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kozakk · 2 years ago

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#incorrect ogniem i mieczem quotes #but is it even incorrect really?#with fire and sword #oim #jurko bohun #michał wołodyjowski #honestly these two would make such a great pair of friends #and because of Jan they would practically be brothers-in-law #!!!!!!#it is near-death experience for me just to imagine them calling each other szwagier #they have the exactly right energy for that #and my heart overflows #I've been literally laughing as I walked around the city thinking about it #people could think I was either very happy person or really high #and I was just thinking of Bohun boasting about his gucci belt #life is really good sometimes

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fanaticalthings · 3 months ago

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important family group chat discussions

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july-19th-club · 2 years ago

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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative

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im-still-watching-anime · 1 year ago

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago

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Good morning, Sleepyhead.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #'WWX was asleep for 4 days' is an incorrect factoid.#The average WWX sleeps for 8 hours. The PD-MDZS WWX who was asleep for 40 comics and 4 months is an outlier.#We are back to present day! I have missed drawing them!#Ah...the contrast between how the flashback ended (cold and distrustful) to how wwx wakes up (warm and watched over)...#The gap between the past and present is very important. Not just in this story but in our lives too.#The past can still hurt and it doesn't just go away with time as some say. It is the power of realizing that things have changed.#We can't get the good back. The bad memories have concluded. Those live somewhere else now.#It is hard to realize that you have to live for today and tomorrow. The past is so loud.#For WWX it is realizing that despite the mistrust in the past - He really does have faith that LWJ will be there for him.#It is the reflection of knowing that you changed and will keep changing and that change is good and kind sometimes.#But more importantly...and this I really do mean with all my heart:#It will all end up okay in the end. Even after the worst day. The most painful losses. You will get through it.#What feels like a breaking point is truthfully just another step you have to take. You'll get through it even though it feels like the end.#There are wonderful things you have yet to see. Friends you have yet to meet.#Even if it hurts so badly...one day it just aches. Someday you'll go a few weeks not remembering that it ever hurt.#Oh and because my izutsumi comic revealed many people were in need of hearing this:#You are loved. Right now. You are so loved right now. We just forget to tell each other that.#Go tell the people you love that they matter to you. I'm assigning you homework!!! You are graded on completion.

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starry-bi-sky · 6 months ago

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Stillborn danyal al ghul au incorrect quotes - dpxdc au

Vlad and Danny, fighting for the nth time this month: Danyal, exhausted: hey if i call you dad will you like. Stop. I have a test tomorrow. Vlad, has a parental bone in EVERY part of his body: *immediately stopping* Vlad: What do you mEAN YOU HAVE A TEST. WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAD WITH THAT-- Danny: BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL DR. FENTON AGAIN, VLADIMIR.

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Danny, flopping into bed facefirst: i need sleep or rehab. again Tucker (maybe?? I haven't decided yet who he's friends with): i thought you were clean Danny, into a pillow: not if this keeps up.

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Tucker: favorite superhero go Sam: Wonder Woman Danny: the Flash Tucker: Okay Sam's is obvious but, Danny I would've thought you'd say like, Martian Manhunter or Superman or Starfire. But Flash?? Danny: i had a foster in Central City for a few years and met him, he's a really nice guy. He made me promise to invite him to my high school graduation and is part of the reason I made it to rehab and ended up getting rehomed and picked up by the Fentons. Danny: I have a hoodie with his logo on it in my closet, i saved up to buy it and its the first thing I got with the allowance the Fentons got me

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Danny wearing three layers and a scarf in the middle of summer: *shivering* Sam: how are you cold you're literally made of lava Danny, hissing: lava cools at contact with the air and I'm trying to keep my body temperature at a reasonable level, SAM. Tucker, touching Danny: you feel warm to me Danny: to YOU

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Danny:...i could eat lava Tucker: Sam: Danny: Tucker: do it. no balls Danny, getting up: bET--

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Danny: Dash: The Both Of Them: *under the bleachers to smoke/vape* Danny, smokes: I wont tell if you won't tell Dash, vapes: ....deal

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Danny, breaking into Vlad's lab: YOU FUCKER QUIT-- what the hell is that Vlad, working on his newest invention: Language. ....And it's something I'm working on, go away Danny: what? no, fuck you. You're trying to kill Jack again and this looks interesting. I was gonna come beat you but now I'm curious what the hell this is (Vlad spends a good hour explaining what he's doing before they start arguing and Danny starts a fight)

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Danny laying on the ground staring the ceiling, feeling like shit: Jazz, popping by his room: ,,,what'cha doing, Danny? Danny: Danny, internally: 'Jazz says i should be more open' Danny: considering the benefits of relapsing Jazz, immediately stepping into the room: oh okay so lets talk.

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Danny, meeting Robin as Phantom for the first time unaware of his identity and his own birthright: Robin: Phantom: Phantom: fuck you Robin, a 12 year old: fUCK YOU

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Vlad: Jack Fenton iced me out of my early adulthood and got you, his foster son, killed by his own invention. He is a danger to society and I personally want him dead. Danny: okay, cool motive still murder. Danny, louder: I DONT NEED YOU TO TAKE REVENGE ON MY BEHALF

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Vlad, grabbing Danny's shoulders: aren't you tired of being nice Danny: Vlad: don't you want to go apeshit Danny, in the american foster system since infancy, was in rehab at 11 years old, has been fucked over metaphorically, emotionally, physically, ten times over: Danny: i feel like we need to have a talk

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DP/Regular DPDC Vlad: *gripping by the shoulders* DPDC Vlad: how Stillborn Vlad: what DP/DC Vlad: how are you getting him to like you. Stillborn Vlad:,,, well first off i don't torture him so jot that down Stillborn Vlad: second of all, like is a strong word. Stillborn Vlad: Daniel only likes me on tuesdays and when i show him how to make fireballs

#dpxdc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc au #dpxdc au #danyal al ghul au #dpxdc prompts #trying to convey the complications of danny and vlad's dynamic is hard in an incorrect quote format but the best i can do is frenemies if #i want to keep the 'this is requited' aspect of it.#parental vlad masters #danny hit with the cain instinct: wow you suck. for some reason. fuck you | robin a 12yo: wow fuck you too #i acknowledge the fact that danny's own accident is complicated and you cant really point the blame at one person because multiple parties #were involved that eventually lead to his accident. HOWEVER. Vlad is still evil and stubborn. and has drawn his own conclusions that aren't #entirely incorrect. but also arent entirely accurate. he's going to eventually blame maddie too he's only just begun to move on is all.#everyone is kinda flanderized here but ykw what do you expect with incorrect quotes posts LMAO #stillborn? no still born au #stillborn danny au #stillborn danny #most of this is just vlad and danny interacting but tbf they're one of the most interesting changes here skdhf #danny had an addiction to painkillers if anyone is curious. which means that he can't take any even if they worked when he becomes phantom #because he runs the risk of relapse #poc danny fenton #fire core danny fenton

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latte125 · 7 months ago

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zuko: be myself? toph, i have one day to win everyone over. how long did it take before you guys started liking me?

aang: couple weeks

sokka: six months

katara: jury’s still out on that one

zuko: see, toph? “be myself.” what kind of bullshit advice is that?!

#sorry for not being active #stopped hyperfixating on atla and am now back in my asoiaf era #avatar the last airbender #zuko #aang #prince zuko #sokka #atla #katara #toph beifong #incorrect avatar the last airbender quotes #source: pinterest #but like tumblr really #zukka #even tho it’s not a part of the post #avatar aang #the gaang #team avatar

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kirby-the-gorb · 2 months ago

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#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #still yakuza lmao #I don't remember which day I started it but it was definitely no earlier than the 30th #I think I didn't start until I actually got holiday packages into the mail on the 3rd.#my partner started playing it like the day after it got released for switch #which I think was late october?#but he has like. a job. so he's just been playing an hour here a couple hours there yknow #we are both very much getting our money's worth though lol #I try to stop playing by midnight but I didn't manage that today -n-#I really wanted to find the last 2000 yen bill without looking it up but I was Struggling #(I did find it tho)#I've still got a decent amount of stuff left to do #even discounting the completion list stuff that doesn't interest me like the gambling #which I might at least try to do anyway #but we're both in chapter 9 of the main story now (although he's already a ways in)#(and I technically haven't done the last conversation of chapter 8 but I did all the actual Doin Stuff)#it sounds like there's probably 10 chapters from a thing I saw having to look up where majima was hiding the first time?#that's the only thing I've looked up so far though.#anyway I'm having fun #this is why I refused to start playing yakuza until I finished my holiday crafts.#oh wait I also looked up a clarifying explanation on one of the dragon moves you have to learn #I wanna do as much of it as I can without external guides #update from the next day I was incorrect about there being 10 chapters yay :)#more game for meeeee

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incorrect-upon-a-witchlight · 3 months ago

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Frost: your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions

Kremy: your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Gideon: who the fuck is caramelizing onions? Have y’all forgotten that apples exist!?

Kremy:

Kremy: Gid, do…do you think that caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions!?

Frost: your man thinks caramelizing onions means putting caramel on your onions

#I was gonna do one of the goblinoids instead of Gideon #but then I realized that Torbek probably would enjoy caramel onions #and I don’t think Gricko would even question it #but I imagine Gideon has SOME standards when it comes to food now #tho I still think Gid also wouldn’t really question it since he 1000% believes Kremy knows what he’s talking about #which he usually does when it comes to cooking #also I imagine Frost does the cooking whenever Kremy can’t for whatever reason #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #incorrect quotes #kremy lecroux #gideon coal #morning frost #coalecroux #once upon a queue

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jade-bright · 3 months ago

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Version of my au where Stiles goes with Derek and Laura to New York, and went to college there + absolutely inspired/taken from the beginning of BarlowGirl 's fic on Ao3, Where the Wind Don't Change

In a nearby cafe studying with other kids in his class.

Classmate 1, nudges Stiles: Who's the gorgeous dude glaring at you? Derek: *Outside the cafe staring intently at Stiles through the window* Stiles, without turning or looking up: I owe money to the Russian mafia Classmate 2: What?

#sterek #Stiles will lie whenever he has the chance #even if the situation is unrelated to the supernatural #no one really knows anything abt him #except Derek of course #who has to go make sure Stiles remembers to eat #stiles stilinski #derek hale #eternal sterek #stiles x derek #derek x stiles #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #same age stiles and derek #teen wolf au #teen wolf

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awhoreintheory · 4 months ago

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Picture Peter using slangs from his universe, and utterly befuddling people when he gets dropped in Gotham

Peter sounds insane. No one knows what a "gritty" is, or how to hit it. He has a weird obsession with caps, but he never wears a hat. No one knows what the hell "America's ass" means. Is it a dig at politics? A reference the "do the butt's match?" Meme? No one fucking knows.

Anyways that's how he gives his identity away AND Tim assumes he's from the future, the the batfamily makes contingencies around this incorrect assumption

#peter quoting the same vines in civvies and costume #not realizing he sounds clinically insane #like people want to put him in arkham #the bats being so used to being rifht that they dont even ask to double check #they just roll with it and make a hundred and one contingency plans with incorrect information #peter ends up getting along with bart really nicely too so it like further proves their false point #peter a gen z who picks up slang fast assaulting everyones ears with “thats so crash!”#he meets zatanna or somethjng and shes like “oh! a multiversal tourist!”#and the batfam slowly turns around #embarrassed offended in denial flabbergasted #“hes a what”#peter is hysterical when he finds out #no one lives it down #NO ONE #peter parker in gotham #spiderman in gotham #batfam #batman #spiderman #dc #marvel #dc x marvel #marvel x dc #bart allen #bruce wayne #dc crossover #marvel crossover #spider man #peter parker

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staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty · 2 months ago

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Shit post on Konrad and Sanguinius' relationship: Konrad: I bring gifts, brother Sanguinius: This is a dead body. Why are you giving me a dead body?

Konrad: Oh that was supposed to be alive still, must have accidentally touched something vital then. Oops, I can get something fresher if you like

Sanguinius: Konrad... no, it's fine... just why? You're not answering my question.

Konrad: Don't you need blood? I thought it I'd bring food because I never see you eat any.

Sanguinius, oddly touched: Konrad, that's what the Karash is for, why do you think I don't offer it to my guests? It has human blood in it.

Konrad: So you're getting drunk on wine when you feed?

Sanguinius: .....Not really, do you have any idea how strong alcohol is on Baal? Karash is nothing compared to that. I'd have to consume over three barrel's worth for it to do anything to me.

Konrad, now curious: May I try some?

Sanguinius: I guess? You are taking this far better then Horus did-

Konrad: That's because Horus is a pussy. Anyway, *tries some, proceeds to choke* That isn't wine, that's straight up fermented blood, I like you're style. Still, eat the fucking body it'll do you good

#Feat: Konrad being a freak #and being somewhat normal #Konrad is showing he cares #Konrad also got drunk asf off of Karash #turns out fermented blood is really strong even to other primarchs #Also casual hc of mine that Sanguinius has a super high alcohol tolerance #Sanguinius is disturbed and touched at the same time #enjoy my rambles #shit post #konrad curze #sanguinius #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #primarchs #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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lilislegacy · 3 months ago

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i just remembered something lol

okay so you know the opening scene of guardians of the galaxy where chris pratt is dancing around to “come and get your love” as he is exploring a dangerous planet and carrying out a mission?

well, when “murder on the dancefloor” was really popular because of saltburn, i had just finished re-reading HOO, and i kept having little visions of percy singing and dancing to that song as he casually slaughters hundreds of monsters. and most people looking at him like he’s crazy, annabeth just rolling her eyes, and leo finding it hilarious. the song blasting over speaker and percy just having the best time, singing “it’s a murder on the dancefloor!” as he brutally kills things…

i legit think the main reason i made this blog was to make a post about that. and then i never did because i decided it wasn’t funny enough 😂