#but oof ouchy :(

[cry-ptidd]

Alucard is a boydad but vladcard is a total girldad. I can't explain it but that's the vibes they're giving off,,,,,

Peak characterization my dear anon

Alucard is a boydad stuck with a daughter

(it doesn't change at how he'd treat her if she was a son she still suffers either way)

"LOCK THE FUCK IN"

"Shut up"

Fatherly disappointment followed by resignation (also him calling her an idiot for a minute straight)

And ofc. These gems

Peak boydad. He calls her 'sport'

Vs

Peak girldad Vlad

THAT'S A PROUD DAD RIGHT THERE!!!

He brags about her all the time. You never hear the end of it.

"Yeah, your kid went to Harvard? Cute. My daughter tho--"

He brings her everywhere, and is always there when she's struggling (somehow predicts it). A guy comes within a 20 mile radius of her and he whips out the shotgun. He cuts up apples and places it on her desk without a word and he compliments her hair and outfits and he let her paint his nails when she was little. The first person who made fun of him for having poorly painted sparkly nails got stabbed in the kidney.

Also, he already has a dad laugh.

Overall, maybe Hellsing is actually about Boydad Alucard's journey to becoming a girldad

[rius-cave]

Adam : YOU SHOULD'N BE ANYWHERE NEAR THE FIGHT YOU'RE TOO IMPORTANT

Charlie : I'M NOT

Adam : YES YOU ARE. WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU CAIN?

OUGH. ARE YOU.... ARE YOU SUGGESTING ADAM PULLS A FINDING NEMO ON CHARLIE??

[unexpectedgeese]

Thinkin abt how ORV explores the power of stories as a tool of both the oppressor and the oppressed. Kimcom uses stories to inspire hope and break cycles, whereas the Star stream uses them to shift the narrative and keep the cycle going. KDJ loving a story enough to survive vs. the constellations consuming them as food, uncaring towards the suffering involved. HSY and crew writing a happy ending in the epilogue vs. the Star stream violently course correcting Shin Yoosung (the disaster one) into acting out a tragedy. the 73rd Demon realm dehumanizing people SO MUCH that they didn’t even have names or identities. Olympus creating Heracles AS A STORY WEAPON from old myths to convince incarnations to buy into the system and strive for the top. Gigantomachia in general tbh.

[majimasleftasscheek]

hi I’m upset again

[tinyangrynerd]

Their Ultimate Showdown

@the-grumpoff

[crowtatoes]

me, a fool: "sure i'm a little hungry but i just need to do this one thing then i will go get my snack"

me, 30 minutes later, standing up and receiving every single status condition at once:

[justsomerandomgay]

ouchie

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

*

[muzarry]

The sun rises.

[wisteriasymphony]

do you ever spend hours writing something and then you hate it and it sucks not good at all

[brightmoontrigon]

headcanon for my Tarnished that they are slowly growing more draconic features over time, like a wyrm tail and a scaly, clawed left arm (based on some of the incantations they use) - along with scales on their face and little horns

the dragon eyes are cool (even though I had to give them bootleg dragon eyes because I progressed Varré's questline and ended up overwriting them with the red eyes...ANGUISH...) but like. if you're swallowing multiple dragon hearts I think you deserve to look a little more fucked up and dragon-y. as a treat

[chandralia]

my volume 37 arrived and I’m sure having the physical version of Deku cradling Bakugo in his arms won’t cause any lasting psychological damage or anything

[romanceyourdemons]

spent two hours reading and now i have a bad headache, which is obviously due to the fact that i have too much knowledge in my head and is not connected at all to the fact that i spent those two hours outside in direct sunlight or that i’ve had maybe a cup of water today. i’m just too knowledgeable for my own good, is all

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

oh my god sorry to be vagueposting original shit but i need to document the moment my central dragon story's main Hero and Villain completely fucking switch places

[elfpylon]

I CONTINUE TO BUMP MY HEAD ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING AAUUUGGGHHHH (ಠ益ಠ)

[cosmic-muses]

Singing in a femme voice.... pretty...

Owie...