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peachyyjellie · 9 months ago

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THEY’RE DRAYTON POSTING WOOOHOOOOOOO

#i hate this guy i’m gonna kill him #throw rocks at him #beat him up #btw he is literally me #shut up momo

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cryptocism · 5 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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fincherly · 3 months ago

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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

#this just in #im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao #but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see #two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body #i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me #plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink #also wesker what's with the fit #do not need to dress up for a murder #BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there #they sure as hell didn't kill the dude #resident evil #william birkin #albert wesker #james marcus

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crowatyourwindow · 2 months ago

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Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind

#GUYS ITS OKAY HE’S WITH HIS COW FRIENDS HE’S FINE #I present this after the abomination we all witnessed from ch. 118 #sigh yeah I know the chapter released literally a whole ass month ago but I’ve been too busy with school to draw anything #take this as a manifestation for his return in the next ch #Seriously though I’m like 80% sure Kenji and the others are coming back asagiri can’t do this to us #idk maybe I’m being delusional #tbh I’m probably gonna disappear for a bit until my end of year exams are done so if anyone notices me on tumblr please yell at me to study #pls pls pls #btw I was watching moo deng live cams while drawing this she’s such an icon #bsd #bsd art #bsd fanart #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs fanart #bsd kenji #kenji miyazawa #kenji bsd #bsd wan #cows #cow art #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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FNAF movie Mike isn’t wrong, but he’s not right either..

Based off @/Tanijrou post on twitter

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #willaim afton #steve raglan #springtrap #purple guy #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #Mike literally wouldn’t put the pieces together if he saw Raglan with the bunny suit #I swear he’d first assume he’s a furry than a killer of any type #makes me yearn for William being more present through the whole movie #cause his dynamic with Mike is so funny these dudes hate each other #I love you furries btw 💜 please keep being powerful and carrying the fnaf fandom

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puppyeared · 4 months ago

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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umblrspectrum · 4 months ago

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i got lazy in the second panel

#i love having art skill manifest out of literally nowhere #i guess i was just charging up for this shitpost or something #still no idea how to stylize n's textboxes so i've been bouncing around a bit #my favorite gag ever is when a character has an emoticon or curse bleep or whatever and other characters are just like “how did you do that #funniest thing ever to me #gonna go vanish for another 3 months while i fuel my old bird obsession and get yelled at by my coworker #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #me my boyfriend and his pile of a bunch of suspiciously familiar plushies he found in an abandoned building #suprisingly soft. you should try smothering yourself with plushies sometime #apparently i was REALLY lazy with the second panel because i forgot to two tone uzis top dialogue #btw first time two toning the dialogue if thats difficult to read then ill quit it

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mrserendipitous · 4 months ago

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BLOODRUSH STAR PLAYERS!!!!

#ignore the fact that they were never all 3 on the team at the same time ok.#also ignore the fact that riz objectively is not a star player. hes a star player to ME.#sklonda has this photo hung up on her fridge #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #blood tw #the numbers mean literally nothing btw i chose them at random #serendipitious art #fan art #art #DONT look at riz's hands ok just dont. i dont care

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saudrag · 5 months ago

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homelander almost crying because a bunch of random politicians called him dumb is top-1 scene of the episode. y’all, he was not created to be the smartest person alive. he’s just a pretty boy and that should be enough

#this scene was so funny #he literally did NOT understand a word they were saying #people on twitter a while ago tried to convince me that john is smart but he so clearly ISNT #he is just pretty fck off from him #btw the episode was tame and ridiculous. it wasnt even half bad the twitter made it to be #the boys #the boys tv #the boys season 4 #the boys spoilers #homelander #john homelander #the boys homelander

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hahahalfwit · 7 months ago

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I HATE MIRROR MIRROR IM GOIGN TO FROW UP

#this still counts as face practice😋😋😋#IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE ABOUT THEM #star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #doctor mccoy #bones mccoy #how many name variations does he have cmon #spock #mirror spock #SO ANYWAY. I HATE MIRRORVERSE IT UPSETS ME DEEPLY. I DON'T LIKE EVIL #👈niceguy #i mean like yeah im insane insane insane about mirror mirror but the evil fics make me nauseous😋😋#i kinda like it. but anyway #bones is such a creature. ignore spock being even more creature #wait is that spones? it is yes it is btw #spones

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vampiyahs · 7 months ago

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guess who moved onto a certain man w a mustache and his alienasian son

#my darling baby boy hes literally me btw #mark grayson #invincible #invincible amazon #vio spits out art

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jula483 · 14 days ago

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David Tennant, November 8th ❤️

#david tennant #macbeth #saw it at donmar in january and holy shit i forgot how incredible it was #and i was so freaking lucky to get front row ticket this morning ahhhh #so having david literally 2 meters away from me multiple times #sitting or leaning in or making eye contact???#dead i died #what an experience #he did not do stage door tonight btw #my post

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twinstxrs · 8 months ago

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idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

#riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #these kids are all so self-sacrificing but i do think riz gorgug are the most clear (& juxtaposed) self-sacrificers #riz will mentally tear himself to pieces and get lost in cases and take on ungodly levels of stress for those he loves #gorgug will use himself as a human shield. he will take hit after hit if it means his friends are okay.#and they’d both do the other thing too. riz would let himself get hit for gorgug. gorgug would pull all nighters & take stress for riz.#even if mechanically they can’t or it wouldn’t make sense. they would if they could.#also #the starstruck barry mechanic of being a guard is so gorgug. it’s soooo gorgug like that’s literally him #anyways love this tall green guy & this short green guy so much #especially because gorgug is tall & considered intimidating but protective in a deeply kind way #while riz is short & underestimated but protective in a deeply vicious way (affectionate)#i hope this makes sense but i think riz is primarily ‘i would kill for you’ & gorgug is primarily ‘i would die for you’ maybe #this does not mean gorgug would not kill for riz or riz would not die for gorgug. they both would.#but those are the primary ways their love manifests due to the nature of their strengths/personalities. To Me #idk this is all just me saying stuff when i should be sleeping 😭#sorry if i missed a riz gorgug moment in the main post btw i’m tired

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found--family · 9 months ago

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cas would not kiss dean first. dean would also not kiss cas first. this is their tragedy. but a shapeshifter or some kind of monster clone or djinn dream would initiate the first kiss and they would 100% return it. or the real dean and cas would've just simply fallen together somehow like tripped and fell and gravity would bring their mouths together whoops anyway they'd both take it from there - and that's not fate pulling strings it's just dumb luck for these two dumbasses (affectionate)

#destiel #thoughts #and btw: i don't know why everyone thinks i'm trying to woobify cas by saying he wouldn't kiss dean first.#fact: dude literally waited for death's door to confess his love so he wouldn't burden dean with his feels - but at least he could #use them to save dean. and he thought he couldn't have dean (the one thing he wanted..) which is why he didn't make the first move #bc he thought there would be no further moves. i don't understand what's not clicking. anyway they're both dumbasses #don't bother fighting me i know i'm right

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funsizedcrow · 4 months ago

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