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penis dashboard kind of night

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why do our gas giants fall into 2 size categories? (jupiter/saturn, uranus/neptune) is it just a coincidence or do we have two kinds of gas giant with two planets each. dunno how to ask google this

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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

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i put this above my bed so I never doubt my power

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You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

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It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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Man I hate holiday traffic

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LMAO WHOOPS

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if girls can frot then boys can scissor

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cunty american dad mood board

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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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