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[bluejulius]

Do you have any other favorite ships than Eretlout?

I have a loving for Fishret lol

I can see them getting along! not my thing but here’s some Fishret for you 🤲 I have never drawn Fishlegs before so I hope it looks okay!

To answer your question: Eretlout is my favourite ship and main ship, but others that I enjoy are Fishlout and Tufflout (bc honestly Snotlout has great dynamics with the whole cast imo) and a certain off-the-coast fic by @spacenintendogs has gotten me on the Snotstrid train as well! ((Hope you don’t mind me tagging you!)) Snotman is just very interesting to me and tbh I just wanna see him happy 🥹

Stobber is also a favourite of mine!

Also in terms of canon I really liked Throk and Ruff and I’m sad they had to retcon it :,) Hiccstrid I think is cute ofc but if you’re gonna see any ship from me, it would be mostly Eretlout 🫶

[mewrising]

Happy birthday to me...?

[chrisbangs]

BANG CHAN — Special MC KCON LA DAY 3 (230821)

[king-crawler]

HE’S SO UGLY THAT DISNEY DISOWNED HIM

I love drawing his face but then I realize I have to draw the rest of his body 💔

He’s a little cuter here. whoops i didnt mean to say that out loud

[leo-artista]

When I'm in a most misunderstood character competition and my opponent is Stanford Pines

[yayll]

heyyy! I just read ur rockstar!Dazai fic and it honestly reminded me of this idea I had!!! (loved the fic btw!) Are you able to write an actor!dazai x fem!actor reader and they r fake dating while secretly being rivals ?? (I’d like 2 be known as 🦎-anon!)

hiiii 🦎 anon hehe

i'm sorry this was quite the wait, i LOVED your idea and i wanted to write it properly and i kind of took some liberties so i hope you enjoy it regardless? thank you for trusting me w your fic idea actor!dazai now haunts me actually dazai in any like, imagine just fucks my shit up that man is a menace in any story i put him in and i'm so glad others agree. i love u baby mwah u get so many ivy kisses

~ a little something about you and actor!Dazai keeping up appearances ~

"You're choking meee!"

"I'm just fixing your tie, Osamu-"

"It's babe, actually."

"It's whatever I want if you want me to keep holding your hand in public, jerk."

He pouts at this. What a cute little meanie you were! Always scolding him and spewing empty threats as if you were hot shit. You were hot shit, and that was only the beginning of his problems... The biggest one right now being backstage with you while attending the hottest awards show of the year.

Just before he can respond, the curtains are drawn and it's a stagehand whisking you two away to present the next award infront of thousands of fans. You're walking side by side, your heels clicking with each step when Dazai leans in to whisper something.

"You should stand on my left, my right side is more attractive."

"We're both facing forward, does it matter?"

He raises a brow and huffs dramatically in typical Dazai fashion. You two had been 'dating' for a year now, everyone was invested in this blooming romance ever since you both started in that drama together, now it's nothing but red hearts for you two.

It wasn't planned, it just kind of happened... It also wasn't completely awful, but it was the goddamn ego on Dazai that really made you want to strangle him sometimes. He knew he was pretty and desired, and what a threat you were with such an iconic streak in all of your latest projects. No wonder you two had to be paired together, on your own you were both dynamite. An unstable formula that needed to be stabilized by combining it together. Thanks to Dazai, you learned very quickly it could always get worse.

You present the award holding hands the entire time, an act highly encouraged by the need to convince, and yet when it's you two doing it it never feels as forced as you'd like it to be. There is a comfortability in the role of this relationship, you've come to realize yet supress. You'll hold hands for so long you begin to get clammy, and it's certainly not because he dotes on you almost every time he speaks! Which he hates doing... It's just a script, after all. Duh.

You're both making your way out of the venue towards the car that awaits to drive you to the after party when you're ambushed by interviewers and hundreds of flashes that yell out speed questions.

"Does the beautiful couple have time to stop and answer a few things for us tonight!"

Dazai loves that shit. Of course he has the time, he doesn't care if you don't. He has to sell it, obviously, since you don't put in the effort according to him. He flashes the interviewer that sardonic little smirk you hate and speaks innocently.

"Why, us? Sure! Right, honey?"

He turns to you and the crowd loves it. You hold back how badly you want to roll your eyes and simply smile, holding yourself high with grace and a ton of media training.

"We'd love to."

The interviewer is overjoyed as she looks between you and Dazai, taking in that affection that radiates from your false words. She grins as she goes along to ask her question.

"So, I think a lot of the fans are wondering..."

You and Dazai perk up, not even realizing that you're clutching the bottom of your dress so tighty that your knuckles are white. The interviewer looks directly at you.

"The two of you have been the most stunning couple the industry has seen in a while. Any plans for the future?"

You freeze. Ugh, not this again. You shake your head, smirking to yourself at the absurdity of the concept alone.

"Thank you, but honestly we're just taking things day by day. There's no rush between us, we have all we need right here and now."

The journalist smiles again and nods, seemingly impressed by your laid back attitude. Dazai snorts and suddenly interjects, clearly having a cheeky response to give to the crowd of journalists.

"We'll have tons of kids in the future, actually~"

Your panic is so instant that you literally laugh out loud, yet recover quickly by turning your shock into a playful glance at your lover. You manage a more sweet giggle and smack him on the chest a little harder than people would guess.

"Ooh, he's joking, of course."

The journalist rejoices, finding your banter and your overall interaction as a couple cute. The ideal power couple! Dazai grins and turns to you again, leaning in to tease you, his narrowed Hazelnut eyes piercing into you like a promise.

"Not joking. One day we're going to have a massive pack of little kids running around. And it's going to be your fault for being sooo cute~"

And with that, he leans in all the way into a million dollar kiss on your confused and parted lips. You're taken so offguard you almost fall back and of course grab onto him a little tighter... and run your fingers through his disheveled hair you forgot to nag him to cut... As the cameras go off like crazy, you wonder if it's worth ruining your public image for a while just so you can slap him harder than you ever have before.

Everyone's cooing and you're fuming, so you settle for a quick thank you and goodbye as you drag Dazai off the red carpet and into the car. He's giggling the entire time, of course. As soon as the door shuts out the screaming fans watching you drive off, you turn to Dazai and whisper ardently.

"What was that all about?! We didn't discuss this prior to-"

"... You liked it."

"Huh?"

"You liked it when I kissed you."

You scoff, though it sounds like you're choking.

"I did not. I just did what I had-"

"... And you want to have my babies. That's adorable, how devoted of you!"

You smack him on the arm but he's smiling like a cat who's had too much catnip, too far gone into his delusions to care about the repercussions. Love is love, after all...

"I think we should break up, like officially. You're nuts. The press won't let that go, Osamu."

He perks up, snapping out of his stasis and crinkles his nose in disapproval. He shakes his head, his hand on his chin as if in deep thought. Dazai mutters, barely above a whisper.

"... We won't actually break up, though."

"And why not?"

"Because in about 60 seconds we're going to kiss again and you'll be clinging onto me the entire night."

You snort into a laugh, tilting your head in disbelief. The car slowly comes to a halt as you arrive at the after party where a familiar roar of the crowd awaits to greet you once more. You begin your futile argument yet again.

"I don't see why I would do that."

At such a silly reply, Dazai softens his voice, looking at you like he first did when you both met on set a year ago. A lifetime ago. You're so cute when you're playing dumb. He shrugs, carefree.

"Neither do I, which is why I want to know too. I want to know what you're thinking about, if it's me."

You hate the way he sounds so sincere, like a real boyfriend would if he were trying to convince you you're just as into him as he is into you. Mind games is what it is, or at least you hope so. You really hope so.

You sigh, suddenly over the conversation as you open the car door to begin climbing out. Dazai follows suit and the roar of the crowd makes your chest feel tight as overstimulation takes over. You want to be anywhere but here and you wonder if you're having some sort of panic attack, but it just doesn't feel describable.

You turn wildly, disoriented by the camera flashes and instant fuss of the press, only to be faced by your one and only savior: the omnipotent Osamu Dazai. You don't know what it is about him in that moment, you just glide into his arms and complete the prophecy as you hook your arm with his, taking deep breaths as you finally ground yourself. It feels like the right kind of wrong, and you don't care to question it.

You feel a squeeze and a soft velvety voice whisper to you once again, you don't even have to look at him to know he's as smug as ever. But amongst the teasing, there's affection there too...

"So, am I?"

"Are you what, Osamu?"

"On your mind."

"At this point you're practically a permanent resident."

You hear him hum, a smile still present on his lips, the world simply frozen for him to continue his private conversation with you in public.

"Hmm, remind me to have you repeat that to me later."

This causes you to squeeze his arm back and murmur in genuine curiosity, finally daring to face him. He's already looking right at you, so devilish and angelic at the same time that you can't even look away.

"Why?"

"Because your time's up. 60 seconds, remember? Now come and kiss me already, the camera's are waiting~"

The photos of you two that night were the envy of couples everywhere. If only they knew how the ride back to the hotel went, it would be a scandal! Or simply the next step in your future?

[archives-art-archive]

I wanna punch him in his stupid little face :D

Instead of going over the sketch with lineart and colouring under that I decided to just paint with a watercolour brush directly onto the sketch layer and it was actually super fun! The pose is still a bit awkward I think but not too bad?

[caramellcashton]

Stan twitter comparing again, y'all would never survive supporting actual underground / unknown / indie artist 😭😭

[arrayoflightarchives]

Brave as a noun by AJJ is soso Melanie King coded in this essay I will-

No, but fr I'm going to in probably a very unserious way bc this is the best translation of the little autism creature in my brain who comes up with these ideas:

"I could go off the deep end / I could kill all my best friends" -> Peak Melanie in her meme breakdown I fear but also adding in her trying to keep calm for everything but there is a lot of built-up rage (which is part of what attracts the bullet) which is why the first line

"I could follow those stylish trends / And God knows I could make amends / But I've got an angry heart / Filled with cancers and poppy tarts" -> woahhhhh so Melanie core my god, her whole monologue abt how her anger is important to her and her life post bullet when she's talking to Jon pls my god I love that monologue and these lines really capture it in my mind

"If this is how you folks make art / It's fuckin' depressing" -> it's giving her view on the institute and the archives in genal and how everyone else just seems fine with it

"And it's sad to know that we are not alone / And it's sad to know there's no honest way out" -> Finding out abt the entities and the control that the eye has over the institute and the fact that they can't leave and the whole Elias business with her tryna kill him to get out of the grips of the institute (this is a repeated line so I will add to it later trust me)

"I'm afraid to leave the house / I'm as timid as a mouse / I'm afraid if I go out / I'll outwear my welcome" -> Now while this obviously makes me immediately think of my boy Martin K Blackwood, I think it can also be applied to Melanie when you think of how she actually has had to push against a lot of things 'outstaying her welcome' just to get to where she is because she is a woman and I see this as almost this is how people perceive me (which we can see she gets rightfully annoyed at canonically when she's like ik the archives is your little boys club but I work here so deal with it basically) I hope that was coherent if not well it makes somewhat sense to me so that's what ur getting

"I am not a courageous man / I don't have any big, lasting plans / I'm too cowardly to take a stand / I wanna keep my nose clean" -> okay so similar to the last part of this verse, it's giving this is how everyone perceives me bc I am a woman and I still have to abide by that (like putting up with bloody Andy for the sake of her channel and then when she actually lose it at everything, she loses it all so as much as she is angry and feisty, she knows that she needs to try and put that down because otherwise she knew what did end up happening where everyone left would happen

"And it's sad to know that we are not alone / And it's sad to know there's no honest way out" -> Now that we're further into her story, this line changes to being even her colleagues are turning into the monsters they keep talking abt wanting to stop, and then Jon tells her that she can leave, but it involves blinding herself for the rest of her lif,e and she can't just leave without doing something incredibly painful and life-altering, but this one is more resigned as she knows that she is going to do it no matter the other consequences

"In this life we lead, we could conquer everything / If we could just get the braves to get out of bed in the morning" -> She starts the job both with GHUK and at the Institue with the hope that she can do something good with them and entertain people or now that she can't do that outside of being a meme, that she can at least learn more about these things. But it then turns out that there is nothing that she can do to change the events that transpire, she gives up on working at the institute and is just there because she can't not be there and she has lost a lot of the drive she once had, especially once the bullet is removed even without her permission, she literally has lost all of her drive to do anything until she leaves the institute which is where I think this song takes her to because after that she starts to heal. Like the bullet is removed, and she realises that she has to heal, and then once she leaves, she can then focus fully on that, and at that point, she has outgrown the song because she has moved onto healing and trying to be away from anything to do with the institute.

[masherface]

In my main creepypasta au Toby and Clockwork dated but they ended up breaking up bc Clockwork realized she liked girls. I think she thought they were on relatively good terms when they broke up. Toby on the other hand changed his MySpace status to some lyrics from an emo song about heartbreak and then became completely unreachable for two months.

(I love yapping about my au feel free to spam my inbox. Just know a lot of the characters stray pretty far from canon bc I rewrote most of their stories. They’re like dolls in a dollhouse to me lol.)

[yuwuta]

Wait. what do u think about katsuki bc I’d love to hear it all

i think everything about him all the time for like the past two months it’s insane…. he occupied so much space in my mind so quickly…. i fear i love that little pomeranian…

mostly been thinking about a roommate au w him because he can simultaneously be the best and worst person to live with. a pro like him doesn’t need a roommate, but he doesn’t trust you living alone (translation: what kinda hero would he be if he can’t even take care of you?). he’s structured, and tidy, and cooks well, and has decent taste in decor and furniture so that would all be good and fine. he seems like he does most of the labor, and when there are tasks to split, he does them with you. he can be loud and annoying and bothersome, but it’s really just how he cares. when he really needs to be, he’s quite gentle so it all balances out

he gets up pretty early to go for a run or to the gym or to train. he’s always awake before you, so it’s probably not uncommon for you to wake up later in the morning and see a sweaty katsuki making breakfast or sipping on a smoothie and mocking you for finally joining the land of the living. when you don’t wake up by the time he’s done with breakfast, he’s not above doing it himself. and he is far from gentle, he will drag you by the ankles if he has to. like hell is he gonna make all that food and watch it go to waste, nor is he going to watch you waste your day away (see: more katsuki speak for he actually likes spending time with you, and it’s hard to do that when you’re dead to the world). he’s scared the shit of you knocking outside your bedroom window at 11am while he’s supposed to be patrolling, but you weren’t answering your phone and you’re not getting away with sleeping until noon if he can help it. 

he does a lot of dragging you around with him. he claims it’s because he doesn’t wanna be held responsible if you shrivel up in your room alone—his friends tell you that’s how he cares; by taking care of you. he brings you with him to the grocery store, to the dry cleaners; makes his way into your car when you say you have your own errands to run. complains about your shit parallel parking but offers to wait in the car for you so you don’t get a ticket. he makes you lunch to bring to work, and scolds you when you come home and the vegetables are still in there, then makes you sit at the counter like a child while he watches with crossed arms as you’re forced to eat them 🙄 scoffing, “‘m not gonna blend up your cauliflower like some kinda baby. wasn’t so hard was it?” 

he’s a hypocrite, too 🙄 he misses a lot of your phone calls when he’s actively working—to his credit, he does reply, just usually a little after the fact—but he loses his shit when he calls you and you don’t pick up. it makes him pack up whatever he was doing and go over to your job and ask for you. imagine the surprise of the receptionist in your office when katsuki arrives as dynamight for the first time, hero gear on and all, grumbling about how he’s looking for you and he’ll blow this place up if he doesn’t get some answers soon. you have to calm him down and reassure your co-workers that he means well, dragging him by the ear into your office and asking him what the hell his problem is. he’s a lost cause by then, wandering around your office with confidence like it’s his, critiquing your decor and scolding you for not picking up the phone—and pausing when his eyes drift over to a wall collage of pictures of you and your friends and your family and some schmuck he doesn’t recognize with his arm around you in what is clearly a very grainy selfie. when he asks who it is and you jokingly respond that he’s your work husband, something shifts inside of katsuki… and now, suddenly, your lunches are hand-delivered at noon on the dot by dynamight himself, every day without fail… 

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Most awkward thing ever is realizing id die for the doctor i work for

[papple]

For @thelunarsystemwrites' superhero au!

guys do you think he plays splatoon

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

[chaoticlandworlder]

Ngl the liam lawson hate is getting real tiring

[camellcat]

it confuses me when people say they like willow or xander and then get all uncomfortable and condemning about, like... major parts about them. you don't like that they're wildly possessive of which often leads them to acting irrational and awful...... which is like one of their biggest traits? oh, and you hate that they're not fantastic friends to buffy............. which is also like. how they are. pretty much the entire time we know them. okay!

wow, you find xander to be annoying bc he's a dumb dude who seriously needs to unlearn some ideals and really outta treat his girlfriends nicer. I'm dismayed at his typical guy-ness. bummer, we don't enjoy that willow is like totally abusive when it comes to exerting whatever power can get over people. that sure is a bad thing she does.

I just. I like them BECAUSE of these things idk how the hell you could possibly separate these things from them and still enjoy these characters it boggles my mind