#maybe a different half sister

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

I never needed charms or anything.

I don't need to carry books of spells and diagrams. I don't need shit except myself.

How can this be a practitioner could ask me.

Well, I have openly challenged every piece of shit on Earth if they want to have a go and any who challenged me are no longer available to quarrel with my word.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Hey so imagine an au where Dazai does kill Mori. He kills Mori and takes the position as Boss.

Years later, Akutagawa kills him and takes the position, and years later Kyouka kills Akutagawa.

Like- she never leaves the port mafia.

Idk- I just like the idea of this cycle of each boss being killed by their protege(?)

[bitegore]

ngl i think i kind of was a genius for being like 'yeah this character is a scary killyou cannibal scary killer who scary kills you' and then realizing that the way my worldbuilding works out is that there's a nonzero chance that if you leave literally any body parts over they can just come back, depending on what they believe in their heart of hearts can kill them. Of course she'd start eating her kills. She probably tried normal stuff first and then realized it didn't work and she had to try harder if she wanted to actually keep them dead.

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

The Final Curse of Ophelia Cray

fun YA adventure

follows a girl who’s seen as cursed because of her recently hanged notorious pirate queen mother, and runs away to the navy where nobody will recognise her

and her half-sister who’s desperate to find her before she’s arrested for using a fake name, to bring her home to their dying father & save the family business

both get on the bad side of some pirates and have to brave storms to find each other

aroace MC, sister relationships

arc from netgalley, out april 9

[cyberdragoninfinity]

some little trivia/backstory bits about my aforementioned human AU aporia & family:

“Mancini” as a surname comes from the Italian word for “left-handed;” so :^) I thought it suited them

uh yeah i’ll have to further detail whats going on in the AU theyre in sometime but essentially rn all u need to know is Aporia is a manager at a pizza place and he got jobs for his two shithead kids (primo and lester). at the pizza place. this is directly based off of when i worked at a pizza place several years ago and my boss nepo hired his two completely unqualified teenage sons to work there too and they made it. very difficult to work there.

The Mancinis used to be rich when Aporia was the CEO of a lucrative military-grade steel company (Pure Noble Steel) but then they lost everything when he got ousted and backstabbed by his own company board after he had a realization that he didn’t want to be selling steel to arms dealers and drone production anymore and suggested maybe they could produce steel for useful and beneficial purposes instead??!? (board said 🔪no.)

(he had said realization after he accidentally hit leo with his car)

(leo was fine btw!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

anyway now they Don’t Have Money anymore and the pizza money isn’t really helping that much. primo and lester are ex-spoiled rich kids so you know they are NOT well adjusted AT all.

primo’s face scars/missing eye are from when a tornado fucking destroyed his family’s house when he was like 13 and a fishtank fell and shattered on him (the Tornado was the root of. a lot of family catastrophe 😰)

jakob lives off the grid in the middle of nowhere and aporia would just leave primo and lester with him for stretches of time while he was busy with work stuff and it was not a fun time for anyone involved and it still isn’t :,)

this isn’t related to anything else but aporia was an old-school OG 90′s furry. his fursona was a liger I should draw it sometime <--*can’t stop making yugioh characters furries*

[juustozzi]

oh right!! there is one important thing that has happened during the tumblr break!

I got two guinea pigs now!

[letters-from-an-introvert]

Not me spending 3 hours on a dnd map and heraldry generator doing worldbuilding for a fic I have nothing but a Tumblr moodboard and no plot.

[thoughtfulseason]

i want to be alone at home until i actually am alone and very sad because my family is not with me. my brain is crazy

[baekuras]

I have finally, hundreds of years after everyone else, started playing Dragon Age....2

(the first one didn't run with sound and i wasn't in the mood to fix it because i was cranky today okay-another time...i will get context eventually don't worry i have at least 2 braincells w/ me)

and the main thing I noticed is

Every companion sure knows how to make a fucking entrance huh?

[booasaur]

Something really amazing happened in France, and I think it'd help us in the US to learn about it. Forgive the long read, but I think this is genuinely great both because of what happened and how.

So as some of you might have seen, in a decision historians will debate for years (mostly to figure out just WTF he was thinking, even though he is alive right now and can be asked), the French president, Emmanuel Macron, currently in power and THREE YEARS before the scheduled election, seeing the far right rise in popularity decided to dissolve the assembly and hold snap elections.

577 seats were up for grabs. Remember that number. Since half of that is 288.5, 289 seats are needed for a majority.

The first round happened last week and boy, was it bad. The far right made HUGE gains. It won or was in first place in so many races. And Macron's party ended up third!

Overall, this is how things ended up after the first round:

Far right bloc: 33%

Left bloc: 28%

Macron's centrist party: 20%

Conservatives: 7%

The way the French system works is that if a candidate gets over 50% of the vote, they win outright, and some of the far right did manage that. But, many races went to a runoff.

Immediate projections after were that the far right bloc might win anywhere from 240 to 310 seats, a catastrophe.

A shameful swing to the far right leading to the first time they'll be in power since the 1940s? Yes, but maybe not??

This is where things get interesting.

Unusually, a lot of these runoffs are 3-way, instead of a simpler 2-way choice. And in pretty much every case, that helps the far right.

So on June 30th, the night of the first round, this is how things went down:

Immediately, the left parties put out the call: anywhere they were third, they withdrew and their voters would go over to whoever was running against the far right candidate. Their goal: form a "republican front" to block the far right. The far right cannot get 289 seats.

Macron's bloc was not so...motivated. Different people put out different instructions: in some places, if they were third, they should drop out, but only to help the center left, not far left, in other places, see how far you are, only then drop out, that kind of thing.

The conservative party simply said they won't drop out and won't give their voters instruction either way in races they're not involved in.

Late night developments:

More people in Macron's party are now beginning to realize the situation and starting to coalesce around whichever candidate can beat the far right one. Prime Minister Gabriel Attal, from Macron's party, says clearly the priority is to block the far right. BUT, some Macron spokespeople on TV say they'll form a coalition only with the center left and conservatives, splitting the left bloc if needed. Some individual Macronists still saying they won't drop out, even if there's no hope of winning.

Lol.

So, now July 1st:

Only half so far. In one race, where the sister of Marine Le Pen (the far right leader and the face of their movement) was leading, the third place Macronist refused to bow out.

Excellent quote from another Macronist:

Perhaps realizing the same thing, that Macronist in the race against the Le Pen sister now drops out.

In some places, third place Macronists are dropping out DESPITE Macron bewilderingly telling them NOT to?

Halfway through the day:

Of the 311 3-way or 4-way runoffs, the number is down to 135 because of these candidates dropping out: 121 Left, 56 Macronists, 1 conservative.

Oh, there was this, in case people had any doubts about how terrible the far right are:

And to show the selflessness of the left:

July 2:

The deadline to decide if they want to stay in a runoff is today.

A dozen new third place Macronists who said they'd stay in have now dropped out. One got a call from both the PM Attal AND Macron to drop out, signalling the dawning understanding of the importance of this moment.

Even some conservative party members are now backing the left candidate who faces the far right.

A Macronist who had 30.55% of the vote in the first round and came in third to the far right's 33.11% and left's 32.73% and who would have been tempted to stay has dropped out.

The deadline to stay in or not has now passed.

Look at these far right shenanigans!

Macron still being a freaking loser:

July 3rd:

In the end, of the 311 3- or 4-way run offs, only 91 left. Some polls come out that have the far right getting between 190 to 220 seats.

July 4th:

New polls say the balance of the voting itself isn't transferring between the left and center and predictions have risen for the far right, now predicted to get between 210 and 250 seats.

July 5th:

New polls again, left voters now predicted to do better transferring vote to the centrists, decreasing the far right projections again.

However, scandalous reporting emerges: while Attal was trying to fend off the far right, Macron was not only NOT taking the far right seriously, he was undermining efforts to defeat them. His team shrugged off the first round results and celebrated a BIRTHDAY as the results were still coming in?

July 6th:

A few runoffs happened yesterday, nothing much unexpected, some left and center wins.

July 7th:

The day of reckoning. At this point, the expectations are that the far right won't come close to that 289 number but could still easily have the most seats.

GUYS.

It's over and the left are in the lead!

A LOT of cases where a leftist or centrist was 2nd in the first round and now won.

Amazing:

SO many lessons to take from this.

First, you have to vote! You have to. You can't do anything without voting. The freaking French, who'll protest for anything, are showing up to vote. If you're trying to achieve any kind of result and it's not going to happen by January 2025, you have to vote now.

But just as importantly, the left and center (and even conservative) parties made very key decisions. They were all lucky that Attal, who Macron chose, saw the big picture, bigger than indeed Macron could. A stupid selfish centrist leader could have still ruined everything if it were up to him.

TL;DR: After a disastrous first round in the national French elections where the far right was on the cusp of taking power, the left and center formed a strong coalition and through the power of voting and unity, overcame the far right AND their selfish centrist president to win.

[sillimancer]

I don't know if I'm losing weight or if I just have generally less inflammation than I used to but my ring size is almost back to normal which is pretty cool

[butt-puncher]

I wish that I was more

[eggmeralda]

i'm lucky my obsession with remembering everything peaked from late 2013 - early 2016, bc the phone i had during that time hasn't been able to turn on for years and i'm still in denial about it

[shslpunkartist99]

Everytime I get into a game that has customization, I try to make Naomi, since I associate her with adventure

And if I can't replicate her well due to limitstions (usually hair), I make a fresh character for it

.....

Anyway I have 2 new ocs

[flippedorbit]

you might as well just fucking call me by name at this fucking point