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Origins NKS-11 © Peter Solarz

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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Sex that sounds like half life collision sound effects

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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Raise your hand if you're also heartbroken you missed the

𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕊𝕪𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕦𝕞 𝕠𝕟 𝔼𝕕𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞𝕤

Papers include: Production of shallot using a banana-shallot intercropping for effective land use (V. Alveno, M.A. Chozin, A. Maharijaya) Onion maggot and onion thrips over forty years of integrated pest management (M.R. McDonald, K. Vander Kooi, T. Blauel) Preparing Flemish leek growers for future challenges (L. Lippens, L. Lauwers, J. Bodyn, A. Waverijn, S. Buysens, L. De Reycke)

Plant science is unironicly awesome

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i can’t even sleep fuck my stupid baja life

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Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

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love it when you look up a word’s pronunciation and only get the formal Linguist zalgotext-style version. like damn i guess i’m not using that word.

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New work by artist Dustin Yellin. ‘Melted by harps (Study for Psychogeography), 2024. Glass, epoxy, acrylic paint. 19” x 8” x 6.3”. Get art in your inbox. 🖼️📥❤️

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