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*loud music coming from the Council room , it can be heard all around the Temple*
Obi-wan *opens the door*: What in the blazes are you doing?
Quinlan *sitting serenely on a chair*: Meditating.
Aayla *bopping her head to the beat*: Care to join us Master Kenobi?
Obi-wan *shakes his head*: I know you better than that Quin. Where is the alcohol?
Valara *appearing from behind one of the seats holding an armful of bottles*: Master Kenobi.
Alexandria *topples out from behind Quinlan when he stands from his seat*: Oh hey Obi!
Obi-wan *looks around before closing the door*: Pour me a shot.
Kit *pops into view from behind his chair*: Shots?
Hondo *cheering*
Obi-wan *blinks*: On second thought just pass me the bottle.
#i want them to be friends#so they are#quin why you using the council room?#it has the best acoustics of course#well besides the chamber of judgment#but nobody wants to get smashed there#poor obi saw hondo and just noped out#meet my OCs#valara stormur#yay#obi wan kenobi#quinlan vos#kit fisto#aayla secura#hondo ohnaka#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#the clone wars#tcw#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#jedi#obi wan#quinlan#aayla#hondo#kit#valara#alexandria#alexandria gall
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nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am
#my want to draw traditionally literally split me open for the past week and leaves me literally depressed i'm so serious i can't even look -#- @ my art programs without wanting to throw up omfg should;ve never picked up those pencils#but it's ok i just needed a nap#something so relatable about them i think nelvas has something in it for everyone meanwhile eltl is secluded art museum.#it's very possible to walk around in neloth's and talvas' brains but eltl is off limits. they will NOT! get no drawings like this outta me#wtf r they thinking ........#< eltl not nelvas#something nobody on dis earth can understand ..........#talvas wants to live he likes living but neloth's presence is so strong that it overrides and deletes his will to live.#bruuuuuuuuh#i bet the feeling of neloff is in everything he does if they ever part ways he won't be able to fold clothes or anythign without wanting -#- 2 cry . for what reason . idk bc neloth once yelled at him for folding clothes like shit .what am i on rn#(talvas thoughts mode) I want this old man to hug meeee😢😢😢#NELOFF DO IT and smash him too before i do it first .#me and neloth are the same person tho so it doesn;t matter but w/e#i'm getting emotional over them right now this cannot be real#i love her .... (Skyr1m)#i opened the game for .5 minutes today to take pics of a character uight what a beautiful game.#Te/s having such extensive lore ruins the whole entire game and the franchise but whatever . skyr1m is an art piece that's just how i feel#also this might be a very hard pill to swallow for some people but t*lvas is literally a kin Vessel for young women that keep getting -#- hit on by men twice or thrice their age when they're just trying to live their life .#this feels so profound to me i need dis shit inmy discord bio right NOEW.#Talvas................................#(eyes watering) (holding palm out)#suicide //#just in case but this tag would've gone crazy with my drawings of ulfr*c from late 2022 where i drew him with slit wrists. very artsay#is it not. i didn't like neither of those drawings tho i need to revisit cus i can feel ulfr*c on a diffaraaant level#when will i run out of tags. the way you can tell i just LUH talvas look at me drawing his hair in that second pic 😑BRU#look at me also trying to replicate pencils digitally in the first.. hmmm i don't hate it#at least it soothes me and i don't have pencil withdrawal
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I think I love you, or at least I'd like to 🌙
#sin scribbles#bloodborne oc ; aloysha#bloodborne oc ; ruza#(do i smoke? no. do i think shotgunning is hot? yes. get off my lawn!)#(I WANT TO KNOW! YOUR NAME! I WANT TO PLAY! YOUR GAME! CUS YOURE SO PRETTY. PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY-)#(aloysha has a fat crush on ruza. ruza has complicated feelings for aloysha. they smash and smoke. thats about it LOL)#(friends with benefits i suppose u could say 😂)#(the gloves stay ON-)#(this is. wholly self indulgent. wholly for me and nobody else uncaring of anything. but maybe some of yall will enjoy it idk LOL)#(watch out yall sin is getting bold lately. bare shoulders and backs? scandalous!)
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Something seriously lacking in my art is the ability to tell a story in a single illustration.
I've gotten so used to drawing my characters standing around doing random things that I've never practiced telling a full tale/putting implications into my pieces that require more thinking/looking.
It also comes from a lower amount of details in my works by default [since I like to get pieces done fast], but I'm tired of using that as an excuse.
#vent#kinda#sorry I'm just having a rough one tonight but I'll recover lmao#I think the AI art thing is really getting to me cuz like.#Anyone can make pretty images if they study and practice hard enough#[not to detract from people who don't tell stories with their images!]#but something in my brain wants to fight back because AI will never be able to Tell a Story through its images.#It can't make narrative choices through its regurgitation of random elements. It will never tell a cohesive and interesting tale through#detail choice#the worst it can do is create surface-level 'pretty' images by smashing together a bunch of mushed up information#but storytelling? that's human touch#that's intention. Thought. Choices.#and idk it's really bothering me lately that my images almost never... 'say' anything about a character.#this does not apply to anyone else's art I look at#it's just a standard I'm starting to feel my head apply to my own work and nobody else's.#which I'm taking as a sign that this is something I'm unsatisfied with#but the thought of starting to develop a completely new skill like that? terrifyingly daunting.#Sorry for the wall of tags I'm havin' some hella moodswings tonight#happens a lot when I get inspired by art I see#which I'm trying to work on but yaknow#it's a long process#anyways how's your night goin#I'm gonna cheer myself up by eating some amazing asparagus casserole
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#that post thats like even when u watch a not very good horror movie its still a good time. on account of the horrors😁#anyway i had to get the body horror moments smashed together in an edit as they were [surprising nobody] my favourite parts. love and light#and ive become endeared to miles......#real shame theres not any good pics of the sfx prosthetics i wanted to see that mouth stretch one. fuckin craaaazy#love the dedication to like. quick ass shots. how many different pieces would need to be made for it to land#like the army of darkness face stretch. or pullin the tracker out the schnozz in total recall#i love u practical effects!!!!!!!!!!!! i LOVE the face meld here. [pointing at screen] yooooo anyone getting splitface thing vibes#right let me fire off some tags so this shit is coated and covered#body horror#gore#blood#flashing#..yeah? yeaah👍#miles robbins#daniel isn't real#my edit#chewtoy#also the amount of times he goes for his mouth man. i only noticed the one on the roof before the fall when i was editing this#literally fingers in his mouth friday bleaaauughh
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Infinite list of favourite lyrics: 229/?
Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billie Joe (1967)
"And Papa said to Mama, as he passed around the black-eyed peas:
'Well, Billie Joe never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits, please.
There's five more acres in the lower forty I got to plow'
And Mama said it was a shame about Billie Joe, anyhow.
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge
And now Billie Joe McAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"
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"Mama said to me, 'Child, what's happened to your appetite?
I've been cookin' all morning, and you haven't touched a single bite.
That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today
Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday - oh, by the way
He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge
And she and Billie Joe was throwin' something off the Tallahatchie Bridge'"
#favourite lyrics#bobbie gentry#ode to billie joe#1967#jimmie haskell#ode to billy joe#<- as this fairly regularly gets styled‚ tho Billie is correct and the spelling that appeared on the label originally#i overuse the term but i really think it's unavoidable here: this song is an absolute masterpiece of narrative songwriting#Gentry's ambition had only really been to work as a lyricist; she recorded this as part of her first demo‚ singing the songs herself#because it was cheaper than hiring a singer for the sessions. the demo grabbed the attention of Kelly Gordon at Capitol‚ who signed Gentry#and got to work producing her first album. the centre point of the album‚ and her first single‚ was to be Mississippi Delta; there wasn't#much interest in the Southern gothic tinged tale of secrets and 'unconscious cruelty' (as Gentry dubbed it) of Ode‚ and it was regarded#with little interest by Gordon (when arranger Haskell asked him what instruments he should add to Gentry's stripped down vocal and guitar l#the producer replied curtly that it didn't matter because nobody would ever hear it). Ode was assigned as b side to Mississippi Delta as#almost an afterthought‚ but this was the era in which US radio djs frequently chose which side of a single they wanted to play and the#unanimous decision was Ode; here was something special‚ a dark and tantalising mystery of a song obscured by the humdrum idle conversation#of an unthinking family. it ignited a kind of obsessive curiosity among listeners‚ desperate to find out what exactly the unnamed singer#and Billie Joe were throwing off the bridge‚ why did Billie Joe take his own life‚ why do the singer's gamily clearly not know about#their obvious relationship? Gentry‚ for her own part‚ resisted all attempts to glean further information about the actions of her song's#protagonist. she rightly tried to steer interested parties back towards what is arguably the real horror of the song‚ that unconscious#cruelty; a family that can eat and chatter and squabble even as they discuss the suicide of a boy they've known all their lives‚ even as#the clearly affected girlfriend of the boy (their own sister and daughter) sits in dumbstruck silence‚ unable to articulate her feelings#the original cut of the song ran more than 7 minutes and had to be mercilessly hacked down to fit a 45 single suitable length. no one had#expected much of anything from the song but it was to catapult Gentry to almost instant stardom; the forthcoming album was retitled after#the song that was now its focus; Ode went on to top the Billboard Hot 100‚ won a clutch of grammys and ended up selling more than 3 million#copies worldwide. Gentry had captured the imagination of a nation and beyond‚ but her success was tempered by legal challenges (from#producers demanding greater royalties) and a general dissatisfaction with her newfound stardom: it would last a little more than a decade#and include her own tv shows‚ more awards and smash hit singles; then just as suddenly as she'd shot to fame‚ Bobbie retreated from it#retiring from both the business and from public life. she hasn't made a public appearance since the early 80s‚ nor does she grant interview#but so what? if she's happy? i hope she's happy. she left us enough great music to enjoy. let her have her peace and quiet
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classpecting the iasip gang because i have nothing better to do with my life
-dennis : prince of heart (derse)
put up a facade of a calculating mastermind but is actually the dumbest man alive who cant express affection without two hundred layers of irony and violence.
-dee : page of light (prospit)
narrative's favorite butt monkey. oftentimes deemed as irrelevant and claws her way to relevance and luck no matter what and fails very very, often. actually the most reckless member of the gang.
-charlie : bard of time (derse)
the wildcard. musical genius. intelligence level correlate to what the episode needs. neglected and abused but refuse to accept it even happens to him by escaping into substance abuse and passivity. surrounded w/ filth, death and decay.
-mac : maid of hope (derse)
his faith in religion and hope that his parents care about him in some way allows him to survive to adulthood but it also sets him back as a person because he was blinded by his own convictions and internalized homophobia. he's also gullible.
-frank : thief of space (prospit)
the sleazy businessman who fund the gang's schemes. inadvertently stuns the twins capability for personal growth and chance to have a new beginning outside of their dysfunctional upbringing by being an absent parent but coming back to them when theyre adults. struggles with feelings of stagnation and unfulfillment. egg motifs.
#homestuck#iasip#whether they win or not depends on if canon ends with them growing or stuck in the same old patterns lol#i think its one of those session that lasts for years before actually culminating in something#like the dancestors session but worse#it would be funny to see though#they will all godtier but not because of plot reasons#mac does the classic mistake of fighting the denizens when the quest wasnt even done yet#dee tried to assasinate the white queen because she wants to have a kingdom of her own#dennis sees this and decides he's going to solo the black king and rule derse. the better kingdom in his opinion#mac also wants to fight the black king. at first they team up but they end up mauling each other in the final fight#meanwhile and charlie and frank in the background is inventing sopor#they both end up as convicts in both derse and prospit and frank's quest planet because he scams and shoots everyone#the duo eventually holed up in charlie's quest planet. a decaying mess caused by charlie smashing all of his consorts#since they look like rats#there will be a subplot where dee dies but nobody wants to revive her so her corpse gets passed around like a hot potato#dennis ends up reviving her ofc. but without a lot of misunderstandings and hilarity since reviving your teammates in sburb requires kissing#he didnt kiss her ofc thats gross. they just eventually found her quest bed and puts her there. when she awakes and undergone her#awesone godtier transformation everyone had left#and before the game even begun the gang refuses to let frank in their game session and let him die in a meteor#even if frank actually knows some sburb lore since he's also counts as the trash twins guardians#ofc this ends up as a doomed timeline. so charlie had to go back and include him in#and while he's at it he prototypes himself and becomes charliesprite#charliesprite is even more incoherent than denimchickensprite#this au is driving me insane
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I just imagined a little scenario where the Meta-Knights in my Meta Knightmare AU are playing through The Subspace Emissary in Smash Bros. Brawl in 2008 MSK, or at least the adults watching then-teenaged Susie and Sirica play it. (Yes, they would have been fighting to see who would play as Meta Knight even before they found out how broken he was.) Specifically, I can imagine them all watching the cutscene where the Halberd reaches that big Subspace portal and they're all excited to see her fly, only for Ganondorf's giant ship to just absolutely annihilate it even more than it ever was going into the Secret Sea. Then all of them would probably just be staring awkwardly at each other and just forget that ever happened. (Keep in mind that at this point in time, they were just starting to refurbish the Halberd.)
#kirby#meta knightmare fanfic#kirby au#kirby fanfic#brawl meta knight#meta knight#susie haltmann#sirica#super smash bros. brawl#super smash bros brawl#smash bros. brawl#smash bros brawl#smash brawl#smash bros brawl memes#smash bros memes#meta knightmare fanfic memes#also it's a whole other rabbit hole how smash games would exist in that universe#but i guess meta would have taken the check for his likeness being used in order to fund the halberd's refurbishment#that and also maybe susie and sirica liked melee and wanted at least one of the knights in the game#actually new hc! if smash bros was made in meta knightmare land then mk wasn't in the first 2...#...because he was busy traveling popstar to get the team back together! once he was living near the city again he was fair game#and i guess dedede was too busy reviving the kingdom and raising danny for a bit to accept the offers for his likeness#and i suppose nobody else is in because the mkm versions of sakurai and co. simply don't give a crap about the others (kinda like irl!)#i don't even know where i'm going with this. i just found that cutscene idea funny and loved the image of susie and sirica playing wii.#kirby fanfic memes
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I think my favorite part about Ishin being historical fiction based loosely on something that really happened is that I can make up whatever shit I want to and nobody can say anything about it
#she speaks#yakuza#ishin#for instance the real todo joined Shieikan a year before the Shinsengumi was started#and accounts only say that he began to take his meals there#not that he actually trained there#he trained in hokushin itto and there’s no actual evidence that he knew Tennen Rishin#but in all my zhaomaji fics heisuke trained in shieikan since he was an early teen and had known okita that entire time#because I find that dynamic more interesting and they don’t say shit about his actual tenure at shieikan in game#but even if they did fuck that it’s AU time lmao#I write what I want and nobody can stop me#not even the abysmal numbers I’m getting on these fics#because I like them and I’ve made them my dolls to smash together and giggle over
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Marvel Team-Up (1972) Annual #3
#I love this method of calming down the Hulk#he’s so startled and confused by Luke trying to get him to hit him instead of Danny that it makes him pause and reconsider his actions#also the way that Luke says ‘Hulk you’ve been tricked by an expert!’#like the Hulk was very amenable to doing what that woman wanting#and Luke doesn’t really know how that all went down#but framing it like that is helpful in getting the Hulk on their side because it’s not shaming him and so making him defensive#and it’s cute#I also really like the justification that#‘We’d rather fight with ya then against ya! After all nobody’s stronger than you right?’#like it’s complimenting the Hulk#and appealing to a simple framing#that doesn’t do anything to explain why the Hulk should consider himself to have been tricked by the woman he helped#but it works#it’s sufficient for the Hulk#because it’s true that he’s stronger than them#so it’s true it makes sense that they would rather be on his side#also at the end of this issue he’s about to catch her but then she starts actually crying about how her plan was foiled#and the Hulk just goes ‘Bah! She’s not worth Hulk’s time to smash!’ and leaves#marvel#bruce banner#luke cage#danny rand#aaron stack#my posts#comic panels
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#i miss my best friend and my entire life is falling apart#literally everything has been falling apart extra bad for a year and the scars its left make me want to smash everysingle mirror in my house#its been falling apart since i could learn to speak reallymy entire life has been a nightmare and im so tired i legitimately have nothing#i have nothing. not irl friends not my health not my sanity not comfort not silence not privacy not personal space not a comfy space anywhre#not money not love not family not talent of any kind not an ability to talk to anyone for several different reasons not a body i can stand#not nice hair not nice skin not a working body not a working brain not a job not anything to look forward to that doesnt fill me with shame#for not having anything other than music in my life not an id so i cant even see half the bands i want to or meet anyone or date at all or#have my own money my dad yells at me every time we talk now and hes giving up on me entirely like the rest of my family my pop cant remember#anything anybody else probably forgets i exist 363 days of the year i cant even read bc my brain is getting so slow that it scares me and i#cry over how little i can read when i used to read a book a DAY i cant comprehend anything anymore i cant do anything because i barely feel#anything barely anything is fun or cool or interesting outside of a single 2 minute spark im just doing the motions im a ghost im dead#its just too late#i cant be anything or do anything i never will be and 99% of the people in my life will never care how much i debase myseld and divulge#traumas id never willingly do it just for the dmallest piece of attention from anyone because everyone stares and wayches silently and i#cant deal with it anymore and i want to scare people i want to make people fucking care but they never will i know that because for years id#cry at every single party alone in the corner bc nobody would talk to me for more than a few minutes and then i stopped getting invited#until my best friend who changed that and now they barely talk to me and all i can think about is relapsing#Spotify
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I never needed charms or anything.
I don't need to carry books of spells and diagrams. I don't need shit except myself.
How can this be a practitioner could ask me.
Well, I have openly challenged every piece of shit on Earth if they want to have a go and any who challenged me are no longer available to quarrel with my word.
#like come for me mother fuckers I don't care#watch me pick all of you up and smash you against the ceiling#I am gonna be real#I don't want to picture pist stroke Arthur trying to fuck a woman#like no sir your fucking days are over when I get here we need your focus#maybe she doesn't want the to invite the shuffler over for dinner#and it did sound like a weird story so who knows#I am on drugs years ago and I constantly considered it could have been him shuffling#then he like a child 'ed my asd#I should have known#I am like why NOBODY calls me that while not since that old son of a b#then I had to press rewind on the maintenance man#under further review this mother fucker is back from the dead#and I had to sit deep and ponder that shit#then play with the old spirit see if it had access to old stuff#indeed but the metaphors are.....putting him in better light than maybe he deserves#all I know is I was told Jackie and Johnny would come over every summer#Johnny killed himself and Jackie was batshit koo koo#I doubt it was Francis's fault#she was either German (#braun?#or his sister#but mom had ab#I am.guessing the sam o is the same#as dad#and she does have a freak alter for sure#our half sister#I sodomized her in their closet but she enjoys it#maybe a different half sister#what am I even referring to anymore
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This is like the third major holiday this year where everything was fine until we had a gigantic blowout screaming match in the last hour; and my heart is heavier than even the last few days have been and I wish there was literally anywhere I could go other than here at times.
#Like#It only tangentially involved me and Im fucking exhausted#Because the triggering shit just does not stop in this house and it harms everyone#But does that stop at least two parties from overreacting and screaming#And smashing shit on the floor#No it does not#Im tired man#Im just...#I dont want to live like this but if I go literally anywhere other than this#Ill be back out on the street#and talking calmly and trying to defuse situations where you are steady getting triggered#And someone is melting down#Is a losing battle#Gah#Im sorry#its been a long night#And it was so chill until like nine thirty too#Fuck#Im so tense idk how ima sleep#Sorry bout the wordiness as always Tumblr I have nobody else to talk to#Long tags are long#Long post nobody read
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Visiting some old friends
#I was in 8th grade when we finally got cable#and I was obsessed with much music#bc I was obsessed with being Canadian#don’t ask#but this song was always their rotation that summer#the rest of the album is great too#it’s so hard to organically find new music now#turning the radio on makes me want to smash my head into a wall#and it’s the same playlist every anyway#the service we have to use at work has a 90 minute loop of the same songs#but like 90s and early 2000s new music was given a fair#shot#well jk it’s always been a game BUT not like now#like a band like this nobody would even second glance now#hahaha oops I’m getting cranky maybe I should try to sleep#Youtube
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I think the beautiful thing about the Broppy relationship is how they impact one another.
Branch’s impact on Poppy is the most obvious in the movies because he’s the one who teaches her to calm down and listen.
But what I think people overlook is the fact that despite her flaws, Poppy never gave up on Branch. Because as cute as they are now, there was a time when Branch was actually pretty cruel to her (ie. Putting her down, smashing her custom made invitations for him in front of her face, mocking her ideals, etc) and probably had been treating her like that for years before movie #1.
Everyone else had given up on him, basically deeming him as a lost cause, but Poppy never stopped trying. Yes Branch got on her nerves and hurt her feelings, and as far as she knew he would just throw her invitations away afterwards. Yet despite that she still put in the effort to make him custom invitations and genuinely want him to be there.
And even though he never dared express it, those efforts meant something to him.
Like we love Branch, but I don’t think we give Poppy enough credit for her role in Branch’s life. He was unkind (to put it lightly) to her for years, but despite that she never held any resentment towards him and still felt that he deserved to be happy. And by that incredible persistence, she worked her way into his heart.
See, Branch is a character who is completely used to tragedy and people he loves leaving in his life. So that’s partially why he pushed Poppy away and treated her so poorly. But despite that, Poppy was always THERE. She was with him when literally nobody else was. She was naive, optimistic and annoying, but she was there. Always putting the effort to be his friend, and the only one who had any sort of faith in him. He may have been isolated, but because of Poppy he was never truly alone. And even if it irked him, he still appreciated that.
And when somebody sticks with you literally no matter what, it’s not surprising that he fell more than a little bit in love.
As for Poppy, she’s slowly becoming aware that she can be a bit much sometimes. She always wants the best for her people but she doesn’t always know how to do that. Branch, even if originally rude about it, has always been able to give it to her straight. And even if he pretended not to care, he still had her back when it mattered the most. And after number one, it looks like he has her back more than ever while still being able to be the voice of reason. Which yes, Poppy definitely needs.
(Gah I wish I could put more pictures to elaborate my point but y’all get it.)
Anyway. They’re not perfect characters, but they are perfect for each other. Branch supports Poppy but gives it to her flat out. Meanwhile Poppy too supports Branch and is stubborn enough to stick by him, even when he’ll intentionally and/or unintentionally push her away. And that’s just gorgeous.
#trolls#trolls world tour#trolls band together#poppy x branch#branch x poppy#branch trolls#trolls branch#branch#poppy#poppy trolls#trolls poppy#queen poppy#broppy#trolls 2016#trolls 3#trolls 2
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MY LUST FOR BATTLE SHALL ONLY BE QUENCHED BY THE CALL OF OF THE ANNOUNCERS "GAME"
#context:#I got early to the Tears of the Kingdom release at our GameStop and they're having a tournament and I want to fight but it's very early#so nobody is there but they ain't releasing the game until 9pm#i got there at 4pm cause they said 7PM EST for when stuff was starting so clearly a a massive typo#so I came back at 7pm but nobody is there#oh well coming by again so Idk there should be enough people to fight soon#super smash ultimate#I just gotta a lot of energy and really want to play with others but I'm honestly getting tired so I might not even fight
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