#but in charge

[elfieafterdark]

Gideon busting her ass to paint the kitchen, Harrow sipping black coffee and doing her usual part in home renos, that is to say, keeping her fiance company.

It's early, the sun hasn't even risen yet. The trees surrounding their property seem extra tall today. Their greens seem extra dark and secretive. It's going to be a beautiful fall day, perfect for spending time with her jock girl.

They don't have to worry about work today, or any day if they don't desire it. Harrow supposes she'll have to thank John for that someday.

Maybe the day after she stops hating his guts. But they do send him Christmas cards every year. And he's slightly more tolerable than when they were in high school.

"Man, this lil shit is tough." Gideon grunts, wearing an off-black tank top, little burger logo on the front. She's trying to paint a corner, it's a deep cupboard and she can't quite get at it.

Her fresh haircut is all messy on the top, shaved to half an inch on the sides.

She's gorgeous. Even with sleep still lingering in her eyes. Even with those stupid skull pajamas, ratty to the point of absurdity. She's had the damn things since high school.

Harrow leans on the new granite countertops, replaced last week, she's sitting at the breakfast bar, also created last week. Gideon is amazing.

It took Harrow a few years of being around Gideon to figure her out. To figure out that there was more to her than just a gymnut sport gal with no thoughts save for tits and ass up in her beautiful head.

She's clever, she's relentless, she has a fantastic brain; probably the most attractive thing about her to be honest. She just has an eye for creating things, and almost anything she tries, she can succeed at.

That ought to be eye-meltingly frustrating for Harrowhark Nonagesmius, sickly young girl who could do nothing right. Who constantly fell ill, who missed school, who often had to ask her teachers to repeat themselves 4 or 5 times.

When they met it drove her insane, seeing Gideon easily learn anything she wanted. But just like her impression of the person, her impression of the person's talents wasn't quite right.

If Gideon wasn't interested in a thing, then no amount of work could make her good at it.

She's TERRIBLE at remembering dates and time, she forgets Harrow's birthday a lot, and beats herself up over it. She's ass at math, she can't write a poem to save her life, and she often skips half the ingredients in a recipe just because she glazed over them when reading it.

Gideon is an ongoing journey, an investigation that Harrow will never close. She doesn't want to stop comprehending this person, the love of her life perhaps. If such a thing exists.

"Gideon?" Harrow finds her mouth saying before her brain had an appropriate amount of time to consider or calculate.

"Hmm? Sup babe? Need a top up?" Gideon's gold eyes always alarm her. Mystify her. Entrance her. Deep vats of molten gold that could suck Harrow's soul right out of her body.

But it isn't so hard these days, saying what she's thinking. So she does. Sickly little Harrowhark, ex-cult member who managed to get away through luck and circumstance, says it clearly, precisely, and directly.

"I love you."

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

[beguilingcorpse]

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[everwalldigan]

Concept: Jason sending Tim a different drug dealer’s name every month so that rich kid Tim Drake tries to make the dealer sell to him as a test if they’re truly sticking to Jason’s no selling to kids rule.

Jason has essentially killed two birds with one stone, 1. He got to identify and take out the fuckers that were still selling to kids and 2. He essentially made sure Tim could never buy anything from Gotham’s dealers. Call it his way of caring.

To anybody else, Tim just looked like another stupid rich kid who doesn’t know what they’re getting themselves into but the ruse is up when the news starts spreading that anyone who sells to Tim Drake specifically will get their ass busted by the Red Hood. So the next time Jason sees Damian he pitches the idea up to him and the few dealers that sell to Damian get an especially slow and painful treatment cause how dare they sell to what is very clearly a 14 year old baby??

The operation is kept strictly away from Bruce, of course, until one day some reporter breaks the story about billionaire Bruce Wayne’s kids caught trying to buy drugs and all HELL breaks loose. The end result was all of them being grounded for a month after a 5 hour long rant about responsibility and damaging their civilian reputations and the entire Wayne family being blacklisted from the drug market no matter how much cash they wave around.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[destielmemenews]

"The Haitian Bridge Alliance made the move after inaction by the local prosecutor, said their attorney, Subodh Chandra of the Cleveland-based Chandra Law Firm."

"Trump and Vance, a U.S. senator from Ohio, are charged with disrupting public services, making false alarms, telecommunications harassment, aggravated menacing and complicity. The filing asks the Clark County Municipal Court to affirm that there is probable cause and issue arrest warrants against Trump and Vance."

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[ejacutastic]

usb-c is like a cloaca for computers

[payasita]

boss makes a dollar I make a dime

flat top grill penis on company time

[official-lucifers-child]

still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???

[citricacidprince]

Was forced to get a new phone today

[notaluckypup]

The intimacy of getting to know someone’s kinks and slowly but surely slipping them into conversation~

Slipping them that extra little “good job” after basic tasks and watching their cheeks get hot and their eyes dart around the room.

Asking them to grab a drink and watching the jolt in their step when they register the word “fetch” a second too late.

The back and forth debates and silly arguments ending in cutting them off with a simple “you’re so cute when you get excited”

The tease behind all those knowing glances and trace of the hand touches becoming just too overwhelming until my poor pup is stuttering through conversation and grinding its thighs together begging to be touched😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[vamprisms]

hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw

[mountainshroom]

i like the log and the pool