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jason: i'm too drunk to drive
dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive
tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart
jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:
damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once
#damian cant drive that great but he's the best they got#dc comics#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#robin#redhood#nightwing#red robin#batfam#bat bros
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OG Shang Qinghua loves his brother even if he says nonsense most of the time
#svsss#shang qinghua#original shang qinghua#airplane bro#airplane shooting towards the sky#they have a great relationship and Og Shang qinghua sort of knows about the transmigration#really he just thinks his brother can see the future but mostly uses it like 'if you know this treatu wont work THEN WRITE IT YOURSELF'#they get along#also like to think Baby Airplane and Baby mobei meet and Og Sqh can already see his brothers crush he does NOT like it#shang brothers#shang twins#<- sort of#my art#nibbelraz
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🎀🧁
mmmhh so hrni n so needi ,,
i wna b liek all da othr big grls n show m b00bs hehe >:3
do u liek them big bruvr (>/////< " )
i love you dada ! !
iz three enuf or do u need more papa (˶˃⤙˂˶)
#1cky puppy#big bro x lil sis#fauxc3st#1cky daughter#big bro/little sis#inc3$t#r@petoy#1cky baby#daddy's good girl#fauxcest#nice bewbs#great bewbs#natural bewbs#t1tties#slvt training#dumb slvt#i sell custom content#i sell noods#cnc int0x
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The world was so ungrateful to you...
#animation#2d animation#disney#dreamworks#warner bros#early 2000's 2D animated movies fucked so hard and the public was too cowardly to admit that#they let several great movies die a bad man's death and i will always be furious about it...#hall of infamy
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book 3 in a nutshell tbh
#this is my first time officially drawing aang#im sorry my son...#anyways zuko & aangs dynamic is so fun#the bros of all time...#aang and his ugly great grandson#atla#atla art#atla fanart#atla zuko#atla aang#zuko#aang#zuko fanart#aang fanart#avatar fanart#avatar#avatar the last airbender#is shitposting a thing on tumblr or should i go back to twitter
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“Dustin isn’t coming.”
“What?” Eddie says, all frantic and jovial movements freezing instantly.
His eyes narrow on Lucas--the bearer of bad news. “Why?”
“Family emergency.”
Mike makes a face. “I saw his mom yesterday and she was fine, so is this a…?”
He makes a gesture that is entirely incomprehensible to anyone who isn’t Sinclair and his terrifying girlfriend.
(At least, Eddie thinks Max is Lucas’s girlfriend this week. It got a little hard to keep up after the third break-up-make-up marathon, and he frankly, stopped bothering to try.
It helped that she barely spoke--The only time notable being when Eddie had mockingly asked Sinclair if he needed a cheerleader when she’d first sat in, upon which she’d asked Eddie if he needed new kneecaps with a look in her eye that said she was serious.)
Wheeler Jr.’s gesture however, made her put her book down.
“You think he’s having migraines again?” She not so much asked as demanded, which had Mike shrugging.
“Dunno." Lucas says. "Dustin didn’t say.”
“Gotta be, if he called Dustin.” Mike mutters, Lucas shuffling his papers about as he begins to set up for Hellfire. He was the last in the room, practically late, which Eddie had planned on harassing him for had he not announced Henderson’s absence.
(Fucking freshmen. They just weren’t terrified of Eddie like they used to be.)
“Robin must be sick or something, otherwise he’d call her.” Lucas finishes as he finally sits down.
“Didn’t the Marching Band go on some trip?” Mike turns to address the rest of the table, and gets nods from Jeff and Gareth both.
“Yeah they’re marching in some parade in Indianapolis.” Jeff confirms.
“So his last resort was Dustin?” Max is getting that tone in her voice, the one that makes everyone at Hellfire very uncomfortable. “Typical.”
She pushes away from the table, making a show of gathering up her things before rising easily to her feet.
Eddie trades looks with the elder Hellfire members as she makes her exit--the kind that says they’re all going to be talking about this later.
They knew their freshmen had some weird obsession with the former King, of course, but Mayfield too?
What the hell was up with that guy?
At least Eddie thinks, right before things are once again shot to shit, they can go back to playing the game.
He can make it work this early into things, and if Henderson isn't’ a fan of what he’s about to do to the kid’s character in his absence, well.
Maybe he shouldn’t be fucking absent then.
“So what, Max, you're gonna go over there and make it worse?” Mike snorts.
Fatal mistake.
Eddie almost strangles him for it, if only because it prolongs this entire unnecessary conversation.
Max performs a military perfect heel turn, coming straight back for Wheeler Jr., which makes him right about fall out of his seat in panic.
“What was that, Wheeler?”
“I’m just saying--!”
“We don’t know Steve’s having migraines.” Lucas reiterates, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Maybe it’s something else.”
“Does Steve get migraines a lot?” Grant asks, because despite all appearances he’s a terrible gossip and gets sucked in far too easily.
Eddie throws a pencil at him for it.
“Hel-looo, we have a game!?” He thunders, but unfortunately for him, precious Stevie-Weavies headache now has everyone’s attention.
“Yeah, though he’s really good at pretending he doesn’t.” Lucas answers with a put upon sigh.
“There’s a whole pattern--he ignores it until it gets super bad, then he has to call Robin or Dustin to come get him when he inevitably gets stranded at work or the like, grocery store.”
“Well who else do you think he’d call?” Mike scoffs again. He does a lot of that, when discussing Harrington. “It’s not like his parents are--Ow, Max!”
“Close your mouth before I close it for you.” She hisses and Mike, shockingly, does just that.
To Eddie, she says;
“Your ass isn’t any better, or did you forget I live across from you?”
Eddie--who had an insult primed and ready--promptly shuts his mouth.
(Fucking! Asshole! Freshmen!)
“Maybe I should go too.” Lucas says, hedging a look between his girlfriend and his DM.
“No.” She snaps, pointing a finger at him.
“If you go, then this idiot,” she flicks her finger to Mike, “will go and then we really will make it worse. Stay here before your bichon frise has a fit about all his sheep abandoning him.”
Then she’s turning on her heel again, storming out.
“What the hell’s a bichon frisé?” Gareth asks in the aftermath, frowning.
“It’s a type of ahhhh--” Jeff clearly thinks better of the explanation, eyes sliding to Eddie.
Who’s scowling.
“I know what a bichon frisé is, Jeff.” He snaps.
“I don’t.” Grant loudly complains.
Jeff attempts to both calm Eddie and explain while Mike and Lucas spend far too many minutes looking after Max.
“Enough!” Eddie howls, temper finally getting the best of him. “Are we playing or do you also need to go sit by the King’s bedside?”
“Thank you,” Mike says, like he wasn’t a third of the entire problem. “Let’s play!”
They make it about ten entire minutes before getting knocked off track again.
In fairness, not that Eddie would ever admit it--the second meltdown is his own fault.
xXx
Hellfire is Eddie’s domain.
It’s one of the few places where he could relax without getting harassed or hounded, and having his freshmen--his!--abandon him for King Fucking Steve had set him off.
So he’d made a few comments about it.
Maybe introduced an NPC who sounded suspiciously similar to Harrington, only to instantly kill him off.
Made another couple of nasty comments.
Who cares? It worked him through his snit rather nicely, and his boys all knew to leave him be.
Except, apparently, for Lucas.
“Dude, would you lay off?” The kid finally snaps, pencil slamming down on the table.
Which is the most backbone-like thing anyone has ever heard Sinclair say, and he gets far more whistles for it than he should.
Eddie pins him in place with a glare.
“What was that Sinclair?” He snarls, voice as menacing as he can make it.
(It’s pretty terrifying, he’s practiced quite a bit with it.)
Sinclair flinches, but doesn’t back down.
“I said lay off. Steve has migraines because of--” He stops, before seeming to come to a decision. “Because of me. He took a hit for me, and I owe him a life debt for it.”
To Eddie, he says; “You get what those are, right?”
Mike rolls his eyes. “It wasn’t just for you--”
“That time with Billy was!” Lucas is quick to snarl. “But you know what Mike, you’re right. It wasn’t just for me. He T-boned a car for all of us!”
Sinclaire is on his feet now, which is the unfortunate moment that Eddie realizes he has once again lost control of the room.
A situation he firmly blames on Steve Harrington, because he’s petty.
“Or did you forget that part? That’s you, me, Will, Nancy and Jonathan right there! Nevermind the tunnel. Or the junkyard!
“We had the junkyard handled--”
Lucas scoffs.
“We absolutely did not.”
“I don’t get why you’re all making such a big deal out of this. He’s the fighter. That’s what he does. That’s why we brought him to the tunnel.”
“You recall what happened at Starcourt, right?” Lucas challenges, furious. “You did see him after, right?”
This, finally, seems to shut Mike up.
“Shouldn’t you be mad at him for that?” He says after a moment, and the rest of Hellfire has completely put aside all actual gaming to watch this play out with a morbid sort of fascination.
Eddie allows it, only because he’s trying to breathe the way Wayne taught him to before he loses it entirely and throws both of the idiot kids out of the drama room.
“He pulled your sister into it.”
“Have you met Erica!? You can’t pull her into shit!” Lucas spits furiously. “That wasn’t D&D, Mike. It was the Upsi--real life.”
Lucas is quick to correct himself, even in the heat of the moment--as all the kids are, like the entire school hasn’t clocked that they have some weird ass secret they’re terrible at hiding.
“And if we’re playing those games, then who pulled him into the tunnels? Who made him come to the junkyard?”
“Dustin.” Mike says snidely.
“You don’t get to blame Dustin when Steve was the only person around.”
“There were people around! They just weren’t people who--weren’t--who couldn’t--”
“Finish that sentence.” Lucas demands
“Be trusted.” Mike spits out, like it hurts him.
“Exactly.”
“El went through way more than Steve ever has! El--”
“El was using her po--doing mage things! And also, she shouldn’t have had to go through all this shit either! We can’t rely on her to save the day every single time, Mike--and look at how hurt she gets!”
“She--”
“She hides it from you, you know. How bad she hurts. Cause she wants to put your feelings first.”
“I--”
“Will does too.” Is Lucas’s parting shot. His backpack is in his hands in a blink, papers and character figure shoved wildly into it, before he’s storming out the door in a poor mimicry of Mayfield.
“Harrington T-Boned a car?” Grant says, in the resounding silence.
“That BMW of his hasn’t had a scratch on it--” Jeff says, with an inquisitive tilt to his head.
“He didn’t use the Beamer.” Mike interrupts, angry and sulking. “Are we playing or not?”
“I’m gonna say not, given we are down two players.’ Eddie tells him through clenched teeth.
“I’m going to be so mad if Steve doesn’t have a migraine.” Mike grumbles, as he begins packing up his stuff.
The rest of Hellfire follow his lead, after one look at Eddie’s face convince the lot of them that it’s best to flee now, before Eddie unleashes all his pent up rage.
“Not as mad as I’ll be, Wheeler.” Eddie promises darkly.
And it is a promise--because now, he’s going to follow all his stupid (sans Mike, who isn’t in his good graces either but at least stayed) freshmen--and go visit one fallen King.
If Harrington doesn’t have a headache now, he will when Eddie’s done with him.
#steves kids are his kids#first and always#well later it becomes Steve and Eddies kids but#pre S4#pre steddie#IDK if I'll write more but this would lead up to a hurt/comfort fic#because Dustin bless him is great at many things but head injuries and the care of them arent one of them#he is in fact#making it worse lmao#So the plan was for Eddie to show up#rip roaring mad#and just wanting to take it out on someone he didnt care about#only to find himself caring after steve#but also#I wanted to focus on Lucas#and Lucas's relationship#he and Steve are bros#steve harrington#eddie munson#hellfire#0o0 fanfics
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who up journeying to they west ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🐎
the first one is a screenshot redraw of this frame cause it freaking rocks 🔥🔥🔥
the show has been out since 1986 and also the novel has been out since the 16th century.... but ill spoiler warninf just in case... anyone in audience from the 16th century tonite ⁉️🙋♂️🙋🙋♀️
#journey to the west 1986#jttw 1986#sun wukong#monkey king#zhu baije#tang xuanzang#the great monk#tang sanzang#tripitaka#sha wujing#i watched s1 and i lost my mind#this is one of the greatest shows ever#and theres a season 2!!! its so good#i love jttw#found family makes the world go round#i love 86 wukogn .#i have so many screen recordings#eveyrtime wukong does something silly i screen record it for the record books#shit bro i just realized i made his ears pointy#waves a coin on a string back and forth at you mesmeirzingly.... pretend his ears are rounded.... pretend his ears are rounded....#spoiler warning#they made it to the west 🔥#ALSO I FINSIHWD SEASON 2 I LOV ETHIS SHOW SO BADDD
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treasure planet au, last of the batch (Poppy & Floyd)
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls au#trolls poppy#trolls floyd#trolls viva#trolls branch#treasure planet au#these two gave me a bit of a struggle lol#both drawing and deciding their places in this au#so... yeah!! here they are!!#Poppy as first mate!!#well sorta she's still in training#ik she'd make a great Ben haha but i really really wanted them to still be sisters!! and teen poppy would be the cutest!!#She's the biggest divergence this au takes from the og movie#edit: forgot to add that poppy does NOt fall into the black hole#lolol sorry for the scare#oh and also floyds here but also isn't#floyd's not present in this entire voyage rather his absence haunts#he's busy being bottled anyway#he lowkey takes Jim's dad's place#sorry floyd fans (gen)#but floyd was also very sweet big bro before he left so it also made sense for him to take sarah's intro scene.#as you guys can tell being pretty loosey gossey on which troll goes to which tp scene#again thank you guys for your input and ideas!! they're a great help!#so much empty space...#trolls fanart#my art <3#excuse the messiness
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i love you mario rpgs 🫶
#fc art#artists on tumblr#super mario#super mario bros#super mario rpg#mario and luigi rpg#paper mario#geno mario#vivian ttyd#prince peasley#been a great few years for mario rpg fans (meee)#i still need to get to the mario rpg remake but ttyd remake came out a few weeks back....ouugh i have food#UPDATE NEW MARIO AND LUIGI WHAT!!!!!! WHAT
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rewatching naruto is realising that your bedrock bros obsession was actually kakashi & naruto redressed and with extra spice (here: betrayal) so welcome to day 1 of redrawing kakashi-naruto screencaps as bedrock bros
is he being blown away in the wind or did techno just want to stop him from running off? we may never know
(part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5)
#technoblade#techno art#techno fanart#dsmp fanart#dsmp art#dsmp#dream smp#tommyinnit fanart#technoblade fanart#tommyinnit#my art#bedrock bros#bedrock bros fanart#how is technoblade wearing his backpack without any straps? thats a great question im glad you asked :)#Bedrock bros KakaNaru fusion!!!
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Pranking your friend by dressing up as their twin is the uno reverse card to twins switching places
#kid icarus uprising#pit#dark pit#megaman#kh sora#ff7 cloud#sephiroth#smash bros#ssb#i rewatched all of kid icarus uprising recently out of nostalgia and UGH what a perfect game#i also just miss drawing megaman#sora makes a great pit doesnt he#anyway if you followed because of the halloween doodle surprise heres smash bros halloween#hashtag tricked#super smash bros
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not to toot my own horn too loud or anything but i've showered 5/6 days so far this week and started running again and now i can kill god
#ramble#neurotypicals don't interact i'm tired of explaining why showering is the bane of my fucking existence#my thought process is like#go for run -> get all sweaty and gross -> NEED to shower -> ahah get clean motherfucker#i don't think i can get away with not doing it rn it's too damn hot#also they should invent a version of the feeling you get after a run that doesn't involve actually running. bc starting up again HURTS#but i. refuse to go back to the gym it's just too Much there#jogging is great bc there's the sun and grass and DOGS and gym bros don't bother you
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2003!Mikey and 2012!Mikey being silly older and little brother chronicles 🐢🤝🐢 Pt Random Silly - Masterpost
#couldnt sleep so here. a silly#just imagine mikan following mikey everywhere around the lair before this lmao#mikey is a great big bro fr#tmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2012#tmnt mikey#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt leo#tmnt leonardo#tmnt raph#tmnt raphael#doodles#my art
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I have never seen this movie but I liked that he was yellow and (I'm assuming) likes treasures (me too buddy)
#my art#fanart#smb#super mario#luigi fanart#luigi#mario#mario fanart#super mario bros: the great mission to rescue princess peach#that shits a mouth full
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There’s such an easy way to wrangle all of the Batchildren. Bruce, take some notes: stickers
Especially the golden star stickers. If you pull one of those out? All of them are going fucking feral
Maybe he learnt it from some other single mom of too many kids™️ at some PTA meeting or whatever
*clears throat* here’s a demonstration of what I think would happen.
Batman: I have acquired some new knowledge and have decided to implement them into our training
Batchildren: yeah; ok; whatever; no one cares
Batman, pulls out some stickers from his bat pouches™️:
All of the fucking Batchildren: *going feral, ballistic over the stickers, actually listen for once*
#I’m in hs and my class eats that shit up bro#I would love to get some stickers :)#Man I’d be a great parent#tim drake#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#red robin#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#batfam#dcu#duke thomas#cassandra cain#steph brown#stephanie brown#nightwing#dc robin
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y'all better be so fuckin fr with me rn
#bro they KNOWWWWWW zukka will hook us they know#i appreciate their bromance and find great humor in this bit#so the tone of my post is mostly /pos with a hint of please let us live#dallas and ian y'all do NOT play with MY zukka#y'all better do my boys right#that's MY queer projected relationship#dallas liu#ian ousley#atla live action#zukka#leaf op
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