#I just think it’s funny

[oysters-aint-for-me]

my (very queer) friend is pregnant for the first time and she’s been on all the baby message boards (eg tiktok, facebook) and she found this tag that was like “ftm pregnancy” and she was like “oh cool! there’s whole tag for pregnant transmen!” and then was extremely confused as to why the tag was full of what appeared to be cisgender women. she was like “i mean i don’t wanna judge, maybe they are transmen but they don’t look how i expected them to, that’s okay, if they say they’re trans then they are” except she kept looking through the tag and literally NONE of them were transmen, ALL of them appeared to be ciswomen. she was VERY confused, seriously questioning what she knew about trans people (and not to be like “she has trans friends!” but literally her partner is trans, her sibling in law is trans, many of her friends are trans/nb, hell i think she’s a bit nonbinary herself, idk, we haven’t actually talked about that recently lol) and doubting reality in general.

and then she found out that, amongst a huge section of the internet to which she had never been exposed before, “ftm” stands for First Time Mom.

there’s no moral to this story i just thought it was funny

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[pupvi]

[youngerfrankenstein]

[houseof1000leaves]

Lawyer reacts to Ace Attorney series are my biggest guilty pleasure rn, and most of them are either working in a very different field or are public defenders, but I finally found a criminal prosecutor reacts. The difference has me baffled. Like.

Every other lawyer: [muffled sounds of rage] THAT’S NOT—NO—WHAT?? IS THIS JUST THE “FUCK THE DEFENSE’S RIGHTS” DAY??

This one guy: Oh, haha, you could theoretically pull that off irl if you tried. No, that’s a legit objection, shut up Phoenix. Technically, the fourth amendment only applies to—

This is proof to me that Edgeworth is accurate, actually. [/j]

[star-containment]

david tennant: wears black

the entire fandom: crowley!

[caspergetspegged]

love how u can find grim’s onlyreaper account on the mc’s computer bc it not only implies they searched up “only reaper” (be it for the bit or plain curiosity) they specifically searched up grim; that is telling of how in love (obsessed) mc is

[vi-is-badass]

Saw this on twitter:

And this is hilarious but I also wanted to point out that in canon it’s actually the complete opposite. Silco literally has Jinx working for him and actively protecting his shimmer shipments (like we see in episode 4) while Vander is constantly trying to keep Vi from fighting and getting herself in trouble. He even tries to turn himself in to keep her out of prison and protect his kids while Silco was going to start a war (one Jinx would have been a part of) to protect Jinx.

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

“Michie Nation” and it’s like 10 of us

[chickenass]

Got bro feeling romantical 😭🙏🙏🙏

Inspo btw:3

[theawkwardvirgin]

If Din time-traveled to the Clone Wars

“Are you okay?” the man who haunted his child’s dreams asked. His eyes were a surprising blue and his hair fluttered slightly in the breeze. It was all very heroic.

“Huh,” Din said, and shot him.

[hamletthedane]

Hamlet randomly being kidnapped by pirates halfway through the play - an event that happens entirely offstage and is only revealed by Horatio reading a letter out loud - has the exact same energy as “Somehow, Palpatine has returned.”

[koldefingre]

An unfinished andreil sketch

[smokbeast]

What do Sunny and Moondrop think of other animatronics?

They have allot of emotions for all their peers, stronger thoughts about others too

[time-for-crows]

People talking about the sex mod as if gay sex wasn’t possible on the qsmp is so funny to me. Slimeriana did NOT have canonical gay sex to clocks by coldplay for everyone to forget and try to add a sex mod!! They DIYed that shit and people are trying to take the easy way out!!!

[drunkeddiediaz]

Marisol: I was a nun 😄

Eddie: umm that’s umm we can’t have sex sorry😦

*goes and hides in Buck’s apartment*

Hot priest: I’m celibate😁

Eddie: 😀🤨🤨

Hot priest: handsome mustache you got there😏😍

Eddie: *giggling blushing* so you like it? ☺️🫣🥰

*dances in his underwear*