#but srsly tho.. fr so true

[cieloclercs]

what would you say (if i told you i love you)? — charles leclerc

PART: 5/? (read part 4 here)

summary. in which childhood best friends blur the lines between what they’ve always known, and something more

pairing. charles leclerc x artsy!reader

warnings. it’s GROVELLING time !! sad charles, sad reader, swearing, everyone still kind of hates charles (as they should) angst but not quite as angsty as the last part

face claim. tara michelle

author’s note. i hope this is enough suffering for you guys 😭 i’m weak tho so there’s a tinyyy bit of progress at the end 👀 i feel like this one’s a bit messy so i’m sorry about that?? it’s also kind of just setting up the next part but oh well 😭 anyways, LAST PART COMING UP NEXT ☹️ i’m gonna miss this series :’(

NOW PLAYING | Singapore 2023 post-FP1 interview: Charles Leclerc

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username i’m still charles’ number 1 hater rn but he looked so sad at the end… ☹️

username girl no we need to be strong! don’t fall for the sad puppy dog eyes (i know he’s cute but srsly don’t) 🫠

username you’re right, you’re right 😔 haters until the end 🫡

username sir don’t try and blame your shitty mistakes on y/n 😭😭

username HE LOOKS SO SAD I CANT 🥲

username i really hope y/n sees this and realises he’s actually sorry

username no way that’s too easy. charles needs to apologise properly !!

username oh my GOD the way he started smiling when he said y/n is his ‘lucky charm’ AND THEN THE WAY IT DROPPED WHEN HE REMEMBERED THEY’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE IM GONNA SCREAM 😭😭😭💔💔💔

username charles do you see what you’re doing to us charlesy/n stans?? PLEASE JUST TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL FFS 😫

username i swear if these two don’t pull their heads out of their asses soon I WILL COMMIT MURDER

username so real bestie 😔

username it’s such an invasion of privacy to ask about this though 😭

username fr the press don’t know when to keep out of it 😒

username i think he knows he’s in love with her now, he’s just not sure how to fix things ☹️

username i’m scared this feels like right person wrong time you know? 😃

username don’t say that 🫣 i’m just praying y/n forgives him. as soon as he apologises properly ofc, can’t make it too easy for him mwahahah

username i want to keep hating him but i’ve never seen him look that sad 🥲

username CHARLES YOU DONT GET TO ACT LIKE THE VICTIM WHEN YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CAUSED THIS

username so true. he needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and apologise 🙄

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yourusername always on my mind ☁️💫

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username SHE’S BACK IN MONACO GUYS EVERYBODY STAY CALM

username MOTHER HAS RETURNED !!!

username wait is that f1 she’s watching on her phone? 🤨

username omg it is 🤭

username SHE WATCHED THE RACE OMFG

username charles podium as well 😩😩

username it’s like he knew she was watching 🥹

username i hate how quickly everyone’s switching up on the charles situation just because of that interview but at the same time i can’t deal with my parents fighting anymore i need them to make up 😫

leclerc_pascale Bienvenue à la maison, ma fille ❤️ / welcome home, my girl

yourusername 🥰

arthur_leclerc YOU’RE BACK

yourusername did you forget? i literally saw you twenty minutes ago 😭

username the caption 🤔

username we can all agree she’s talking about charles, right?

yourfriend ma femme 🤩 / my wife

yourusername mon amour 😘

username she is everything.

username forget her art SHE IS THE ART RIGHT THERE

charles_leclerc belle / beautiful

username EXCUSE ME??

username SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE PHAHAHA

username charles get tf out of here 😭

username i love how y/n’s just straight up ignoring him 😭

username CHARLES IS HERE GUYS HOW ARE WE FEELING

username i’m so conflicted rn

username like i want them to make up but at the same time he needs to SUFFER like he made y/n suffer

username fr, make him squirm a little 😌

username idk guys, if charles leclerc commented ‘belle’ on MY instagram, i’d be on my knees in an instant 🫣

username girl please 😭

username charles babe please go away you’re ruining the vibes x

username i swear to god if he’s here just to fuck with y/n’s head again i’ll fucking kill him

username he wouldn’t do that

username @charles_leclerc if you want to win her back this is NOT the way to do it

arthur_leclerc @charles_leclerc what did i tell you? 👀

username HAHAHA ARTHUR STOP

joris_trouche @charles_leclerc you should listen to our advice mate 😃

yourfriend @arthur_leclerc @joris_trouche shut up both of you 😒

joris_trouche yes ma’am 🫡

username they’re all ganging up on him 😭

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f1gossip Charles Leclerc and Y/N Y/L/N spotted at the same night club in Monaco 👀

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username OH MY GOD IS IT HAPPENING??

username there’s no way this is coincidence charles is boutta beg for forgiveness i’m calling it

username y/n’s actually smiling tho 😭 charles please don’t ruin it x

username we need y/f/n to scare him off before he can ruin her night 🤞

username AHAHAHA YES

username what i’d give to be in that club rn 😔

username fr y/n better be roasting him 😭

➜ part 6

taglist: @cxcewg @incoherenciass @formula1mount @allywthsr @meabhcavanagh @driveswiftly13 @zzblooda @gaslysainz @be-your-coffee-pot @siovhanroy

[atrirose]

MOOT GAME : " put your moots and their biases in a prompt generator and rate them!! "

only if u want to ^^

this took forever and since i usually ignore moot games i felt guilty mwahhh

@isoobie : okay why is this such a fetch prompt like miss girl have the best deal, get discount on vacation and also heeseung 😭🫶🏻 10/10 @boyfhee : would u ever get a tattoo if it were heeseung bae?? you probably would get my initials tattooed anyways 😼👍 but this is so good, this prompt is always on reply in my mind 11/10 @okwons : omg this is so cute and so true like i can totally see this happening this IS SOFT I WILL HONESTLY CRY :((( vivi is such a cutie this prompt deserves a specialized scale honestly 100/10

@wonryllis : OKAY THIS IS ONE RIGHT HERR YEAH TOTALLY SUNOO CODED I CAN 100% see this coming. yeonie would be acting tough but we all know she is more scared than sunoo :0 heart eyes😩/10 @goldenhypen : excuse me see me outside em why is your prompt so CUTE RAHH screaming/10 😝 @heeracha : she is such a dork i love her fr 100/10

@jangwonie : simp fae agenda fr i can totally see this happening will be crying how lover girl fae is😩🫶🏻 i need a fae in my life too 🩷/10 @enluv : had to pull sungchan for this one ☝🏻🥹 but plz coco make a snowman w the poor man :(( he is so cute 10/10 @palajae : didn’t add your and riki’s name in this prompt but it’s so CUTE I WOULD JUST MELT :( 20/10

@okwonyo : okay it’s such a silly and cute prompt 🤭🤭 totally jake coded :( 89/10 i would srsly be in daze for the couple of days to come @amakumos : hello? why is he so mean (adorable cuz i would do that to him too) 🤔🤔 anyways i love the teasing dynamic 🤭 99/10 @euncsace : HELP SORRY BABE BUT WHY A EMO PHASE???? tho i srsly love how this prompt is it would be so cute if we can listen to our soulmates music to give them msgs through out the day 120/10

[carebeartherese]

My live reactions to Loki season two ep 5:

-WOOOO HERE WE GO

-running through the recap

-Im actually scared for this episode srsly

-oooo the almost silent intro

-ALIVE???

-he is angelic fr

-where is everyone???

-did they go back to their timelines??

-Im loving these continued camera shots

-pie room??

-TIME SLIPPING

-oh shit

-:0 double Loki

-hello?

-time slipping is just an excuse for Loki to flip his hair like the hoe he is /pos

-time loop???

-WHAT THE FUCK

-WHY IS EVERYTHING COMING APART

-SHIT

-oop there’s the theme

-prison??

-CASEY?????

-WHAT THE HELL

-oh hes escapin

-where are they i wonder

-a boat prison??

-no not again dude Loki can’t handle this

-ALCATRAZ????

-his name ain’t Frank lmfao

-oh it’s the BOAT PLACE

-dude why are we back in the tva

-:0 SHIT NEW YORK 2012

-Aw b15 is such a great doctor I love her

-MOBIUS WHAT ARE YIU DOING

-living his dream

-who tf is don

-also his son??? No thank you

-LOKI GO SEE YOUR MAN

-this is so unserious

-LOKI IS SO CUTE ABOUT MOBIUS

-Mobius is adorable

-SINGLE DAD???

-FUCK YEA

-ooo 1994

-OB!!!!

-hes so silly

-awww he just wants to sell his books

-hes a writer <333

-in his bunker???

-ITS JUST LIKE HIS LAB

-dude ob will believe anything that happens to him

-the sons of who??

-ob is so adorable with his little “hey”

-dammit

-none of that made sense OB

-cannot control the time slipping

-oooo true

-LOKI = TEMPAD

-to save his friends

-oh yea shit kang is coming aint he

-control it Loki!!!!

-nope

-you look like you’re trying to take a shit

-there is no controlling time

-OB WE DONT SHOCK PEOPLE

-OR WHATEVER THAT WAS

-stop psychoanalizing

-go to the pie room

-GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER

-oh that’s actually kind of smart

-ob is adorable and I love him and his tism

-oh fuck there he goes

-TO MOBIUS AGAIN!!

-he sucks at taking the trash out

-yea Kevin

-these kids are literally adorable

-don’t burn down the house pls

-“HELLO”

-these guys are so awkward

-just kiss srsly

-WAIT THEY ARE SO CUTE

-HES SUCH A SALESMAN

-wife long gone????

-cause of the gay

-is he flirting??

-are jet skis flirting????

-mobius really thinks lokis crazy

-OB HI

-none of this makes sense

-awww the way he grabbed Mobius

-dude theyre so gay

-they need to just kiss already fr

-yea your kids will be fine mobius I swear

-hes just a suburb dad

-this is a little heartbreaking but also gay tbh

-IKR IT IS A COOL NAME

-B15!!!! Come with!!!!

-CASEY FUCK YEA

-ESCAPE

-where’s sylvie?

-mobius looks shook

-and Casey trusts no one the little thief

-mobius/don is he flirting with Casey/Frank

-I love sylvie but she always gets angry and fucks shit up

-please leave her out of this one

-WAIT WHAT

-HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOU

-wait till it back

-fuck get that time slipping under control

-sylvie with her lesbian fit and her mullet

-ok but Loki loves mobius and doesn’t wanna loose him

-uncaring queen

-I mean she wants to live

-damnnnnn

-WAIT CALL HIM OUT

-WHAT DOES HE WANT

-FALSE

-HE WANTS MOBIUS SRSLY

-oh come on Marvel be more specific

-of course he doesn’t wanna be alone

-don’t make this romantic again pls

-NO WE ARENT

-his story is with mobius tho!!!

-Casey is such a weird ass hardened criminal

-mobius stop trying to sell shit to people

-Loki you are so babygirl

-NO WHAT ABOUT THE GANG

-I don’t understand anything anymore

-is sylvie flirting with record shop guy??????

-THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

-HOLY SHIT

-literally what is happening rn

-whos this guy in the back

-oh he disappeared????

-why’s shit disappearing????

-NOOOO

-THE TIMELINES DECAYING

-OH GOD NO!!!

-NOT HOT RECORD SHOP GUY

-and she’s gone

-so is the timeline

-Loki is so sad and lonely

-MOBIUS KISS HIM PLS

-HE NEEDS TLC

-NOT TRUE

-a timeline just died for some reason

-Loki was just waiting for this opportunity

-CASEY DAMMIT SRSLY

-OH FUCK NO

-WAIT EVERYONE COME BACK

-NO MOBIUS PLEASE

-OH GOD NOT PLEASE NOT KNTO THE DARK

-THIS VERY BAD DREAM

-oh shit Loki use them timeslipping powers

-GO BACK IN TIME

-YOU CAN DO THIS BBG

-ITS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

-oh come on dont give me that fuckin cliffhanger

[bisquuet]

notices + happy dev ! :D

please read! if you want! + TLDR AT END!

this is technically long but its nothing crazy and FRANKLY, i dont use tumblr alot so pls bare with me (thats just an overall statment for anything i do on this place sob)

OTHER OCS + ELDERS:

i know i dont show the others of the rwar family as much but if theres someone that you guys want to know more pls lmk! (whether by name or image) i would love to share about them since i have to either way eventually :D speaking of, the rwar clan has elders. i wanted to share them when they are done but i might just drop em as i go!

ASKS + NEW ART?:

sorry i havent done the asks or new art. i explained on my bsky but basically my wrist has been CRAP. since i use it for hw a lot, it gets already worn out so when i finally have a chance to draw after,, i can only do so for like 30 minutes before needing a break :sob: i still have the drive but the motivation and time... is lacking which makes me a bit sad. I really love devlin and the story around him and all of my friends oc, i think about them all the time and I wish i could just show that whenever i could D: but like. SCHOOL AGHHH . (the demise of it all)

OTHER PROJECTS:

as you may or may not have seen, i posted the calling to the MAP that I am hosting :D this is one of many projects i have in the works. unfortunately, none are mariuma-oc adjacent. some other projects are of my other ocs, such as dubbing and animation work. as well as im working more on my comic, After End! if you are at all interested in that then feel free to follow me on bluesky at bisquuet, my most active social atm! (linked) if u want to see my other socials click here for my linktree

This is about to get a bit personal so feel free to skip!:

this is really just a slightly related rant, but also..im afraid i seem a bit self-centered at times becuz, i dont draw my friends characters AS much or share about them and yet im here so happy whenever they draw for me and you know.. INVOLVE themselves into my ocs! i cant help but be a bit guilty that... im too involved with my own ocs..? like its weird to explain this feeling. 😭 and i frankly dont want to get TOO much into it just cuz this is a tumblr for silly demon ocs of mairuma not a ranting/personal acc lol but. it HAS happened where i am too involved with my fandom oc and it gets 'popular' and then someone 'calls me out' for pushing my ocs into others and that. kinda killed it yk? like i dont want to push devlin either onto everyones faces but im also scared that it gives off that its all i talk about (which is kinda true? idk) 😭 like eventually i just melted away from it a bit, to. prevent what has happened before. i rarely draw that other fandom oc becuz of that. and like i said, i love devlin, i dont want that to happen. I want to keep creating but, my personal feelings and my physical limits, and even my mental state stops me and it SUCKS!! rahh! anyways, i need to get more into the habit to just posting whatever on here cuz i srsly have a lot backlogged but i just hold back from posting them cuz i think they are 'ugly' or well, unappealing ><... ill get to it eventually!

devlin is very personal to me. in a way, he reflects me haha,, but also i cherish it if others relate to him, thats kinda the purpose almost. I also really love mairuma!!

no need to affirm me or anything, just wanted to get some things across, since i have a hard time stating my feelings! feel free to share if you kinda relate to what i mean tho if ya want

CONCLUSION + TLDR:

feel free to ask about my other rwar ocs, im happy to share info about them. I will be sharing more soon down the road,,,, asks will be answered oh so slowly cuz of time(school), motivation and wrist pain! i have other projs like mairuma map! my other socials if u wanna follow too besides mairuma oc stuff: linktree err my feelings ig, dw about it tho fr, i love devlin and im happy if you do too! OKAY thats it! thanks for reading if you did, i cant promise when more art will be shared on here. I will say that a school break is coming up! but as of now i need to LOCK IN!!!! ROARR okay byeee <3 🦖

[nim-rambles]

If Muichiro were real, what do you think his opinion on your user would be? Do you think he’d love it?

Well~ let’s take a look here! We’re gonna pretend phones exist 😎 and we’ll pretend Mui can read and write! 😄

I thought long and hard for this! No I didn’t, just made it up on the spot😶

For Cannon AU before he got his memories back, I’m sure he won’t really care since he doesn’t even know who Yuichiro is- most importantly since he’s forgetful, he won’t be paying attention to it much- as long as it doesn’t have the word ‘demon’ tho 😀(he fr takes this srsly) He’ll have absolutely no thoughts and continue scrolling 🥺

In Cannon AU after he got his memories back, he would report me, spam me, send hate comments and make videos about me on how I’m toxic. He will let absolutely no one joke about his family like that 😰 I’M GONNA DIE SEND HELP!!!

For Hashira/Alive Yuichiro AU, Mui would probs just DM me and tell me to change my user and things can go two ways. If I change it, I think he’d just let me be buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut if I don’t change it, he’s gonna find a way to handle it calmly! He’s gonna hack me and threaten to leak my address if I don’t change it 😭💀!

For the Past AU, baby Mui was just scrolling through Tumblr and finds the user, this could go three ways. Muichiro assumes his brother’s left arm is alive! So Mui makes it a mission to pretend he’s asleep and just stares at his brother’s arm, unfortunately left arm never made any movement so Mui thinks the left arm is cool and mysterious😎

The second way things can go is that Muichiro assumes this account belongs to his beloved brother, thinks Yui is very cool😎, amazing🥹✨, and very smart🥰! Yuichiro was confused that day and so on. I bet he looked so cute with that confused expression!🤭

The third way this could go is that Muichiro might think someone is insulting his brother🥺 and wants to send hate but doesn’t have the heart to☹️, so he just commented on my every post and told me if I could change my user🥰! And of course I would because it’s him🥹, he doesn’t even need to ask I’m already on it😎

Muichiro secretly being a menace is everything- 🥰

Receiving hate from Mui is a dream come true! I’d be so happy 🥹

[goldenhypen]

aww no dw about replying late or anything (and dw about your replies being long too ahaha it’s fun to read and talk about ^_^ ugh take care tho :( <3 hope school isn’t being too mean to you :(

awwww that’s so sweet 😭😭😭 no but srsly to anyone who reaches out, i will always reply <3 i love it when ppl reach out, esp cuz i totally understand what it takes sometimes. i’m super introverted as well and find it hard reaching out to some ppl. but honestly just give it a shot, you don’t rlly have anything to lose from it anyway, only things to gain ✨ so yeah :> i’m rlly glad you reached out cuz if you didn’t,,,, omg don’t even wanna imagine that 😭

hahaha that’s honestly such a cool and unique way to get into kpop. and no bc i only knew i was gonna be obsessed cuz that was around the time i started getting into boy bands T-T snsjsjsj and so i thought this was gonna be smth rlly similar. turns out,, it was,,, but kpop had me a lot more obsessed than i initially anticipated and far more than any regular boy band could have made me :’> ahahaha

awww that’s such a sweet story :’> no but you’re so real for that. it’s truly incredible how idols manage to sing and dance and/or rap at the same time. and there’s even more to it than that. and they never fail to amaze me. they’re all built diff fr ,,,, oooo ok you might be right about me being the baekhyun bias type ahaha i do often bias the bubbly ones <3

omg during iland i was rooting for niki too! like ever since the beginning and i’m not completely sure why?? i think i chose him randomly and just decided to stick w him for fun. and then eventually after realizing jungwon was my bias, my attention gravitated more towards won but in the back of my mind i was always still cheering for niki as well. and in the end i was lucky enough to have them both in the final lineup :’> <3 and sjsndj i have absolutely NO CLUE how jake didn’t start standing out to me til AFTER iland sjsjsj like ????? i must’ve been completely blind (well maybe not completely,,, i still saw riki and won 🫶🏻🫶🏻) like jake was incredible and so sweet and everything you listed and more. it’s so sad that it took me that long to fully realize that 😭 but hey better late than never and now my love for him grows for more and more with each day 🫶🏻🫶🏻

omg svt and enha are like my ults of ults hahaha and when i say svt are just different ✨ like,,,, they’re literally everything omg. they can sing, rap and OFC dance. they do a lot of self producing. and theyre sooo funny and entertaining. they’re also such great ppl in general too. and i’ve learned sm through them and grown sm w them. and agh 🥹 no one does it like svt and they’ll always hold a special place in my heart that no one can replace 🥹 you saying hao and josh are your spirit ppl sjsjs you’re so real for that 🤞🏻

NAH NOT YOU SAYING EVERY TIME YOU COME BACK TO NCT THERES NEW MEMBERS HAHAHSJSJS no cuz that’s so true omg 😭 yeah no i stopped keeping up w their content a longgg time ago sjsjdj there’s sm content all the time it’s impossible to keep up 🥲 but at the same time,, that means you can never be bored w them! hehe

and omg you mentioning gidle !! i don’t think i mentioned it but i actually went to kcon this past summer and one of the manyyy groups i got to see was gidle !! and rlly up close too omg wait lemme grab some pics to show you!

^ i’ve convinced myself that yuqi is indeed looking at me in that second pic 😌 ahahaa but AHH it was so cool and omg THEYRE SO PRETTY IT WAS ACTUALLY SO UNREAL so grateful for that experience :( <3

Hey babess!! I always have been wanting to send an ask to you for a long time! I absolutely love and adore your works! I lobe going back to reread it again cause it gives me the feels! Your works are so gooddddd that i wish i could print it in my brain! Like the amount of times I've been delulu because of your work is not funny especially Jake's- i don't know when i started following you but i remember forgetting to follow you cause i click on your next work and readd! i have been pretty much here since in the middle of the corona period and reading your works! And I absolutely love your positive and fun vibes! You are so sweet and crazy! Like maybe I do have a friend crush on you- ★

a- i- a- my heart rn omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 sweet words like this always light my heart up and never fail to make me smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside 🥹 your words and support rlly mean the world to me. thank you so much for taking the time to say all this and let me know and just for all your love and kindness. you actually came at the perfect time too cuz i haven’t been having the best couple of days, and this rlly gave me a lot of joy in a time of more sadness and stress than usual. so thank you from the bottom of my heart. this truly means a lot to me ☹️🫶🏻😭

[jrueships]

I feel like most wide receivers are gay coded tbh

Which is why this All. Adds. Up.

[sh1-n0bu]

I need to leave my horny thoughts with someone and I chose you to be my victim but like am I the only one who goes absolutely feral over the thought of aftercare. Like I look at characters like scaramouche with the urge to absolute ruin him but like I want to take care of him too. I give him many kisses mwah mwah.

God damn it I'm so fucking gay

♡︎ ����𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙤𝙮 ♡︎

Characters: sub!scaramouche x dom!gn!reader

Warnings: like i always make my reader’s nb so everyone can feel included i do say cock but it can be thought of as a strap on too, hair pulling, crying, a bit of blood, mirror-fucking (kind of), a bit of dumbification, feminization, marking, a bit of a creampie ig???

and as a tradition no proof read, we die like a true horny mfs

Notes: and i will happily be the victim nonnie😌but yeah sameee. i’m more of a gentle dom but i don’t mind being mean sometimes(only with consent tho) and the aftercare would be just me spoiling the shit outta my bbies. also i tried head cannons for this ask. hope u don’t mind nonnie luv😚💓

oh scara scara scara

my favorite lovely brat

rough him up a bit he srsly wouldn’t mind it

mark him all up. the little whore wouldn’t mind showing off who he belongs to and who belongs to him

bite his neck, leave hickeys, bruise him up, and if the hickeys and love marks are starting to disappear, force him down and suck on the same spot

when you force him to sit still on your lap while marking him for long enough the little brat won’t hesitate to start grinding his needy neglected cock on your thighs

and when he feels nice and wants to be babied and spoiled by you, he would wear cute short pastel skirts and crop tops, a lace lingerie of your favorite color and favorite style

would lift up his tiny skirt to show you the see through lacy panties he chose and would ask “do i look pretty, love?”

pls spoil him, he needs it and definitely craves it even though he doesn’t say anything

buy him nice lingerie, accessories to go with it, clothes, spoil him, fuck him how he wants it

when you give him the gifts you got him or show him the tiniest bit of affection like goodbye kisses he just melts

put light make up on him just to watch as everything rolls down his face while his slutty hole gets absolutely wrecked by you

pull on his hair and make him watch himself get fucked stupid on the mirror opposite of your bed that you may or may not have put there purposely just for this reason

poor little scaramouche is so red and embarrassed of how you’re fucking his tiny self so good and deep to the point even a belly bulge is seen

he would whine and sob sooo prettily

“hic f-fuck me… mmoohre! pleashhee… i-i’ll be good hnng-ghh i’ll be shoshosho good! promishee”

and if you wanna leave him completely fucked out to the point he can’t even think of a single plea then press the cute belly bulge

baby boy would start trashing around with eyes blown wide and heart shaped pupils<3

“g-gAAANHHGG NO! NO NO NO! D-DON’T TOUCH ME THE-AAUUNNNGGH♡︎♡︎“

the prettiest crier fr fr😌

mouth open with his tongue lolling out, put your fingers in his mouth and gently pull on his tongue, it makes him cum right then and there on the spot

slowly but deeply fuck him, his eyes would turn into heart pupils real quick with his red eyeliner running down

make him suck your fingers, he has a bit of a hand kink, especially if you’re taller or your hand has some noticeable scars or/and blisters

heavily making out with him while turning his mind into a mushy mess has him whining and sobbing out so freely and loudly

LOUD and i cannot say this enough

would be even louder if you were to gently nibble on his lower lip and accidentally cause it to bleed

keep filling his cute slutty hole until he’s a sobbing mess who can’t even focus his eyes on you with his heart shaped pupils<3

but always be sure to take good care of him afterwards

since he’s short and a puppet i’m pretty sure he doesn’t weigh that much so manhandle him

princess carry your precious boy and have a nice refreshing bath with him, his mushy brain and marked body would enjoy the feeling

and always cuddling and a nice pillow talk where you just praise him and call him your good boy, your sweet prince is a must or else the brat will pout and ignore you in the morning🙄

hold him close to you while you both drift off to sleep

he’d have the cutest, pleased small smile🥹

“hnng - lub you too♡︎” —> his words not mine

[starglitterz]

i havent rlly gotten into other bands yet but im getting there!!

i fr thought 25ji was like the best one.. turns out wxs was more of my thing 😭 expected from a hhw liker

slowly turning into a tsukasa lover… Hes adorable ngl but RUI!! MY ONE AND ONLY KING..!!!!

feel like toya is just rui in a diff font LMFAO

yesss take your time !! i rmb at first i was only into mmj but now i stan like ALL of the bands HAHAHA

omfg right??? it was pretty similar for me too, although i do like 25ji's stories in terms of songs i prefer wxs LOL,,, i'm not sure what hhw is though sorry 😔

AND YESSS RUI LOVERS UNITE !!! although to be honest i prefer touya 😭 tsukasa so true !! he IS adorably chaotic and when hes paired w rui i srsly feel bad for everyone at their school having to deal w them LMAOOO. touya and akito aren't much better tho they are literally GLUED at the hip istg /pos

and KJKAJKSDKAS ?!??!?!?! YOU MAY BE RIGHT ?!??!! they're both tsukasa likers... it all makes sense now /j LOL i love touya my scrunkly i feel so bad for him tho 😭 the touya focus event was so sad </3 are there any cards you're saving up for btw? :O just curious hehehe <333

rmb to take care of yourself !! and don't play TOO much prsk in case you actually end up w carpal tunnel HSDJSJD ily mWAHHH pls do continue talking to me abt prsk it is the Highlight of my day <3

[fuwushiguro]

omg finally got caught up with wusyaname and omfgg???????? the last chapters???? i was so on edge it felt like i was watching a movie fr. megumi saying ily to reader over and over shouldn't have made me feel emotional like it did :(( even tho ik it was bc of the drugs a part of me wants it to really be true 💔💔 also poor yuuji my beloved he doesn't deserve what mc did to him :( but also i feel bad for mc like why isn't he talking to her it makes me so sad bc she's over here suffering sm and just wants to talk to her sweet bf and feel loved but look where it's gotten her and look what's happened. :(( also megumi saying he wants to corrupt reader and change her basically is so 👀 bc that would be so crazy if she actually DOES end up leaving yuuji bc of everything and she starts dating/or haging around megumi more and her whole personality changes and she just pushes everyone away, BUT the ppl around her can feel she isn't happy and isn't herself anymore and yuuji ESPECIALLY he feels somethings off and just wants to help but mc would probably push him away and lose herself more bc she just feels so bad abt everything :(( idk if that's gonna happen but it's what my mind thought of right after i read those parts lol but srsly the series is so good i'm looking forward to the next chapter and i hope inspirational keeps hitting you bc wow ur so amazing and talented!! anyways this was so long, i hope u have a good day! :)

ahhh im really glad you enjoyed it!! everything will get explained in the upcoming chapters hehe im so excited to share the rest of this story! im really pleased people are so into it :) <3

[smalltragedy]

* brigette lundy-paine, nonbinary + they/them | you know kirby wormwood, right? they’re twenty five, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, two weeks? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to ring ring by mika like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole balancing acts at perilous heights destined to entertain, jack of all trades master of none, refusal to accept the mortal world as it is thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is december 1st, so they’re a sagittarius, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( james, 21, est, they/them )

hllo welcome 2 my third character i love them a lot theyre a. remake of an older oc of mine so this is fun <3 sdfhk anyways once again i am asking u. pleathe like if u wld like to plot.

ARSON TW

mini playlist.

wizard ;; lucas lex / ring ring ;; mika / crows ;; clues / sunrise sunset ;; bright eyes / la llorona ;; beirut / no children ;; the mountain goats / might be love ;; the pesky snakes / sax in the city ;; let’s eat grandma.

statistics.

full name: kirby wormwood (currently).

nickname(s): magpie.

birthday: december 1st, 1995.

zodiac: sagittarius sun, aries moon, libra ascending.

mbti & temperament: estp & improvisor / sanguine.

label: the hellion.

hometown: abilene, texas.

sexuality: bisexual.

pinterest.

biography.

alright lets get right into it. kirby ws switched at birth. they cld’ve hd a very like. picket fence trampoline in the backyard. 4 columns cos its texas n it feels right. bt instead they were chosen <3 somewhat unintentionally <3 by dorothea n fawley wormwood, two traveling circus workers who emergency stopped in abilene.

n u know what. growing up in st. pierre’s traveling circus ws kinda fkn awesome? like ok. besides the fact tht they were homeschooled fr like evr n there were a sparing amt of children 2 socialize with? it ws p cool idk.

it ws kinda like everybody ws their parent n also not at all bc they were all very casual. bt they grew up learning hw 2 maintain the circus (n also like. normal school thingz bt i dnt think kirby hs ever cared abt school like ever) n whenever they hd a show kirby wld facepaint or handle tickets until they were old enough 2 start learning like. the Real fun things. 

fawley hd a lot of his own weird odd little like superstitions n beliefs n practically raised kirby on them like n they dnt rly <3 make a lot of sense. lots of made up philosophy. very much like. nothing defines u. u cn b anything or anyone. n kirby ws like ok cool. n then developed a god complex.

names didnt rly stick 2 kirby when they were a kid like. nothing satisfied them or felt worthy fr them or simply they just. got tired of a name. this isnt related 2 them being nonbinary BUT it did help ease some of the. pressure of exploring gender identity. theyve only hd one name tht stuck genuinely n tht ws magpie n. thts bc everybody hd their own bird name n it felt very. like community. like a role. usually the names they used during performances bt. anyways KFHDSGLKKHL

theyre Kirby bt answers 2 most. neutral nouns.

honestly. they were also a rascal as a youth. ws like. oh. i learned sleight of hand? cool. time 2 pick pockets. wld throw popcorn into the hair of other kids n b like. omggg what was that ... became a mime fr a year. it ws a rigorous training.

now a master of charades. bt anyways. they traveled pretty much weekly, maybe bimonthly n sometimes just pure monthly. there wsn’t an off season fr them, when the colder months came they’d travel south and when summer rolled in they’d go right back up again. it ws easy to switch personas almost daily n just. never reveal ur true self. totally not saying tht’s what kirby did bt thts what they did. it nvr made them lose sight of themselves it ws more like. acting. tricking ppl fr fun. 

anyways all good things come 2 an end and when kirby ws like. 18. they were like hey ur old enough that we cn trust u with fire. we think. n they started 2 learn fire-throwing n like. they were ok at it bt lessons were painfully slow n kirby ws like. i wld b so good at this if i cld do it all the time. n it ws like. hey kirby, chill. u already know a lot of things.

arson tw // u see where this is going. tents are kind of flammable. kirby ws unsupervised. bad decisions all around. circus is aflame. all the animals n all the circus workers got out fine bt like. st. pierre’s ws efficiently out of business. arson end of tw //

n kirby fkn booked it they just. ran. pure fear. nvr looked back which is like super traitorous of them 2 do bt. sometimes they meet up in secret like. sunglasses n all at a coffee shop. not all of them just like. fawley or someone else. theyre like. ur family u cld burn down a thousand circuses n we’d still love u. n kirby is like yeah i know bt i’ve rly committed to the bit now. n they dnt reunite.

anyways. since then kirby hs just been. a traveler. nvr rly staying anywhere fr super long n driving around in their shitty little van tht’d been used as housing back at st. pierre’s.

they’re in irving n theyve been there fr almost. suspiciously long. compared 2 their average stays. when asked abt what they do or why theyre there theyll just. give a vague answer or spin a long tale tht usually involves a burning circus.

theyre staying at uh. abernathy creek rn bc of course they r they fit in so naturally. welcomed with wide arms. might b soul searching rn might b on the hunt fr their birth parents might b just vibing ... whose to say ..

personality & facts.

has a Big personality tht attracts others fr better or fr worse. either super likeable or the most despicable person on the earth. no in betweens. n honestly tht is a talent in itself

has no off button is constantly. spinning tales or performing a dance or getting kicked out of bars fr whatever nonsense reason. 

honestly they prob think tht nothing bad cn ever happen to them even tho like. bad has literally happened 2 them before? love the optimism here. KLFGDLKFSDHGF

acts a bit like u’ve known them fr ur entire life they r oddly warm in tht way bt they themself r so distant tht its like. oh nice ok ...

both honest n yet dishonest like. yes they will hustle u out of ur money bt they will also tell u their opinion straight up. 

probably smart bt they r just like. prime thembo? flowy pirate shirts n cropped tshirts n pants tht r never tight. dresses like they do still work n live at a circus. 

likes 2 instigate things between others n then stand back n just watch it happen while taking like zero accountability. loves a good small town drama. avid milf hunter.

does not hv any faith in the american healthcare system at all n will straight up refuse 2 go 2 a hospital if they get hurt theyre like. i cn do it myself im like practically a professional. they r not a professional. 

bt does hv like. a thing abt apples. fkn loves them. 

uuuhhh cn play instruments bt all very badly. only knows one (1) song tht isnt made up n its wonderwall by oasis. they play it at parties. they expect fr tomatoes to b thrown at them at any given time.

very nimble. agile. granted its frm. learning circus tricks frm a baby age bt they hv impeccable balance n cn sneak up behind anyone without a single noise. uses this 2 their advantage in order 2 scare ppl. chaotic neutral.

loves having the attention on them i wont fk around here. will go to drastic measures to accomplish receiving it. my other muses r capable of taking things srsly bt kirby just. is not. they do not take a single thing srsly they barely even took. st. pierre’s destruction srsly n they caused it. maybe.

likes being able to just. be unknown so the amt tht ppl know abt them is actually very. little. i dnt think they even tell others their last name. sometimes not even their first. just hs so many aliases n nicknames. i know i didnt list any bt thts simply bc Any cld.

probably acts out to compensate fr the. underlying guilt they hv bt thts okay. i mean it isnt bt.

will probably show up if u call them fr help bt they lose interest in people p quickly n r always moving onto the next shiniest person. bt when they do they give them like. all their attention. if u wrong them in this period they will just. ignore it. bt when theyre bored then its like. u werent even friends at all? very odd.

perhaps it is commitment issues bt <3 ya. thts them. they do not claim favorite colors or movies or. most interests. probably bc theyre very very disconnected frm pop culture i think they learn everything thru twitter n google.

i wld not call them a good person bt i also dnt think theyre like evil horrible nasty awful they just. think abt themself a lot more than they think abt others n also refuses to face consequences ever and also .. anyways.

wanted plots.

part of the bird’s nest ;; honorary bird honorary circus member. u hv to be very well regarded by kirby to earn a bird name bt i feel like tht doesnt feel like a lot considering theyve only been here fr like. two weeks KDGDSHKGK. the catch is tht u cn only refer 2 them as magpie frm then forward. 

hand in unlovable hand ;; theres comfort in being terrible ppl together n it may not last bt it doesnt hv to anyways. its just them n the like. vibes. n knowing tht its smth thts nvr gna b long term. cld b anything ur character just hs to be also a little evil. KHDSGFDS

one jester ... wht abt ... TWO jesters .. ;; hoo boy. ooh man. unstoppable force and immovable object combine forces n just become. the worst of the worst. ultimate jokesters. epic pranksters. absolute clowns. chaotic energy unmatched. always nonsense. 

n also ;; ppl they’ve stolen frm, ppl who hv caught them in that act, ppl who’ve maybe seen them in the circus a very long time ago, Found Family Trope, real family shenanigans, kirby just asking everybody if theyre their dad., mortal enemies if they see each other its an instant duel 2 the death, etc.

[seelestia]

i can understand little one lol ah yes the olden days, i was so naive and foolish, suppressing my love for my beloved *shakes head sagely*

cries slfjslfklskdld imagine basking in that moment, closing your eyes as you listen to the velvety rich voice caressing your auditory senses. breathing slowly and savoring the smell of sun-kissed laundry of his coat and the slightest whiff of cologne. if this is what it leads to for lacking sleep then i will gladly forsake my sleep at night :)))

my pulls went.... great........ hahaha.... ha...... i spent S$200

an in-game selfie? i'm not good at taking any kind of selfies but I'll try the next time i log in lol meanwhile, look at zhongli judging me

omg the infamous tier list??? i think that would make a fun tag game actually! if you ever decide to do it remember to tag me lol

lol yes i decided to go with the selfship name cause i was out of ideas on what name to use sldksldk

ohhh very interesting indeed!! also, me and lin is the same height then!! mwahaha that's good, it means i can give him headpats :3

that tiktok sljdlskd true so true i do NOT want to know what that thing is nuh uh no thank you!!!

i'm taking the sumeru exploration really slowly lol i just got to sumeru city after meeting tighnari and collei!! i like the landscapes so far, altho i'm still not used to maneuvering around it (i am also very bad at controlling the characters normally soooo)

at least, it didn't come to the point where you'd censor his name because that would've been peak denial. (suddenly, it seems fun to type zh*ngli like it's some kind of cursed name /j)

why is that thought keeping you further awake instead of lulling you to the beloved dreamland (/j). BUT THE WAY YOU ADDED TO THAT BRAINROT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, AAAAA <3 i may not be a zhongli kisser, but i kiss rin jie's writing because it is >>>>

take a selfie of zhongli with his raging friend, azhdaha in the back for us, rin <3 (/j) no wonder your brother asked if you're gonna have money for food. zhongli, you took your sweet time 😭 BUT HE IS HOME !! and the way he went 🤨 on the character screen HELFPSKDK o, bestow your wisdom, my great lord. whom shall i discard. (/j)

hehe, i think so too~ it's like an interesting look into how each writer perceives the characters !! oh, you know you're going to be on the tagging list, rin jie ;D you don't even need to tell me because you're the first person that comes to mind automatically for me fjwkkskwe (/g)

if you ever make a genshin oc, i'm going to throw lin at them so quick because he needs more acquaintances and i already know your oc will be cool because they obviously inherit their creator's brain !! >:)

IIRC, EVEN HOYOVERSE SAYS "but why are you even unsealing them in the first place?" AND I AM JUST 😭 hoyoverse, you're srsly targeting my curiosity like that??? they look like they're about to consume my heizou alive, so no ty <//3

ahhh, understandable! me too, tbh. it's probably because i'm still getting used to the unfamiliar terrain with the mountains and cliffs and all, but sumeru is vv pretty! have you seen the library in the city tho??? it fr reminds me of the beauty and the beast but with a different color palette, hehe <3

[elenaturnerge1]

Google Top Contributor Summit 2017

Running Amok at the Google Plex

In November I met up with Google Top Contributors from North and South America for Google’s TC Summit. Here’s ⅗ of my face with some really fantastic humans who like to help others with Google’s stuff.

2017 Google Top Contributor Summit – Americas

A little background: Google’s Top Contributor program is basically a group of hand-picked tech enthusiasts who hang around in Google’s product forums and help. I’m a part of the Webmaster Central Help Forum. We tackle all the stuff you associate with SEO, and then some. It’s wicked fun. I’ve been in that forum since around 2008 and before that in Google’s Sitemaps forum (when figuring out XML syntax was the fresh hot thing re: ~2005/6ish). It’s no wonder I have such a hoppin’ social life, yeah?

So, whatd’ya do?

Day 1 > General Fun

UX Studies

Per product 1:1 time with engineers to give feedback and test new tech (including some awesome stuff Google has coming s(w)oon). I participated in:

Search Console

Webmaster Central, and

VR mobile gaming. You guys, monster trucks driving on your table via your phone. *fist pump*

General Sessions

TCs from all of the different support forums are together for the first day. The day was full of:

BIG thank you’s from the Google teams for all of the TCs

Updates on the TC program/platforms

Google hardware – phones, laptops, Click, Home, Daydream, those fantastically magical ear buds I want to get my hands on, etc.

Details on the Google Assistant

Machine learning at Google

Loon in Peru

Oh, and we tested out the top volume on the new Google Home Max. It def goes to 11.

Day 2 > All Things Webmaster / SEO

This day is also known as Ashley’s Other Birthday. It’s a deep dive for Webmaster TC’s that’s chock-full of time with the engineers and product managers working on the tools & algorithms we really care about.

https://twitter.com/beussery/status/928121879063179264

Mobile First Index

More about the phased-rollout and how that affects webmasters – some sites are already on the MFI, others may not be on for a long, long time. It’s all about readiness.

Max Prin made a fab mobile readiness tool that was recommended.

Looking for pages that are on the MFI? Look at the cache.

Changes in recommendations

Put your structured data markup on mobile pages too!

Hreflang

Mobile FR <-> mobile IT

Desktop FR <-> Desktop IT

Responsive should just work

No changes in rel=canonical or other markup

And of course, links? What about links to the desktop site when you have a separate site for mobile? Google *should* be able to fold all links to both the desktop/mobile URLs nicely so you get ‘credit’.

*Theoretical

AMP

More info about the favorite kid in the family –

AMP as canonicals

AMP + PWAs

*pwamp*

AMP success metrics from the SERPs

2x+ more time spent on AMP pages

20% increase in sales conversions

It’s easy for Google to cherry pick case studies and we all know there are downsides to tossing resources into AMP, but I still think it’s worth exploring for most sites.

Stealing from AMP

Taking the code for AMP components but using it in otherwise “regular” pages. Can you do this? Yeah. Will it work? Probably / most of the time. It may bust some stuff. So, steal clean code but just make sure you test mkay?

But, AMP as canonical is a pretty cool idea and some sites are already doing it (check out http://ift.tt/2AFs2fn, http://ift.tt/2fMzw3r, https://tasty.co/, http://ift.tt/2wTcCRO).

Google Search Console

All of the new things! Lots coming! For the love of all that is holy give me more beta access, Google!

GSC became a sort of slow lumbering beast with a plate of spaghetti code over the years. Google is fixing that. And adding new things. GSC is going to be a lean and useful beast.

Lots to come, but my fav new feature is a link function to share static/visual reports similar to gdrive sharing.

I’m also digging the deeper focus on structured data. There’s so much you can do with the right markup. Stuck? We love exploring new ways to markup your content so don’t be shy. Google’s pushing SD to become more and more important especially with mobile-first and browser-less search results.

And big G is working on cleaning up some of that structured data spam we all see in the SERPs.

New & old GSC will run in parallel until data parity is reached

Webspam, Safebrowsing, Web Security

These are my favorite sessions! Eeek!

Spam

We saw interesting case studies on fighting international spam trends (and learned that Turkish hackers are probably the nicest) and got new information on how spam and spam links are handled these days.

Safe Browsing

The usual suspects: malware, phishing, UwS, social engineering, etc.

Implementing repeat offender policies that even I think are too nice.

Making sure webmasters know the biggest risks – I’m looking at you shifty ad networks and rando 3rd party plugins.

Web security

Google wants to educate webmasters to find, clean up, fix and resolve web security issues with a PWA that Google announced at I/O this year

Sign up here: http://ift.tt/2qyCTkY).

It’s pretty sexy. Seriously though, running a Linux server and full WordPress implementations in the browser that largely works offline. Holy hell it’s a fun way to promote web security education.

So…. Whatd’ya Learn?

Lots of things. All of the things. Details on existing stuff, new stuff, stuff coming soon. I am under NDA on a lot content so I’m limited on specifics I can share, but the TC program is meant to share info between TCs and Googlers so we can all give better help and do better work.

Other Shenanigans

I participate in the TC program because I like to help. I like the people (even the weird ones; especially the weird ones). I love technology and having a safe place to learn. And it feels really good to be recognized by Google. I’m a sucker for recognition and a pat on the back. I really love being able to take all of the goodness and bring it back to my work & my team here. Local SEO Guide cares about giving out really good SEO guidance and solving really tough problems and being a TC has helped prep me to be a small part of the bigger picture.

And now just for funsies

Photo booths. Oh god I love photo booths. And you may wonder, why am I such a jerk that I would position my gigantic head right in front of JohnMu? I don’t know. I just am.

My intrusively giant head

But it’s all good. When I had the chance to join the live Webmaster Hangout that week he got me back.

John’s intrusively giant head

And because I’m a sentimental beast, here are a couple of my fave photos from the 2015 TC Summit.

A Gaggle of Geeks

10/10 cool

srsly tho

The 2013 Summit was the year of the bottle of tequila & a conveyor belt of White Castle burgers (for real). I was invited, with my friend Sasch, to give a presentation to Googlers & other webmasters. OMG! And of course, 2013 was the year I took a pic with Cutts that allows me to photoshop him endorsing pretty much whatever. I take requests. 

Say Anything

Totally legit.

It’s true

2011… there was something about a pink feather boa I vaguely remember. The truth is out there, somewhere, on the internet. And if you find it definitely send those pics my way.

Fun, yeah? If you’re interested in the Top Contributor program – check out http://ift.tt/1IByWKE or start posting/helping in the Webmaster Central Forum. If you’re interested in damn good SEO guidance, reach out to the team here.

The main stage

http://ift.tt/2AHvEO9

[evanstheodoredqe]

Google Top Contributor Summit 2017

Running Amok at the Google Plex

In November I met up with Google Top Contributors from North and South America for Google’s TC Summit. Here’s ⅗ of my face with some really fantastic humans who like to help others with Google’s stuff.

2017 Google Top Contributor Summit – Americas

A little background: Google’s Top Contributor program is basically a group of hand-picked tech enthusiasts who hang around in Google’s product forums and help. I’m a part of the Webmaster Central Help Forum. We tackle all the stuff you associate with SEO, and then some. It’s wicked fun. I’ve been in that forum since around 2008 and before that in Google’s Sitemaps forum (when figuring out XML syntax was the fresh hot thing re: ~2005/6ish). It’s no wonder I have such a hoppin’ social life, yeah?

So, whatd’ya do?

Day 1 > General Fun

UX Studies

Per product 1:1 time with engineers to give feedback and test new tech (including some awesome stuff Google has coming s(w)oon). I participated in:

Search Console

Webmaster Central, and

VR mobile gaming. You guys, monster trucks driving on your table via your phone. *fist pump*

General Sessions

TCs from all of the different support forums are together for the first day. The day was full of:

BIG thank you’s from the Google teams for all of the TCs

Updates on the TC program/platforms

Google hardware – phones, laptops, Click, Home, Daydream, those fantastically magical ear buds I want to get my hands on, etc.

Details on the Google Assistant

Machine learning at Google

Loon in Peru

Oh, and we tested out the top volume on the new Google Home Max. It def goes to 11.

Day 2 > All Things Webmaster / SEO

This day is also known as Ashley’s Other Birthday. It’s a deep dive for Webmaster TC’s that’s chock-full of time with the engineers and product managers working on the tools & algorithms we really care about.

https://twitter.com/beussery/status/928121879063179264

Mobile First Index

More about the phased-rollout and how that affects webmasters – some sites are already on the MFI, others may not be on for a long, long time. It’s all about readiness.

Max Prin made a fab mobile readiness tool that was recommended.

Looking for pages that are on the MFI? Look at the cache.

Changes in recommendations

Put your structured data markup on mobile pages too!

Hreflang

Mobile FR <-> mobile IT

Desktop FR <-> Desktop IT

Responsive should just work

No changes in rel=canonical or other markup

And of course, links? What about links to the desktop site when you have a separate site for mobile? Google *should* be able to fold all links to both the desktop/mobile URLs nicely so you get ‘credit’.

*Theoretical

AMP

More info about the favorite kid in the family –

AMP as canonicals

AMP + PWAs

*pwamp*

AMP success metrics from the SERPs

2x+ more time spent on AMP pages

20% increase in sales conversions

It’s easy for Google to cherry pick case studies and we all know there are downsides to tossing resources into AMP, but I still think it’s worth exploring for most sites.

Stealing from AMP

Taking the code for AMP components but using it in otherwise “regular” pages. Can you do this? Yeah. Will it work? Probably / most of the time. It may bust some stuff. So, steal clean code but just make sure you test mkay?

But, AMP as canonical is a pretty cool idea and some sites are already doing it (check out http://ift.tt/2AFs2fn, http://ift.tt/2fMzw3r, https://tasty.co/, http://ift.tt/2wTcCRO).

Google Search Console

All of the new things! Lots coming! For the love of all that is holy give me more beta access, Google!

GSC became a sort of slow lumbering beast with a plate of spaghetti code over the years. Google is fixing that. And adding new things. GSC is going to be a lean and useful beast.

Lots to come, but my fav new feature is a link function to share static/visual reports similar to gdrive sharing.

I’m also digging the deeper focus on structured data. There’s so much you can do with the right markup. Stuck? We love exploring new ways to markup your content so don’t be shy. Google’s pushing SD to become more and more important especially with mobile-first and browser-less search results.

And big G is working on cleaning up some of that structured data spam we all see in the SERPs.

New & old GSC will run in parallel until data parity is reached

Webspam, Safebrowsing, Web Security

These are my favorite sessions! Eeek!

Spam

We saw interesting case studies on fighting international spam trends (and learned that Turkish hackers are probably the nicest) and got new information on how spam and spam links are handled these days.

Safe Browsing

The usual suspects: malware, phishing, UwS, social engineering, etc.

Implementing repeat offender policies that even I think are too nice.

Making sure webmasters know the biggest risks – I’m looking at you shifty ad networks and rando 3rd party plugins.

Web security

Google wants to educate webmasters to find, clean up, fix and resolve web security issues with a PWA that Google announced at I/O this year

Sign up here: http://ift.tt/2qyCTkY).

It’s pretty sexy. Seriously though, running a Linux server and full WordPress implementations in the browser that largely works offline. Holy hell it’s a fun way to promote web security education.

So…. Whatd’ya Learn?

Lots of things. All of the things. Details on existing stuff, new stuff, stuff coming soon. I am under NDA on a lot content so I’m limited on specifics I can share, but the TC program is meant to share info between TCs and Googlers so we can all give better help and do better work.

Other Shenanigans

I participate in the TC program because I like to help. I like the people (even the weird ones; especially the weird ones). I love technology and having a safe place to learn. And it feels really good to be recognized by Google. I’m a sucker for recognition and a pat on the back. I really love being able to take all of the goodness and bring it back to my work & my team here. Local SEO Guide cares about giving out really good SEO guidance and solving really tough problems and being a TC has helped prep me to be a small part of the bigger picture.

And now just for funsies

Photo booths. Oh god I love photo booths. And you may wonder, why am I such a jerk that I would position my gigantic head right in front of JohnMu? I don’t know. I just am.

My intrusively giant head

But it’s all good. When I had the chance to join the live Webmaster Hangout that week he got me back.

John’s intrusively giant head

And because I’m a sentimental beast, here are a couple of my fave photos from the 2015 TC Summit.

A Gaggle of Geeks

10/10 cool

srsly tho

The 2013 Summit was the year of the bottle of tequila & a conveyor belt of White Castle burgers (for real). I was invited, with my friend Sasch, to give a presentation to Googlers & other webmasters. OMG! And of course, 2013 was the year I took a pic with Cutts that allows me to photoshop him endorsing pretty much whatever. I take requests. 

Say Anything

Totally legit.

It’s true

2011… there was something about a pink feather boa I vaguely remember. The truth is out there, somewhere, on the internet. And if you find it definitely send those pics my way.

Fun, yeah? If you’re interested in the Top Contributor program – check out http://ift.tt/1IByWKE or start posting/helping in the Webmaster Central Forum. If you’re interested in damn good SEO guidance, reach out to the team here.

The main stage

http://ift.tt/2AHvEO9

[wendyjudithqe]

Google Top Contributor Summit 2017

Running Amok at the Google Plex

In November I met up with Google Top Contributors from North and South America for Google’s TC Summit. Here’s ⅗ of my face with some really fantastic humans who like to help others with Google’s stuff.

2017 Google Top Contributor Summit – Americas

A little background: Google’s Top Contributor program is basically a group of hand-picked tech enthusiasts who hang around in Google’s product forums and help. I’m a part of the Webmaster Central Help Forum. We tackle all the stuff you associate with SEO, and then some. It’s wicked fun. I’ve been in that forum since around 2008 and before that in Google’s Sitemaps forum (when figuring out XML syntax was the fresh hot thing re: ~2005/6ish). It’s no wonder I have such a hoppin’ social life, yeah?

So, whatd’ya do?

Day 1 > General Fun

UX Studies

Per product 1:1 time with engineers to give feedback and test new tech (including some awesome stuff Google has coming s(w)oon). I participated in:

Search Console

Webmaster Central, and

VR mobile gaming. You guys, monster trucks driving on your table via your phone. *fist pump*

General Sessions

TCs from all of the different support forums are together for the first day. The day was full of:

BIG thank you’s from the Google teams for all of the TCs

Updates on the TC program/platforms

Google hardware – phones, laptops, Click, Home, Daydream, those fantastically magical ear buds I want to get my hands on, etc.

Details on the Google Assistant

Machine learning at Google

Loon in Peru

Oh, and we tested out the top volume on the new Google Home Max. It def goes to 11.

Day 2 > All Things Webmaster / SEO

This day is also known as Ashley’s Other Birthday. It’s a deep dive for Webmaster TC’s that’s chock-full of time with the engineers and product managers working on the tools & algorithms we really care about.

https://twitter.com/beussery/status/928121879063179264

Mobile First Index

More about the phased-rollout and how that affects webmasters – some sites are already on the MFI, others may not be on for a long, long time. It’s all about readiness.

Max Prin made a fab mobile readiness tool that was recommended.

Looking for pages that are on the MFI? Look at the cache.

Changes in recommendations

Put your structured data markup on mobile pages too!

Hreflang

Mobile FR <-> mobile IT

Desktop FR <-> Desktop IT

Responsive should just work

No changes in rel=canonical or other markup

And of course, links? What about links to the desktop site when you have a separate site for mobile? Google *should* be able to fold all links to both the desktop/mobile URLs nicely so you get ‘credit’.

*Theoretical

AMP

More info about the favorite kid in the family –

AMP as canonicals

AMP + PWAs

*pwamp*

AMP success metrics from the SERPs

2x+ more time spent on AMP pages

20% increase in sales conversions

It’s easy for Google to cherry pick case studies and we all know there are downsides to tossing resources into AMP, but I still think it’s worth exploring for most sites.

Stealing from AMP

Taking the code for AMP components but using it in otherwise “regular” pages. Can you do this? Yeah. Will it work? Probably / most of the time. It may bust some stuff. So, steal clean code but just make sure you test mkay?

But, AMP as canonical is a pretty cool idea and some sites are already doing it (check out http://ift.tt/2AFs2fn, http://ift.tt/2fMzw3r, https://tasty.co/, http://ift.tt/2wTcCRO).

Google Search Console

All of the new things! Lots coming! For the love of all that is holy give me more beta access, Google!

GSC became a sort of slow lumbering beast with a plate of spaghetti code over the years. Google is fixing that. And adding new things. GSC is going to be a lean and useful beast.

Lots to come, but my fav new feature is a link function to share static/visual reports similar to gdrive sharing.

I’m also digging the deeper focus on structured data. There’s so much you can do with the right markup. Stuck? We love exploring new ways to markup your content so don’t be shy. Google’s pushing SD to become more and more important especially with mobile-first and browser-less search results.

And big G is working on cleaning up some of that structured data spam we all see in the SERPs.

New & old GSC will run in parallel until data parity is reached

Webspam, Safebrowsing, Web Security

These are my favorite sessions! Eeek!

Spam

We saw interesting case studies on fighting international spam trends (and learned that Turkish hackers are probably the nicest) and got new information on how spam and spam links are handled these days.

Safe Browsing

The usual suspects: malware, phishing, UwS, social engineering, etc.

Implementing repeat offender policies that even I think are too nice.

Making sure webmasters know the biggest risks – I’m looking at you shifty ad networks and rando 3rd party plugins.

Web security

Google wants to educate webmasters to find, clean up, fix and resolve web security issues with a PWA that Google announced at I/O this year

Sign up here: http://ift.tt/2qyCTkY).

It’s pretty sexy. Seriously though, running a Linux server and full WordPress implementations in the browser that largely works offline. Holy hell it’s a fun way to promote web security education.

So…. Whatd’ya Learn?

Lots of things. All of the things. Details on existing stuff, new stuff, stuff coming soon. I am under NDA on a lot content so I’m limited on specifics I can share, but the TC program is meant to share info between TCs and Googlers so we can all give better help and do better work.

Other Shenanigans

I participate in the TC program because I like to help. I like the people (even the weird ones; especially the weird ones). I love technology and having a safe place to learn. And it feels really good to be recognized by Google. I’m a sucker for recognition and a pat on the back. I really love being able to take all of the goodness and bring it back to my work & my team here. Local SEO Guide cares about giving out really good SEO guidance and solving really tough problems and being a TC has helped prep me to be a small part of the bigger picture.

And now just for funsies

Photo booths. Oh god I love photo booths. And you may wonder, why am I such a jerk that I would position my gigantic head right in front of JohnMu? I don’t know. I just am.

My intrusively giant head

But it’s all good. When I had the chance to join the live Webmaster Hangout that week he got me back.

John’s intrusively giant head

And because I’m a sentimental beast, here are a couple of my fave photos from the 2015 TC Summit.

A Gaggle of Geeks

10/10 cool

srsly tho

The 2013 Summit was the year of the bottle of tequila & a conveyor belt of White Castle burgers (for real). I was invited, with my friend Sasch, to give a presentation to Googlers & other webmasters. OMG! And of course, 2013 was the year I took a pic with Cutts that allows me to photoshop him endorsing pretty much whatever. I take requests. 

Say Anything

Totally legit.

It’s true

2011… there was something about a pink feather boa I vaguely remember. The truth is out there, somewhere, on the internet. And if you find it definitely send those pics my way.

Fun, yeah? If you’re interested in the Top Contributor program – check out http://ift.tt/1IByWKE or start posting/helping in the Webmaster Central Forum. If you’re interested in damn good SEO guidance, reach out to the team here.

The main stage

http://ift.tt/2AHvEO9

[mariaajamesol]

Google Top Contributor Summit 2017

Running Amok at the Google Plex

In November I met up with Google Top Contributors from North and South America for Google’s TC Summit. Here’s ⅗ of my face with some really fantastic humans who like to help others with Google’s stuff.

2017 Google Top Contributor Summit – Americas

A little background: Google’s Top Contributor program is basically a group of hand-picked tech enthusiasts who hang around in Google’s product forums and help. I’m a part of the Webmaster Central Help Forum. We tackle all the stuff you associate with SEO, and then some. It’s wicked fun. I’ve been in that forum since around 2008 and before that in Google’s Sitemaps forum (when figuring out XML syntax was the fresh hot thing re: ~2005/6ish). It’s no wonder I have such a hoppin’ social life, yeah?

So, whatd’ya do?

Day 1 > General Fun

UX Studies

Per product 1:1 time with engineers to give feedback and test new tech (including some awesome stuff Google has coming s(w)oon). I participated in:

Search Console

Webmaster Central, and

VR mobile gaming. You guys, monster trucks driving on your table via your phone. *fist pump*

General Sessions

TCs from all of the different support forums are together for the first day. The day was full of:

BIG thank you’s from the Google teams for all of the TCs

Updates on the TC program/platforms

Google hardware – phones, laptops, Click, Home, Daydream, those fantastically magical ear buds I want to get my hands on, etc.

Details on the Google Assistant

Machine learning at Google

Loon in Peru

Oh, and we tested out the top volume on the new Google Home Max. It def goes to 11.

Day 2 > All Things Webmaster / SEO

This day is also known as Ashley’s Other Birthday. It’s a deep dive for Webmaster TC’s that’s chock-full of time with the engineers and product managers working on the tools & algorithms we really care about.

https://twitter.com/beussery/status/928121879063179264

Mobile First Index

More about the phased-rollout and how that affects webmasters – some sites are already on the MFI, others may not be on for a long, long time. It’s all about readiness.

Max Prin made a fab mobile readiness tool that was recommended.

Looking for pages that are on the MFI? Look at the cache.

Changes in recommendations

Put your structured data markup on mobile pages too!

Hreflang

Mobile FR <-> mobile IT

Desktop FR <-> Desktop IT

Responsive should just work

No changes in rel=canonical or other markup

And of course, links? What about links to the desktop site when you have a separate site for mobile? Google *should* be able to fold all links to both the desktop/mobile URLs nicely so you get ‘credit’.

*Theoretical

AMP

More info about the favorite kid in the family –

AMP as canonicals

AMP + PWAs

*pwamp*

AMP success metrics from the SERPs

2x+ more time spent on AMP pages

20% increase in sales conversions

It’s easy for Google to cherry pick case studies and we all know there are downsides to tossing resources into AMP, but I still think it’s worth exploring for most sites.

Stealing from AMP

Taking the code for AMP components but using it in otherwise “regular” pages. Can you do this? Yeah. Will it work? Probably / most of the time. It may bust some stuff. So, steal clean code but just make sure you test mkay?

But, AMP as canonical is a pretty cool idea and some sites are already doing it (check out http://ift.tt/2AFs2fn, http://ift.tt/2fMzw3r, https://tasty.co/, http://ift.tt/2wTcCRO).

Google Search Console

All of the new things! Lots coming! For the love of all that is holy give me more beta access, Google!

GSC became a sort of slow lumbering beast with a plate of spaghetti code over the years. Google is fixing that. And adding new things. GSC is going to be a lean and useful beast.

Lots to come, but my fav new feature is a link function to share static/visual reports similar to gdrive sharing.

I’m also digging the deeper focus on structured data. There’s so much you can do with the right markup. Stuck? We love exploring new ways to markup your content so don’t be shy. Google’s pushing SD to become more and more important especially with mobile-first and browser-less search results.

And big G is working on cleaning up some of that structured data spam we all see in the SERPs.

New & old GSC will run in parallel until data parity is reached

Webspam, Safebrowsing, Web Security

These are my favorite sessions! Eeek!

Spam

We saw interesting case studies on fighting international spam trends (and learned that Turkish hackers are probably the nicest) and got new information on how spam and spam links are handled these days.

Safe Browsing

The usual suspects: malware, phishing, UwS, social engineering, etc.

Implementing repeat offender policies that even I think are too nice.

Making sure webmasters know the biggest risks – I’m looking at you shifty ad networks and rando 3rd party plugins.

Web security

Google wants to educate webmasters to find, clean up, fix and resolve web security issues with a PWA that Google announced at I/O this year

Sign up here: http://ift.tt/2qyCTkY).

It’s pretty sexy. Seriously though, running a Linux server and full WordPress implementations in the browser that largely works offline. Holy hell it’s a fun way to promote web security education.

So…. Whatd’ya Learn?

Lots of things. All of the things. Details on existing stuff, new stuff, stuff coming soon. I am under NDA on a lot content so I’m limited on specifics I can share, but the TC program is meant to share info between TCs and Googlers so we can all give better help and do better work.

Other Shenanigans

I participate in the TC program because I like to help. I like the people (even the weird ones; especially the weird ones). I love technology and having a safe place to learn. And it feels really good to be recognized by Google. I’m a sucker for recognition and a pat on the back. I really love being able to take all of the goodness and bring it back to my work & my team here. Local SEO Guide cares about giving out really good SEO guidance and solving really tough problems and being a TC has helped prep me to be a small part of the bigger picture.

And now just for funsies

Photo booths. Oh god I love photo booths. And you may wonder, why am I such a jerk that I would position my gigantic head right in front of JohnMu? I don’t know. I just am.

My intrusively giant head

But it’s all good. When I had the chance to join the live Webmaster Hangout that week he got me back.

John’s intrusively giant head

And because I’m a sentimental beast, here are a couple of my fave photos from the 2015 TC Summit.

A Gaggle of Geeks

10/10 cool

srsly tho

The 2013 Summit was the year of the bottle of tequila & a conveyor belt of White Castle burgers (for real). I was invited, with my friend Sasch, to give a presentation to Googlers & other webmasters. OMG! And of course, 2013 was the year I took a pic with Cutts that allows me to photoshop him endorsing pretty much whatever. I take requests. 

Say Anything

Totally legit.

It’s true

2011… there was something about a pink feather boa I vaguely remember. The truth is out there, somewhere, on the internet. And if you find it definitely send those pics my way.

Fun, yeah? If you’re interested in the Top Contributor program – check out http://ift.tt/1IByWKE or start posting/helping in the Webmaster Central Forum. If you’re interested in damn good SEO guidance, reach out to the team here.

The main stage

http://ift.tt/2AHvEO9