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osha compliant blowjob

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office

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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

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Something people don’t bring up about nefarious goons and villainous heathens enough is that they’re always there for you. At your heights and lowest points, they’re always scheming for your miserable end and looking a little cute while doing it

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thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

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it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

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Doctor: What do you see in this X-ray?

Students: *collective gasp*

Doctor: Please don’t do that in front of patients.

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i know someone who works in conservation, who on the side has a large outdoor aviary and roughly 20 rainbow lorikeets they’ve taken in as they’ve been dumped/unwanted gifts or long-term pets/pets that have been released/etc, and she’s very knowledgeable and keeps them in great condition

i love seeing them though because we have a terrible and hilarious game. in the aviary i will be leaving out fruit skewers and things for them, and then i’ll dramatically lie on my side and pretend i died. it takes about 5 minutes, and then there’s an entire flock of lorikeets climbing on me, squeaking, nibbling and investigating.

the next part of the game is popping up my head and going “boo!” which is where the real fun begins, because the little rainbow nightmares jump, and then get delighted and start happy squealing and bouncing around (and chewing because they truly never stop)

while we all love this game, ive been cheerfully informed from the outside it looks even funnier, because it looks like I’ve been jumped by a group of lorikeets and they won

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The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

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Get cubed. Idiot.

Genetic Animals is a minecraft mod made by Moki that replicates real genetics that determines the model's shapes and textures, allowing you to selectively breed animals just like in real life.

I made Loxley by finding generated chickens that were relatively close to the modern game bantam structure. It took many hundreds of generations. I started with extended black and yellow shanks because they were the easiest to work with. I introduced white skin at the same time I started working with blue and birchen. Introducing cuckoo was easy and my cuckoo line has consistently had the best type.

My birchen birds were by far the most difficult to create. First I had to find birchen, and I thought I did! But I just couldn't get rid of autosomal red, after working with the mod author we determined I was actually working with partridge the whole time. As soon as I figured this out I went out to find some proper birchen and confirmed it with the author first.

When I finally got those clean silver wing bars...boy was I happy! I haven't reintroduced charcoal yet because the shank and skin color textures aren't complete in the Patreon version (but it has the updated models).

Now that I had perfect cuckoo and birchen, I could create Loxley! So that's what I did, I crossed them until I got homozygous birchen and heterozygous barred just like Mr. Loxley.

It's not exactly a perfect visual recreation, as the textures in the Patreon version aren't quite finished, additionally the interaction of different genes isn't fully understood so Moki has to really dig to find what specific phenotypes look like. Genetically though- they're the same! I did it! I'm hoping I can convince Moki to update barred and birchen to reflect Loxley's black tail and wings in game.

Here's some cute blues with beards from my project as well. With Genetic Animals (namely the Patreon version) you can make chickens of any shape or size that occurs in real life! By supporting Moki and the other creators, you can learn about genetics and create your very own chickens! There's other animals too with their genomes mapped but all I care about is the chickens. I make modern game bantams.