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did u guys see the picture of the brazilian cardinals. theres a tiny diva in it

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omg i get another chance tomorrow!! and after tomorrow i get another chance!!! and after that another!!?!

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this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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australian election is on saturday, and if you still don't know who to vote for or know people that don't care about politics, here's some resources to make voting for your best interests a little easier for you

vote compass - questionaire that asks you about your opinion on policies and current party leaders to give you an idea on where your values sit on an alignment chart

build a ballot - another questionaire, but will take into consideration which electorate you are voting for and provide you with a suggestion on how to number the candidates on your ballot

they vote for you - an archive of every current sitting australian member of parliament, and what they voted for and against

remember, voting is like taking a bus not a taxi. you do not have to agree with every single policy a party is proposing, you just need to vote for the party who is the closest to your values.

no vote is a wasted vote.

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Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada.

Generations of damage. For Putin.

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i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.

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Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

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*browses own blog* amazing

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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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BEYONCÉ  COWBOY ★ CARTER ★ TOUR  Los Angeles, CA | April 28, 2025

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This interlude is beautiful. 28 year career and she’s still here🥹

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I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war

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I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

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the human brain literally needs the color green (grass, leafs) to like self-calibrate and not go insane i sincerely believe this

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.