#I just think it’s funny

[oysters-aint-for-me]

my (very queer) friend is pregnant for the first time and she’s been on all the baby message boards (eg tiktok, facebook) and she found this tag that was like “ftm pregnancy” and she was like “oh cool! there’s whole tag for pregnant transmen!” and then was extremely confused as to why the tag was full of what appeared to be cisgender women. she was like “i mean i don’t wanna judge, maybe they are transmen but they don’t look how i expected them to, that’s okay, if they say they’re trans then they are” except she kept looking through the tag and literally NONE of them were transmen, ALL of them appeared to be ciswomen. she was VERY confused, seriously questioning what she knew about trans people (and not to be like “she has trans friends!” but literally her partner is trans, her sibling in law is trans, many of her friends are trans/nb, hell i think she’s a bit nonbinary herself, idk, we haven’t actually talked about that recently lol) and doubting reality in general.

and then she found out that, amongst a huge section of the internet to which she had never been exposed before, “ftm” stands for First Time Mom.

there’s no moral to this story i just thought it was funny

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[lasagnaenemy]

[pupvi]

[fuckitpossumorb]

Comprehensive chart of Derek’s characters.

[youngerfrankenstein]

[houseof1000leaves]

Lawyer reacts to Ace Attorney series are my biggest guilty pleasure rn, and most of them are either working in a very different field or are public defenders, but I finally found a criminal prosecutor reacts. The difference has me baffled. Like.

Every other lawyer: [muffled sounds of rage] THAT’S NOT—NO—WHAT?? IS THIS JUST THE “FUCK THE DEFENSE’S RIGHTS” DAY??

This one guy: Oh, haha, you could theoretically pull that off irl if you tried. No, that’s a legit objection, shut up Phoenix. Technically, the fourth amendment only applies to—

This is proof to me that Edgeworth is accurate, actually. [/j]

[star-containment]

david tennant: wears black

the entire fandom: crowley!

[caspergetspegged]

love how u can find grim’s onlyreaper account on the mc’s computer bc it not only implies they searched up “only reaper” (be it for the bit or plain curiosity) they specifically searched up grim; that is telling of how in love (obsessed) mc is

[greatbananaboat]

caitlyn during the caitvi breakup era: shameful, bra-wearing, sad, lonely, misses her baby

caitlyn during the caitvi makeup era: playful, no bra, smiles for the first time in the season, gets her pussy ate

[breezysuffers]

listening to this and the only thing going through my head is “aww, gabe’s probably still alive”

[walltalks]

In my eyes in any instance of Callie being sent to a universe that the plane never crashed the funniest thing to occur would be her not being surprised by having two moms (because why would she, that would make so much sense considering how much baggage Shauna has for Jackie), no, she would be surprised by the fact that she’s Jewish (because of course Shauna lost her faith in the wilderness and when she married Jeff let him run all the traditions)

Callie: WE’RE JEWISH??!!!

Older brother: YOU AREN’T???!!

[vi-is-badass]

Saw this on twitter:

And this is hilarious but I also wanted to point out that in canon it’s actually the complete opposite. Silco literally has Jinx working for him and actively protecting his shimmer shipments (like we see in episode 4) while Vander is constantly trying to keep Vi from fighting and getting herself in trouble. He even tries to turn himself in to keep her out of prison and protect his kids while Silco was going to start a war (one Jinx would have been a part of) to protect Jinx.

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

“Michie Nation” and it’s like 10 of us

[tankuare]

Headcanon that Neil and Andrew have the sappiest nicknames for each other that started as a joke but eventually spiraled

[fyodior]

i get so excited whenever yall say you have “partners” bc i love gay people and then it always ends up being a man smh