#but it seemed so cruel

[tributes-vamps-and-ginnyweasley]

How does everyone feel about Schmidt and Cece getting back together after the Cece/Elizabeth cheating thing?

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Instead of going for Tim, Jason goes for the easiest way to utterly destroy his Replacement and kidnaps his civilian boyfriend to demonstrate just how easy it is to lose something (or someone) you love in this line of work.

And while the whole “make the Replacement beg” part of the plan is going amazing…. Jason really didn’t plan the whole “keeping a conspiracy theorist teenager hostage” through to the end.

Bernard just wants to know what the new crime lord’s deal with Robin is. And why— and how— exactly he’s supposed to be a bargaining chip when he can count the times he met Robin on one hand. oh! and could someone maybe tell his boyfriend, Tim, that he’ll be late for their coffee date on Tuesday?

[lucabyte]

i burned the bridges thoroughly but still everyone's trusting me again and i should be relieved but it happened so suddenly (and i know in my heart i haven't earned this, but everyone acts like my concern isn't a problem like nothing is wrong with my very involvement)

but i know how the song ends (x)

[thejudeduarte]

Jude:

[marc--chilton]

people who watched house md and bojack horseman can compare the two titular characters easily on first glance, but real mentally ill people who WATCHED both shows have to deal with the knowledge that no matter what a casual watcher might say, bojack is undoubtedly so much worse than house

[slutforpringles]

Daniel Ricciardo at Goodwood FOS 2024 | via

[c-hrona]

Pietà

[lotus-pear]

finally started p5 royal ‼️‼️‼️‼️

expect some royal trio art soon they are my dearly beloveds (minus akechi i hope he dies in this reality too)

[shotmrmiller]

gaz x disinterested reader is probably him ingratiating himself with everyone in your inner circle until you bow to social pressure (you don’t)

but your friends/parents/teachers do. now your professor is grabbing you by the arm like by the way your boyfriend is here and he's brought a gift!

he's having dinner with your parents cuz he helped them out at lowe's. (if you talk to em. gaz will 100% woo grammy into feeding him just so he can be as close to you as possible)

and your friends? one pretty ㅤsmile their way and now you're being harassed with questions like why aren't you talking to him? i'd kill to have someone look at me like he does you!

(are they seeing the same guy you are? his gaze lingers as his eyes widen, pupils dilating like to pissholes in the snow. are his fingers twitching?) <- he's just a very hungry man standing in front of a sumptuous feast ok he doesn't mean to look so intense

and at the end if you really don't give, then the door that keeps you from him will. nothing one solid kick or two won't fix. you don't have to like him but you will get used to him because he's going nowhere.

he'll fix your door in the morning but for now it's best he stays to keep you safe 😌

[msfcatlover]

Commissioned the amazing @magua-vida to draw my original Princesses, The Dancer & The Dream! I'm absolutely delighted with how they came out, they both look so pretty and bursting with personality!

For anyone who doesn't want to click through, you get the Dancer if you unlock the Princess's cuff & die of a heart attack, making her flighty but concerned, fussing over your health & safety. The Dream is Dancer's unique Chapter 3, who you get if you fall asleep in the cabin with Dancer fussing over you, and is smotheringly protective to the point of aggression & possessiveness while acting manipulatively sweet & fragile.

She just wants to take care of you... even (or especially) if it means chaining you up to keep you safe.

[boxmakesart]

Baby’s first Mouthwashing fanart

[ladylightning]

also it seems like a giant fuck you to introduce sevika as someone who is tired of playing nice with piltover and wants zaun to defend itself and then narratively punish her for it over and over. she loses her arm repeatedly. she loses nearly every fight. she’s never happy. everyone close to her dies brutally and nobody even tells her. her community does not respect her. she is ignored every time she tries to rally her community and make change. she does not want to fight in piltover’s war but her people die in enforcer uniforms anyway. all for her ending (with no dialogue!) to be: accepting a position on the council to play nice with piltover.

[bananonbinary]

every time i talk about politics my mom keeps reminding me that she used to vote republican and still sorta considers herself one, and its so funny i keep having to find delicate ways to tell her that mayhaps...the party has not been uniquely bad in the last 15 or so years, she just divorced my dad and her kid came out as gay (to her, my dad didnt find out until like 3 years ago lol) so she's paying more attention instead of voting the way she's been told is correct.

anyway she literally hasnt voted red since then but sure, its just coincidence that all the red candidates suck shit.

[canisalbus]

I like to imagine, in the 'canon', before Machete's assassination, as they drift apart, Machete starts having terrible nightmares. A distorted version of himself, resembling only the worst parts of him hurting everyone he loves (aka Vasco) and potentially even killing him. As he realizes how dangerous he is he starts distancing himself, hurting Vasco even more in the process. I even imagine them exchanging some pretty heated and mean spirited words (especially Machete) a few hours before he inevitably dies.

All that can tie back to that other anon had said about Vasco having nightmares. He feels guilty and that he's responsible for what happened.

Oh boy, that's terribly sad ;^;

Machete had been spiralling for a while before he was ultimately assassinated. I'd like to think they were still very close and not actively drifting apart, but there was definitely some tension in the air. Machete had been retreating into his shell, consumed by mounting paranoia and self-loathing and felt that it was actively harmful and dangerous for Vasco, the light of his life, to be near him. Vasco was worried of course, but they had had rough patches before and Machete had always managed to outrun his demons that far, he believed things would work out eventually like they always do. He had no reason to think it would end this time.

[furbs-and-prayers]

spoiler warning for the idiot, everyone <3

[olessan]