camillabanilla
camillabanilla
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several cats, one bird and a rat under a lab coat, she/her, bi bi bi
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camillabanilla · 5 hours ago
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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
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camillabanilla · 5 hours ago
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Women in STEM (stabbing, torture, evil, murder)
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camillabanilla · 8 hours ago
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It's that famous Grey Warden charm.
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camillabanilla · 8 hours ago
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Ok, this house is weird. Firstly, I was wondering what was up w/the garage door.
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Turns out it's a mirror. Built in 1955 in Palm Springs, CA, it's been remodeled and you must see the choices. 3bds, 3ba, 2,319 sq ft, $1,499,999.
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Check out the floor, like a mass murder scene.
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Conversation pit decorated with a sofa and tables. Was this once a hot tub?
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The stains continue throughout the kitchen.
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Two lone side chairs in a corner.
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Gray cement walls in the kitchen.
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Snacks for the buyers?
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Looking out toward the pool from the pit.
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Cement dining table. I think it's built-in. It also appears to have a convenient electrical outlet.
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It's such a huge space to fill. The sun is casting shadows, but it looks like there are steps here.
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The glass wall opens to the pool.
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There's a shower room here, but it's open. At least the shower & toilet are behind a wall.
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The bedrooms and baths have floors that look watercolor stained. Interesting how they put the bed partly under the arch.
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The bed from behind. Is that a fridge?
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The ensuite is big, but so sparse and spread out. I would've expected a sink under the neon mirror. This is so ugly.
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The secondary bedroom is plain and has floating nightstands installed.
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The primary bedroom has folding doors to the patio.
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Out by the pool, it looks like they repainted the statues pink and black, themselves. The lamp is broken.
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Matching statues.
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Nice fruit tree.
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Fancy ceiling lights in the garage.
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.28 acre lot.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2275-E-Belding-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18019319_zpid/
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camillabanilla · 8 hours ago
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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camillabanilla · 8 hours ago
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One time my mom took me to a hibachi grill with a bunch of her friends and if you've never been to a hibachi grill basically the draw is that theres a bunch of interactive performance stuff done by the cook who cooks for you at your table, and one of the tricks they did at this one was take a squeeze bottle full of liquor and shoot it into your mouth across the table (with permission)
And now at our table my mom explained this because it was my first time going, and she wanted to make sure to warn me it was liquor because she knows I don't drink- she just said "if he offers to shoot at your mouth, say no because it's alcohol".
And so the chef does his thing and it's all very impressive, but the time does come where he pulls out this squeeze bottle of booze and asks me if I wanna try
I of course say no, because I really don't do alcohol, so he moves on to someone else
And I watch, and slowly come to understand that this is some sort of game, because once someone is drinking from the continuous flow the chef starts counting "ONE! TWO! THREE!"
I realize that we're trying to see who can keep drinking the liquor from three feet away without choking or spilling, and its a bummer cause i kinda wanna try and I CAN'T
But he goes around the table with everyone there, and I think my mom makes it to three, one friend makes it to five, I think my brother got to three as well, and he comes back to me
And I'm REALLY bummed out now but I will not drink alcohol, so I sort of sadly repeat that I can't when he pulls out a SECOND BOTTLE and grins and goes "juice?"
And Im like FUCK YEAH LET'S GO and I'm a bit worried he's gonna spray it into my eye or something but he doesn't, it hits me right at the back of the throat, and I start drinking while the whole fucking table counts "ONE! TWO! THREE!"
And like
It just sorta
Kept going?
And Im looking at the chef and he starts freaking out by the time we get to six, and at around seven I kinda start looking around and my auntie is staring back in shock, my brother is laughing his ass off and my mom has her face in her hands
And then at like nine or ten it gets like. Super tense and quiet, and only the chef is still counting
And I guess it got too much for even him cause we're at eleven and I don't believe in quitting early and it is almost painful how awkward it's getting
So he cuts me off at twelve and raises his hands in the air and everyone else cheers and claps like a dumb movie
and I just sit back in my seat to look back at my mother staring at me surrounded by everyone she knows, bright fucking red in the face and choking with honest to god tears in her eyes and she puts her face back in her palms and starts chanting "I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know"
So I give her the biggest, proudest grin and tell her, "I won."
So now every time something suggestive happens in a movie, or in conversation, or something shocking happens around us and she goes to jokingly cover my ears, I just ask her, "Remember when I won?" And she goes face-down and groans, because I know EXACTLY how she thinks I trained to develop that particular skill and she HATES knowing that about me
The truth is though, I'm a whole ass 28 year old virgin. I've never so much as kissed anyone in my life. I had no idea I could do that trick until that exact moment
But she doesn't know that, and I'm never gonna tell her
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camillabanilla · 8 hours ago
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camillabanilla · 14 hours ago
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outrunyouth.
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camillabanilla · 14 hours ago
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i wanna talk about this shot
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camillabanilla · 16 hours ago
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the weight of you
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camillabanilla · 1 day ago
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“But it felt like I was only gone for—”
“For weeks! To the rest of us, to me..…you were gone for weeks.”
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camillabanilla · 1 day ago
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Made a comic based off the last scene in mag160 for an anthology
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camillabanilla · 1 day ago
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zendaya is meechee
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camillabanilla · 1 day ago
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Gonna be singing this (and this) all night.
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camillabanilla · 1 day ago
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He even tucks the thumb
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oh boy
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Welcome to the Fourth Reich dickheads. This is what you wanted. This is what you get.
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camillabanilla · 1 day ago
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Matisse Circle by Leonard Nimoy, The Full Body Project
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camillabanilla · 1 day ago
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Not even ship wise but like three cheers for the “GNC ‘man’(debatable) with long hair” and “Bad bitch with a bob” combo you have followed me across all my favourite fandoms and may the list only grow longer
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