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bloodgnomes
Blood Gnomes
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bloodgnomes · 13 hours ago
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should clown cock be called clock
Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.
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bloodgnomes · 16 hours ago
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bloodgnomes · 2 days ago
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monster hunter fans will say things like THE BLEEBICUS BLORBA IS BACK IN monster hunter: bleebo hunter 6 WELCOME BACK and not even blink
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bloodgnomes · 2 days ago
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what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that
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bloodgnomes · 2 days ago
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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead
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bloodgnomes · 2 days ago
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bloodgnomes · 6 days ago
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bloodgnomes · 11 days ago
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During the first three seasons of The Simpsons (1989-1991) produced at Klasky/Csupo, these five guys were in charge of design.
Of course they had to make "Simpsonized" versions of themselves.
I may be projecting, but I find it revealing that there is a gap between the group on the right and the three on the left. I think it symbolizes who was cool and who were the poseurs. I'll leave it to your imagination which group is which.
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bloodgnomes · 11 days ago
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
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bloodgnomes · 14 days ago
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bloodgnomes · 15 days ago
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Love when men order a "small black coffee." And I bet you wanna get fucked in the ass too huh
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bloodgnomes · 15 days ago
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the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild
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bloodgnomes · 15 days ago
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True freedom.
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bloodgnomes · 15 days ago
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It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way
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bloodgnomes · 15 days ago
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seeing a cock disappear in a hole
like if you agree
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bloodgnomes · 15 days ago
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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bloodgnomes · 15 days ago
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