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not even a question just wanted to share I once accidentally submitted an assignment titled "BLASTing ur mum"

String identified: t a t t at t a c accta tt a agt tt "ATg "

Closest match: Tuberolachnus salignus genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: ur mum

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Can't believe I've not seen this posted

this was even before the halo 5 insanity

Transcript:

Phil: Alright, go on. (Doing a Shadow the hedgehog impression:) Boy breast milk is not real.

Sneeg: (doing a Sonic impression:) Keep sucking his nipples!

(Both laugh)

Sneeg: (still doing a Sonic impression:) Gotta suck fast!

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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

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I think abt this tiktok all the time

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idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

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“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

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the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

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Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

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if i am saying “drive safe” to you it is not a wish or command btw. i am casting a spell. Get fucking cushioned and shielded and protected idiot

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i now have a least favorite minecraft mob

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at the next inconvenience, i'm going to become a fish

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norp

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Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

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word of the day: “woowoo”

definition: