pillow back. “‘What about you,’ he says, as if he doesn’t know—”
“Shut your mouth,” Alex says, grinning like an idiot.
Idiots, both of them.
30. He asked why I was so intent on disrespecting the traditions of the men of this family, and I truly think I dissociated straight (ha) out of the conversation, because I opened my blasted mouth and said, “Because I’m not like the rest of the men of this family, beginning with the fact that I am very deeply gay, Philip.”
Eat shit Philip. Go Henry!
31. “I am your mother. I was your mother before I was ever the president, and I’ll be your mother long after, to the day they put me in the ground and beyond this earth. You are my child."
I fucking love Ellen Claremont, first woman President of the United States of America
32 . “Look, I’m only going to say this once, and if you ever repeat it, I’ll have you kneecapped.” She drops her hand, fixing him with a glare that manages to be both chilly and fond. “I’m rooting for you, okay?”
“Wait. Zahra. Oh my God. I just realized. You’re … my friend.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Zahra, you’re my mean friend.”
“Am not.”
Aww Zahra, you care for him! Alex I know you are happy about it but maybe don't tick her off when you have royally fucked up?
33."You can take your legacy and your decorum and you can shove it up your fucking arse,Philip. I’m done.”
Philip deserves a punch to his stupid face.
33. “So, uh,” Alex attempts. “Are you two in a fight now?”
Zahra looks at him. “No. Why would you think that?”
“Oh. I just thought because—”
“It’s fine,” Shaan says, still typing on his iPhone. “This is why we set rules about the personal-slash-professional lines at the outset of the relationship. It works for us.”
“If you want a fight, you should have seen it when I found out he had known about you two all along,” Zahra says. “Why do you think I got a rock this big?”
“It usually works for us,” Shaan amends.
“Yep,” Zahra agrees. “Plus, we banged it out last night.” Without looking up, Shaan meets her hand in a high five.
They deserve their own book!
34. “Nobody’s saying you don’t deserve to be happy,” Philip cuts in. “First love makes everyone mad—it’s foolish to throw away your future because of one hormonal decision based on less than a year of your life when you were barely in your twenties.”
Henry looks Philip square in the face and says, “I’ve been gay as a maypole since the day I came out of Mum, Philip.”
Again fuck Philip! And damn H!
35. “Of course they do, Mum. Of course the bloody Tories in Kensington and the Brexit fools don’t want it. That’s not the point. Are you so determined to believe nothing could change?
That nothing should change? We can have a real legacy here, of hope, and love, and change. Not the same tepid shite and drudgery we’ve been selling since World War II—”
“You will not speak to me this way,” Queen Mary says icily,
“No respect. Never an ounce of respect for the sanctity—”
“Or, perhaps I should bring some of my concerns to Parliament?” Catherine says, leaning in to lower her voice right in Queen Mary’s face. “You know, I do think Labour is rather finished with
the old guard. I wonder, if I were to mention those meetings you keep forgetting about, or the names of countries you can’t quite keep straight, if they might decide that forty-seven is perhaps enough years for the people of Britain to expect you to serve?”
The tremor in the queen’s hand has doubled. “You wouldn’t dare.”
“Wouldn’t I, Mum? Would you like to find out? “Look at them, Mum. They’re not props of a legacy. They’re my children. And I swear on my life, and Arthur’s, I will take you off the throne before I will let them feel the things you made me feel.”
Catherine is amazing. The breakdown of the British monarchy in this book is a joy to read.
36. “Ellen,” Nora practically yells. The room goes silent, and Nora freezes, realizing. “Uh. Ma’am. Mom-in-law. Please, just. You need to read this.”
Nora saves the day!
37. “You are,” he says, “the absolute worst idea I’ve ever had.”
38.“Alex,” Henry tells him, “I can’t move to New York.”
Bea looks up. “Why not?”
“Because I’m the prince of—” Henry looks over at her and gestures at the Orangery, at Kensington, sputtering. “Here!”
Wow H, quite the Wordsworth.
39.“So … you’re afraid of wearing anything too flashy for your first post-coming-out trip home, on account of Texans’ delicate hetero sensibilities?”
Why is Nora fictional?
40. History, huh? Bet we could make some.
41. Do you feel forever about him?
42. "That’s the choice. I love him, with all that, because of all that. On purpose. I love him on purpose.”
43.I thought, this is the most incredible thing I have ever seen, and I had better keep it a safe distance away from me. I thought, if someone like that ever loved me, it would set me on fire.
And then, inexplicably, you had the absolute audacity to love me back. Can you believe it?
44. “I want you—”
“Then fucking have me.”
45. If there’s any legacy for me on this bloody earth, I want it to be true.
46. As a kid, he dreamed of love like it was a fairytale, as if it would come sweeping into his life on the back of a dragon one day. When he got older, he learned about love as a strange thing that could fall apart no matter how badly you wanted it, a choice you make anyway. He never imagined it’d turn out he was right both times.
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imemeyoumemeweallmeme ¡ 4 years ago
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Iconic Markiplier Quotes as Starters
“According to the colors of the rainbow: Fuck off!”
"What a bunch of ass baloney!"
“Goodie, goodie, gumdrops.“
"OH NO THE PORN IS GONE!"
"Bitch, I'm fabulous!"
"Bing bong, bing bong, here comes my ding dong!"
"FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER!"
"JESUS BALLS AND ASS CRACK!"
"GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU!“
"It's so peaceful and pretty I think I'm going to vomit."
"Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost."
"Oh, I'm so boned! I’m so strongly boned!“
"To infini-nope and beyond."
"Can we do it? No we can't! ...Maybe. I don't know, I'm not very committed to this decision, but whatever."
"I want to dance like an epileptic squid on acid."
"F you in the A and have a nice day!"
"Stork flies out of your vagina? Isn't that how it works? Just, BWAKAAAAW! and then all the sudden you have a baby! And a stork. Better feed that stork."
"Don't be nibblin' on my giblets."
"Let's just nope off to Fuckthatville!”
"Hello? Anyone else want to dance? ...I'm great at the tango! ...And the macarena!"
"I knew they would stab me in the back... I'll just have to stab them in the back... I'll stab them in the butt... That's what I'll do..."
“I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious.”
"Life's hard. Shouldn't you be too?"
"I don't wanna fuck an ant."
"Get on the bottom you basic bitch."
"What is every graveyard, but humanity's hall of fame."
“You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other, probably.”
“Sometimes you must reach beyond yourself to reach yourself within.. yourself.”
“Space is so fucking awesome.”
“I don't really know what's happening in the wider world, but I've been avoiding everybody.“
“I’m gonna take my thicc ass back to bed.”
“Measuring is for pussies, I am a penis.”
“Oranges are apples’ natural predators.”
"Ahck, fuck. I was in the middle  of swallowing."
"Hey, I learned the so boned skill from the time I was born."
“Why am I here, and how?”
“My mind lies? Yeah I know that. My mouth lies too.”
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starfanatic ¡ 4 years ago
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Iconic Quotes from This Justice League Group Chat Fic Im Reading
Clark: Hey B not related but Y does everyone hate you?
Bruce: I hated them first
Hal: Let’s talk about women!
Victor: You are trying way too hard to act straight
Barry: Rhymes >>>> everything in the world
Arthur: Hey don’t worry about it, Clark. At least you didn’t admit to having a threesome [referring to Bruce]
Bruce: 6. No more discussions about my sex life
Arthur: I agree with all of these
Hal: Except rule number 6
Diana: Yes number 6 does seem a little bit inconsiderate if i may say so
Barry: Well since most of the members seem to have a problem with number 6, i deem it reasonable to simply take out
Bruce: Are you fucking kidding me?
Diana: *messaging Bruce* Hello Darkness my old friend
Bruce: What do you want?
Barry: Not to be dramatic but they are cute together
Hal: whoa-ooohh CUTE???? bringing out the big words there Bar
Diana: Oh looks like the channel switched back to Hal & His Overuse Of Sarcasm
Bruce: Barry no offense but if you were falling off a cliff i think i’d get a picture
Diana: I’m still recovering from that “I would love to throw Diana under the bus”
Bruce: Shall I get Alfred to fetch you some tea while you recover
Diana: watch out for you balls next time you go to sleep smartass
Bruce: I do not sleep
Here's the Link everyone: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9985229/chapters/22303691
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Waxing poetic idea: virtuosity
First of all, what a concept for a waxing poetic, we love the pun, we love it all. Second of all, I have no idea just how long this has been sitting in my inbox, but better late than never, I suppose!
When I think virtuosity I generally think about music, so for the purposes of this post, I am going to focus on how Virtue and Moir are masters of musicality, as I can make a separate post about their general talent and skating skills.  
I truly believe that Tessa and Scott were (and continue to be) the most musically inclined ice dance team ever. It’s nothing new, but Paul MacIntosh their old coach has spoken before saying there as just something natural about them and their ear for music, Tracy Wilson commented on them  as juniors and early in senior as a team that really listened to their music and that they used their edges and knee bend to match the rhythm of the dance, etc. It was obvious that this team just had a certain ability and flow that went above and beyond what had been previously seen in the sport. 
They were ice dancing to music, not figure skating to background noise.
There was always an impression that music meant a lot to them, and the emotional connection they felt to music was very important, the program they hated the most (Malaguena) was because they didn’t chose it themselves, and the program they had the most trouble with emotionally (The Seasons) was because they also couldn’t form a connection and tried to force something. The stunning thing about Tessa and Scott’s skating is that nothing ever looks forced, it all seems to be placed and done to maximize their ability, the music, and the art of figure skating. So, cmplpete with hyperlinks as well as gif credit, lets get into it.
I say that Valse Triste is one of my favourite free dance of theirs, but I don’t think people get just how much. In terms of how much a song can be elevated by movement, VM did everything correct with Vale Triste. 
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This perfect moment in the beginning where the music is drawn out and sweeping and so their movements match perfectly, I just love the ina bauer moment right on that first long violin sound, followed by Tessa’s nice deep long edge and then another sweeping movement. Also, the last lift directly on the crescendo of the music, when Tessa raises her hands into the air when the silence holds, and then again, that lovely piece of silence  while Tessa is balancing on Scott and his squat. Then the last moment with Scott’s arms and the violin again... All of this matches the music so well, it very much feels like they had this choreographed already, and then Jean Sibelius wrote Valse Triste for them. So stunning.
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Umbrellas of Cherbourg was just a piece of mastery in terms of hitting musical highlights. The first lift was so effective, all the of the step sequences were musical and lilting and joyous. I also love the moment in this gif, the abandon in their movements echoes the abandon in the song as Catherine Deneuve sings “je ne peux pas, je ne peux pas” and it really does feel like they can’t help but move this way. I don’t need to understand French to feel it, they made the movement match the music so well that it becomes universal. Special shout out to the fucking stunning backwards inside edge they both hit as they go around the corner. *chefs kiss*
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What I also love about their virtuosity and their musicality is that they never really settled. They picked a very difficult piece of music for the Olympic year because it was the only music they felt any connection with. It was a hard program because they really took time to highlight the music, and the accents are quick and staccato. What’s stunning, is that I think anyone who watches/knows vm can perfectly hear the music that should be playing over the gif, and nothing else COULD be playing. So often, especially recently, I watch  ice dance programs if feels like any generic music could be on and it wouldn’t change much. Tessa and Scott could never. Every movement and every moment is deliberate and on theme.
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Tessa and Scott’s dance holds are a literal thing of beauty and should be studied. That doesn’t have much to do with what I am writing about currently, but I thought it needed to be said. Nights and Days is an all time favourite programs. We love a wango. I love the opening especially and how they go from a nice easy arm movement to two quick poses, then Tessa’s moment with that leg and giving that face, that hit the opening notes so well, only to have the music really begin with their leg kicks.
Let’s talk about how a waltz goes counterclock wise on a dance floor and is quick-quick-slow and Tessa and Scott started their program going counter clock wise around the rink, and having their movement begin slow-quick quick, slow-quick quick...because I’m never not thinking about it
There are so many moments in their free dance to Hip Hip Chin Chin that I desperately love and that I have yet to see gifs of it. Besides the stellar and iconic opening footwork, the coolest twizzles (accenting the drums with their transition into each twizzle), and some very cool lifts (I mean, hello temptation lift), I love the step sequences and the transitions in this program so much. Some favs include:
Tessa’s booty pop to the drums and her arm on “rhythm”
Tossing Scott and a literal hip hip chin chin
Hitting twizzles and free legs on beat
Tessa just in this moment and her arms
The “I can’t resist” moment and the silence as they just pull in on beat, throw their hand up on beat, and hug on the ice sensually 
That little kick they do in the step sequence right on the double beat
Anyway, that program is a fucking wonder and the fact they only did it once fully in competition is a small tragedy.
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Tessa’s twizzle from the Waltz goes on right on that stunning lick of effervescent music lives rent free in my head and will until I die.
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As does the extension and flair Tessa gets in this one small hand and arm movement. More character in this tiny little one second gif of carmen than in the entirety of Davis and White’s Notre-Damn that year, quote me.
Carmen, in and of itself, is so fascinating and intricate from a music standpoint, they hit all the moments so well. Tessa’s second leap into the air on the curve lift, the ending pose for the  twizzles, that rad as hell and incredibly difficult transition where Scott all but throws Tessa face first into the ice and she lands in a sort of lunge that took all season to perfect. I could go on.
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I truly am, one day, going to make a post about Dream a Little Dream and how it is the best short dance program ever performed. In terms of virtuosity it is unmatched. Again, it is that type of program where you can so easily hear the music playing the background because everything just...fits. I can hear Ella crooning “stars shining bright aboooove you” as Tessa rounds around Scott and his arms flow along with the melody. I also love the moment with “sycamore tree” and the transition there. Shout out also having the solo lady twizzle in the finnstep right on the boom of the music. There are too many moments to count. The whole program is magic.
Another special shout out to the latch step sequences and especially how they changed the diagonal step so that Tessa’s double twizzle hit right on the music and created such a moment. I also love the straight line lift and how with the changes made so it was timed perfectly to be in a moment of silence between lyrics. Tessa and Scott know how to use the moments of silence and stillness just as much as they know how to use the moments of intensity and attack.
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Moment of appreciation for the guitar lick during the rumba where they kick in as they get that chocktaw key point before the inside 3-turns. Iconic behavior.
What I love is that they dig deep into their music, really listen, and really try and make their movements and their program not only match the music, but elevate the music to the point where you hear things you maybe didn’t before because it never got highlight in that way before. 
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I love that they aren’t afraid to not only hit the big, in your face “rooooxaNNE” moment, but it’s that they chose to put it at the end of their twizzle sequence which needs perfect timing, perfect synchronicity, and perfect attack. Not to mention, the amazing head-head moment with the violin right after. But then! It’s not just the end of the twizzle sequence, because they also accent the music every where in between because the first set is on beat to the music as is the second set which leads into their arm transition in character and then we get the big moment. With Tessa and Scott, their musicality is such that they create these little micro pockets of moments amidst one giant moment that is their full program; because the twizzles fit perfectly in the program, but the twizzles also stand alone as their own moment of tension and release -- just magnificent.
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Off topic, but gosh it always amazes me just how fast they are going into and through this lift. As I’ve mentioned previously, it’s not just the big accents they are hitting, but the small ones as well. It took me half the season to realize there is a lovely little piano lick right as Tessa backflips and rises up into position, just as the music is rising along with her and once again, it just feels right.  No other teams owns the ice and owns their music quite like them. Because it’s not just that they are so musical, its that they have the ability to skate to all of these different types of music, and look at home in every single one. In that, they are objectively unparalleled.
When Tessa and Scott skate, it almost feels like the music is asking them to create something, and is ultimately grateful for them doing so.
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Honestly Jamie Tartt and Trent Crimm - an interview upon his return.
Interview written!! I tried with this but well Trent Crimm the independent is an icon and I am just fortunate enough to get to play with his character.
Enjoy!
Jamie knows that coming back isn’t as simple as turning up one day as much as he’d like it to be. It’s going to be hard work. He’s got teammates to rebuild bridges with, an ex to be friendly with, and to show his coaches he’s worth it. He knows all that and yet something still slipped his mind.
The fucking press.
It’s not that he doesn’t like the press. In fact, he loves the attention they lavish on him. Sometimes though, they get a bit too personal. He doesn’t want them poking around in his love life, or asking about his family. His mum didn’t sign up to be hounded by the press and he doesn’t want to inflict it on her. They can be real cocks about things as well. Losses, break-ups, affairs, why aren’t you this, why won’t you tell us that. Jamie’s mastered handling them. He knows how to crack a joke or some across as flirty. He knows the beauty of a good misdirect. He knows it means he comes across as an idiot sometimes. A loveable idiot. Better than when he’s caught off guard and starts chatting absolute shit. Like right now.
“Hello Jamie Tartt, returning to AFC Richmond.” Trent Crimm says, sliding his glasses off. Jamie wonders if this is some kind of penance. Maybe Miss Welton was ensuring he wouldn’t fuck about with Keeley. They’re sat in the press room because… well because AFC Richmond has fuck all private spaces.
“Trent Crimm.” He grounds out. After his last meeting with Trent, he’s a little wary. He really wants this all to work. He’s going to hold his tongue about any shitty comments.
“You seem nervous.” Trent says blandly. Jamie doesn’t reply. It feels like a trap. “Why don’t we get started?”
“What d’you wanna know?” Jamie asks. He knows full well every word about to come out of his mouth is going to be bullshit.
“Well, I’d love a direct quote on why you left Manchester City.” Trent says, pen at the ready. Jamie thinks about this.
���I just felt it had to.” He says. Trent raises an eyebrow and indicates a sort of ‘go on’ motion. When Jamie says nothing because he’s not getting into why he actually left, Trent squints for a moment.
“You said that it had to do with finding out George Harrison died.” Trent prompts. “Was it the realisation life is fleeting? Or was there more at play?” Jamie blinks and shit. What the fuck is he supposed to say?
“I guess there was more to it.” Jamie says and he’s not going to mention his dad. He knows it’ll get latched onto like a dog with a bone. “I suppose me playing for Richmond and then helping to relegate Richmond felt weird. We won the league but I could have been on a team getting relegated. Life’s like fickle.” Trent’s nodding as he jots it all down. Jamie thinks it’s not a half bad response.
“So you’ve returned to Richmond.” Trent states. “Why Richmond?” Okay this Jamie can answer.
“Because I need Richmond.” He says. “Ted’s a great coach and he makes me a better player.” Trent gives him a look that makes him feel like he’s stepped into a trap.
“Really, because previously you’ve said that Ted Lasso is a, and I’m quoting you here, ‘a rodeo clown’.” Trent says and cock, Jamie forgot about that interview. He shoves his hands deep into his pockets.
“Yeah because… he can be.” Jamie says. “Not in like a bad way, but his coaching is different. Like really different.” Trent can probably tell he’s bullshitting but Jamie’s not saying what a little shit he was. “It works.” He adds it a little helplessly.
“And coming back to Richmond, you don’t think there will be any difficulties?” Trent asks and Jamie’s wondering if he means that he’s out of practice. Trent is perceptive as shit it seems. “I’m referring of course to your fights with the team.” Jamie feels himself flush slightly.
“Oh yeah. I’m not, uh, the teams great.” He says flatly. “I wasn’t… I’m going to be a better teammate. Really show that I’m just one of eleven.” There’s a slight smile and twinkle in Trent’s eyes that says he remembers that line.
“You don’t think the issues will last?” Trent says, clearly fixed on this angle. Jamie isn’t sure what he wants to hear. That he doesn’t have a clue? That he’s probably going to have to go through weeks of people not wanting to be anywhere near him? That he knows it’s his fault?
“The team knows I’m going to do better. And they’ll see me do better.” Jamie reiterates. “So as long as they’re seeing that, it’s gonna be fine.” Trent nods, but it doesn’t seem to be the answer he wants. Not like he’s fishing for one but like he knows Jamie isn’t being honest. Shrewd fuck.
“Is there anything you’d like the readers to know or hear from you?” Trent asks. Jamie shakes his head.
“No.” He says meekly.
“Well, thank you Jamie Tartt.” Trent says, standing up. He shakes Jamie’s hand and Jamie feels like he’s missed something. Like what he’s said isn’t enough and Trent is going to come for him like he deserves. Fuck, Jamie thinks, would it kill him to be honest.
“I fucked up.” He says. Trent stops on his way out. He turns to Jamie, waiting for him to continue. “With Richmond. I was a prick. A… and I don’t think it really clicked for me how much of a prick I was. Or who I was turning into.” Jamie swallows thickly. “I’m really grateful to Ted for giving me a second chance. Because he didn’t have to. And I’m going to show that it wasn’t a mistake.” Jamie says it firmly. Enough that he almost believes it. Trent crosses his arms and nods. His smile makes Jamie think he’s done something right.
The article the next morning is titled- Return of the Prodigal Son: a tale of second chances.
Jamie thinks it isn’t half bad.
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nct-lian ¡ 4 years ago
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wayv’s relation to lian
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KUN + LIAN: LUN
they have the cutest little interactions ever :(
was one of the members that kun was most comfortable around at first
she made him feel so welcomed!
when nct 2018 appeared on weekly idol, lian was placed in the front
but she moved her chair over to kun’s side to be closer to him !!!!!!!
lun stans found dead
they go out to eat food together a lot :D
now that lian doesn’t feel the need to look over him anymore, he stepped in and is now a very good parental figure for her
he bought her an expensive ass ring for her birthday
him and johnny both being her dad: 🤝
kun has been arguing back and forth with chenle about lian’s chinese name
he loves the name xiuying for her :(
they hype each other up all the time !!
lian and kun had the best time with each other when filming from home
we got so many adorable clips of them :DDDD
when talking to each other they can’t pick a solid language
like they’re always switching between mandarin and korean
they also slip in a bit of english at times as well
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TEN + LIAN: LITEN
if kun is her dad then ten is her cool uncle
he lets her do whatever she wants
like he will just sit and watch as she teases the fUCK out of hyuck
HES TEACHING HER THAI
just like kun they switch between multiple languages in a conversation
they normally speak english with each other!
their fashion game is always on point.
no actually they literally wore matching shirts one time
liten supremacy breaking the internet: <3
ten once said “guys she’s like my daughter stop being weird~~~!” on vlive when people kept asking if him and lian were dating
as he should !
they mention each other ¿ everywhere ?
THEY DANCE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME
ten even helped her choreograph the new ver. of yoncĂŠ
don’t touch me i’m soft
no because ten ships her with someone in the group … just not who you’d think ;)
i swear he’s her #1 hypeman
ten was actually the one who made their ship name- goals asf sry i don’t make the rules
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WINWIN + LIAN: LIWIN
lian is yet another member of nct who will sacrifice her soul to the devil for winwin
“winwin winwin winwin winwin is on the mind forever and always i love you winwin” was what she posted for his birthday
AND THE FEELING IS MUTUAL
winwin loves her just as much and he shows it
he likes hugging her DDDDD:
also ten ships them
so that���s that uh :p
lian cried so hard when he had to pause promotions with 127 :(
especially because they were super close!
winwin was actually another one of her first friends in nct because she was fluent in mandarin
and they were both super comfortable speaking with each other :)
winwin: i like lian the most :D
yuta + taeil: am i a joke to you?
no cause yuta is constantly losing in this thing
lian picks winwin and winwin picks lian what is happening
winwin’s current lockscreen is a picture of lian rolling her eyes at yangyang
yup yup their lockscreen tradition LISTEN AND WEEP
winwin’s selfies are lian’s favourite thing :)
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LUCAS + LIAN: LULIAN
omfg the chaos these two bring
i’m crying because nct 2018 was chaotic in itself but lulian was something else
THEY WERE ALWAYS SCREAMING ????
taeyong was going through an existential crisis the entirety of 2018
AND BYE LUCAS WILL NOT STOP COMPARING THEIR HAND SIZES
leave it in 2018 sweetheart we been knew lian is the size of a jellybean
he had her react to his drama where he dances to replay after killing his girlfriend
lian confirmed it was 10/10 and would recommend watching
she genuinely thinks lucas should have been added to nct dream and she stands by that opinion daily
the MOMENTS we got during nct world 2.0 were chefs kiss
they were both so chaotic while mark was frying eggs
“MARK WHAT ARE YOU DOING (⊹つ•۝•⊹)つ”
the oldest + youngest in the 99’ line remain iconic
lian hates him but loves him at the same time
because he’s nice to her but he SPENDS TOO MUCH OF HIS TIME MAKING FUN OF HER HEIGHT
“lian you’re like literally two feet tall i could fit you in my pocket”
“i will drop kick you in 2.5 seconds if you don’t shut the fuck up wong yukhei”
lucas once said that their favourite thing to do together was play at playgrounds
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XIAOJUN + LIAN: XIAN
what you’ve all been waiting for
xiaojun went so long thinking that lian was chinese (∩╹□╹∩)
like she speaks mandarin perfectly, has a chinese stage name
IT WAS A REASONABLE MISTAKE LET HIM LIVE
when they met the first thing he said to her was how pretty she was
“y-you’re so pretty uhh”
*cue distressed xiaojun*
he followed lian on instagram before nct 2020 was even confirmed
dedication
he didn’t know jaehyun or yuta liked her and accidentally patted her head in front of them and called her cute
AND THAT WAS RHE DAY BEFORE THE WHOLE “xiaojun is terrified of yuta” THING HAPPENED
PLEASEHANDHJEJSB
they’d like to do a duet someday :)
he couldn’t get her lyrics from kick it out of his head when he first listened to the song
sometimes still quotes them around her to make her laugh
lian hyped his drama up SO MUCH !1!1!1!€]£<]~\£>€{
“dejunnie is having an acting debut soon !! please go support him and his cast~”
xiaojun brags about that a lot ... and her nickname for him :)
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HENDERY + LIAN: LIANDERY
the teasing
THE MF TEASINF THEYRE SO ANNOYING
besties ™
they would occasionally message each other before and they considered themselves to be pretty close but when nct 2020 happened they were chaos
especially when they ended up in the work it unit together
everyone was so sick of them like they would not shut up about random ass things
hendery and lian are like another version of haechan and lian
but minus the lovey stuff they sometimes do
with liandery it’s constant teasing and making fun of each other 24/7
and it’s all fun and games so they can go DOWN if they’d like to
lian roasted him so hard once bye
they were supposed to be a pair on “it’s awkward but it’s ok”
but they developed such a good friendship within like two weeks that they had to switch up the members
hendery is kinda soft for her though ngl
he’ll just randomly poke her dimples
BUT HE WONT LIE AND SAY HE WASNT INTIMIDATED BY HER AT FIRST
it was just the way she presented herself at that time because she was a little frustrated, but it wasn’t anything that wouldn’t change later on
hendery thought she was older than him by like three years rip
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YANGYANG + LIAN: YANGLIAN
when lian met yangyang she gained another child
but yangyang’s not a baby anymore (҂⌣̀_⌣́)
yet he’ll 100% act cute so that she does stuff for him
she’s not complaining though anything for her son
they’re like yangyang and ten all over again
once had a whole ass conversation through memes
it started with spongebob ended with shrek
lian now knows how to introduce herself in german thank you yangyang
not lian teaching yangyang toronto slang :’)
yangayng for some reason gave her big haechan energy when they first met
because the first thing he did was mock her height
he literally bent down and said “can you see me better”
lian: hello i saw you perfectly fine before my neck isn’t broken sir
but it was okay because now they have a really playful relationship with each other :D
have teamed up on numerous occasions to make kun’s life harder
“i thought the chaos stopped with yangyang, lian when did you become such a problem child?”
but lian gets special treatment because well .. she’s lian what do you think
yangyang calls her lili :)
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forsworned ¡ 4 years ago
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[✩] collegeau!anonymous admirer. {moniwa kaname x reader}
Genre: Fluff
Categories: F/M
Relationships: Moniwa Kaname/Reader
Word count: 1,412
a/n: hello dropping another oldie while i work on request, should b a student genya x reader that i got from ao3 but just a reminder that i don't do underage nsfw or anything nsfw or sexy themed cuz that's extremely weird, but if you wanna drop a request in my inbox please b sure to read my faq thanx
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Every morning you'd wake up and check your tumblr to have a little message in your inbox from the seemingly same anon with a cute pick-up line. At first you thought that maybe you had reblogged something along the lines of "fill my ask", but it started to become a routine. It was never anything raunchy or lewd, just cheesy, cute one-liners that'd make you smile to yourself. Though, you had really appreciate whoever was sending them to you, you were starting to get really curious. Who could they be? Someone thousands of miles away or just around your area? It was hard to decide. You sighed as you shut down your laptop and slid it under your bed. You really shouldn't have been on your laptop at such a late hour. Finals week started tomorrow and you were beyond nervous. Sure you had studied but you always felt a bit on the edge during these five days. The thought of your anonymous admirer was the last thing on your mind before you drifted off to sleep. At least, they'll keep me positive throughout the week.
But you were wrong. It had been five days. Five days your inbox had been empty. Five days since they had last messaged you and you were actually beginning to feel a bit upset. Had something happened to them? Had you reblogged or posted something that they found offensive and possibly unfollowed you for it? You let out a groan as you spread your arms across your mattress and lay flat against your back. At least finals week was finally over and you could relax. Your phone made a small noise and you reached over your dresser to check whatever the notification you had just received. You almost jumped for joy when you had saw that you got a message on tumblr. Quickly logging on from your laptop, you clicked on your inbox, though it had a similar choice in pick-up lines it wasn't your typical anon. It was... "k-name?" You voiced aloud as your face scrunched in confusion. But then it hit you. You could finally find out who your anon admirer was! Your heart raced as you clicked on the icon and revealed the mystery person's blog. There wasn't much information, just a small quote on the bio: "Forever an Iron Wall" Hmm... That sounded a bit familiar. As you racked your brain for something that could connect to the quote, you hovered over the links and found the appearance link. Jackpot. Hurriedly, you had clicked on it but it was as if your laptop sensed your urgency and wanted to fuck with you because it was loading insanely slow. "C'mon you slow piece of shit." You muttered to yourself. A few agonizingly slow moments later, the page had finally loaded and your mouth dropped as you laid eyes on him. "Mo-moniwa Kaname?!" You exclaimed. Your face nearly burst into flames as you threw yourself back onto your bed and raked your hands through your hair, shaking your head in disbelief. No way, it just couldn't be him. You were dreaming. Getting back up again you scrolled through the many photos he had posted. Most of them with his teammates and some shots of him throwing the ball up into the air.  Moniwa had been someone you admired from afar. His spirit and gentle personality is what attracted you to him, but being the shy person you were, you never approached him. You went back to your inbox and read over the pick-up line. How was heaven when you left it? And there is was again, that overwhelming feeling in the pit of your stomach whenever you saw him or were anywhere around him. How would you even begin to reply? You fingers hesitated over your keyboard before you hastily replied. Heaven is anywhere you are You slightly cringed at how cliche that sounded, but as you tried to click on the text box to undo it your mousepad had acted a bit out of sorts and pressed on the answer privately button. Oh shit. "NO!" You exclaimed, as you slapped your face and fell onto your side. What have you done?! Now you really ruined any chance you possibly had with your crush. That night it was safe to say that you didn't get much of any sleep.
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Waking up you felt as if you hadn't even fallen asleep at all. Your mind was murky as you washed up, dressed and got onto your campus shuttle. As you plopped onto the seat, you let out a small groan as your threw you head back and stared up at the ceiling of the moving train. "No sleep?" The voice resonated in your ears and you took a moment before you turned to the stranger. Though your reaction was delayed, you could barely believe who was seated right next to you at that very moment. "Mo-moniwa-san?!" You near shrieked, as you stood up straight and looked at him with ample eyes. His cheeks were tinged a rosy hue as he bit back a laugh. You turned a few grouchy college student heads due to your random outburst and you sulked a bit as you felt your cheeks warm. "I-I mean, weird seeing you here..." "Really? We've been riding the same train for the past three months." He replied. Your attention now fully on him as he looked down at the floor, expression slightly saddened. Had it upset him that you never noticed him on the same train as you?  Well, of course you idiot. Who wouldn't be upset? He laughed a bit as he looked out the train window and you tilted your head to the side in confusion. "I mean, I guess that makes sense since I'm probably overshadowed by much better looking guys." He sighed and rest his palm on his chin as he wandered through his thoughts. "That's ridiculous." You said a bit too quickly. His feline like eyes shifted towards you and you gulped a bit as you continued on. The morning sunlight shone on his form, giving him a celestial glow and your lips parted in as you gawked at him in pure awe. Your mouth moving with your mind. "Heaven is anywhere with you." His breath seized as he realized what you had spoken and you clamped your mouth shut. The train had come to a stop and you grabbed your belongings and rushed through the doors. Shit. Shit. Shit.  Had you really just fucking said that?! A far but audible, "hey!" could be heard though you didn't stop. A hand on your shoulder had given you quite a fright as your whole body tensed. Damn, you thought you had outrun him... "Hey..." He breathed out. You turned around seeing Moniwa out of breath, body slumped over as he let his arms fall to his side. "Jeez you run quick."  He straightened up with one eye squinting as he looked up at you, as the sun beat down on him.  "Aren't you part of the volleyball team?" You blurted. He chuckled. "Used to be. I'm getting out of shape. But damn, this is just ridiculous..." He mumbled the last part as he felt himself starting to regain his composure. "What you said earlier though," The blood rushed to your cheeks as you felt yourself shift uncomfortably under his gaze. "Uh, u-um--you started it with the cheesy, cute pick-up lines! And then you stopped for five days and it--damn it--was surprisingly pretty hard getting through finals week without having you send a dumb one-liner. I mean, at least I had something to look forward to."  His eyebrows raised and his mouth open ready to utter a word, though he's speechless. Had he really developed that affect on you? "But--but they were so terrible I thought I--" You nervously scratched your cheek. "Well, yeah, but I really liked them. It made sense though, why you stopped. Our finals meant a lot more than just a meaningless message a day. I'll just be going now." You finalized and began to walk toward your campus, but he caught your wrist in time and you turned to meet his gaze.  "You don't mean that." He spoke. "I don't." You replied, not bothering to hide your smile. A small pause before you spoke up again. "Let's talk about it over coffee, yeah?"
A large grin now on his face as he nodded. "I'd like that."
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tllthesundies ¡ 4 years ago
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I mean I have so many requests but I don't want to overwhelm you but maybe a poignant one could be when Harry realises Louis is not going back on tour because he quit?
Harry gets the call while he’s in a black Tesla on their way to the airport.
He hasn’t heard from Louis in several hours, and he hasn’t bothered to spam him with messages or phone calls, fearful that he would be interrupting something important Louis could be doing. He trusts Louis enough that he can leave him alone for many hours without bugging him. But when he sees Rachel’s name flash across the lockscreen of his iPhone, he glances quickly at Liam out of the corner of his eye, who’s in the driver’s seat. Rachel sometimes calls him out of nowhere, just to get updates on how he’s doing, but she never calls this late.
He slides his thumb across the screen to answer, and brings it to his ear.
“Hello?”
“Harry,” she greets, and he listens intently to her tone, eyebrows furrowing in concentration, “how are you doing?”
“I’m fine,” he says, curt.
Stilted silence.
“That’s great,” responds Rachel. “Hey, I just wanted to update you on some venue policies. Um–most of the rules have stayed the same; however, it mostly just applies to your crew. I’ve sent everyone e-mails in regards to it.” There’s another pause of stilted silence, but Harry just waits, silent. Rachel’s tone softens. “Listen . . . I have some news you probably won’t like.”
There it is.
“What is it?” Harry asks, impatient.
“Louis called me,” she starts, and it immediately sounds apologetic, “and he put in his resignation.”
Harry stays silent as a rush of red bursts through his nerves in his hands and explodes in his fingertips. “You’re lying,” Harry says, blunt, whilst keeping his voice emotionless. Louis wouldn’t quit. He looks down at the sound of his fingers aggressively tapping part of the door handle. He can feel Liam’s gaze on him, flickering between Harry and the road in front of them. But Harry pays him no mind. Louis wouldn’t just quit without consulting Harry; they’ve grown closer whilst on tour–more than Harry ever imagined they would–more than Harry ever had thought he was ever capable of doing with someone. “Why are you lying to me, Rachel?”
“First of all, shut up. Don’t yell at me.” Harry didn’t realise he raised his voice. “Second, I’m just the messenger.”
“Repeat every word he said to me,” Harry demands.
Rachel sighs. 
“He said, and I quote, ‘Unfortunately, I no longer see myself as Harry’s assistant as my long term commitment anymore, and I’d like my leave to be effective immediately. There are no hard feelings between us; we just have a matter of inconsolable differences.’”
“Inconsolable differences?” 
Harry closes his eyes and flops his head back against the headrest of his car seat, hard.
“H, what’s wrong?” Liam quietly asks.
Harry peeks his eyes open, briefly, to give him a look.
Hold on, he mouths, then asks Rachel, “Can you, please, get a hold of Louis again? I need you to tell him to call me immediately; it’s an emergency.”
He hangs up on her without waiting for a response, and hurriedly finds Louis’s contact in his phone. He’s one of the few people in his phone that has a contact picture. Louis’s leaning back on a picnic bench, observing the setting sun reflecting onto the river water. He’s in a white t-shirt, comfortable joggers, and Finn is by him, sitting on the grass by his feet. Louis had surrounded Finn with berries and various fruits, with grains spread on top, to feed him. Finn hadn’t been interested yet. And Harry had walked in on that when he had come home from a meeting. Harry presses the phone icon and waits for the ringing, but each time he calls Louis, it goes right to fucking voice mail. He must have his phone off, or–something. 
“You’re fucking kidding me,” he mumbles after the fifth call.
“Harry,” Liam says.
Harry ignores him. 
He brings up their messages and types out, Louis, Rachel called me. Please call me back. 
He throws his phone in his lap, leaning forward and digging the palm of his hands into his eyes.
“Harry.”
Harry pulls his hands away. “He can’t fucking do that,” he tells Liam, looking his way. “He can’t just fucking quit, Liam. Not without talking to me. I didn’t do anything to him.” His voice has turned desperate. “We were getting along so great, I thought. We weren’t bickering. We weren’t at each other’s throats anymore. I was even starting to like his presence. I didn’t ever have to tell him how to do his job, and I didn’t have to worry about my schedule ever colliding with itself, and–and he’s great with Dolly, and–” He cuts himself off, trying extremely hard to fight the water flowing upwards to his waterline, teetering and teasing the edges of his eyes. But his voice is brittle, and he can’t hide that, as embarrassed as he feels about that. His dips his tone into a whisper to mask it. “How could he just leave?”
“Harry,” Liam softly says. Harry knows that tone; like he’s going to try to talk Harry off the edge; like he sees the furious tapping of his fingers against the car door; like he sees Harry’s leg bouncing uncontrollably with unhinged, aggressive emotion. Liam looks at him with controlled patience. “It’s in his contract. He doesn’t have to give you a warning. We gave him the options of quitting. I’m sorry, mate. Those are his legal rights.”
Harry could kill Liam and Rachel both for constructing that contract.
Sucking in a wet, shaky breath, he wipes at his dry face to get himself together and forces his leg to stop shaking, then extends his hand in Liam’s direction.
“Give me your phone,” Harry says.
If Louis’s only ignoring Harry, then he might answer to Liam.
Liam does.
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tooruluv ¡ 4 years ago
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Tooru Oikawa x F!Reader ( part 6 )
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❝ my love for him is much like winter, a skeleton for the world to see. too bad he never liked the cold. ❞
description: being the neighbor and lifelong best friend of tooru oikawa definitely had it’s perks. you were never an outcast, always had a seat at lunch, got into volleyball games for free. the problem was, however, that being in love with him outweighed those perks. you would never tell him that, though, even if it hurt like hell.
genre: best friends to lovers, angst, unrequited love, fluff if you squint hard enough
word count: 2,182
warnings/notes: didn’t know yall were SIMPS for kuroo... anyway here’s more angst for y’all
tag list: @afuckingunicornn​​ @maii-flowers​​ @clandestinerays​​ @brownandchill​​ @readeretal​​ @wedojustbevibin​​ @shigarakiskitten​​ @shittykawaa​​ @saeranoppa​ @srirachibi​
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“I brought the good nacho popcorn seasoning!” Kuroo told you as he rummaged around inside of his bag.
Tetsurou Kuroo had become a close friend in a short amount of time (it seems as though that was something happening to you often, these days). The “mall date” was full of conversation and laughter. You found out he was an only child, played volleyball himself and went to some camp, that he’s never had a girlfriend, and that he’s actually very funny. He grew on you.
You both sat on the couch, claiming it from your parents as you usually do on Saturday nights. This time, it was just with a different boy. Your parents didn’t mind.
Kuroo tossed the bottle to you once he found it. You caught it, and immediately started to pour it into the bowl that was full of popcorn and m&m’s.
Not too long after, the both of you had a scary movie on. You both sat on the couch, the bowl on the table in front of you. He sat with one leg tucked under his outstretched one, his arms crossed into his hoodie pockets. You sat next to him, a couple inches between so you don’t rub your leg against his. Your legs were brought to your chest.
“Are you cold?” Kuroo asked you, leaning forward to get a better look at your face.
“Just a little.”
Before you could protest, he took his hoodie off and held it out for you. You were about to deny his offer when he decided to lean back and literally shove the thing onto your head.
You were giggling when you pulled your arms through. “Thank you, but I could’ve just grabbed a blanket.”
“Nah, it’s fine.” He turned his attention back to the TV. Was that a blush? “You look good in red.”
You couldn’t help but smile. You moved closer to him, your body flush with his. His arm wrapped around your shoulder, something you hadn’t felt in a minute, and both of you smiled as someone got killed on screen.
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Tooru Oikawa had always been your safety net. He was the one you went to for absolutely everything, even if it was a minor inconvenience. He was the one you called if you were lost, the one you exchanged looks with when the teacher would say something that could be passed as an innuendo, the one you would go to if you had a splinter or broken nail. And that safety would go both ways.
He would always show up in the middle of the night, or ask you to join him on the occasional Monday for you to watch him practice when he’s supposed to have the day off, or even facetime you just because.
Yet, this time, when you received a very drunk call from Oikawa, it didn’t feel normal.
You missed the call (it was at five in the morning), but you were left a very long voicemail from the boy.
“Nut!~” He slurred into the phone, basically directly onto the speaker. “Hello love. Hi. I drank a lot tonight. By myself. Very good. I should do this more often.”
You smiled to yourself. Oikawa hated being drunk, he would always make a point to never drink whenever he had the opportunity to. It was cute, the slurred and soft-spoken version of Oikawa you were receiving.
“I just wanted to say. I miss you. A lot. That’s why I came over the other day. I have so much I want to tell you but I…” Something muffled the speaker, and you couldn’t hear what exactly he was saying after that. Until, “Yeah, I just miss you a lot. I sleep now.”
You listened to it again.
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Iwaizumi sent you a text Sunday. You were at dinner with your parents, out at some restaurant for the night. You went to the bathroom to read it (your parents had a rule: no phones at the dinner table if you’re eating as a family).
“I told my parents.” It said.
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“You don’t drink.” You said to Oikawa Monday morning. You didn’t look at him, both of you at your lockers. He sent you a look.
“I don’t drink.” He repeated.
You finally shut your locker and looked up at him. The first time in a long time that you were talking. He seemed taller, thinner.
“Why were you drunk this weekend?”
Oikawa’s eyes wouldn’t meet yours. He shook his head. “I wasn’t.”
“You’re lying to me now?”
He shut his locker and started to walk down the hall. Before he could get far, you stepped in front of him and cut him off. He stopped.
“I got a voicemail from you.” You told him, and his eyes shot to yours. “I miss you, too. I don’t know why you won’t talk to me, but I miss you too.”
For a moment, it was just the both of you standing alone in the hallway. Like nothing else really mattered. He was finding the right words to say, and you waited for him to reply. Your chest was aching, and you wanted to throw the word “love” at him right then.
“I…I miss you a lot.” He finally said. You held back a smile. “But, um, can we talk? Later?”
“Yeah, yeah of course.” You were too eager, you knew. “We can talk later.”
Oikawa sent you a smile, something you missed, and your eyes found his tie. Before thinking, you reached up to tighten it. He chuckled.
“Yeah, I can’t fucking get this shit right.” He told you, letting you bring him closer to push it up. “Sana’s been fixing it at breakfast but I was running late this morning so we didn’t go.”
“Good thing I’m always here, huh?”
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You walked next to Iwaizumi and Matsukawa on the way to lunch (the library). They were holding hands, openly smiling and giggling and being gay. You loved it.
“What was it like?” You asked them as you sat at the usual table.
“When I told my mom that I liked guys and I think I’m bisexual, do you want to know what she said?” Iwaizumi asked you. You nodded. “She said, and I quote, “well I can’t blame you, I like guys too”. I was so nervous for nothing. My dad even told me that it was okay and he’s fine with it as long as I’m happy, he just didn’t want to hear the details.”
“Your mom is iconic.”
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Tooru Oikawa was not someone who could hide in a crowd. You could always pick him out of everyone, always spot him through the human traffic. It also helped that he was tall.
That being said, you found him instantly.
He wanted to meet at a park, as he was watching his nephew and his older brother was at work. You joined, of course, and you always found his nephew adorable.
You sat on the bench next to him. The very first time you have ever felt uncomfortable enough to sit further away from him. He noticed.
“We almost kissed.” He finally said, eyes following his nephew on the playset. He seemed tense, back straight and hands clasped together.
“Yeah.” You twisted your fingers in your lap. “Almost.”
“I’m sorry.”
“You don’t have anything to apologize for.” You were forgiven weeks ago.
“I do, though.” Oikawa finally looked at you. “I almost kissed you when I just became official with Sana the night before. I shouldn’t have done that. And I’m sorry.”
“I wasn’t upset about you almost kissing me.” You told him, staring at him. “I was never mad at that. It’s you ignoring me and avoiding me like the plague that I don’t particularly enjoy.”
“Right.” He bit the inside of his mouth. “I just…I couldn’t really…I felt really guilty. Having enough feelings to kiss you, but standing hand in hand with Sana. I haven’t told her about it.”
“I haven’t either.”
“Yeah, you two are close.”
“She’s very nice, and good company.” You told him. “You chose a good one.”
“Thank you.”
“I’m sorry, too.”
He blinked a couple of times, like his eyes would fix what he heard. “What are you apologizing for?”
“Everything. Me and Iwa talked some shit about you.”
“I’m not surprised, I’ve been acting like a dick.”
“Ah, we prefer the word asshole.”
You both chuckled, and you ducked your head. His eyes were back on his nephew, who waved at you both from the top of the castle.
“Listen, I’m not going to push you to be my friend again.” You said. “If I make you uncomfortable or make you question your relationship, I’m not going to be mad at you.”
“Be your friend again.” He mumbled, shaking his head like it was the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard. “I never considered us not being friends. And you would never make me uncomfortable, ever. I just…”
“I know.” You stood up. His eyes jumped to you, head tilting up. “Let me know when you figure out whatever you need to figure out. Until then, I’m still right next door and a drunk call away.”
His mouth gaped as if you offended him, but there was a smile behind it. “God damn it, nut, just delete the voicemail!”
“No, I think I’ll keep it.” You brought your phone out and played it. His drunken slur came over the speakers. “Nut! Hello love. Hi!” you mocked him as his voice played.
Oikawa stood up, face red. “Oh my god! Stop! That’s embarrassing!”
He chased you as you continued to mimic him over the voicemail. You didn’t know every word, of course, but you knew when he was going to say certain things. You laughed as he chased you onto the playground.
“Takeru! Help!” you called, holding the phone up so Oikawa couldn’t get it.
“No, Takeru!” he called for his nephew. “Give me the phone, she’s a traitor!”
“Nice try, Uncle.” Takeru grabbed your phone and shook it from his spot on the very top. “She already told me that you were the spy for the English. We must take you to jail! Thank you, Auntie, for the valuable information. We will promote you to Head Knight.”
You giggled at Oikawa’s surprised and embarrassed face. You mouthed “Head Knight” at him, pointing at yourself. He rolled his eyes, but kept smiling at you.
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You wore Kuroo’s hoodie the next time you met up with him. A fun fact about Kuroo: the man loves coffee. So, you weren’t surprised when he asked to meet at a coffee shop around the corner from where you buy alcohol. You wonder what he would say if you told him about buying shit from there.
“Damn, that hoodie looks familiar.” He told you when you sat across from him.
“Yeah, it’s comfy.” You said, smiling. “A pretty cool dude let me borrow it.”
“Ah, he let you keep it.” He corrected, hands already around a warm cup of black coffee.
You raised a brow. “I guess I’ll keep it then.”
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“So…” Sana threw a piece of candy into the air to catch in her mouth. “You and Kuroo?”
This time, it was Iwaizumi and Sana at your house. Your two best friends. It was a strange combo, to you, as you always separated them in your head. But they actually got along quite easily, immediately started to roast and complain about Oikawa.
The three of you were in your bedroom. You sat on your bed, Iwaizumi on the floor by the door, and Sana sat in your desk chair. You were playing a game: try to catch the candy in your mouth. So far, Iwaizumi was winning (he hadn’t missed a single one, even if your throws were trash).
“What about me and Kuroo?”
“Oh, come on,” Sana scoffed, shaking her head. “You have been spending a lot of time with him. Spill.”
“There’s nothing to spill.” You caught a piece she threw up for you. As you chewed, “We’re very good friends. He’s cool.”
“Alright that’s it. Who is it?”
“Who is what?” you blinked.
“The other boy.”
You gulped, looking quickly at Iwaizumi. He just looked at you, wide eyed and confused.
“You told me that you’ve had a thing for another boy for a long time but he doesn’t feel the same.” Sana continued, her attention fully on you. “And he’s obviously the reason that you’re not going for Kuroo. You’re in love with someone else, and you’re throwing away a perfectly good relationship with someone who actually likes you.” She leaned forward. “So, I’ll ask again. Who is the boy?”
You didn’t say anything, your silence the only answer you could give. Iwaizumi’s eyes went back and forth between you two, staying just as silent.
“Who is it?” Sana asked again, held tilted. When you looked at the floor, it was like a rush of realization dawned on her. The air turned tense, but not negative. Like you couldn’t breathe.
“Oh.”
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get to know the blogger
i was tagged for this by @starknstarwars, thank you very much! i am tagging @ipreferfiction @tarrevizsla @darthsassacre @glitter-cronch @reliable-apprentice and anyone else who wants to join!
1) why did you choose your url?
so i've been through a few different urls in the past, but i ended up settling on this one when i switched over to primarily kotor stuff. the canon "revanchist" url is held by an empty blog, so i took the next best available thing. (my previous url was skywalking-across-the-galaxy and it was chosen exclusively for the pun.)
2) any sideblogs?
i made one as a joke to make in-character sith years revan, malak, and jedi exile in universe social media posts with a couple friends about a year ago. i don't actually do anything with it but it Exists.
3) how long have you been on tumblr?
since early 2016, i think my blog's anniversary is in april? oh god that was a lot longer ago than i want to think about.
4) why did you originally start your blog?
because i had just gotten into the doctor who fandom and i wanted to reach a wider audience with fanfiction. i was 16/17 and brand new to fandom as a group experience and ended up on tumblr after discovering that ao3 existed.
5) why did you choose your icon?
my icon and header change from time to time, when i feel like changing things up a bit, but for quite a while now my icon has been this absolutely stunning portrait of my Revan done by my beloved @stellorc, who is a dear friend and an incredible artist. it is the best piece of art i currently have of my Revan and since she's the main character i focus on and write about these days, i figured she should be the centerpiece! also i just love looking at that art.
6) why did you choose your header?
my header is a color-changed gif from the kotor remake teaser trailer done by @tarrevizsla, with a quote that someone stuck on an edit of the early kotor comics to describe Revan going against the Council to join the war, which has always stuck with me as very appropriate. I Just Think It's Neat and also symbolism.
7) what is your post with the most notes?
uhhhh that's hard for me to tell because my blog is old. a tcw art i commissioned in 2018 is pretty big. a few chat posts i made during my sequels era. the HK-47 locket shitpost i made has just over a thousand and is definitely my largest-note kotor/swtor related post!
8) how many mutuals do you have?
unknown and i'm not going through to count all of them. quite a few. my entire discord server (or the people who talk actively at least). hello beloved tor hell friends. (pspspspsps come join tor hell)
9) how many followers do you have?
2014, somehow. not many of them interact with me. a lot are from my doctor who or tcw days.
10) how many blogs do you follow?
2285. i should probably go through and prune that there are a lot of people i don't even know who they are anymore lol.
11) have you ever made a shitpost?
more times than i'd like to admit to, yes. my most popular recent one is definitely this gif:
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12) how many times do you use tumblr a day?
let's just say i'm terminally online.
13) have you ever fought another blog?
yeah. i'm proship and have been known to ship some "problematic" things back in the day. i haven't been as badly involved in discourse but yknow how things go. also i will go to war to defend my friends.
14) how do you feel about "need to reblog" posts?
fuck those. if you say i MUST reblog something i am immediately going to Not Do That just out of spite.
15) do you like tag games?
absolutely, just sometimes i'm slow to respond.
16) do you like ask games?
yes! i love interaction! i crave it! however sometimes i can be bad at responding and then i feel horribly guilty whoops
17) which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous?
none who are tumblr famous but i am mutuals with @renesassing my beloved, who is a pretty damn popular artist, so there's that
18) do you have a crush on a mutual?
not particularly no. i mean one of my mutuals (i'm sure no one can guess which one) is my platonic partner and best friend but like. that's it lol
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