#but it’s a funny thought

[darlingpeasant]

Was gonna say next season I wanna see l more of that shift in dynamic where Pen has Colin up against a wall, a full blown make out sesh or whatever but then really thinking about it, as a fellow 5’1 girly, she’d probably need a little step ladder so she can really and I mean REALLY go for it lmao

[quibbs126]

Imagine if we learn in the next update that Golden Cheese’s wings aren’t actually part of her body, they’re just attached to her, hence why she doesn’t have them in her costume

I mean, if she can recreate her kingdom in a computer while everyone else is stuck in older times, I reckon she’d be smart enough to create herself some wings, hypothetically speaking

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

To be fair, that’s like saying salt is poison because it has chlorine in it. Different bromine compounds are in the flame retardant and the brominated vegetable oil. And the reports of people who got sick were also drinking ridiculous amounts of the stuff.

But also, soda companies did decide to stop using brominated vegetable oil because of the people being all fearmongered

yes I was Joking.

[kalevalakryze]

vomit mention warning, ooc, crackpost

Axe: hey, Bo, what’s the best and worst feeling in the world?

Bo, who just got shot: when your armor’s enough to stop the bullet, but not the energy transfer

Bo, doubling over to vomit: 👍👍👍👍

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[nondelphic]

sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.

[daughterofchaosstuff]

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

[onebadnoodle]

🃏 hero villain 🦇

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[tooquirkytolose]

He made her an offer she couldn't refuse

[psalmieee]

Writers when it's time to write the story no one forced them to come up with in the first place 🙄

[magnetothemagnificent]

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.