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It’s FINALLY done. I’ve finished the sit-com/reality tv show/whatever. It’s only one chapter/a oneshot because it honestly took so long just to write and I procrastinated a bit, but there’s like 4 drafts of just different scenarios for this AU and I’m tired. Not sure if I’ll post this on ao3 or not, but whatever.
context (I guess??) to my suffering.
@doodlebugdpj I hope you like it and I’m terribly sorry if it wasn’t what you were expecting! I understand if it’s garbage because it honestly is.
[camera pans on Will Solace’s face. He’s sitting on a love seat in a bland room and fidgeting with his hands]
Will: [blinks uncomfortably] uh, I’m not sure what I’m meant to—
[a piece of paper gets thrown at Will and he catches it effortlessly, he looks at the contents and sighs]
Will: [reading from the paper indifferently] welcome to the start of a spin-off series where we look into the lives of the demigods residing at Camp Half-Blood. There will be laughs, there will be hardship, but most of all there will be a rememberable and lovable cast of characters— do I have to read this?
Apollo [off-screen]: of course! How else am I meant to start off my career as the best movie director? You know, I’m still disappointed that I couldn’t be in the show, but maybe Hephaestus is just waiting to star me in something really popular! I know he would never brush off my experience and expertise!
Will: [sighs] fine, fine. —rememberable and lovable cast of characters who all face the mundane problems of Camp Half-Blood. Grab some popcorn and sit back because you are about to be sent to an entire different world.
[Apollo claps off-screen while Will puts his head in his hands]
Apollo: well done! Although I do think you need to be more expressive, but I suppose it’s usable. Now if I had done it I would’ve used more emotions to convey just how excited I was to show off my new show, but that might just be a me thing.
Will: [puts his hands on his lap] can I go yet? Nico said he wanted to play some video games today and I need enough brain power to mentally prepare myself for my inevitable defeat.
Apollo: [hums] I guess. All right, you may leave.
[Will stands up quickly and leaves the studio room/basement of the Big House without another word]
[The camera cuts to a shot of Alice Mizayawa and Julia Feingold, who are standing opposite each other]
Alice: so you know how Mr. D loves his coke?
Julia: [nods] yeah.
Alice: [giggles] so what if I told you I swapped it for diet?
Julia: [blinks] you… Alice!? Are you stupid?!
Alice: [scoffs] no? I am completely aware of the consequences! It’s called wanting to have fun, Juls.
Julia: [raises an eyebrow] are you sure you aren’t trying to impress Kayla?
Alice: [slaps a hand on Julia’s mouth] what?! No! Why would I?
[camera cuts to Julia Feingold sitting on the love seat]
Julia: [looks deadpan at camera] Alice has a crush on Kayla and before you say that it was rude of me to reveal that, I’ll have you know that everyone at camp knows except for Kayla.
[camera cuts back to the previous scene]
Julia: [sighs and gets rid of Alice’s hand] okay, okay. How are you supposed to know if Mr. D finds out?
Alice: [smirks] don’t worry, I’ll know.
[a beat of silence before a frustrated scream echoes through the camp, few campers look for its source]
Alice: there it is!
Julia: [face palms] you are so dead.
[camera cuts to Alice sitting on the loveseat, looking worse for wear yet smiling brightly]
Alice: I got put on dish washing duty for a month, but it was worth it! [she sits crisscrossed on the seat] Kayla said my prank was hilarious! Can you believe that? [her smile widens] I think I might explode.
[Dionysus sits at the love seat, looking beyond tired]
Mr. D: fuck you, Zeus.*
*Hephaestus TV would like to clarify that this is a figure of speech and Dionysus does not actually want to fuck Zeus.
[camera cuts to Cecil Markowitz, Lou Ellen and Will Solace sitting in a circle and playing a card game]
Lou: [places a card on the deck in the middle of the circle] UNO.
Will: [huffs] I swear if this is your third win—
Lou: oh please, you’re just mad you’re bad at a card game.
Cecil: [chuckles] even I’ve won at least once.
Will: [rolls his eyes] it’s a game of luck, Cecil. You don’t need much to win a game like this.
[in the background a cabin lights on fire and Percy Jackson can be seen controlling water from the lake to extinguish it]
Lou: [smirks] are you not lucky, Will?
Will: [deadpans] Tyche hates my guts.
Cecil: did you accidentally forget to heal Chiara or something?
Will: what? No! I take my job as head healer very seriously.
[the fire slowly dissipates, however the cabin is charred and badly damaged. Annabeth Chase walks over to Percy, the two discussing something too far to pick up on]
Lou: [shrugs] it’s your turn, dipshit.
Will: [looks at his cards, then places one on the deck ans grins] maybe Tyche doesn’t hate my guts.
Cecil: [groans] just great. [takes four cards from the opposite deck reluctantly]
Lou: what’s the colour?
Will: hmm, how ‘bout blue?
Lou: ugh! You son of a bicth!
[Will and Cecil laugh at Lou’s unfortunate situation all the while in the background the cabin has gone up in flames again, Percy and Annabeth staring for a single moment before trying to extinguish it again]
Will: [puts a card down] UNO!
Cecil: whaaaat?!
Lou: fuck you, sunshine boy.
Will: [grins smugly] I guess Tyche has finally blessed me. Suck it, losers!
Cecil: [frowns] you’re so cruel, William.
[the three friends laugh as the sun sets behind them. The cabin is no longer on fire and now Leo Valdez and Harley have joined Annabeth and Percy. They discuss something before Harley looks down dejectedly]
[the camera cuts to the bland room once more, Will Solace sitting in the love seat once again]
Will: for the record, I won that UNO game.
[a paper gets thrown at him and Will looks at its contents indifferently]
Will: [reading form the paper] that concludes the pilot episode for Apollo’s new TV show. He would like to thank himself for coming up with the idea and Hephaestus TV for sponsoring the production. Tune back in next Wednesday to catch the very first episode of the series. [looks at camera] how much longer is this gonna last, dad?
Apollo [off-screen]: dunno, I’ll have to check the views first. I’ll get back to you.
[the screen fades to black as Will stands up and leaves]
don’t ask my what kayla x alice is doing in here, I wanted a funny scene and kayla was the first person I thought of.
I hate this so much, but honestly I kind of just want to be done with this (for now). This most definitely branches out from my initial post because it’s hard to incorporate fight scenes when my vocabulary only consists of ‘explosions’ and ‘screams’ in that field. Also, I guess it would make sense if sometimes camp wasn’t in mortal danger and other times it was? So yeah. That’s what this is.
#I’m so tired#and I hate this sm#but like whatever I guess??#also#the kayla x alice thing came out of nowhere#I don’t know where I got that from#but I’m rolling with it#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#julia feingold#alice miyazawa#mr d pjo#dionysus#apollo#will solace#lou ellen#cecil markowitz#leo valdez#harley pjo#camp half blood#write like you’re running out of time (shuu’s version)
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Spiderman doesn’t do acrobatics
he does arachno-batics
#spider man#spiderman#irondad and spiderson#iron dad#marvel#tom holland#mcu#I don’t know where this came from#but I’m rolling with it#spider son
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ok so i've learned i have no idea how to draw wilbur cross, or denim, or dresses :P but here he is anyway
(i tried)
he’s the love of my life and this is what he’s wearing on our wedding day
#The Wilbur cross husband thing started as a joke with myself#But I’m rolling with it#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#wilbur cross#uncle wiley
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🎶 Parlez-vous français? Tell my 😼 "hey”
#timothee chalamet#timothée chalamet#it’s crazy to have this song in my head at this hour#but I’m rolling with it
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you go by vant right?
Yes I do 😁
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so tired of this bullshittery
#no id#giddly’s art#the first two ended up looking kind of like waluigi and luigi and i’m just rolling with it lmao
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items from a forgotten cowboy
#i’m on a roll this week with art#american haunts#my art#cowboys#tumblr stop compressing my drawings :(
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Lucifer, the OG Mr. Steal Yo Girl
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lilith#hazbin hotel lilith#hazbin eve#hazbin hotel eve#there’s no stopping me i’m on a roll baby 😂#wife so nice he stole them twice#rip Adam but he deserved it#meme#spongebob memes
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tumblr keeps putting posts on my dash about how it’s not “realistic” for Gideon to be fat/buff/fat+buff bc all the Ninth House eats is snow leeks and oatmeal
I’m so sorry, I can’t seem to hear you. I was too busy adding 20 pounds to her, as I do every time I hear this rancid opinion
#people are like ‘what if she was a waifish and palatable somewhat butch woman has that ever been done before’#no and I’m taking your gay card#@ all my girlies that draw her with rolls and muscle: I see you and I’m kissing you with tongue#the locked tomb#gideon nav
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On this Valentine’s Day please don’t forget about the Palestinian people. Candy is being bought in droves while innocent people are starving. While people are planning romantic dinners for their lovers, Palestinian people are losing their lovers to bombs and snipers. There is no rest for the Palestinian people today. Don’t let them mask what’s really happening behind pink ribbon. Fight for love, find empowerment in your love for others. We will not stop fighting, not for a single day. Palestine will be free.
#suggestions#free palestine#Valentine’s Day#palestine genocide#free Palestinians#I queue posts all year for Valentine’s Day#and this year I’m watching them roll out and I can’t stop thinking about the love that isn’t being extended to Palestinian people today#about how many have lost lovers and children#how many families have been destroyed
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my brother just called me late at night, barely able to get two words out because he was laughing so hard. Finally, through the wheezing, he told me “go google the new Gollum game. Please”
So I did. And now I just spent half an hour on the phone nearly dying. We just kept sending eachother pictures of Gollum from the game and LOSING IT all over again. I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS.
#gollum game#lotr#jrrt and Christopher Tolkien are both rolling in their graves while I’m rolling on the floor#WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT#WHY IS IT SO FUNNY#DID A SINGLE OTHER HUMAN BEING REVIEW THIS BEFORE SHIPPING IT OUT#THIS IS GLORIOUS CHANGE NOTHING
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who else feels crazy rn
#arcane#wlw#vi#vi arcane#lesbian#jinx#caitlyn#sevika#caitvi#pitfighter vi#i’m gonna lick her tattoos like those fruit roll ups
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clearly trump voters are already completely immoral and don’t give a shit about anybody else, but it sucks to see that, even with imminent environmental rollbacks under another trump presidency, there’s not even a little fear. you know that when we all get hotter, you will too? and when prices for everything skyrocket, that will happen to you too? and maybe when florida falls into the ocean, your children will drift away, too
#politics#NOT encouraging death of Floridians this is actually because I’m so fucking angry that ron desantis cares so little for his states people#that he rolled back any kind of environmental protection essentially
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#you know what i’m thinking#(<- they dont know i was thinking about mychemical romance. except the dozens who tagged this with them)#my posts#camera roll
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You know, Brennan Lee Mulligan talks a lot of shit about the cruelty of Game Changer, but I’m not sure Sam Reich has ever done as much violence to his players as Brennan did when he handed out those irl exam question packets with sand timers, like that was real ptsd in their eyes
#d20#dimension 20#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#after all the class choosing and academics rolls and stress tokens too#why’d he have to do them like that#I’m taking sympathy psychic damage
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succumb to fate i guess
#the reveal was crazy#daan von dutch#fear and hunger daan#f&h daan#funger#fear and hunger termina#fear and hunger#pocketcat#my art#art#digital art#illustration#fanart#procreate#on a funger roll today#28 year old turns into a cat boy#I’m drawing him again fs#haliai art
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