#but also awesome

[crowleyinaturtleneck]

[thepinkywarband]

Merry Christmas and happy Wintersday to all!  POV: you're an orphan living in Divinity's Reach during Wintersday

[hlizr50]

Day 11: NSFW (HOSAB Spoilers)

I really wish I'd had time to write a fic for this, but I will settle for a smexy mood board and a headcanon for @gwynrielweeksofficial

This is one of my favorite unhinged headcanons.

Gwyn plays a critical role in helping Bryce get back to Midgard, and they become friends. Naturally, Gwyn receives an invitation to the wedding event of the year across the universe: the wedding of the Starborn Princess and the Umbra Mortis. Gwyn is thrilled to go, but, of course, Azriel doesn't want her to go alone.

Midgard is fascinating and intimidating, but Bryce and Hunt and Ruhn and the Frat Pack are happy to help the two otherworlders out. Bryce, all too thrilled to help Gwyn and Az in their love lives, shows them an adult store.

And that's where Azriel learns about something known as a vibrator.

Now, Azriel's a kinky male, and I think pleasure Dom is very much his style. The vibrator is a revelation to the couple, although Gwyn learns quite quickly that it can be... a lot. Azriel loves using it on her, making her climax over and over and over again. He definitely understands the "toys are teammates, not competition" mentality.

Azriel brings a vibrator back to Prythian, much to Gwyn's delight and dismay, along with a literal closet-full of batteries. You know, just to be prepared.

[acommonanomaly]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah crescent sun aaaaaaaaaah

[lemongogo]

dont forget what happened to icarus

[itachi86]

“Why aren’t any of you freaking out? A severed head just talked to us. Through our minds. After you put my blood to it and it drank it. Does that not seem freaking weird to you?”

-The Forest Demands Its Due

[madsthegreat04]

Isn’t it wild that human fingers are perfect perches for birds? We just evolved like that.

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[hellsitegenetics]

hello i am here to humbly request the yuri genome so we may behold the yuri creature

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_(genre)

String identified: I went here and hit Ctrl + A

Closest match: Hypercompe scribonia genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Giant Leopard Moth

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[moxielynx]

what am I doing here

[nocek]

I watched Deadpool and Wolverine yesterday and I just had to XDDD

beware the SPOILERS! I mean not really but better to be on safe side ;)

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[omentu5]

[distinctiveusername]

it's official: I fucking love vampires

[mizukkay]

[ale-arro]

been going a little bit insane about this sentence from Ace by Angela Chen for the past week