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peachyyjellie · 1 year ago

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THEY’RE DRAYTON POSTING WOOOHOOOOOOO

#i hate this guy i’m gonna kill him #throw rocks at him #beat him up #btw he is literally me #shut up momo

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bleepzip · 4 months ago

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heartless?

#tags added in hindsight:#i literally forgot that he’s supposed to be missing another rib #most embarrassing moment of my life #maybe i’ll redraw it someday :’)#original tags:#this nearly gave me carpal tunnel btw #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #magpod #the magnus pod #rusty quill #my art

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cryptocism · 7 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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starburstminibot · 2 months ago

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I love the concept of a Breakbee love child just for the comedic potential it has

Like as if Bee isn't already raising 7 children then throw a sparkling in there as a cross-faction child and no one really knows what to do about that....

Like they're still at war or whatever but Soundwave is also one of their most reliable babysitters and good child care is hard to come by dammit

I don't have a name for the sparkling btw LOL I DIDNT GET THAT FAR

#breakbee #tf earthspark #tf breakbee #tfe breakdown #tfe bumblebee #transformers bumblebee #bumblebee #transformers #breakdown #breakbee lovechild #the maltos melt over him btw #Dotty is like let me hold that baby #(said baby is literally the size of her)#optimus wants to lecture him SO BADDDD but he is also holding hands with the ex leader of the decepticons so...#transformers fanart #transformers earthspark #fanchild #transformers fanchild

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fincherly · 6 months ago

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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

#this just in #im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao #but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see #two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body #i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me #plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink #also wesker what's with the fit #do not need to dress up for a murder #BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there #they sure as hell didn't kill the dude #resident evil #william birkin #albert wesker #james marcus

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crowatyourwindow · 4 months ago

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Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind

#GUYS ITS OKAY HE’S WITH HIS COW FRIENDS HE’S FINE #I present this after the abomination we all witnessed from ch. 118 #sigh yeah I know the chapter released literally a whole ass month ago but I’ve been too busy with school to draw anything #take this as a manifestation for his return in the next ch #Seriously though I’m like 80% sure Kenji and the others are coming back asagiri can’t do this to us #idk maybe I’m being delusional #tbh I’m probably gonna disappear for a bit until my end of year exams are done so if anyone notices me on tumblr please yell at me to study #pls pls pls #btw I was watching moo deng live cams while drawing this she’s such an icon #bsd #bsd art #bsd fanart #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs fanart #bsd kenji #kenji miyazawa #kenji bsd #bsd wan #cows #cow art #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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FNAF movie Mike isn’t wrong, but he’s not right either..

Based off @/Tanijrou post on twitter

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #willaim afton #steve raglan #springtrap #purple guy #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #Mike literally wouldn’t put the pieces together if he saw Raglan with the bunny suit #I swear he’d first assume he’s a furry than a killer of any type #makes me yearn for William being more present through the whole movie #cause his dynamic with Mike is so funny these dudes hate each other #I love you furries btw 💜 please keep being powerful and carrying the fnaf fandom

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retquits · 15 days ago

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there's something about characters who never show any vulnerabilities, any gaps, any weaknesses, any exhaustion, being shown sleeping. there's just SOMETHING about it

#sprouts log #DO U KNOW WHAT I MEAN #this goes for so many character types too btw #when someone with an indomitable spirit who's always strong because they *have* to always be strong is shown finally resting #or a character who works harder than anyone falls asleep in the middle of their work (whether that's at their desk or mid-training etc.)#or when you get a peek of an OP badass character who's always on their guard sleeping...#when a character hides themselves away to rest where no one can see them........ 😭😭😭#it just feels SACRED bro #anyway. ummmm #this post is about yoichi hiruma from the sleeper hit football manga eyeshield 21 being shown collapsing onto a bed #without ever showing his teammates a single moment of weakness or tiredness up til that point.#and u suddenly realize. oh. he IS human. and he acts the way he does for a reason.#SO MUCH CHARACTER DEPTH IS REVEALED IN A SINGLE FRAME. LIKE WHAT #that moment has literally stuck with me for over a decade

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puppppppppy · 6 months ago

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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umblrspectrum · 7 months ago

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i got lazy in the second panel

#i love having art skill manifest out of literally nowhere #i guess i was just charging up for this shitpost or something #still no idea how to stylize n's textboxes so i've been bouncing around a bit #my favorite gag ever is when a character has an emoticon or curse bleep or whatever and other characters are just like “how did you do that #funniest thing ever to me #gonna go vanish for another 3 months while i fuel my old bird obsession and get yelled at by my coworker #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #me my boyfriend and his pile of a bunch of suspiciously familiar plushies he found in an abandoned building #suprisingly soft. you should try smothering yourself with plushies sometime #apparently i was REALLY lazy with the second panel because i forgot to two tone uzis top dialogue #btw first time two toning the dialogue if thats difficult to read then ill quit it

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mrserendipitous · 7 months ago

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BLOODRUSH STAR PLAYERS!!!!

#ignore the fact that they were never all 3 on the team at the same time ok.#also ignore the fact that riz objectively is not a star player. hes a star player to ME.#sklonda has this photo hung up on her fridge #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #blood tw #the numbers mean literally nothing btw i chose them at random #serendipitious art #fan art #art #DONT look at riz's hands ok just dont. i dont care

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saudrag · 7 months ago

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homelander almost crying because a bunch of random politicians called him dumb is top-1 scene of the episode. y’all, he was not created to be the smartest person alive. he’s just a pretty boy and that should be enough

#this scene was so funny #he literally did NOT understand a word they were saying #people on twitter a while ago tried to convince me that john is smart but he so clearly ISNT #he is just pretty fck off from him #btw the episode was tame and ridiculous. it wasnt even half bad the twitter made it to be #the boys #the boys tv #the boys season 4 #the boys spoilers #homelander #john homelander #the boys homelander

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hahahalfwit · 10 months ago

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I HATE MIRROR MIRROR IM GOIGN TO FROW UP

#this still counts as face practice😋😋😋#IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE ABOUT THEM #star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #doctor mccoy #bones mccoy #how many name variations does he have cmon #spock #mirror spock #SO ANYWAY. I HATE MIRRORVERSE IT UPSETS ME DEEPLY. I DON'T LIKE EVIL #👈niceguy #i mean like yeah im insane insane insane about mirror mirror but the evil fics make me nauseous😋😋#i kinda like it. but anyway #bones is such a creature. ignore spock being even more creature #wait is that spones? it is yes it is btw #spones

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gremnda · 2 months ago

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i read @hopepetal's fic sunflower days, went insane for a few days and this appeared-

i am so weak to pearl and scar being besties and this fic is basically that and more :,) <3 genuinely so so good, i already cried to zera about it and yall should read it and do the same ù_ú <3

#gremnda art #guys listen. i'm a simple man #i read found family and i black out until there's a doodle in front of me #btw i havent watched secret life LMAO-#i just read this fic and went YEP. THIS IS THE SHIT/pos #i literally had to look up other fanarts to get scar's design right bc apparently he doesnt have sunflowers in his red skin #secret life #trafficblr #traffic smp #secret life fanart #pearlescentmoon #pearlescentmoon fanart #gtws #gtws fanart #goodtimeswithscar

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intotheelliwoods · 2 months ago

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At some point Poptart finds out that One is trans during One's post-redemption phase

(he doesnt know how periods work)

(he is trying to be supportive)

One belongs to @dianagj-art

#dont ask me how long it took me to decide that the 2al boys were cis #you can literally come up to me and be like “they are trans btw they told me themselves :/” and I would 100% believe you #2 arms left #the besties #rottmnt #and ok im pretty sure he would know about aprils periods #BUT APRIL DONT LAY EGGS LMAO #eggs??? one lays eggs???#like????#chicken eggs???#the ones in my fridge?????#also doubt splinter gave them much of a talk lmao #humans and mammals sure but he dont know shit about mutant reptiles

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vampiyahs · 10 months ago

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guess who moved onto a certain man w a mustache and his alienasian son

#my darling baby boy hes literally me btw #mark grayson #invincible #invincible amazon #vio spits out art

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