#but seriously fuck miles

[drachenblood]

Guess I'll just be that person since having seen the way he's hurt his victims THIS YEAR as recent as three months ago, I will not stand by giving this man a safe space here, do not interact with me if you're interacting with miles/reapcrbunny.

No like seriously the way he's acting in his posts and rules that his problematic stuff he did was years ago is disgusting. He's being deceptive and trying to trick people and I don't want to see more people hurt by him.

[mysterycitrus]

if given the chance bruce and talia could have such an incredible dynamic in comics if only writers stopped being incredibly racist to talia

if dc somehow refrained from being racist about talia for a single second and embraced the fact that bruce waynes autistic swag is like catnip to hot women with complicated pasts we would literally witness the love story of a generation

[darinsa]

hear me out

[alex062e03]

Every once in a while i remember that yes, Phoenix Wright did, in fact, switched his majors from A R T to law, went through years of hell that is law school, took the bar exam and became full ass lawyer, just to meet the guy he knew when he was like nine, because that guy didn't answer his letters.

Yes, he did that.

[hoe4him]

I wanna write a fanfic...

AHHHH.. IDKKK

[ethan-acfan]

So I'm finally working on my ac fic again, and I'm working on the scene after the temple when desmond is in the hospital, and Bill finds out his son is probably gonna die, except I wrote the doctor to have "terrible bedside manners" so this is about how this entire interaction went

Bill: "IS MY SON ALIVE, IS HE OKAY, PLEASE TELL ME HES OKAY, I CANT LOSE HIM AGAIN PLEASE

Doctor: "um... yeah your son is alive ig, but his entire body is so fucked it's basically being held together by some duct-tape and prayers.... so not sure how long that's gonna last"

Bill: "MY SON IS DYING NOOOOOO" *cue ugly sobbing and boohooing*

Doctor *awkwardly pats shoulder* "That's rough, buddy."

[chicohungers24-7]

It's really cute you're going to defeat me with the power of friendship and all.

[bruciemilf]

Jason and Miles on their way to to get Miguel in trouble with Mama bear Bruce.

"I'll tell Bruce you've been transphobic with me!"

"Telling you not to punch Jason isn't being transphobic, Gwen."

[theshadowrealmitself]

I fucking loved the Spot, loved everything about him, I hope that after everything is done he actually gets his lil doofenshmirtz wish of being Miles’ main nemesis instead of locked away somewhere forever

I really really fucking love when villains gets fixated on their superhero, love how even when he was surrounded by a group of Spiderpeople he kept focusing on Miles

[nicoscheer]

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[berrrydameyve]

OUT OF THE THOUSANDS OF ANGST FICS I'VE READ, THE ONLY ONE THAT MADE ME CRY WAS A FUCKING ANGST FIC ABOUT 42 AND HIS DAD, I CAN'T I'M LITERALLY SO FUCKING WEAK RIGHT NOW

[query-quadrant]

how do i vome to terms with my ashen relationship being so short lived?

i (bronze) am vonsidering mediating between a rust blood and a teal blood who vontinously pivk shitty fights with each other.

i hate them both so muvh but. im worried. how am i supposed to avvept that once i make these stupid shits vlean up their avt, theyll most either get together pitvhwise or all three of us will break up?

i know that long lasting ash relationships do happen. but ive never seen this avomplished by anyone i know. i dont know if i want to even get into get into something with them if its just going to end badly for me… but thats the whole point of auspistivism. its selfless. maybe id be a bad auspistive after all.

but these two need someone or else theyre going to tear everyone else down with them eventually…

what do i do?

ok im gonna take a hard stance here listen to me i am grabbing your shoulders right now this is the most important shit youre ever gonna hear ok you need to absorb this put it into a text to speech thing and listen till your hear ducts start bleeding if you have to im so serious right now

i dont give a fuck if those two freaks of nature are about to kill each other for real or blow up entire fucking stem clusters if youre not sure you can handle this shit you look the other fucking way and leave the job for someone else who can handle it

auspiticism is hard especially at the start youre stepping into a fucked up relationship where everyones as bitchy as possible and most trolls want it to be short and literally think thats the point and also depending on the dude some assholes would also literally rather skin their bulge than admit that maybe the auspitices feelings matter and that theyre not just walking cheat codes to fix relationships

sometimes people get magical auspiticisms that last for sweeps but most of them arent gonna be that even the nicer ones are usually short or at least start fucked up before they get good and you gotta look out for you

anyway

good advice for if you read all that and do actually end up doing it:

1. make sure you have a good moirail before you get involved

2. have literally any backup plans for if slash when shit ends

3. make sure theyre actually into you too theyre not gonna listen to you if theyre not

4. take no shit

bad advice:

hmmmmm thinking emoji dot dot dot

what if whenever shit started getting a little too stabilized you started fucking shit up on purpose then theyd never have any reason to break up with you cause theyd always need an auspitice

this could never backfire ever in any way

you know give them shitty advice plant evidence one of them is cheating dress up as one of them in a really shitty disguise and start saying whatever insane bullshit you can think of to stoke the flames a little diy your own personal feud nothings stopping you

[camillabanilla]

Okay I'm doing a full 180° on Radioheads. If this isn't the most adorable nerd shit ever I don't know what is. Also listen to them, in that awkward "I don't really know you that well but I'm interested in you and I'm trying to figure you out" flirting.

Please direct me to more cut content I know there's more out there

[naanima]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!? MATTHEW PARTIED WITH T-SWIFT'S BF, TOP GUN KID, AND OTHERS?!?

[milimeters-morales]

(NOT ATSV) my ideal miguel and miles friendship (bordering on enemies) dynamic is where Miles is sort of a Mean Girls figure where he’ll say the worst things to Miguel, who actually has no problems dishing that shit right back out, is usually too fed up or somewhere else mentally to reply. They fight a lot, more physically than verbally, usually in a slapstick comedy type of way. Miles is banned from Nueva York once a month and got a restraining order against Miguel in his own dimension. His parents fucking hate him and Miguel hates them right back. Rio has tried and failed to poison him via food and Jeff is considering hiring a hitman. Gabriel is beloved by them. Miles takes Miguel’s money at least twice a week to go spend it just because he can. Miguel has tried (and succeeded once) to get Miles sick with a future illness because he figured out the lesbian bar Miguel liked to perform at in drag. Miles has cried at least once in every room of Miguel’s apartment and Miguel has been confused on what to do each time besides an awkward hug and pat on the back. People are rightfully worried for Miles’s safety at least 80% of the time but when they aren’t they’re shaking their heads at the two’s antics. They need to be separated until they have a healthy “this is a grown ass man / this is stupid little girl i don’t like at work” relationship and it’ll take an act of god for either of them to realize their current one isn’t healthy at all and has extremely negative impacts on their mental state.

[neliiitoo]

(im so normal about him) (im not)