eggmeralda
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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Specifically you! Good Morning!!
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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Patrick's watches are by far the funniest thing in the world to me rn
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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If I was a dinosaur during the late Cretaceous period, I certainly wouldn't have lived in a place called "Chicxulub crater impact site". I would have moved somewhere not called that
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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i hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. which is why i must stay emotionally unavailable. for feminism.
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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Nothing is more annoying than electronics that lose charge while not in use. How do you get discharged just laying there. Don't piss me off
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02-10-2024, 11 AM
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eggmeralda · 7 days ago
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69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs
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eggmeralda · 8 days ago
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eggmeralda · 8 days ago
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“in order to create loving males we need to love males” means teach boys that they can be themselves without being less of a man. it means being encouraging and nurturing of their emotions so they don’t become cold and hateful. it means showing boys, early in their lives, that they have value outside of what our society deems proper masculinity. what it doesn’t mean is that it’s our job to handhold men who see women as walking sex toys through the concept of empathy, and maybe if we’re really really nice to them and don’t say things that hurt their feelings they’ll stop killing us for saying no
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eggmeralda · 8 days ago
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*for our purposes, a youtube account only counts if you’ve used it to post videos.
reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!
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eggmeralda · 8 days ago
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getting emotionally attatched to mutuals and recognizing people's usernames and then being sad when they leave or dont come online anymore
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eggmeralda · 8 days ago
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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks
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