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A kangaroo Desmond punching the lights out of people is really funny lol
My first initial thought was: “Is this a Tekken reference?” because Roger and Roger Jr from Tekken are the only kangaroo I know that punches people. (And now I’m just thinking it’s Desmond and Elijah being turned to kangaroos, sorry not sorry)
Then I checked youtube and…
Dear god, kangaroos are just ready to throw down.
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But they’re also… not that fast so like…
Desmond’s most probably gonna need to deploy the ‘It’s okay, you can come closer, I’m just a harmless sweet boy- SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER KAPOW!’ tactic for this one.
Also…
Just… just watch this one. I cannot… this is just how I see Desmond would look like trying to chase Berg XD
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By the way…
How about an AU of Berg and Cross just trying to deliver a POE and then Desmond the kangaroo comes in and takes it while they were distracted and, yes, god yes, I am talking about an AU based on this:
#that film is weird#like… i wouldn’t exactly recommend it#but i’m not gonna say don’t watch it#more like… watch it at your own peril?#anyway#desmond is turned into an animal subgenre#desmond as a kangaroo#ask and answer#assassin's creed#desmond miles#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed#desmond being a chaos gremlin#or...#a chaos kangaroo
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i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.
i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.
#dragon age#yes i’ve seen john epler’s explanation on only wanting to carry forward choices that they could ‘really do something with.’#and i understand what he’s saying and i’m curious to see how those 3 choices they brought forward will impact the story!!#but i’m still disappointed. and i think telling people why they shouldn’t be disappointed is just gonna make them More disappointed.#also don’t really appreciate dev comments like ‘careful what you wish for with cameos. it just gives us an excuse to find new and horrific#ways to kill your faves teehee 🤭🤭’ like okay???????? what???#alistair came back twice & could be fine both times. loghain’s inquisition cameo was so meaningful because who the hell expected to see him#again? leliana can straight up die in origins and yall brought her back anyways. like what are we doing out here.#also when i think of ‘typical’ nonsense for this fandom it’s people doxxing each other over fictional character opinions. or what#fictional side your fictional inquistor took in the fictional mage-templar war. or just plain old racism.#NOT ‘damn it’s fucking upsetting that this excited replay i’ve been doing of the previous games and all the recommending i’ve been doing#for new fans to play the other games before veilguard has turned out to be pretty fucking pointless.’#might as well tell someone to watch a let’s play of trespasser and that’s it.#11/26 in a hater mood so i’m turning rbs back on lol. go forth & be petty
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#one punch man#I forgot how into opm I was like.. 7 years ago#getting back into it bc I finally watched s2 like two days ago lol#and I’m gonna say the second season. was pretty good#definitely a little bloated but the second half was fun#excited for s3 the preview looked nice#and I hope they keep that old school look s1 one had if that makes sense??#it could just be that it came out mid 2010s but it my fav part was like the desperate animation styles#and I just hope they don’t try to make it look too glossy and modern??#this is coming from someone who watches like 3 anime and half of them are from the 90s pls don’t take me too seriously haha
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his cutie mark :(
#I like to think bai longma has a cutie mark but it’s just a picture of a horse#you were born for this horse boy#I finally have the time to draw but then I get fucking ARTBLOCKED#I’m not gonna say that cutie mark bai long ma cured my artblock but it sure got me to draw SOMETHING#horse with a horse cutie mark is just the equivalent of people with portrait tattoos#but it’s of himself#they’re taking a bath okay I know every one of those pilgrims STINK#yes including Tripitaka but the rest of the group is just sooo much more pungent that it’s just attributed to them when they’re in a group#headcanons 🩵#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw#jttw fanart#bai longma#jttw sun wukong#jttw bajie#sha wujing#this implies that guanyin is an mlp fan#pegasister guanyin#I don’t even watch mlp yall
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Guys I’m being dead ass when I say this. It’s been five years- HALF A DECADE since I last watched Voltron and yet Keith Kogane stays on my mind. He won’t leave 😭
#voltron#keith kogane#vld keith#confession: I started watching the show for Keith#keith kogane x reader#tragic romance#born to marry him#cursed to read fanfics of him#AND THERE’S BARELY ANY WTF 😭#I cope by imagining him in all the fanfics I read#it was always you#but never me#you were an amazing experience#you were everything#voltron legendary defender#he was a punk#she did ballet#what more can i say#he wont leave me alone#but I don’t want him to#I’m gonna add the yandere tag just cuz#tw.yandere#yandere x reader#reader insert#ok another confession#when I read kylo ren fanfics I imagine Kylo as Keith with curly hair#ok i’m done#might as well add the kylo ren tag#kylo ren#kylo ren x reader
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thinking of this price today…….
I saw a preview of a show awhile back where the premise is that this woman is keeping her former kidnapper locked up in her basement and using him to help her solve crimes, and in one scene he tells her he’ll only give her information if she tells him that she loves him. ……I don’t need to know anything more about this show, that made me GASP
#if you’ve seen it and you have negative things to say about the two main characters I’m NOT interested#I’m not gonna watch the show I just think that premise is so hot#I live in my delusions I don’t giiiiveeee a shit about what the show is actually like
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I don’t know how to explain any more clearly that it doesn’t MATTER if it seems legitimate to you. You have got to fact check every single headline and post and claim on the left just like you need to do on the right.
The left is NOT immune to misinformation and rushed reporting. And the more emotionally polarizing or shocking the talking points, sound bytes, and headlines are, the worse it is and more frequently it happens.
Learn to verify through multiple independent sources. If you can’t do that, you can’t trust it.
If you have to wait extra hours for the real information to come through vetted channels—NOT just one individual somewhere everyone links to, and not just one single media source either, EVEN if it’s a major news network—thats just how it has to be. What news outside of genuine local disasters near you TRULY needs your outrage and post-sharing in the next hour specifically?
Misinformation works best by not seeming like misinformation and by fitting in with the rest of what you already expect to see. It doesn’t help anyone to not be able to recognize and avoid the stuff.
#hey little star whatcha gonna queue?#and before I get any angry anons saying I’m making the argument that both sides are the same#I am not. and nowhere did I say that#and if your immediate reaction to any amount of criticism of leftist spaces or communication#is knee jerk outrage and defensiveness#this is an invitation to explore why that is for you.#this isn’t about anyone on here this is from conversations I’ve had with a few people IRL who have shared leftist misinformation a lot#so if you’re feeling attacked by this post and I haven’t directly spoken to you multiple times about misinformation with you responding bac#this isn’t. a vague post. about you. okay?#I cannot reiterate enough THIS IS AFTER IRL INTERACTIONS NOT A CAL OUT VAGUEPOST#and as one final note. IF YOU FOLLOW PEOPLE. WHO CONSTANTLY USE. THE MOST INFLAMMATORY WORDING CHOICES POSSIBLE.#YOU SHOULD NOT FOLLOW THOSE PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT.#no one communicating in true good faith to ALL PEOPLE about facts uses loaded language more than occasionally#the sooner you learn that the better. and that really starts narrowing down the pool of who you want to actually listen to (while still#verifying anything they tell you)#get higher standards!!!! and read some books or watch lectures about actual effective communication to broad groups without using tribalism#and also. anyone on the left trying to convince you of massive efforts and conspiracies that are anti everything#is also wrong 99% of the time and not a good source to listen to#never EVER assume conspiracy when it can be more simply explained through either#ignorance obliviousness incompetence financial greed or misunderstandings#the end. I’m really done this time. I’m just sick of seeing so many people fall prey to this#shh katie#cult escapee#politics and current events#don’t get swept up in the constant tsunami of performative online activism#election 2024#world events
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Welp, as I was googling some images for Yasammy week, I came across a thread and turns out one of my favorite Jurassic YouTubers is homophobic and a Yasammy hater…
(More ranting in the tags)
#Guess I’m not watching his content anymore#I literally don’t care that he’s a Christian just stop spreading misinformation#I guess he would hate me for liking girls now#I’m so tired#and just a bit pissed off ngl#homophobia tw#Stop saying Yasammy was forced#They’re one of the most natural ships I’ve seen in media#Once again they wouldn’t care if one was a boy#I’m not even gonna watch the entire video on it#But I scrolled through the comments and… yeah…#Not what I wanted to see after my work shift#Jwcc#jwct#rant#yasammy#I’m going to pour my heart and soul into Yasammy week#I’m feeling spiteful rn#jurassic world camp cretaceous#not gonna send any hate his way but I just needed a place to vent#Klayton Fioriti#I no longer recommend his content…#Common L homophobe#Legit give me a reason as to why Yasammy is poorly written other than “they’re both girls#think of the kids watching this”#☝️🤓#No one is turning your kids gay Karen#Cry about it#womp womp#im so freakin heated rn
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I just watched the new crow. And guess what??? I fucking liked it. No spoilers here but it was NOTHING like the original. Not one bit was taken from the original and replicated. It was a completely different story. And guess what? I still love the original to pieces. I still love Brandon as Eric. But also guess what? I enjoyed how Bill made it his own. It didn’t feel like a copy. It felt like a different version, with a different story. And that’s okay. The original is still awesome and super iconic. But news flash, the new one isn’t shit just bc it’s called The Crow 2024. Maybe give reboots a chance before shitting on it. The original came out in 1990. That’s 34 fucking years ago. That’s a whole generation right there. Y’all act like reboots and remakes haven’t existed since the beginning of the film industry. Some are bad and a cash grab, and some are actually kinda cool and have its own thing going. I think this one has its own tone just like the original had its very distinct aesthetic and tone.
Yes I liked it. So what. If I didn’t I would say so. I went into it expecting nothing, if anything I expected to be trash and nonsensical, but no. Everything made sense, it had a pretty cohesive story and gave a different and darker (like metaphorically not literal, nothing can be darker than the original) telling of the story and Eric’s character. And that’s okay. Let’s just learn to watch and enjoy some movies without blindly hating on them just because it’s cool to.
#I’m never gonna stop yapping about this#give this movie a chance at least#if you watched it and hated it fine#that’s acceptable#but don’t say it’s trash before even bothering to give it a try bc you think it’s a remake#it’s not#it’s literally a reboot#like the only thing that’s the same is their fucking names#and the omly 2 characters who are the same are Eric and Shelley#lit nobody else#so stop calling it a remake#I enjoyed it and I’d watch it again#sorry for the rant#movie rant#the crow#the crow 2024#eric draven#bill skarsgard
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see I thought everyone was kind of exaggerating when they said “total eclipse was originally written for a nosferatu musical” and now here I am looking it up online and learning yes indeed it was and tearing up being like “it’s actually ellen and orlok’s song 🥲🥲”
#like it’s their fucking prom song and giggling a little because jfc that is NOT even remotely how I feel about them as a ship#but also reducing it to lol prom song has me like you know what this is cute. fucked up but cute. sweet even. fuck it all!!#next time I watch that edit of total eclipse to their kiss I’m gonna sob I know it#I love them both#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu spoilers#total eclipse of the heart#ellen hutter#count orlok#Like I can’t even say I ship them cuz I don’t rly? but god fucking dammit I get so emotional about them#everything about them#this is same energy as me not having read or seen wuthering heights and tearing up to the chorus of Kate bush’s song being like#I didn’t care about Cathy and heathcliff before rly but I sure do now!!! 🥲🥲#I am a changed man to say the least#it’s the witching hour and I can’t sleep cuz I’ve got top surgery in a couple hours too so I’m just a whole basket of emotions rn. yeah :)
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I know the Generation 2 toy line didn’t sell well, and honestly all the stickers with Optimus’ name on them is a little silly (but I mean, it was a kids toy from the 90s, so), but honestly I think this Optimus design is pretty cool looking
And honestly, outside of the bright green and purple color combo on this first design, as well as again, the silly stickers like “Megatron Rules!”, I don’t think this Megatron design is half bad either. Not as good as the Optimus one, but still
I’d say my main issue is that I don’t like how far the tank extends as his chest, I’d rather it fold up or something. But I can also see how doing so would mess with the treads even more, so fine
#I think I went looking for these toys on the Wiki after watching that video on g2#I think there’s some merit to them#also I think I’m gathering now why Beast Wars Megatron was purple#I don’t know what else I was gonna say in the tags I forgot#these have just been in my photos for a bit now#I might have been planning on using them for potential design inspiration idk#transformers#transformers g2#optimus prime#megatron#transformers toys#character design
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So was anyone gonna tell me that we’re getting an animated lord of the rings movie about Rohan, or was I just going to find out about that when checking the upcoming movies for my local cinema
#I thought about making the actual meme but I decided against it#Worst part is that I was complaining to my friend about how there were no movies coming out that was worth going to the cinema to watch#And joked that they should make a Lord of the rings four#(Before immediately being like please don’t make a Lotr four that would be awful let’s be honest)#Let’s just say we popped OFF when reading that#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#the war of the rohirrim#Miranda Otto is in it so I’m assuming her storytelling is gonna be the framing device#Cause it’s about Helms Deep#Like hundreds of years in the past#I like that it’s a story abouy men tho#Caude we’ve had hobbits (Lotr) Dwarved (The Hobbit ironically enough) and elves (Rings of Power)#So here’s the human movie#Huzzah!
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Need to get back on the grind today and watch G Gundam but watching this show makes me think about one thing I’ve been overthinking a lot in anime where we have a story that either has characters from multiple countries, not just Japan OR we explicitly do have a story that ISN’T in Japan which leads to the conclusion of “there’s no way everyone is actually speaking Japanese here” and this shit always rattles my fucking brain despite the fact I’m watching this dubbed.
#meg text#I don’t feel like tagging fandom properly cause I’m gonna mention a bunch of other shit lol#but like no whenever I see anime do this even when I’m watching dubbed I’m like “ok but what language are they actually using in universe”#cause it’s certainly not them all have translators unless G gonna go that route later (it could I’m early in)#but for getter we have international pilots and one of them is RACISTS and in arma he’s used during the apocalypse#I don’t doubt some communication devices were saved in the apocalypse but not *all* of them#so is that’s what happening there or did that fucker just- learn Japanese despite the hate 💀#oh and then big o is so much funnier subbed bc yeah no there’s no way they are actually speaking Japanese#I applaud the actors tho but it’s just a show that is better in the dub for this reason#g dub def corny so I don’t blame anyone for watching it subbed but if I was watching subbed I’d be wrapping my brain around this more#I love overthinking very very minor details if it’s not obvious#Granted I blame the line of George saying “you wouldn’t know French” and like one character in the dub uses French 💀#god I hope G got a French dub cause that would make this line funnier
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h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work
unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion
#in some ways it IS the move to go to grad school right out of undergrad#because your body can still sort of operate like a college kid#i’m on about 3ish hours of sleep rn and this morning it felt SO over but now i’ve eaten something and we’re so back#i also don’t really do caffeine. except sometimes i’ll go get one of those panera death lemonades#i might be able to snag a short nap before work#but anyway about seventeen year old emilie. i was thinking abt how she was in that movie solitude and adrien said she was seventeen#WAIT. NO. HE SAID SHE WAS SEVENTEEN IN THAT PHOTO ON HIS DESKTOP NOT IN THE MOVIE#well. okay whatever i’m gonna tell you what i was thinking about anyway#OKAY i’m back i just checked the wikipedia page and then i watched the end of gorizilla. to make sure i’m not lying. because i’m normal.#anyway i was thinking about the solitude film and how it’s super rare and old and obscure and whatever. and how apparently#emilie wrote it herself and andre produced it#and i’m thinking about how gabe was discovered by audrey and that’s how he got his start in the fashion industry#so now i’m like?? did gabe and emilie first meet on the set of solitude? because gabe was designing costumes or whatever?#and that’s how audrey found him? have people already thought about this??#also i just checked and it doesn’t say emilie’s last name in the credits and also it’s ‘graham films’ with the twin rings logo m#so i’m assuming she’s still emilie graham de vanily at that point#anyway it comes back to seventeen year old emilie because i started imagining seventeen year old runaway emilie having her new life in pari#after escaping her british nobility life#and the first thing she does is write and star in an original movie. of course.#and she meets this repressed bisexual punk upstart costume designer who is so the opposite of everyone she’s ever known#and he’s immediately so unhealthily obsessed with her. which she appreciates.#and then they proceed to have the most toxic doomed evil relationship of all time#also she gets cheated because once gabe gets money he represses himself SO hard that he is now exactly like all the people emilie grew up w#but at least he’s still obsessed with her#this is what i was thinking about during class today. i don’t know how i get anything done either.#ml#anna rambles#asks
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they are theatre kids your honor
#I got more out there as I got more tired of having to do this and just decided to tack on more design notes#I’m gonna say they all have different sashes for guns and knives and stuff but I just didn’t add them here#impulse looks so boring here hhhhh I’m sorry I’ll admit I don’t watch his videos much and didn’t know what to add#my art#grian#impulsesv#tangotek#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar#zombie cleo#pearlescentmoon#7 drunken pirates we’re the 7 deadly sins#my desire for historical accuracy vs my desire to match the actual Minecraft skins#please assume all non-traditional sailors clothes are stolen and were altered during down time#I think I accidentally made them all orange but I also might be loosing it because I spent so long in this#I should probably stop using bright red as my fill-in color#almost none of the extra things are practical but they are scary and there are stories of Blackbeard tying fuses into his beard and the who#-le thing of pirateships having so many people was to be scarier to get a surrender ASAP so actually it sorta works(?)
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when I was little I used to play clue with my sister and when I won by being like “okay YOU don’t have the candlestick and I don’t have the candlestick and there are no more cards, so it’s gotta be the candlestick” she would get really mad and tell me I was cheating because I wasn’t supposed to be making assumptions like that and she didn’t understand where I was getting the info from, so I was ruining the game for her
anyways I don’t rly get why people on twt are THAT mad about veilguard spoilers because they do not seem that deep
#dragon age spoilers#dav#da4 spoilers#da4#and my GOD the spoilers are here in the comments too#but like I keep seeing people like ‘I can’t believe they’d just tell us that the blight is organic’#girl the blight’s BEEN organic#‘they said we’re gonna see things about solas’ past!!!!!’#at solas’ house? his house in the fade? where all the dreams and spirits and memories live? groundbreaking#I can see the whole ‘ghilan’nain has been experimenting on darkspawn’ thing as a shock to some people#and I’m not saying you have to read the companion books#but like….. that was established in tevinter nights#a book that’s been out for four years and pretty widely discussed in the fandom#also though the discourse around spoilers for da4 has just been bizarre in general#like idk man I think that BioWare/content creators being like ‘in two weeks there will be spoilers on twt’ is….. decent and reasonable?#and some of the comments are so……. ????#I just don’t think ‘I don’t like spoilers so no one else should be allowed to see them’ is a very hinged take#I saw someone who said that them saying ‘’maybe stay off twt for a minute’#was essentially them telling her that she couldn’t read the news or talk to her family#like WHAT are you talking about#and I think yeah! it is totally your right to not want to see spoilers absolutely 1000% fair#but why are you watching a 22 minute gameplay reveal and expecting it to be entirely context-free???#ESPECIALLY when all the videos have a warning at the beginning about spoilers??#on twt I keep seeing people who are like ‘showing all this stuff about the game in advance is rude to fans and HORRIBLE marketing’#what do you MEEEEAAAAANNNNNNNN
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