#but not $200 lmao

[watmalik]

Logan when the fanboys call him or Wade straight 🤨

[triona-tribblescore]

I WANNA DRAAWW!! RAHHHGG!! Absolutely swamped with college work, im so tired TT (hence whatever tf this is lmao)

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Chinese college students share their experiences of part-time tutoring

[tiresomespaceplant]

the speed that you moved, the screech of the car, the creature still moving, that slowed in your arms // the fear in its eyes, gone out in an instant, your tear caught the light, the earth from a distance

alt coloring and original sketch below!

[suntails]

200 years

[kordyceps]

Now that I've got a little collection... Here are the full banner artworks for chapters 3, 4, 5, & 6 of my Steter fanfic, Mutiny of the Hardest Order. :D

[lavender--milk]

BRO. I was in the shop thinking to myself "it would be nice if I could get some honey to offer Apollo," and then my eye caught on a local honey display. There's this beautiful jar of creamed honey with cinnamon that looks absolutely delightful. I think "hey, that looks perfect," and I look at the label.

The label reads "Aristaeus creamed honey"

ARISTAEUS AS IN THE HELLENIC GOD OF BEEKEEPING??? ARISTAEUS AS IN THE SON OF APOLLO?????

[gojosbf]

you'll think deaths is the most difficult part of jjk to deal with until one day you're explaining to your sister how one of the main villains is the mc's mom and the curses he killed in s1 were his brothers and in s2 his older brother is his enemy because they don't share the same memory and actually mc's boyfriend father's comes back from dead and almost tries to kill him but his boyfriend doesn't know that and actually his father was the one who killed his adoptive dad once in past when he was a teenager oh and also the sister that he was trying to protect gets possessed by another sorcerer and he gets possessed by the king of curses who was in mc's body before this and that his body was used to kill his sister and adoptive father oh oh and the depressed prodigy and the strongest sorcerer are actually cousins and actually the reason all of this happened is because the strongest was still in love with his ex and by the way if you missed, the mc and the main villain are nephew-uncle duo and remember that prodigy cousin we talked? yeah about, he had to physically take over his teacher aka father figure aka cousin-uncle's body to help in defeating the main uncle i mean the main villain and this does not even scratch the surface of the fucked families every other person in this show has. YOU THINK DEATH IS THE WORST PART OF JJK? TRY EXPLAINING THE FAMILY DYNAMICS OF JJK TO SOMEONE

[greghatecrimes]

the ducklings reaction to this is HILARIOUS. they (hilson) are sooo married

[rbtlvr]

making my tags from the last post their own post, actually, because i went and did RESEARCH for this. SO BASICALLY

according to the wiki loop CANNOT crit in phase one

i dont know if their attack buff actually does anything (id have to fight them to check) since their attacks are based on percentage of your hp. BUT even if it did, they can only buff once per loop in phase one, meaning they can only do one buffed big attack per loop

regular attack does 10% hp (15% with attack buff), big attack does 17% hp (~25% with attack buff)

big attack is every third turn

guarding halves damage, halving the regular attack to 5% and the big attack to 8.5%

you heal 6% every turn with memory of a journey

those three turns where their attack is buffed aside, you can just stand there and guard and only lose a grand total of 0.5% of your hp for every three turns

this also does not take into account attack speed this is just assuming they both attack at the exact same rate. attack speed is gonna vary by level but i opened my act 6 save to check and my sif is level 76 and has 186 attack speed. they also have the scissors equipped which lower attack speed and i. cant unequip them. so. theres that too

so if youre fast enough (high level enough and dont have the scissors equipped like me. oops) you can straight up outheal all of loops attacks given enough turns + just standing there and guarding

loop does not want to hurt siffrin. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

Unhinged “trust me, I’m a doctor” scientist & their partner whom they perform questionable experiments on is my favorite dynamic

[fumifooms]

[honeydewtual]

Ten - Frequency Suit Dance

[ignoramusrenegade]

If Gale was in a reality tv show, he would be staring at the camera more than anybody

(Modern Family joke, I wish I was this funny naturally)

[bashzzey]

Nothing special, just my sky kid Delta hissing at lil jellyfish x3c

[astro-vision-au]

Hehehe, @4thwallbreakerdraws2 they're about to get up to some mischief on this tour.

Better keep a close eye on them, otherwise they might be poking their noise where it doesn't belong :]