#but chose this one
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
rainbow-flavoured-skittles · 7 months ago
Text
Sensei Sharpens Student
this is just 4.5k words of Yang and Cole bonding. I don't know where I found the energy to do this. this was just my excuse to write Cole angst again and be self indulgent but it worked out well. cross posted to ao3 as well
tw for death mentions and mild violence
~
Yang stared down at the child’s body and sighed. So young… it was a shame his life had been cut short so quickly. Kind of. Yang couldn’t quite bring himself to feel grief over the child, especially not when it would all be remedied soon.
He picked up the body, careful to avoid damaging it further — those oni had really done a number on him — and brought it to the altar. The child would have looked serene if not for the ugly gashes marring his face. Falling from a skyscraper was a truly terrible way to go, all that shattered glass and broken bones and simply knowing that you would die and it could not be changed.
“Soon,” Yang whispered to the corpse. “It will all be better soon.” It might not be, if his plan failed, but it wouldn’t be much of a loss. The child couldn’t respond anyway.
He checked his hourglass — only ten minutes until the eclipse. Ten minutes until he’d see if this child could be resurrected. Ten minutes until the Rift could be summoned again for the first time in three centuries.
Yang picked up the Yin Blade and held it above the child‘s head. It was time. He slashed at the air, the blade ripping a hole in the very universe itself, and smiled.
The Rift glowed a radioactive, toxic green, not unlike the green of the Lazarus Pits. The colours in it swirled together in hypnotic patterns, seemingly alive. Yang picked up the child, less carefully than before, for any further damage wouldn’t matter soon, and threw him into the Rift. Perhaps that was a bit of a crude word, but it was accurate. The boy was not exactly heavy, and Yang had been a very strong man in life.
As soon as the body disappeared into the glowing green of the Rift, Yang dusted his hands off and waited. He did not know how long it would take for the child to come back out. He didn’t even know if the boy would be revived, or if he’d ever come out. If the boy was still dead, then it showed that humans could not be resurrected with the Rift. If he was alive, then Yang had his very own pet assassin. Yang would be unharmed either way.
A loud crack of thunder outside had Yang cursing and running to the door. It was the Rift, it must be. The portal on the inside of the temple had closed, but the green glow outside meant there was some degree of success.
He ran outside and found the body crumpled in a rose bush. It was jarringly similar to how Yang had first found the boy, all bones and too-cold skin, twisted in the way that only a dead body could be. Except this body was not dead. It was very much alive. Yang could see the boy’s shallow breathing. He pressed a finger to his wrist. There was a faint pulse, slow but still there. Yang would have let out a breath of relief if he could still breathe. The boy was alive. The Rift had worked. He now had proof that humans could be resurrected with it.
The boy’s eyes fluttered open. It was strange to see the small side effects of the Rift — Yang would have to jot them down. Where before his eyes had been a pale grey, like little pools of moonlight, the left one was now an unnatural green. The same colour as the Rift.
A jagged scar ran down the left side of his face as well, starting somewhere above his hairline and ending just above his chin. It was the same green as the Rift. Yang could find no logical reason for it. The boy’s eye changing colour made sense, the Pits did the same thing, but the scar was unexpected. Yang would have to study that further. He held out his hand and pulled the boy to his feet. He looked disoriented, not completely aware of his surroundings, but Yang smiled anyway. 
“Welcome back,” he croaked to the child.
~
 Everything was black until it wasn’t. Then it was green and pain and screaming and awakening to an unfamiliar place. The boy blinked his eyes at the old man in front of him. He was fairly sure he didn’t know this man. But the boy couldn’t remember much of anything at the moment, so he let the man drag him to his feet and lead him though a door.
“How are you feeling?” The old man asked the boy. They had settled down around a low table, sitting on silk cushions. A plate of cookies was set in front of them. 
The boy did not know how to respond. “I don’t know,” he said. His voice was raspy and unfamiliar to him. That was scary — how could he not know his own voice?
The old man frowned. “What is your name?”
The boy blinked. He thought hard about what his name might be. “Cole,” he said. That sounded right.
“Cole,” the old man repeated. “I am Master Yang. I am the one who brought you back to life.”
Back to life? Wouldn’t that mean Cole had died? He tried to think about what may have happened and was immediately hit by feelings of pain and hopelessness and terror. However he had died hadn’t been peaceful. Cole shoved those feelings down and looked up at Yang. 
“I died?”
“Yes,” Master Yang nodded. “I revived you with the Rift of Return.”
“Did you know me? Is that why you brought me back?”
Master Yang cringed at that. “I did not know you. I simply saw a child in need and helped.”
“Okay,” Cole said. He could tell that Yang wasn’t telling the truth, or at least not all of it, but he had saved Cole from death. That had to mean something.
“I want to train you,” Master Yang said. “In the ways of combat. So that you will not die again.”
“But everyone dies.”
“Yes, but I would still like to train you. So that you can be safe,” Yang fumbled his words, looking for an excuse.
Cole thought for a bit. No matter how hard he tried to remember, he could not think of anything from his past. Granted, he had only been revived for an hour or so, but it couldn’t be normal not to remember. And what if it was people from his past that had caused his death? Yang was offering him safety and training. It would be good to know how to fight, and maybe he could regain some memories.
“I’ll train with you,” Cole told Yang. It seemed like the best option.
“Excellent,” Master Yang smiled wickedly. “Your training will begin tomorrow. You may take one of the empty rooms upstairs.”
Cole nodded and went up the stairs. He opened the first door on the right and looked over the room. It was dusty, clearly having been uninhabited for quite some time. It was still shelter, though, and the bed looked comfortable.
He looked in the mirror. A reflection stared back at him, of a young boy with dark hair and skin. His eyes were strange — one grey, the other bright green. A large crack (scar?) ran down the side of his face. It glowed green as well. Cole shivered at it. The reflection didn’t seem like him, was wrong and unfamiliar. Of course, who even was Cole? How was he to know if this was what he’d always looked like? He couldn’t remember any family or friends, or what he might have done in his free time, or whether he had any goals for the future. It was terrifying to not know who he was.
Yang knocked on the door, shaking Cole out of his spiral. “Cole, I would suggest you go to bed. Your training begins early and I will not tolerate any whining of no sleep.”
“Yes, Master Yang,” Cole said. He shook the dust off of the bedsheets and pillow. He lay down on the bed and closed his eyes. His body shut down immediately, sending him into a cold dreamless sleep.
~
The knives came towards Cole at full speed, bright silver crescents that threatened to kill if he didn’t dodge. Cole did a backflip to the left and a handspring to the right, then a simple roll to the floor. Not a single one of the knives hit him.
“Good work,” Master Yang said approvingly. He pocketed one of the throwing knives. “But your backflip was sloppy. We’ll need to fix that.”
“But everything else was good?” Cole asked. He hoped he had done well — he’d trained for hours on the corkscrews.
“Yes.”
“Should I practice throwing them now?”
Yang hummed and stroked his beard. “Go to the armoury and get some throwing knives. Make sure they’re the ones with red leather grips. I don’t want you training with the good knives yet.”
“Yes, Master Yang,” Cole hurried off to go get the knives. He found the armoury, an ancient mahogany door leading to it, and stepped in. There were weapons everywhere, ranging from large battle axes to small daggers to deadly poisons in glass vials. He found the required throwing knives and was about to exit when he saw the scythe.
It was a beautiful piece of work, carefully engraved with runes and enchantments. The blade was polished to perfection, shining and gleaming and incredibly sharp. The handle was made of honey coloured wood, wrapped in black leather. All in all, a stunning ten-out-of-ten weapon.
Cole looked at it and went back down the hall to Yang. “Master Yang, I saw this scythe in the armoury, and I was wondering, maybe after the throwing knives, maybe I—“
“Just spit it out already, boy,” Yang spat.
“Could I train with the scythe, maybe?”
Yang frowned. “It is a difficult weapon,” he said. “Not many use it in combat. It’s much more for reaping crops than anything.”
“But could I learn it?”
“Hmmm,” Yang thought. He intended to have Cole master all the weapons he had, scythe included. It wouldn’t hurt to change his plans a bit and have him learn the scythe next. A perfect assassin should know how to use every weapon, after all.
“Very well then,” he said to Cole. “Once you’ve mastered the throwing knives, I will teach you how to use a scythe.”
Cole had stars in his eyes. “Really?”
“I just said you could, didn’t I?”
“Yes!” Cole pumped his fist in a rare display of childish enthusiasm. Yang smiled a bit at that, though he would deny it if asked.
Yang nodded in satisfaction at his pupil’s performance. Cole had finally mastered the throwing knives — and in an exceptionally short amount of time, too. He could be the world’s greatest assassin given a few more years.
“Did I pass?” Cole said.
“Yes,” Yang said. “You did well.”
Cole lit up at the praise. “So I can learn how to use the scythe now?”
Yang raised an eyebrow at the question. He had not expected Cole to still remember that promise — children had short attention spans, and he’d figured Cole had forgotten about it. 
But a promise was a promise, and Yang was a man of his word. “Very well, then. You may start training.”
Yang made his way to the armoury and found the old scythe. He had not used it in many, many years. The blade would need sharpening, he thought idly.
“Take it,” he handed the weapon to Cole. “I will teach you the basics, and then we will spar.”
Cole took it gingerly and held it with practiced ease. “Isn’t the blade a bit dull?”
“It will suffice for this lesson.”
“Okay.”
Yang held up his own scythe. “I will teach you how to hold it properly, first. Adjust your hands so that— yes, exactly like that,” he said, confused as to how Cole would already know how to hold the weapon.
“Now, scythes are more for slashing than stabbing. You won’t be able to stab someone through the heart or anything. Remember that.”
Cole shifted nervously. “Master Yang, I think I’ve got it,” he said. 
Hmm. That was strange. The boy held his weapon like he was already familiar with it.
“You seem to have the basics down,” Yang said. “We’ll move on to sparring now. Don’t hold back.”
A nod, and then getting into position. Yang looked the boy over and gave the signal. He was off immediately, going straight for Yang’s throat and slashing at it. If Yang weren’t already dead, he would have died.
Yang went at Cole with his own weapon as well, though he aimed to incapacitate, not kill. Cole clearly had no such qualms — mostly because Yang couldn’t be killed — slicing at his throat and stomach. He was nimble, moving in the same way a dancer might, doing unnecessary kicks and spins. 
It was surprising. Not many used the scythe as a weapon — it was too inconvenient. But Cole used it like it was part of his body. Yang found himself once again wondering what the boy’s past was. He had training, of course, but from whom? Who would have trained such a young child to fight like that? Other than Yang, of course.
Cole took Yang’s distraction as an opportunity to drop kick him and end the match. “Sorry, Master,” he said apologetically. “But you said not to hold back.”
Yang sniffed and readjusted his robes. “Where did you learn to fight like that?”
“I don’t know. I think it might be from my past? It’s all still so foggy, though…”
“I don’t believe you’ll need any more training with the scythe,” Yang shook his head. “You’re more than proficient.”
“But isn’t there always room for improvement?”
“A good fighter knows more than just two weapons. You will train with the bow and arrows next.”
Cole deflated a little. Yang found himself feeling guilty at that. Guilty! When had he started caring about the boy’s feelings? Hell, when had he started caring about the boy in general?
“You may train with the scythe in the afternoons,” Yang found himself saying. “As long as all your other exercises have been completed.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
~
Cole was crying. Yang knew this because of the faint sobs coming from his room. He knocked on the door. “Cole, why are you crying?” He asked.
The door swung open to Cole, eyes all red and puffy. The scar on his face glowed radioactive green. “Just stuff,” he mumbled. 
Yang sighed and marched into the room. He gestured for Cole to sit next to him. “Explain yourself,” he said. Not the most sensitive of statements, but Cole seemed to do better without being coddled.
Cole wiped his nose on his sleeve. “I remembered something,” he said softly. 
“Then why are you crying? Regaining memories is something to be celebrated.”
“I remembered someone important. I think he was my friend, or something. But I don’t know his name.”
Yang sighed. “But you remember what he looks like?”
“No,” Cole shook his head. “I just remember that he cared about me. I don’t know anything, just vague feelings…”
“Your memories will return with time,” Yang said. “And until then, you have me.”
“That’s so cheesy,” Cole laughed — a dry, broken, laugh, but still a laugh.
“It is true.”
“Thank you, Master Yang.”
“It is a guardian’s job to take care of their ward, no?”
“Yeah, I guess.”
“Then I’m just doing my job. There’s no need to thank me.”
~
Yang was repairing Cole’s robes when the boy walked up to him. He’d been thinking about how reckless children were, and if it was possible to get more durable clothing. He hadn’t been expecting Cole to be awake for several more hours.
“I want to be a vigilante,” Cole said. He looked at Yang in the face — not quite eye contact, the boy hated that, but close.
“A vigilante? Explain,” Yang frowned.
“They fight crime. I think I used to be one, and I want to do it again.”
Yang sighed and put down the sewing materials. He looked at Cole. “You remember your past?”
“Only some. It’s still really blurry, but I’m sure about this.”
“You fought crime. Illegally, I presume. And you want to do it again.”
“Yes.”
“You’re aware of how dangerous that would be?”
Cole shuffled a little, clearly finding the situation awkward. “Yes, but I’ve trained a lot. You said I was good enough to take out an army.”
That had been a bit of an exaggeration. Yang regretted speaking in such a way. “You are good, yes, but that was hyperbole. Nobody can fight hundreds of people at once and win.”
“But I’m still good at fighting. And staying hidden. And gathering information.”
Yang wondered again when he had gotten attached to the boy. He certainly hadn’t cared when he first found him. And now he was worried about the boy being in danger, of all things.
“Cole, when I first found you, you were dead.” Cole flinched at the reminder but nodded. “That was almost certainly because of your ‘vigilante gig,’ so to speak. And you want to go out again to put yourself in danger.”
“I’m trained now.”
“You were trained before,” Yang retorted.
“I’m trained more.”
“You are still a child.”
“But I want to help people!” Cole looked desperate now. “I can help. I have all this training and experience that others don’t and I can save people!”
“Why?”
Cole picked at his nails. “I made a promise to someone,” he said. “‘Always stand up to those who are cruel and unjust.’ I want to keep that promise.”
“There are people out there who would hurt you. They would want to study you like a specimen in a lab.”
“Then I’ll avoid them.”
“It’s not that simple, Cole.”
“Master Yang, please.” Cole wiped tears from his eyes. Yang pushed down the feeling of guilt.
“You are trained, but would have no backup. I would not be able to help you if you’re in trouble.”
“I want to keep that promise,” Cole repeated. He had a steely look in his eyes. This was not something he’d back down from.
Yang got up from the table. “You must defeat me in a spar. Neither of us will hold back. If you win, you can become a vigilante.”
Cole raised an eyebrow. “And if I don’t?” The boy knew how to read the fine print. That was good. It would be a useful skill in the outside world.
“Then you stay here with me.”
“I accept your terms.”
“Then come,” Yang said. “Whoever gets knocked down first will lose. Any weapons are allowed. Fight dirty if needed.”
Cole nodded and followed to the training room. He took his position opposite to Yang. “I’m ready,” he said. He held his signature scythe in one hand and a set of daggers in the other.
Yang attacked first, a series of blows and kicks meant to incapacitate an enemy. Cole dodged and returned his own attacks, a flurry of knives and sharp kicks. Months of training had honed his skills into something deadly, more fluid than the style he’d had when he first arrived.
A dodge, and then a parry from Cole’s scythe. Yang was careful not to aim for the throat or head, hitting the legs and stomach instead. His sword clashed with the scythe. Multiple knives were thrown at each other. A dagger embedded itself into the wall.
It took almost thirty minutes for Cole to knock Yang down. He used his earth powers to his advantage, creating stepping stones to jump off of and hit Yang in the chest. He fell against the wall without a sound.
“I did it!” Cole cheered. He rushed to help his mentor off the floor. “I won, right? You said we could fight dirty.”
Yang dusted off his robes, rather pointlessly considering that he was a ghost and could not get dirty. “Yes, you won. You may become a vigilante and help save people.”
“Yes!”
Yang smiled at the scene. And if he’d let Cole win on purpose, well, nobody needed to know.
~
“—and it should be black, so that I can blend in easily. But also a cape! And a full face mask, to protect my identity.”
“You should talk less and focus more on your designing,” Yang commented. He looked over Cole’s drafts for the vigilante uniform. They were hastily coloured and roughly sketched — nothing final, just good enough to get an idea of how it could look.
“It should have orange accents, too. And pockets,” Cole scribbled some more notes. His hands were stained with charcoal and ink.
“It is very dramatic.”
“That’s the point!”
“You are adding a… scar to the mask?” Yang gestured at the large zig-zag drawn on the design. 
“It’s supposed to look like the one I have. But orange, so that it matches the theme.” Cole pointed at the large scar on his face. After so many months, Yang doubted it’d ever heal. Cole would have to conceal it for the rest of his life.
“That is a liability to your identity.”
“I don’t plan to take off the mask. No one will know.”
“If you insist,” Yang sighed. He was already thinking of how to get supplies for this project. It would be a pain to find proper metal for the armour.
“I’m going to have a mask underneath, too, if it makes you feel better.”
“Alright, then.”
“I’m also going to add a voice modulator. So that I can sound scarier. And more adult-like.”
“You are barely five feet tall. Hardly an adult.”
“Platforms exist for a reason,” Cole rolled his eyes. Yang tried not to laugh at that.
~
It was finally complete. After hours and hours of work and multiple injuries, Cole had finally finished his new costume. He was quite proud of it — the orange accents weren’t too bright, so that he could blend in easily, but they still stood out. And it had all the appropriate ‘cryptid assassin’ vibes, just as he’d intended.
“What do you think, Master?”
Yang stood over Cole, examining the newly completed uniform. “It is good,” he said. “You have a talent for designing things.”
“Really?”
“Yes. I’m sure you will strike fear into the hearts of many.”
“I’m not trying to scare people. I want to save them,” Cole said.
“Hmmm.”
“The scaring people is targeted at bad guys.”
Yang nodded thoughtfully. His pupil had grown so much from the scrawny little boy he’d first found. He was a true warrior, now — perhaps not the undefeatable assassin Yang had first sought out to make, but formidable all the same. He was proud of the boy.
“I’m almost ready, now. I think I’ll leave tomorrow.” Cole looked at Yang for permission, as if he had not made up his mind to leave weeks ago.
“Of course. Make sure to visit a lonely old man when you get the chance, yes?”
“I wouldn’t leave you, not forever. You’re my family,” Cole said.
Family? That was a word Yang hadn’t head in a long time. He certainly had never been called family before. It warmed him to know that Cole thought him a member of his family.
“I’m glad to hear that,” Yang said.
~
The next morning, Cole packed his bags and sat beside Yang on the porch. To passerby, they’d see only a young teenager sitting on his own, swinging his legs and looking nervous. To Yang, he saw a boy he’d grown to care for as a son. He didn’t want Cole to leave. It seemed like they’d barely spent a week together, though it had been nearly a year.
Was it selfish, to wish that Cole would stay with him? Yang had grown to care for the boy. He’d never had a family, not in life, but it felt like Cole was his family. Cole himself had said that Yang was his family, and Yang returned the sentiment. Would it be selfish to ask him to stay forever, as father and son, untouched by time or the outside world?
It would be, Yang thought. Cole was nearly sixteen, by his estimates — it was high time he leave to find his own way. Even if his way was to become an illegal crime fighter.
“I’m going to take a train to the main city,” Cole said, breaking the silence. “I’ll figure living arrangements out when I get there.”
“You have enough money? Clothes, food, all your weapons?” Yang asked. It never hurt to make sure, though he was sure Cole had prepared well.
“Yes, Master. I’ve got more than enough of everything,” Cole laughed. 
“That is good,” Yang breathed. He turned to look at Cole properly. “I have a gift for you,” he said. 
“A gift?”
“Yes,” Yang pulled out the dagger. It was an ornate thing, fragile but dangerously sharp. It had been carved from obsidian and inlayed with silver centuries ago. It had been passed down from mentor to mentor over many years. Yang himself had inherited it when he left his mentor. And now it was Cole’s to wield.
“It’s beautiful,” Cole said. He turned it, watching the blade reflect light and sparkle a million different colours.
“My mentor passed this down to me, years ago. And now it is yours.”
Cole held the dagger to his chest. “Thank you, Master Yang.”
“The blade is supposedly enchanted to protect its owner. I hope that it will bring you protection.”
“Thank you,” Cole repeated. He sheathed the dagger into one of his many hidden pockets.
“You should go, now. You will be late for your train.”
“Yeah, I should,” Cole said sadly. He picked up his duffle bag and threw it over his shoulder. The he hugged Yang.
Ghosts cannot be touched. That is a well known fact. But Cole hugged Yang anyway, simply because a boy touched by death like he was could.
“Goodbye, my pupil,” Yang pulled away from the hug. 
“Goodbye, Master,” Cole said in return. He made his way down the path to civilisation and the city.
~
Cole ran down a dark alley, uncaring of the cockroaches and rubbish everywhere. He stuck to the shadows, barely making a sound. The man he was following continued talking on the phone, unaware of the boy behind him. Cole slammed him on the back of the head and twisted his arms.
“You’re going to go to the police station,” he said slowly, “and you’re going to confess to murdering your wife. If you don’t, I’ll know.”
“Who the hell are you?” The man spat. His eyes were full of terror and confusion. 
“I’m the Talon, and you’re going to do as I say or face the consequences.”
“What is this, some sorta bad movie? I’m not doing—“ whatever the man meant to say was cut off as Cole knocked him out. A bit of blood trickled from his temple. 
“Amateurs,” Cole rolled his eyes and picked the man’s wallet up. He’d drop the guy off with evidence and keep the money. There was enough to book himself a ticket to Ninjago City Central, at least. Shame that he hadn’t wanted to confess on his own, though. The justice system would be much harsher on him now. 
He picked the body up and dragged it to the police station. Then he changed into civvies and went up to the bus stop. He looked at the ticket dispenser in the eyes, just as he’d practiced.
“One ticket, please,” Cole smiled. Yang had taught him to be charming, after all.
31 notes · View notes
hollis-art · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
they can be best friends. they can be lovers. whatever they are, i am rooting for them
5K notes · View notes
fascinationstreetmp3 · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I've been a third all my life. Not saying that to fight, just saying that it's true. I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.06 + 2.07
6K notes · View notes
cup-o-stars · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
4K notes · View notes
hattedhedgehog · 11 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
My embroidery of the Sera character card from Dragon Age Inquisition is now complete!
75 hours of work, 11.5x19.5 cm
-
[Image description: An embroidered version of the Sera character selection card from Dragon Age Inquisition. She stands atop a slanted tree trunk with her bow held suggestively between her legs, looking at the Skyhold tower in the distance, where the tiny figure of the inquisitor is present in the window. Mountains and turrets make up the background behind her.]
11K notes · View notes
beif0ngs · 9 months ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
alright look, i just wanna know who is the writer that came up with the dumbass idea of replacing the line “Ever since I lost my son, I think of you as my own” with “Lu Ten would have been proud to have you as his father” in this scene for the Netflix live action series???
7K notes · View notes
theerurishipper · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
-
Tumblr media Tumblr media
-
Tumblr media
-
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Part 1 <- Part 2 -> Part 3
Masterpost
4K notes · View notes
weaselmcdiesel · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
i was being so so so real when i said id make more katnep comics
5K notes · View notes
arcane-gold · 5 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
hello rookanis nation. can i present rel and lucanis’s dynamic. sun and moon trope, one with boundless energy and one who gets 2 hours of sleep a night, guy i pulled by being an idiot, etc. they’re special to me
2K notes · View notes
kidovna · 26 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
angels, demons, and halloween through the years
For @bylerween prompts for day 3 & 5 (young and old byler, costume contest)
2K notes · View notes
computed-dear · 16 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
everything makes me think of them
1K notes · View notes
megalomari · 9 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Astarion is living his best life, finally free!
The paladin broke his oath.
This ain't about him.
4K notes · View notes
kittyoperas · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
laudanum and arsenic.
1K notes · View notes
selenityshiroi · 2 years ago
Text
Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him
'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'
'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'
'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'
'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'
'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'
And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.
When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'
16K notes · View notes
caruliaa · 2 years ago
Text
staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
Tumblr media
grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
34K notes · View notes
isimp4shrimp · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Dnd gang as that olympics shooting meme (one of the squads of all time truly)
Template under the cut
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes