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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
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It’s crazy how people from 1791 and 2024 both know how it feels when Mozart drops a new track
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it’s mothman’s birthday everyone say happy birthday mothman 🥳🎉
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cnn talking heads: trump is going to destroy our democracy and normalize xenophobia!!!!
shark tank guy: what exactly was democratic about the DNC kneecapping bernie in 2016 and handpicking kamala with no primary process in 2024
cnn talking heads: nothing the DNC does has to be democratic you neanderthal canadian immigrant
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still one the funniest shots in star wars in recent memory
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My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"
Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"
last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"
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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
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