#but bill dosent know that

[ethan-acfan]

So I'm finally working on my ac fic again, and I'm working on the scene after the temple when desmond is in the hospital, and Bill finds out his son is probably gonna die, except I wrote the doctor to have "terrible bedside manners" so this is about how this entire interaction went

Bill: "IS MY SON ALIVE, IS HE OKAY, PLEASE TELL ME HES OKAY, I CANT LOSE HIM AGAIN PLEASE

Doctor: "um... yeah your son is alive ig, but his entire body is so fucked it's basically being held together by some duct-tape and prayers.... so not sure how long that's gonna last"

Bill: "MY SON IS DYING NOOOOOO" *cue ugly sobbing and boohooing*

Doctor *awkwardly pats shoulder* "That's rough, buddy."

[beadsandboops]

My take on a scene in the book of bill

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny and Mr.freeze

So Danny's going to college in gothem U for engineering, but... he also doubles because he's learning things to be ghost king

Frostbite and undergrowth are teaching him about medical hearbs and proper medical information, and because their amazing doctors they dont know when to stop the medical information because theres always better ways to treat something

He's also getting combat lessons from fright knight and skuller

Johnny 13 is helping him with engineering

And ember convinced (threatoned Convinced whats the difference?) Danny to do some music lessone

That on top of human school, bills, his job and the daily stress of gothem he's more sleep deprived then he was in his teens

So one day after he just finished with frostbite, he opened a portal to go home but...

He miscalculated

Rather then his apartment he ended up in Mr.Freeze's hideout...the same one noras being held in

Mr.freeze is,obviously, freaked out by the teenager that opened a portal into his lab

It took him a good few moments to figure out this kid is so sleep deprived he must have missed his mark and ended up here, he dosent trust him, but he understands now

Danny on the other have is still in the medical mindset so when he sees and recognises nora is sick he immediately goes to help without really knowing whats going on

Mr.freeze when he saw the kid was about to touch nora was about to get rid of the kid...

But then he started mummbleing

About medical knowledge, mr.freeze watched as this sleep deprived kid figured out and cured nora in the span of 6 hours

And since danny kept "sleep talking" mr.freeze followed what he did and he was...shocked this teenager knew how to figure out she was sick and cured her...

After danny was done he did what he intended to do at the far frozen and opened a portal back home

As soon as he left dr.freeze tested and ...she was cured, after all this time and energy...she was cured.

And he didnt know who to thank

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It was about a month later that danny opened his apartment to see a man in a walking freezer and a pretty woman in a red dress outside his apartment

Danny sighed and cursed his sleeping habits

[gay-dorito-dust]

I can imagine a demon reader changing from bad to good after getting catch and dosent want to be with bill and his craziness but still visits him in theroprimson (sorry I might have spelled it wrong)

‘Oh how the might have fallen.’ You cooed as you sat across from bill, a glass screen separating you from him, but you could feel the unbridled anger and betrayal radiating off of Bill from where you sat.

‘You betrayed me and for what? A family of flesh bags?!’ Bill exclaimed. ‘We could’ve ruled together but you let those pine twins get inside your head.’

You scoffed as you folded your arms, the bells on your outfit jingle softly as they did. ‘You called that ruling? I call it madness.’ You remained him as you saw that instead of healing, his broken, fractured body had only gotten worse as it started to stretch across his eye.

He didn’t want to heal, he wanted to remain broken as it meant he didn’t have to relive the memories that he swore to leave behind in the past as he intended, moments that he didn’t want to remember for a reason or other.

‘You were born from madness! You were the madness demon!’ Bill cried as he slammed his hands on the glass but you remained unfazed, knowing this was but Bill’s attempts of getting inside your head in hopes that you’d break him out, however even if he did you’d probably get admitted into Theraprism with him for all eternity in the process.

‘Thanks for reminding me of my origins, what else is new.’ You said sarcastically. You had the uncanny ability to send anyone into a state of madness. it was an ability you used and abused during your time with Bill and his henchmaniacs, way before jheselbruam had decided that she had enough and wanted to reform, but not before she cryptically told you that you’d follow in her footsteps soon enough during a pivotal moment that could change everything. You didn’t know what she meant by that but now as you sat across from the demon you once called your friend, you now understood that Bill was more unhinged then you realised, you were ready to move on with the Pines Family but wanted to see bill once last time before you did.

‘You could’ve been more had you stayed with me and not became soft and let the power of friendship, rainbows and sprinkle kittens tell you that you could be better, when with me you could’ve been far worse!’ Bill said as he felt his hatred for you grow the longer you looked at him with a blank stare, as though you could see through him and his bullshit, like you knew that everything he said was a lie that he told himself as much as he told everyone else; You weren’t scared of him anymore, and Bill didn’t know how to handle that as he was far more use to being in the position of power in your dynamic.

‘In your eye I am already worse.’ You began as you leaned forward, ‘I might as well be a human in demon skin for all you’re aware but here’s the thing I wanted to you dead after everything you’ve put me through, but as Ford once told me there are fates far worse then death and you were more deserving of that fate, it’s almost as though you were destined to end up here regardless and that’s the funniest joke of all.’ You finished with a cackle, the bells of your outfit laughing alongside you.

‘You’re talking to Fordsy?’ Bill asked, now intrigued.

‘Yeah,and I can see why you had that weird one sided situationship with him all that time ago, he’s quite the catch when you get to know him.’ You casually shrug your shoulders as you could see Bill trying to use this to his advantage somehow, something that Ford has told you that he would do and you were more than prepared to shatter his expectations. ‘I’m not going to use him Bill, he’s moved on from you and has found peace with his family, like he should’ve before you came into his life.’ You added in a low, protective growl.

Bill perks up. ‘You’re protecting them from me?’ He asked aghast, hand on his orange prison suit. ‘Have they really corrupted you that much that you’d go out of your way to protect those short life freaks?’

You straightened your posture as you glared at your friend. ‘I only came here to say goodbye, not be interrogated by the demon who’ll come back as something ridiculous like a rainbow shrimp or a fungal cloud, or better yet a butterfly that I can kill for the hell of it.’ You spat as you looked at the time, you were going to be late to Mabel’s arts and crafts session if you kept indulging in this psychopath and his antics. ‘And would you look at that, my time here is done.’

Bill’s eyes widened. ‘Wait! Don’t go! Don’t your dare-‘

‘Goodbye Bill, have fun with therapy.’ You said before snapping your fingers and disappearing, the only thing you heard before you reappeared outside of the Mystery Shack was the sound of Bill’s outrage and hows he’d get back at you and the pines family, but as far as you were aware Bill wasn’t going anywhere for a long, long time.

[glitterinmyveinss]

Hey er ive never done requests before and I don’t really know how to work tumblr at all so I hope I’m doing this right but anyways I saw your post about wanting someone to request Reese Wilkerson stuff and I just wanted to ask if you could make a post just for headcannons about him? I haven’t seen too many on here and I need them so bad 😭

ofc i can! tysm for requesting and ik a lot of other people sent requests for reese too n i'll get to them soon it's just i have an irl crush rn so the delusions aren't really delusioning apologies <3

Reese Wilkerson Hc's

ok i noticed that in the halloween episode in season 7 i believe he's wearing a misfits shirt !! so i think he would like punk, grunge, pop punk, and nu metal. like misfits, descendants, nirvana, limp bizkit, blink 182, sum 41, sublime, beastie boys, really anything punk related

definitely watches wwe and if you're over you're watching it too

he loves watching his favorite scary movies w you and he loves how you like them too!

if you don't like scary movies he dosent mind either bc that just means you'll be hiding in his arms the whole time so he wins either way

i feel like when he first met you he definitely played a prank on you to get your attention or just annoyed you but once you sorted that all out, you join him on his pranks and he swears he's never liked a girl more

if you're smarter than him and you offer to tutor him he'll only do it under one condition: he gets a kiss everytime he gets something right

might be self projecting but he's def a boob guy.

everyone has this image of him as some psycho tough guy but play with his hair and he'll just melt. especially if you have acrylic nails! his head will be in your lap while you guys are watching tv n you'll be playing with his hair and he'll be as quiet as a mouse and malcolm will just be like "how did you do that."

loves it when you borrow his clothes. especially his hoodies. it just does something to him

tbh i feel like he could go for someone with either a more edgier look ( think avril lavigne or bill kaulitz) or someone with the girly 2000s look ( think britney spears or any of the playboy bunny girls )

once you guys have an established relationship he'll spend all his time with you! at first he wasn't sure if it was ok but now that he knows you really like him he's so happy!

i don't think he's big on pda i think hand holding is as far as hell go but i don't think he minds if you kiss him on the cheek

but once you guys are alone omg

cant keep his hands off you!

he's either super horny or super cuddly no in between

you and him always get stuck babysitting jamie and he'll be doing the most normal thing like putting jamie's shoe on or feeding him and youre just stuck staring at him bc he looks so cute!

dates usually consist of movie marathons, him cooking something for you guys, concerts, theater trips, or something really spontaneous like taking a trip to another city just bc you guys were bored.

walks you to all of your classes <3

malcom n dewey really like you and think you keep reese sane

ties your shoes

if you guys have a class together he's always doodling in your notebook whether it's something cute or raunchy

i think he struggles with self image so he needs a lot of reassurance

if you have pets he somehow has an immediate bond with them. they just love him!

he try's really hard to remember things you like for future gifts/dates

i feel like he gives oddly specific compliments, but he has good intentions

"you smell like a slutty fairy"

"is that supposed to be a good thing?"

"duh."

the same way he secretly loves watching soap operas with his mom, is the same way he loves watching all of your shows. like the oc, dawsons creek, whatever you're into!

he would give the best and most thoughtful homemade gifts. tb to when he gave lois little jars of jam! he'd probally do something similar but according to your taste <3

gets jealous easily

it's hot/ cute tho

memorized all your favorite pastries/baked goods n makes them for you when he's feeling nice/ as an apology if he messes up

[thecrowthatdraws]

More Bill AU's sketches :3

Lost and Found AU in a nutshell: bill still goes to theraprism, but during his stay, the pines family (mostly ford), found bills destroyed dimension, they explore to see of they can find, but nothing. Until they explore the nearby rubble and ruins, where they find two badly injured Euclideans. after lots of discussing, the pines figure out they are bills parents, who everyone assumed were dead. they decide to help them, as some things clearly aren't adding up. Ford convinces bills parents that he knew bill personally, and that he does technically know where he is, after he and his family killed him. his parents are obviously devastated, but after learning their missing son is in therapy prison, they beg and plead for the pines to take them to see their son. they do, and they watch bill from outside his cell where he can't see them. they're devastated to see him like this, but they're glad he's OK. his parents decide then and there that once bill gets better, they're gonna bring him home with them. but bill obviously dosent know, so Ford has to try and convince bill (without telling him that his parents are alive and here with them) to actually take therapy seriously, take his neds, and get better. bill starts taking it to heart after that, and slowly begins to improve. Once bill gets to place where he's in a more stable mental place, where they bring his parents in for a surprise meeting, and bill breaks down. emotional shit happens and bill finally starts to have some semblance of hope. he continues going to theraprism with new found hope, until he's finally able to get discharged, where he does go with his parents, in search of a new home together. he spends time with his family and learns to heal with that, and the pines rest easier knowing bill is being watched over. bills parents are forever grateful to the pines for bringing their son back home to them, and they offer to cook dinner for them sometime. after some time the pines and bill feel better about interacting again, and they all begin to heal and grow :]

Second Chance (name still subject to change): Bill completes his therapy, and is able to reincarnate. it's been a year or so since then, and as Ford and Stan sail across the Atlantic Ocean, they stop at a nearby rural seaside town in MA, and as they roam the streets at night, Ford hears the sound of music, it's " We'll Meet Again" He starts to run towards the sound, and finds himself in a small bar, and he sees a man sitting at a piano in the corner of the bar. It's a man he knows he's never seen or met before, and yet, he knew immediately who he was, it was bill, or rather, it was bills reincarnation. he waits for this strangers set to be done, and he starts talking to him, and it quickly becomes apparent that this man, who's name is William, that he has no idea who Ford is. William has zero memories of his past life as bill. So, Ford and Will talk more, and will offers his place to Ford and his brother for the night (stan got drunk lmao), and Ford takes him up on that. after that, bill and Ford talk some more, and they bond quickly. before Ford and Stan have to leave, will and Ford exchange contact info. they keep in touch and fluffy goofy romance and Angst ensues (oh to accidentally fall for the reincarnation of your ex-muse, it's almost as if they're soulmates or something lmao)

[mikalame]

Heyyyy I’ve been reader some of your stuff and I really like it!!🫶🏻 Could you write 2005 Tom and same age reader are Friends and she finds out Tom has already had his first kiss and reader is kinda embarrassed that she hasn’t yet so one day she goes to toms house and they start talking abt their life’s and they get to the topic of kissing and she confessed that she hasn’t had her first kiss yet and we’ll dosent know how to kiss and Tom decides to show her how to kiss like the good friend he is and it js leads them to making out and getting caught my Bill! Please and thank you!!🖤

OMG thx so much anon 🫶 this migh be a lil rushed but np

taglist: @oppopotamus @violentnewmarley

'BAM' Tom rushes in the room, the door slamming behind him "TOM HAS GONE IT AGAIN GUYS, UGH ARENT I AMAZING" Tom yells his voice echos though the house "ugh tom shut up whats happened now" Georg groans sitting next me placing his phone on his leg looking at tom with a bored exspression while rolling his eyes as Tom drones on about how he was making out another girl while proudly showing off the hickeys adored on his neck.

Bill and Gustav come into the room, bill sits down on the opposite side of me and Gustav leans on the table in the living room bit. After a while Georg gets annoyed at Tom and starts talking about all his kissing rendezvouses, Bill desides to join in aswell they spend a few good minutes talking about this when Bill desides to ask Gustav if he had any storys to share Gustav looks down a bit embarssed before sharing his storys.

' Buzz' you look down and see your phone buzzing you answer the call after telling the boys to be quite, you hear your dad talking about how you need to come home and stuff, you bid the boys your fair wells and hug them good bye. Just before you hug Tom you look at his neck and feel as if you should of had a story to share aswell, feeling as if you are behind in life by not having a first kiss.

On your walk home you keep thinking about the convo from before feeling a weird feeling in your stomach still thinking that your behind when you reach your house you start up the computer and google 'when are you supposed to have your first kiss' you see it say that it says fifteen (this is just what google said dont feel pressure to have your first kiss) this just adds even more feeling of dread in your stomach you shut off the computer and walk to your room you get ready for bed and lie there you think back to all the storys the guys were saying today and knowing they probably have more storys they just didnt share you try to think about somthing else to get your mind off of it but cant you go to with the same strong feeling of dread.

it had been a couple of days since that incedent you still feel a bit embrassed that you havet had a kiss and so when ever one of the boys rom the table talk about a new kiss they had gotten you unknowingly zone-out trying not to draw anyattiention to your self in fear they would ask you and would think of you as less because you haven't kissed anybody yet. You though that nobody had seen you zone-out when they talk about it and how you were acting more down then usuall but somebody had the infamous Tom.

He had seen the way you look down and how you were more quite then usually, he had always love your bubbly personaity and he wanted to see what was up and what was making you feel down.

You were walking down the hall on friday ready to go home and wollow in your self pity before a pair of hand grab at your waist scaring you making your sqeal. "AH" you turn around trying to see who had done that and see Tom standing there with a grin plastered on his face "HAHA, i scared you so bad ____ should of seen your face" He says. You roll your eyes before you contiune to walk home you hear heavy footstomps behind to and see tom again in your peripheral vision "awe im sorry i scared you didnt mean it promise" he says placing his hand on his chest over his heart. He continues to speak when you dont "you should stay at our house tonight we havent had a sleepover just us in ages, we could watch movies i just rented a new one forgot the name tho and we could get snack and just chill humm how bout it" he looks at you with puppy dog eyes begging you to say yes "uhm idk..-" "comeon you seem so sad and who would be more fitting then your have person ever" "um okay fine" you groan "YAYYY" Tom yells he grabs your hand running dragging you along with him to his house.

I get pulled inside and see bill in the kitchen making a snack "help me" you mouth he shakes his head and laughs at you before heading to his room upstairs "my parents are out for the night so we can pretty much anything right now" tom says while he gets the snacks ready in a bowl "oh cool " you say still feeling a bit bummed. You grab the snacks and head to his room its not the first time you've been in there but you see new posters on the wall and a couple photos of just you two or just the band on his bedside table. "You can wear my top and and some shorts to sleep in, yk cuz you dont have anything else to wear" tom says throwing some clothes at you, you catch them "yeah and whos fault i that hmm your the one that dragged me hear, turn around so i cant put these on" you say tom turns around and puts his hands over his eyes as you put on the clothes "mabey i just wanted you in my clothes hmm" he flirts raising his eyebrows up and down you hit his shoulder playfuly".

You chuck on the movie he rented and played it, it was the new King Kong you havent seen it yet so you were very exsited. You had been so engrosed in the movie that you completely forgot about what you were feeling bad about just a hour prier to the movie. After the movie finished you and tom were talking about how good the mvie was and so on until he says the question you were dreading.

"So___whats been up with you lately you seem real sad" Tom asks worry laced in his tone, you wait a second stunned as you had completely forgot about the whole ordeal and now its coming back to you "oh um nothing im all good" you mumble before grabbing a handful of popcorn and munching on it "you can tell me ___ im your friend after all" Tom say reasuringly wrapping an arm around you pulling you close to him "no its nothing i-its stupid" you stutter realy not wanting to have this conversation "please tell me __ it seems to be really getting to you, your so quite at lunch and down really handout with us as much, did we do something to upset you, d-did i..." he says now anxious to know if they really did something bad. You pull away desiding to say this to get it off your chest " um no you didn't do anything tom um it just god this is so embarrassing, y-you remember a couple days ago when you and the guys were talking bout all your like kissing story's well it kinda made me feel like i was behind the curve and that i should of had my first kiss by now" you mumble the last bit while you look anywhere but tom. You feel him move "that all oh my days ___ you had me thinking someone was bulling you" he chuckles your face turns bright red from embarrassment and you hide you face in your hands

"If that was all it was i can kiss you if you want then you can say to people you has the awsome tom kaulitz as your first kiss" he says while pulling your hands away from your face, you look at him with a shocked face trying to think if he had really just said that "okay" he say before leaning in a bit "I dont know how to or what to do" he pulls back and say "ill teach you okay" you puts a strand of hair around your ear and wait for you to say okay once you do he slowly leans in.

You feel his lips pressed agaist yours, you take in the feeling of his smooth lips and you flutter your eyes closes wanting to really savour the feeling you, a couple seconds later you feel his mouth open and he says "just copy what im doing" you do just what he is doing just a little bit hesitant tho still unsure but feeling as if a weight had been lifted of your shoulders. After a couple minutes of that you pull away both of your guys lips swollen and i bit red you look away giggly and tom smiles before grabbing your jaw to kiss you again.

"Hey guys to got any M&M's i ate all of mine...." Bill says after opening the door and just stands there hodling his balcket around his shoulders like a cape while trying to prosses what he had just seen "uhm ill- ill come back later, have fun you to" he says winking before walking out closing the door behind him.

"We should do this again" Tom says leaning back "you getting better but i still think you need mabey a couple more lessons before you kiss anyone else" you hit his shoulder playfully "agreed" while leaning against the headboard aswell.

AHHH I hope you like anon i spent my afternoon on this (dw about the spelling lol) ❤🫶😝

[axolotaquestions]

please please PLEASE anything phoebe and ford related!!! Maybe some lore you haven't shared yet?? Or anything with them in general I LOVE THEM SOO MUCH !!

Weeping in my hands ALL I HAVE IS ANGST ON MY BRAIN WAAGH,,,

RAMBLE WITH DOODLES BELOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So I finally wrapped my head around what exactly happens before Ford comes back, and basically..BILL TRICKS AND POSSESSES HER! But if we wanna know that, we gotta know WHAT HAPPENED DAWG.

So Phoebe left Fords life because she thought he was going insane over his research. To a degree where it was scaring her. What she DOSENT KNOW, is that it was actually Bill pretending to BE Ford to solely scare her off. And Ford KNEW this! Bill had buttered him up so much, that he was on board with the idea of letting Phoebe down just to focus more on his life’s work. And after everything that happened with that, oh man did he regret it.

So what does Bill do?

He tries to yank her arm off while on a “date” with her As Ford, resulting her to slap him in the face and run off.

NOTE: she has NO IDEA who Bill is btw. She thinks this is ALL FORD.

NOW GETTING CLOSER TO THE PRESENT (ISH):

Bill uses Phoebe to attempt to get his hands on the rift (obviously that backfires) but MAN he nearly has everyone fooled except for Ford. She only trusted bill because she was starting to lose hope in Stan on getting Ford back with the portal. Overthinking that the portal wasn’t going to work, or something would go wrong, while also obsessing over her own research to try and figure out SOME way to get to him. Bill saw that vulnerability and used it as an advantage…

So when she regains control of herself ((maybe they have to go into her mind to free her, kinda like how the kids went into Stan’s mind to get Bill outta there SIMILAR TO THAT BUT A LITTLE MORE ELABORATE BARE WITH ME-)

THATS when she sees Ford for the first time in 30 years. She doesn’t even know how to react. She just. She puts her hands on either side of his face in disbelief and starts BAWLING. The realization that he’s finally back, and the fact that Bill was the sole reason she walked out of his life in the first place. She feels at fault.

SO THANK YOU FOR STICKING AROUND FOR THIS RAMBLE FEST I AM SORRY //BACKFLIPS

[endlessthedestiny]

okay I read the good omens screen play / shitscript and....... it was something. here are a good idea of what happens there, for those who dosent want to read it

if you don't know what the shitscript is, it's basically a script for a scrapped good omens movie written only by Neil in 1992. it's very different from (I think) any other media/adaptation we had of good omens. apparently neil HAD to make Crowley evil, but I don't know much about it...

tw: abusive crowley

so:

Crowley owns a night club. (yes, Lucifer style)

Aziraphale works as a museum curator.

Also, Crowley cheats in every chess game and wins, making that Aziraphale never won (rather cruel if you ask me) and he hates earth. like really despises.

the plot starts with Satan (here he is more like his sandman/Lucifer2000 counterpart to be honest, even being called Lucifer MORNINGSTAR at some point) gives Crowley the antichrist (Adam).

Crowley is supposed to take care and raise Adam, but when he came back to the club, he put Adam in Madame Tracy's bag to talk to his employee.

Madame Tracy takes Adam home unknowingly. (yes, she will be the one raising him)

Crowley has a fucking panic attack seeing that he lost Adam (also he's fucking pathetic. why didn't he just chase the taxi. stupid).

He drinks alot to calm himself, and then Aziraphale comes into his club and asks what's wrong

Crowley explains (more like spilled) to him what's happening, and Aziraphale decides to help him find Adam. With the condition of being able to make Adam good.

Also theres Anathema. As a child she feels (?) that the antichrist was born.

11 long years of azira and crowley looking for Adam in every city offscreen later............

Anathema goes to tadville (the place where madame Tracy and Adam live) looking for something. she is convinced there is something weird happening.

Madame Tracy's the only one who accepts to rent her a room.

In this version, Madame Tracy's is the "crazy old lady who was hot when she was younger but now she's oooolddddd and craaazy" which is problematic (at my vision)

Adam basically takes care of everything around the house, the bills, breakfast.

Adam resembles more Warlock than Adam from the show... He sometimes is unnecessarily rude towards others, but I think that makes sense with the fact that he had to be so responsible all the time.

He dislikes Anathema at first. But they grow to be friends over time.

theeeen.... Satan calls Crowley again and they talk about the antichrist.

Crowley says that Adam is evil just like him and beautiful blablabla, and then Satan takes a look (using DemonicPowers™) at Adam's face and is very pleased.

Then Crowley comes back at his club and has another panic attack.

Aziraphale visits him again, and again asks what's wrong.

Crowley explains that he met with Satan again, and sarcastically says that he told the truth.

Aziraphale takes his sarcasm seriously and (I think) he was happy that Crowley at least was honest.

Crowley then simply says (and I quote directly) "you are so.... stupid.... you don't deserve to live. I didn't tell him anything. If I had, do you think I'd be here right now?" which is just... damn

azira gets sad and then Crowley basically says that he knows what Adam looks like and azira suggest that they should go to one more town. just one more.

Crowley gets ughhhh fine and they go to Tadville.

Then we get a scene of Adam taking Anathema to his hidden place and showing her his miniature replica of tadville. he says some creepy things about how that in mini tadville everyone does what he says, it's all his.

In the next day, Crowley and Aziraphale go to Tadville. they start looking for a room, but some lady heard Crowley calling Aziraphale "angel" and goes homophobic mode.

Everyone doesn't want to rent a room to them, except Madame Tracy.

Then Adam arrives with the groceries and Crowley immediately recognizes him. Him and Azira take a stroll on the beach, and Crowley says that he's very grateful for Aziraphale.

Aziraphale says he isn't going back to London and Crowley simply says "well, we found him, i don't need you anymore" and Azira reminds him of their agreement of making Adam good.

They invite Adam to go with them for a day in London, and Madame Tracy authorizes much to Adam's content.

They go to London, and in the museum, Azira shows Adam the beauty of humanity and all.

When Adam goes to the car, Crowley tells him that humanity is being above everyone, not caring for anyone (basically, that evil talk etc)

When they get back, Anathema discovers through looking into a crystal ball and seeing Adam's face that he is the antichrist.

Then, Adam goes to talk with her.

Anathema tries to stab him, but she psychologically can't. And she tells him he's the one who is going to end the world.

Adam gets scared for his life and runs away to his hidden place.

Satan transformed his place into a magical scenario full of games and fun and talks with him.

He basically convinces him to enter his side and Adam (who is very fragile because anathema just tried to kill him) agrees.

Basically, the town turns into a huge theater with everyone acting like puppets.

Satan thanks Crowley for raising Adam, and grant his wish of letting him go to Alpha centuri.

As Crowley is waiting for the next comet, Aziraphale goes to him and tries to convince him to help humanity and heaven.

Crowley basically says "hell nah im not helping you"

Aziraphale says "but we are friends."

And Crowley simply replies "Were." :)

Theeen, Aziraphale challenges him to one more checkers game.

They play, and Aziraphale finally wins. But only after cheating.

They find Anathema and she gives them the knife.

Aziraphale enters in full angel form (white clothing and all) and goes to talk with Adam.

Aziraphale basically does "reflect about it" talk to Adam, and Adam seems to not care.

Crowley then goes to Satan and says "I'm not going anymore" and Satan turns him into a snake.

Aziraphale interrupts and points the knife at him. Satan simply desintegrates the knife and hurts aziraphale.

Adam after seeing Madame Tracy's puppet form and reflecting about what Aziraphale said he decides to take a step back and fix things.

He goes to Satan, heals Aziraphale and transforms Crowley back and basically says "I'm not going." and turns everything back to normal

Satan is like ??? and Crowley simply says "wait you didn't rebel to your father too?"

Satan laughs and disappears.

everything ends well

theeee end :3

well, it's not the worst thing in existence but certainly not the best.

good omens but the aziracrow is the most toxic yaoi ever.

[l1ndseyper3z]

Can u do headcanons for how Adam would help a transmasc reader with dysphoria 👉👈

omg ofc ! thanks for the request anon <3 (sorry if this is inaccurate, I do not personally know how to deal with somebody else's gender dysphoria so please let me know if any changes should be made)

ADAM FAULKNER HELPING A TRANSMASC READER WITH DYSPHORIA

(SFW) (M!Reader)

Requested

Adam honestly feels so bad for you when you are feeling dysphoric

he knows he can't just get rid of your dysphoria but he will do absolutely anything he can to try and cheer you up or distract you

It's a really big thing to him that you share everything with eachother and so when you go to him saying you are feeling dysphoric he will thank you for telling him.

It's very obviously not an easy thing

on these days his pet names will become more gender oriented.

e.g. pretty boy, handsome.

If you are interested he will definitely have a sit down for you both arranged with Lawrence where you guys can discuss surgery e.g. top surgery, vaginectomy or medications such as testosterone

if you are refusing to believe that you are a real man he will lie you down, undress you (with consent ofc!) and kiss you all over, telling you how you are the most handsome, good looking man he has ever seen.

Although he dosent have a lot of money, any money he has left over after general bills, he will happily go out of his way to spend on masculine clothes for you.

This man will make sure you talk about your feelings.

he will hold you close, won't shush you once and will just let you pour your heart out without interrupting you.

bottling things up won't make your feelings any better so the best he can do is be someone who's willing to listen.

He is usually quite shy but not when it comes to someone misgendering you, oh no no no

this mf will be like "actually no, he's a man, called _____ not _____ "

overall he's adorable and although he knows he can't fix how your feeling he will do anything in his power to cheer you up.

[whowillprayforyou]

sorry to flood your ask with thoughts but if you'll have them, here's things i think about re: paul office babygirl

bill sending his work to paul's printer by accident. but the way he says 'right. sorry paul' so nervously is Suspicious To Me. was it really an accident bill. (also just everything else about those two)

melissa also nervously running away with 'mr davidson wants those reports'. clearly wanted to flirt with paul using softball league as a conversation starter.

mr davidson's 'there's gotta be something that'll keep my hands off / on you' whether this is mr davidson or pokey, who can say

ted wanting to go to beanies with him, teasing him about the girl he likes, at the end he says 'it's the people you care about' and throws emma's hand away to turn to paul instead. sure he leaves paul to die but yknow

there's not a whole lot for charlotte except she opens up to him about sam and clings to him during show me your hands

mcnamara is willing to break the rules to save him and ONLY him, even if paul can vouch for friends

of note about paul: he seems to be a pretty tactile / touchy feely person as well as very honest, caring, and willing to hear people out on things; he's just a little weird and awkward and passionate about unusual things (his autistic swag) while also overall being a Very Normal Average Man in a Suit. probably contributes to people getting attached to him i think.

Don't ever apologise for coming to talk about Paul: pokeys pookie and office bbg

You're SO right though like. Bill asking him to join him and alice for a musical? Subtle date

Ted being so grabby with him? It's Ted

Melissa wanted to flirt with him but he was too dense to realise it

Charlotte might not be as interested as the others but it's Paul! Everyone has a little crush on Paul!

Emma is head over heels for him in general

The whole Mr Davidson/Pokey thing is hilarious. Literally your bosses/a gods boytoy

Mcnamara deciding this guys autistic swag has captivated me... better ONLY save this ONE guy oh you have a gf... damn...

Pokey too. Pokey fallen victim to his beautiful babygirl blue eyes and lets him lead the hive because that's his little guy who hates musicals soooo bad but listen to his voice guys

Paul as a character is just so honest, open, despite the whole musical telling him he dosent he knows what he wants!!! He's confident in an awkward way and he's willing to give his life to save the world and Emma and he just!! Is so!!

He knows what he wants, and everyone else wants him.

[kissesforsatoru]

Just bc their not physically there dosent mean doll Baji and doll Mikey aren’t watching you- if you haven’t gotten water yet just know they turn on the sink or drop a cup signaling to drink water- if the kitchen light flicker that means eating time- if it’s bed time bedroom light flickers-

Don’t even try to skip these things bc they will make small inconveniences in your house till you do what your told

- 🌑

they get very mad at you if you don't take care of yourself. don't think you get to get off on not taking care of yourself just because they aren't there with you physically, they have their ways to force you to take care of yourself. they'll run you water bill by turning on your shower and keeping it on until you shower, and if you don't, then they will turn on every faucet in the house and keep them on until you do. they'll jam your phone to get you to go for a walk if you've been holed up at home for too long and need some sun. they flicker lights for bed time, throw cups across the room for water, and tap tap on plates for food time (they tap because you got v ery mad at them when they kept breaking your glass plates that cost you a shit ton of money). they have their little signals for everything that they want you to do and you best do it unless you want angry ghost >:(

the only exception is if you convince them that you're too tired, not feeling well to do something. in that case, they just flicker the lights angrily and leave you alone for a bit, but they will remind you again in a few hours.

[someonechaotic]

I AM GETTUNG LEMON DEMON STUFF

I FINALLY ASKED MY MUM (she dosent know lemon demon) and she said YES and recently i have been SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENT in sharing my music taste, which is purely and entirely lemon demon

The funny thing is right, I'll go "oh, you won't know him" and everyone always goes "oh yeah I will" so I tell them and then they give me one of three looks: 🤨, 😨 or 😦 (they did, in fact, not know him)

But I have so far:

Forced everyone to listen to Fine more then once and have an entire Fine dance party, located within our classroom

Forced everyone to listen to my terrible singing of Bill Watterson with my best friend sat there giggling away (he is quiet yet absolute chaos when nobody is looking, meaning we are a perfect and chaotic duo)

Forced my music teacher to listen to many lemon demon songs

Told 4 teachers in my school about lemon demon, results have been 75% positive

Planned to sing Cabinet Man for my school talent show and force all the parents to listen to my horrible singing of Cabinet Man (not sure about this one yet chief)

And set Wallspin as my current ringtone and made a custom wallpaper for my phone View-Monster themed

I am very pleased

I also sung The Machine at the top of my lungs and that felt good af forget yoga and fidget toys the only two things you need for ultimate relaxation is praying mantises and some time to scream a lemon demon song that you know by heart

[angeledeggs]

hellooo, me again, what modern artists/songs do you think the m6/courtiers would like? •3•

OKAY OKAY I LOVE THIS

Asra💜:

Okay I kinda feel like Asra likes like Arabic rap and like some chill lofi.

He definitely listens to like lofi girl comps for sure but like also Wegz and Freek and stuff

Oh also I feel like he kind of likes lots of indie tiktok musicians for some reasons and has a pretty diverse music taste.

Except for country.

He hates country.

Julian🦠:

BLP Kosher DNDUEJEHS NO IM KIDDING

Okay okay but for real though I think he's kind of a jazz and klezmer genre type of guy (im NOT PROJECTING YALL I SWEAR)

Okay so I think some of the main music or artists he would listen to would be like Herbie Hancock, Bill Evans, probs the Jewish Starlight Orchestra (NOT PROJECTING I PROMISE), the Klezmatics, just lots of general jazz and klezmer

I feel like he has like, a personal thing against hip hop, though.

Muriel💙:

I don't really know for him 😰😰😰

NDHDSHDB IM SORRY

I just don't know what to do for him I'm sorry y'all 😭 if any of you have ideas in the comments let me go

Nadia💎:

I just feel like she's like a super big musical fan but like she's SO picky with her musicals

Like her favorite type of musical is Indian musicals but she does have her fair share of other fav musicals (Legally Blonde)

Her favorite musical is totally Ram Leela and no guys it's not because that my favorite musical

She always has an earbud in one ear wherever she goes so she has like a million wireless earbuds and also Spotify premium, apple music, and everything lol

Oh but I kind of feel like she kind of likes mitski idk why

Portia🧡:

Oh my god definitely a mitski stan and IC3PEAK just bcuz I said so JSHSJ

I feel like she also likes plenty of like indie artists

Her favorite genre is definitely indie or maybe Russian music specifically Russian pop since she likes to connect with her culture

She also likes listening to Russian pop just so that she can learn Russian a bit more easier I think

Lucio👑:

IDJDNDN I DINT KNOW FOR HIM EITHER YALL TELL ME IF YALL HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR LUCIO IN THE COMMENTS

Valerius🍷:

Oh my god he is such a total music snob

He is totally like oh you like POP?? How unreFINED of you!!

Is only like someone how listens to CLASSICAL and will like totally judge anyone else who dosent listen to classical

Listens to bach, mozart, all of the classic composers.

Vlastomil🐛:

I feel that Vlastomil is kind of like Valerius in the sense that he likes to listen to classical music but I don't really feel that he's a music type of guy.

He is a super old demon, after all.

Vlastomil is totally the type of guy to own a million records and whatever but NEVER listens to them at all and also won't let anyone touch them

Valdemar💉:

JDJDHDHS A KOVACS FAN

Total KOVACS FAN YALL

Okay I'll admit it I AM projecting right now but I KNOW that in my heart of hearts they would LOVE nandVIBE with Sharon's beautiful music I mean come on JDJSHSB

Just like LISTEN to Child of Sin and TELL ME they wouldn't have a little existential crisis at it like odjdndndbdJDJSJSJSJSHS that song is SO them!!

Volta🍰:

Okay okay hear me out a blue kid fan and a mitski fan

Like you kind of wouldn't expect it with the way she acts but she loves both of them

I also feel like she doesn't HATE country but,, she doesn't LOVE it either? She's kind of in the middle.

But she just HATES Jazz and classical it's not the thing at ALL.

Vulgora⚔️:

Oh my god I just know that they deny listening to music because they don't want to seem weak 😭😭😭

BUT THEY TOTALLY LISTEN TO POST MALONE

I just feel like they do even though it's not like them it all

I kind of also feel like they'd listen to a five hour compilation of workout music when they sleep to help them relax idk why 😭

❀

[space-hopper14]

Do you know what’s so insanely frustrating

The fact that we’re never going to see the 5th dimension it dosent matter how far we progress or what we achieve it’s all ultimately pointless because there are things we as a species can never do.

All that to say I’ve watched too much gravity falls and thought too hard about bills home dimension/ the ‘people’ in it

[glitterinmyveinss]

toxic! Tom Kaulitz x reader

TW: mentions of toxic behavior and alcohol

as we all know, he's a womanizer for sure

anytime you go on tour w him there's a bunch of girls crowding the bus yelling his name

once one of them threw her bra at him n you got pissed n started cussing her out

it got really escalated and bill n gustav had to hold you back

tom thought it was hot tho n made sure the girl knew that he was yours by giving you a kiss on the head after

"you looked so cool! like a hot WWE girl"

you were still insanely mad but couldn't help but laugh at that

he's always slightly flirty at meet and greets and when you confront him, he tries to play it off w "but babe you're my actual girlfriend. they're just some fans." and ngl, it works.

you know when he goes to the club w bill,georg, and gustav he cheats on you but no one's ever admitted it

you caught him in the act once when bill asked if you could pick them up

you felt so sick and disgusted but still gave them a ride home obv

he tried cuddling w you that same night saying that he loved you sm n that you're the only who gets him

you just sat there emotionless. he didn't even know that you saw him

when you guys fight it's messy

yelling, screaming, accusations. all of it

normally one of you storms out.

but you can't help but go back

with the thousand dollar presents, the sweet words he says in his apologies tugging at your heart, and the way he looks at you, how could you not?

he's also extremely possesvie and jealous which is so ironic

anytime he sees you talking to any guy that's not georg, bill, or gustav, he instantly goes right by your side n waits till you introduce him

won't let you go anywhere alone. sometimes it's cute, other times it's super annoying

on the rare occasion you go to a party w him, he's always got his eyes on you

depending on what he drank that night, he'll be really sappy n affectionate

he'll just go on and on about how he's so grateful for you n how he dosent know why or how you stay w him

sometimes you wonder the same

but when he protects and saves you from all the bad things in your life, n makes you feel like the only girl in the world, you remember why.

also that makeup sex >>

yall i've been binging jersey shore n ronni n sammi are annoying me SO MUCH but they're so real 😔 so this "fic" is inspired by their relationship on the show lol