#bro stop creeping on my cat like that

[ufo-driver]

Meant to take a photo of my cat in his beautiful majestic stance in front of the TV but came out with this

[blacksea2109]

BATMAN BUY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT FOR YOUR POOR OVERWORKED WIFE 🦇👻

DPXDC

Doctor danny nightingale

The batfam jokingly adopt danny as their mom and make this Bruce problem . They go to him when they are angry or want to piss Batman off , poor danny nearly every night he found an injured vigilantes inside his apartment till he gives up and just fixed them and get them to sleep and eats , the funny part Alfred know and he helped them ( he secretly adopt danny 😉)

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( Yes, this includes you tim no more coffee for you, mister). Yes, they in the end tell danny their identities, saying that now he can't get rid of them

Poor danny trying to relax after a very long long long tiring and traumatizing day at the hospital makes a huge cup of coffee mixed with chocolate and put a silly horror comedy sitting in his super comfy couch wearing an oversized hoodie and shorts, then suddenly there are a loud sound coming from his window , and someone swearing and yup here comes his unofficial kids to make his night more tiring, he just go and get his tools ready when he get back to the couch,

A bleeding nightwing with red hood waiting for him while red Robin so rudely drinking his coffee and Robin eating his vegan dinner,

Red hood : yoo, mom , can you fix big wing here ? This stupid birdie here he shot instead of RR

Danny, with a big tired mom, sings: I really am gonna make batman buy his overdue child support, and you RR stop drinking this and go sleep

Red Robin whined: but mooom i don't wanna

Danny with Alfred famous raised eyebrow : sleep now or i am telling Alfred, Robin sweetie there are also some vegan dessert and drinks for you , now let's fix you Wing and you are grounded till you get better

Nightwing: Not fair, mom . we all know that you have a favorite child 😢

Red hood : and that is not you big bro 😂 enjoy your time being grounded hahah

Danny: Hood, you too are grounded, don't you think I don't know about you trying to kill again!

Red hood : mom not fair and you aren't against killing like B then why 🥺

Danny : I don't care about those low lives. You can kill them, but you need to stop sometimes, honey, for your own good, ok ? And I don't need more stupid ghosts to annoy me 😒

After he fixed nightwing injury , and make sure ALl of them had ate something other than COFFEE Tim it is not FOOD YOUNG MAN , and get some Sleep Tim god help me of i didn't find you in the bed sleeping instead of working or you are so grounded,

( and danny had fight Tim and forced him to eat and sleep while jason laughed at them and get scold and this time Damian laughed in their faces while smirking because he knew that he is the favorite kid here fools mom will never grounded nor scolding him no matter what he do or not do 😎, because it will go like this)

He stabbed the suspects mom (dick)

Ma baby dami "gasped" lies he is just a baby (danny)

Wtf (Duke)

Just look to his innocent face , ma baby will never do this (danny)

I had it recorded ( jason)

I don't see anything wrong. Ma baby defended himself and saved the victim. I'm so proud of him while weeping a single tear (danny)

Mom gets mindcontroled(tim) because why else We get scolded and demon brat get a cookie 🍪 😒

Batkids: I don't have a favorite, my ass 😒

Damian 😏😎

After they finally FINALLY get to sleep, danny just finished what is left of his dinner and coffee while trying to relax with his kitten dami ( of course danny don'thave a favorite kid ), a black cat with green eyes ( was a gift from Damian) , batman get inside from the same window trying to intimidating danny but

Batman growled: Stop stealing my kids from me they are mine

Danny, with his eyebrow rising while stroking his kitten, is unimpressed, pointing at batman with the anti creep stick : well well see who finally showed his face , look here you furry , it is about time you get to buy me your overdue child support

Batman: my what now!!!

Danny : Your kids, plus your father ( bruce was so betrayed here how can they even you alfie ) adopted as their mama and I tried really hard to make this stop and what did they do just showed me their faces saying: now you can't get rid of us congrats your are a mom now and look they get me a nice apron saying: best mom in the universe and a little Robin also get my this beautiful kitty i named it dami say hi

Dami, the kitty with a glare that made Damian so proud: moew

And what makes this all funny is that it was recorded as a blackmail ( thanks, oracle). bruce won't get to live this down anytime soon 😂😂

So finally, bruce accepted defeat because how can he go against Alfred!! And he maybe maybe start to find this messy haird overworked pretty doctor just so gorgeous, opps the kids are planning to make this joke becomes a reality they start operation let's get doc mom and bat dad together 🦇👻, and Alfred already started the wedding preparation and pre ordered the rings 💍 ( let's get real here he is ALFRED " I will kill you on site if you dare hurting my family " pennyworth , )

Then behold gotham, Clark " cried " I'm so happy for you bruce,

The big news now read

Bruce wayne, the beloved prince of gotham, finally gets married from a lovely scary doctor who can get you fixed so he can kill you again and again!! You better fares for your life here comes danny wayne the gorgeous deadly princess of gotham .

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Hii my little spooks i hope you like this post,

I will add more to it later on, and for my other post

Red hood wife will get more parts, and i have so many different posts that only need to get edited first, sooo fell free to add or make you own piece but credit me and send me a link or tag me i will love to read your work , have a great night or day, and don't let the cute little blob ghosts bites you 🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻

[greenunoreversecard]

Kai,llyod, and Cole hc of them with a s/o that's kinda like a child of aphrodite from pjo? A bit more like piper though, they hate their gift and have to deal with cat callers alot?

I got cat called by way older men on the way home so this would be really comforting.

A/N:sorry it took so long to get this out for you. Ik my words can't offer much, but I'm sorry you get catcalled, it's not a fun feeling.

Sugar and spice-> Gn! Reader

individual headcanons of kai, cole and lloyd with a stunning S/O

Kai:

Kai, despite being extremely similar to his element in a multitude of ways, is an utter gentleman.

Hes always respectful of you, and makes sure to ask before he touches you in anyway, and is respectful with his eyes as well

With this said, as you guys grow close and start dating, he becomes uber protective of you.

He knows your very stunning.

And he knows others know that as well.

But alot of times, these people are creepy and go about saying: "hi, your outfit is cool" weirdly

And so he won't hesitate to punt a bitch into the sun

Most likely to throw a punch before a word leaves the creeps mouth.

And if your ever feeling gross and icky bc of the creeps?

Bros pulling out every stop.

Hes getting Zane to make a 10 course Michelin star meal, he's getting your comfort items, a hoodie (yours or his, doesn't matter) and he's becoming a 10/10 massager

Hes getting self care items, and a bath along with movies and cuddles with a side of shoulder to cry on

But if you get angry about the creeps??

He eggs you on. Agrees with you"YEAH BABE, FUCK THOSE ASSWIPES"

he will actively encourage any fist fights fights want to start with them

Hes your number 1 hype man, as well as comforter

Cole:

This man worships the ground you walk on. Just generally

Also drinks the respect tea (all of them do)

Hes always telling you how amazing you look, and even gives advice for anything you may need

Clothes? Food? Whatever hobby your working on?

He just has a eye for style of all categories

Hes generally also more down to earth, and realizes its much more than looks that makes a person

Which is why it takes him a bit longer to confess, as he wanted to get to know you better first (this man is demiromantic and demisexual)

Hes also fucking oblivious

So when people are more... sly about their intentions, like wording and such, he prolly won't notice

But the second he gets wind of what they are tryna pull

Hes super passive aggressive

And he slings a arm around your shoulder, or hides you behind him

Trys to talk it out first, and if they don't catch the hint they will catch his hands

Hes not... great with comfort tbh

His mom's dead and his dad's lowkey emotionally unavailable so he's not good at it

But he will rub your back when you cry, and buy takeout

He'll also prolly ask kai or Jay about how to comfort you better, bc both had either a sibling or parent.

He would ask Nia buts she's a younger sibling with a emotional brick wall of a brother so it's next to never she did some comforting.

Hes a little confused when it comes to comfort but Hes got spirit

Lloyd:

He has always been a little silly

So expect to bark at your aggressors

Idk why I just see him barking at your catcallers

Besides that

Hes always relied more on personality for if he likes someone, like cole

Not that kai doesn't care for personality he does, but looks plays a bigger factor for kai than they do cole and lloyd

Anyways

Off topic

Lloyd doesn't make a big deal how you look. Like doesn't comment on your outfits like cole.

Doesnt mean he doesn't think you don't look nice, bc he thinks you look lovely always

But moreso doesn't give a fuck

Wear a potato sack, or go naked, he doesn't give a fuck he just wants to get to the mall before it closes to he can check out the anime shops

He Def has a idrc additude, especially in dragon rising i feel, so I think if you want compliments you'd have to be outright about it, whereas the other two just kinda;"aww my partner is lovely🥰🥰"

And he's like;"babe, love you to bits and pieces but hurry the fucketh upeth I wanna get there before the fucking store closes"

And bc of that he's also the worst at comfort

Like he's always been told to suck it up so he kinda just is like... cool you done? And stands there awkwardly. He will get better with time, but please explain how to help better for future moments bc he was a Lil scared when you started crying.

Anyways back to the beginning about when mfs are being creepy

Barks at them

Fr barks

Bc it weird them out and he thinks it's funny

Or just tries to be as weird as possible

Like starts acting possessed

Crawls backwards on all fours like the lady from the ring or smth

If generally weirdness doesn't work he fights them

Though he tries to scare them off first

[majoryeager104]

how would hawks and dabi react to their s/o being really touchy and hugging them alot but doesnt like being touched back because they arent used others showing affection back?

ooooh

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Keigo

Absolutely puzzled

and possibly even a little offended

at first he’s just confused

and then he gets pouty

bc “wdym I can’t hug you back?!”

tries to win you over with snacks

”you’re like a cat” “graceful and cool?” “No you’re moody.”

definitely tries to sneak up and hug you anyways

and then when you run away he inevitably gives up

buuuut

he definitely lets you pounce on him whenever

cling all you want

hes just glad you do tbh 🙏😭

“Keigooooo!”

You walk in, flopping into his bed on top of him. He was laying on his stomach on his phone, because his wings made it hard for him to lay on his back. So instead, his bright feathers were basically covering him and the bed, and now, you plunged into them like they were your own personal pillow.

“heeey, I was wondering when you’d finally come in here”

He went to pull you closer and stopped, realizing you’d probably hate it if he did. So instead, he lay back down and let you cling for as long as you wanted. It really was a win-win situation, at least to Keigo.

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Touya

He’s puzzled too

but unlike Keigo

he gets grumpy SO FAST

bros touch starved af

so when you reject him for cuddles

hes so upset 😭

like “fine, didn’t want to cuddle you anyways.”

with a huff

but this man is DISTRESSED

hes mentally like “do I smell bad?” “Do they hate me?” “Is it my scars do I creep them out?”

so he’s pouting in the corner

and you have to take like twenty minutes to reassure the big baby

and explain it’s not him, you’re just not used to it

and he gets even more pouty

but he’s also determined

“So you’re not used to it huh?”

“Yeah pretty much”

Touya had just gotten back from a mission when you’d explained this to him- he had left and come back under the impression that you were upset, but this? He was sore, and confused, and worried you didn’t like him anymore. So, after your confession, he was almost relieved.

Touya huffed once again, scratching his head while his eyes remained fixed on you. He was quiet for a moment before he finally wrapped his arms around you and flopped onto the bed on top of you.

“we’re gonna have to fix that. Because frankly, I missed you, and I can’t have you running away from me every time I need some hugs after a long day. Now relax and play with my hair before I burn all your stuffed animals.”

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Loved having Keigo treat reader like a cat and gently ease them into being more comfortable with physical contact and meanwhile Touya just doesn’t give a fuck 💀

Also sorry this took so long 🙏🙏🙏

Banner creds to artist! (If anyone recognizes the artist lmk)

[pleasestayawayidonotlikeyou]

Heyyya there! Hope ur doing well. Can i have a request for Rus with a reader in a first time meeting each other. Can be platonic or romantic. (coz i rlly like him and feel like he's underrated.) Thanks much:)

Hi hi traveler! Yeah I'm doing pretty fine, I chose romantic because I'm Rus #2 biggest simp- Also, my Rus isn't the shy fellswap papyrus, Mutt is, so if you meant Mutt I'll gladly make another one of these but with him ;)

Featuring: Rus

Masterlist

"GO KIM, SLAP THAT GOD DAMN BITCH!!"

You laugh as Rasp yells at the TV, pointing at the protagonist and doing gestures with his hands. You decided to show up to your friend, Rasp's house when he was watching K-drama, you didn't know how but you ended up watching it with him while drinking tea. It was rare the times he had a day off, and it was even rarer when you both hung out at his house.

He'd always make up an excuse, "MY HOUSE IS TOO MESSY" he hated messy places, "MY CAT RAN OFF" he didn't even have a cat - he could go on and on with it.

Yet here you are, in his house, sitting at his couch and drinking his tea.

"Rasp, yelling at the Tv won't make much difference-"

"...I AM AWARE OF IT."

You hold your stomach while laughing, taking deep breaths as you calm yourself down, smiling and grabbing your cup of tea, slowly taking a sip as Rasp's hand grabs the remote and puts the show on pause.

"HOLD ON, THE RESTROOM AWAITS ME."

And with that he walks off, leaving you alone in the living room. Your hands slip to your pocket to grab your phone and start scrolling through a random app.

You hear footsteps and assume they are from Rasp, so you simply wait for him to join you on the couch.

But he doesn't.

You turn your head around, just to see another skeleton standing behind you, wearing a black jacket with yellow fur and a red sweater, he's just there, looking at you. And you're looking back.

"Heh... Don'tcha know it's rude to stare pal'?"

You feel your face heat up in embarrassment as messy words start coming out of your mouth trying to form a sentence.

"RUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING, NOT FLIRTING WITH MY COMPANION!"

"Sorry bro, you can't blame lil old me, with this beauty on my sign it's difficult to control myself~"

His bony hand runs down your hair, wrapping a stand around his finger while he grins, his sharp fangs showing, creeping you out.

"STOP FLIRTING!!!! AND GET OUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!!"

"If ya say so bro. Tell me something, sweet pea, what's cha name huh?"

He rests his arm on the couch towering you.

"Uhh... It's (_____)".

"ENOUGH, GET OUT!!"

Rasp drags the other skeleton, now known as Rus, out of the living room while giving him a speech. It doesn't take long for him to come back.

"I APOLOGIZE FOR MY IDIOTIC BROTHER, SHALL WE CONTINUE FROM WHERE WE STOPED?"

"Yup"

You may want to see him again.

[myunghology]

!! kazuha and freminet general boyfriend head canons

gender neutral reader, fluff, maybe crack?

a/n : freminet is so babygirl i want him. i will download genshin again just for him. (i am very normal about him), also i heard he's a minor, about bennett/chongyuns age, i think!

!! pairings : kazuha and freminet x reader (seperated)

!! KAZUHA

the most caring boyfriend ever!! actually it depends

brings you back random things that reminded him of you when he goes out on adventures. i mean this guy is literally everywhere let's bfr.

also this is for the people who have younger siblings who are still children, he absolutely adores them. he chases them around while they're giggling and it's adorableee! he doesn't mind that they're being annoying and says that "they're just kids!" when you scold them. (clearly he has never had an annoying younger sibling)

tomo's cat is obviously your child now if i never said that before

ALSO random headcanon he has one of those girly screams if yk what i mean😭

has a soft spot for old people, so he offers to take care of your elders because he likes taking care of people, he's that type of boyfriend to impress your family even though he did nothing at all, talking about asian standards btw..

everyone in your family loves him, they immediately gave him their blessing when he asked to marry you.

he isn't scared of ANYTHING, except you when your mad, especially if you have anger issues, he is definitely shaking in his boots bro

!! FREMINET

you're his number 1 annoyer, if that word even is a word man

i have a feeling he gets annoyed easily, but also easily cracks. he's like one of those people who are shy, but not like those shy uwu boys, more like a shy annoyed guy who's annoyed by anything or anyone. at least that's was my first impression of him, don't judge me if it's wrong, he wasn't out yet when i wrote this, alr?

this guy. definitely side-eyes people.

"[name] please stop calling me 'dude' i will kill you" — freminet, probably.

can you tell he doesn't like it when you call him 'dude'

it takes all his manpower for him not to swear at you

a smile creeps onto his lips sometimes when you don't notice, but as soon as you look at him, it definitely fades away

has probably hit you on the head with a book once

possibly the only person he actually talks to (initiating a convo) besides his siblings

lynette and lyney love u bro

they think you're perfect for him fr

they're your biggest shippers actually

[missmarveledsblog]

It's just pretend right ? (Bucky Barnes x Reader ) part 8

Summary : kitty tells everyone what the discovery of her findings were ... while she still processing everything a massage leads to some more revelations only this time it was the good kind while peter finds out it not good idea to spy .

warning : hydra being sick fucks but rest is fluffy and cute not proofread so spelling and grammatical errors maybe ?( soz )

previous part

Information as if nothing could get worse or more bizarre than it already  has the fact she had her birth family and adopted family , crush all in one part of her house something even books or films could conjure and it was her real life and now her discovery of why she was so wanted came just as a cherry on the shit sundae that was just her life .  she watched and waited as they all filtered into the space , her family kept to one side of the house while the avengers worked the other side , leaving meant  danger. Head still reeling and her stomach still twisting and turning at the information learned, knowing this was what they had planned in their sick and twisted heads . she could see tony and bruce looking over the computer , both men looking to her as confirmation  a quick nod . she could see it on his the tinge of green on bruce banners neck creeping up as he shook his head and excused himself from the room completely followed by a roar . 

“ ok that is not good  , what is it “ nat eye looking out the window back at her as wanda’s eyes flashed read and both she loki stood like bristled cats . 

“ somebody spit it out “ steve yelled. 

“ they want her to make more enhanced super soldiers whether its of clone of  variety or the other way “ tony sighed as her eyes closed .

“ other way as in ..” bucky asked. “ no even they can’t be that sick “ he snapped. 

“ super soldier factory “ she waved gesturing to her stomach as they caught on . 

“ slightly glad they ripped ours out now “ . 

“ yeah its great victims of the red room you get your reproduction taken while hydra breed you like livestock, their original plan was to make me a super soldier use the gifts i got for their own gain and now their like those horrible shop channel like wait there more like make some soldiers from scratch , since normal people are more like to die or thats there logic “ she sighed sitting down .  “  like i’m going to make hydra great again or some shit you know i was hoping all i had to do this week was pretend bucky was my boyfriend and now i have to fight for my womb “ she waved her hands . 

“ brock rumlow was head of the programme to um you know “tony winced . 

 “ he’s dead right i mean dead dead?”  she looked around . 

“ i thought bucky was dead dead … but i’m sure rumlow is gone “ steve smiled weakly. “ sorry “ . 

“   we know now and they are planning something big so we need to be step ahead , wanda, loki sniff out shield agent we don’t need any leaks ,  when bruce isn’t shade of broccoli , me and science bro’s will dig til we find out exactly what their plan is and how we can stop it “ she stood hands on her hips and head high .  “ aven…” 

“ avenger assemble “ steve clapped . 

“ couldn’t let me do it just once “ she rolled her eyes . 

“ do we tell your family ? “ clint asked. 

“ nah they know” she shrugged nudging her head to the door as vision opened it only for her sibling to fall into the room . 

“ what do we tell fury “  steve asked. 

“ yeah what do we tell fury” the man he stood . 

“ fine sit down i’ll explain and steve if you interrupt me so help me i will feed you to the pigs” she stood .

“ you don’t have pigs” 

“ i’ll feed you to the hulk “ she  stuck her tongue out.  

What seemed to be new regular sitting in her room as they all took different parts of the house to sleep in some of the team stayed on the jets as she sat at her window looking up at sky  waiting on asteroid of something to hit them would be on par with how things were going when she heard a light tapping on her door turning to see bucky’s head poking in . 

“ am i still staying in here?” he asked sort of nervously . 

“ course unless you don’t wanna with steve and sam here “  her eyes went back out to the window. 

“ nah i think i’m good here “ he walked over putting his hands on her shoulders , movements slow at first feeling the weight of everything she been through held in the muscles of her shoulder before he added pressure head head falling back against his stomach eyes closed and soft sigh coming from her lips . “ feel good” he mused. 

“ if you stop i will honestly kill you “she laughed felling the tension melt away under his fingers ,frankly loving his touch on her skin even it was covered by her clothes  she could still feel his touch in a way . “ so what was it you wanted to talk to me about when you came into the room unknow before i puked everything including my stomach up “ she asked almost a whisper  to wrapped up in his fingers massaging  her worries away .

“ oh we don’t have to talk about it you’ve got a lot on at the moment “ he smiled. 

“ nah come on none of that  unless it bad then i don’t think i could take bad now no pressure except a little more to the left … oh god “ she moaned out making him completely freeze and halt what he was doing , brain short circuiting at such a noise spilling from her lips .   

“ hey why’d you stop “  she was looking up her head still leaning on his stomach , he was still standing trying to think of anything that could kill the heat rising in his vein at the very sound out  that was repeating on loop in his head fueling fantasy at a supersonic speed .  “you ok ? “ her head tilted. 

“  erm yes .. yup yeah” he face scrunched he was definitely channeling some pre serum steve and didn’t help the wide  doe eyes she was giving him . 

“ what is it clearly got you  more awkward then tony when he caught park imitating him with shaving foam” she snorted .  

“ ok i think we need to talk but it ok if you got too much going on i just need to get this out of my system before i explode” he move to other side  of her taking one of the pillows at the window placing it on his lap thinking maybe it looked like he was just nervous.. He was but it wasn’t the only thing he was feeling as he looked around the room til his eyes landed on the door .  “ one second “ he stood almost running to lock it before jogging back putting the pillow back on his lap . 

“ ok take deep breathe whatever it is  doesn’t matter if the world is falling around us   i always wanna know what’s bugging you or on your mind “ she took his metal hand slight thankful it was that hand since the other one was now clammy as hell . 

“ ok maybe my head is still scrambled or some shit but something  i’ve picked on during this time together the closeness and all that which isn’t a bad thing definitely not  actually it good more than good actually … oh fucking hell i don’t even think steve was this bad … am i going crazy to think that closeness was leading to kissing “ he rambled as she dropped his hand  making him think he scared her off , read it all wrong or so far gone in thoughts of her he made it all up . 

“ sorry my hands sweat “ she whispered wiping it before taking his hand again . 

“ it’s my metal hand doll “ he chuckled slight relief he didn’t scare her off .  

“ oh ha yeah erm shit … so god why is this so hard i mean jesus y/n … its not you i mean it could be wishful thinking ,  it could be crazy .. i am crazy about you and have been since i yelled at you that day you know how hard it is to keep yelling at someone when your like damn he’s hot … not the point i’m sorry i must be over thinking or wishful thinking i already said that oh my god if steve was this bad i think we might need to start a club” she  stumbled and copied his rambling as he completely was more in love than he could of been . the woman he’s been undisputedly in love with was crazy about him .  Not taking a chance for anymore interruptions or wasting anymore time he cut her off by pressing his lips to hers completely freezing any thought in her brain . she was stunned thinking maybe it all got too much, her brain finally snapped and here she was in the funny farm conjuring this whole thing up .  hallucinations of a lunatic or not she pulled him closer never wanting to leave the moment ever as she kissed him back .  she wanted to stay like that for rest of her days like the sole taste of bucky barnes could keep her sustained in life   , hating her lungs need for oxygen as she pulled back but the look of pure love in his eyes was something she could make an exception for breaking the kiss . but  as time went by she could feel more eyes on her and she turned to see peter parked looking in her window making her fall back on her ass . 

“ they kissed “ he yelled down only  the window to open and her head to pop out seeing the team and sibling  looking up cheering . 

“ wanda catch peeper parker “ was all she said before she blew the little flames coming out like fireflies and burning  the webs making the young man screech like a little girl as he went down . 

“ my sister just tried to kill spiderman” jack paled. 

“  our sister … peeper parker she is so funny “ yelena snorted patting his back . 

“ go to bed, you perverts!! “ she yelled out before closing the window and pulling the blinds . 

“ so you like me ?” she asked smiling widely . 

“  no i don’t like you doll  i love you “ he chuckled pulling her close . 

“ you scared me there asshole , don't say it like that....lucky i love you too “ she smiled diving on to the man and crashing her lips against his ignoring the cheering still going on .

next part

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[argisthebulwark]

"He'll never forget the time a recruit requested to skip training due to their father 'being exceptionally stealthy' and the Listener's quill snapped in their hand."

BRO I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS AAAAAAAAAAA!! Excuse me if I go off for a second but I had to write this. The bit at the end is inspired by that "How many messengers does it take to deliver a message?" "One." scene from Mulan. Enjoy!

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The new recruit says that, and when the quill snaps it sucks all the air out of the room. Everyone else is terrified but Cicero has suddenly perked up like a dog that hears the treat bag. The Listener turns in her chair slowly, blade of woe suddenly in her hands, holding the handle with one hand and her pointer finger on the very tip of the blade. Everyone knows this new recruit just fucked up except for, of course, the recruit himself. He still has that cocky smug smile on his face, as if daring the Listener to go against him. Cicero knows that he may be a fool but this man is a bigger fool than even he is. He loves it.

"Skip training," the Listener says slowly, dragging her gloved finger down the sharpness of her signature weapon. "Skip training," she says again, this time with a smile that only Cicero and the recruits that have been there the longest know is not very friendly at all, a snake hiding in the roses. The older recruits are holding their breath. Cicero is leaning in as if for more, if he had a ail it would be wagging. He knows exactly what's coming next and, just like his predictions, his Listener, his beloved Listener, suddenly leaps forwards like a jungle cat that has been hiding in the tall grass, pinning the cocky, arrogant bastard against the stone wall with the blade of woe against his throat. Part of why Cicero loves his Listener's anger so much is watching the fool dumb enough to anger her suddenly have the same fear in their eyes as a trapped animal.

All the arrogance is gone, is less than a fraction of a second this moron has finally realized the Listener's power. "If you think you don't need training," she hisses, low and right into his face, her teeth bared, "Then clearly you're good enough to kill me, right here right now." She tilts her head to the side like a puppy, although she is anything but. Cicero wants to propose.

"Are you good enough?" she asks this idiot, voice still low, as dangerous as she is. "Come on, don't be shy." The man shakes his head frantically and it's clear to everyone that he's on the verge of tears.

"That's what I thought," she says normally, fnally lowering her blade from the man's neck. There's a small scratch left behind that's gently bleeding and Cicero feels almost delirious with how in love he is.

"You are an embarrassment to this brotherhood. Get the hell out of my sight," she tells him, and with more bobblehead nodding the man takes off running towards the entrance.

As soon as he is out of sight a twisted smile creeps across his Listener's face and the only thing Cicero wants to do is fall to his knees and worship her. She is perfect. Everything a Listener should be.

"Cicero," she says, and like the loyal dog he is he is instantly by her side. "How many people outside of this sanctuary know our faces?" She is talking so casually, as if she is asking him about the weather. It only makes his love grow.

"Zero, my Listener," he replies, and that smile on her face that he loves so much only grows.

"Keep it that way, won't you?" she says, turning back to her work as he takes off after the failed recruit, his own blade drawn.

Anything for his Listener.

YEA i love "Kill me. I dare you." characters. they're so near and dear to my heart like babygirl you know you can not kill the Listener please return to the practice dummies. Cicero should get to kill for the Listener as a treat. i'm just like him because i love when women are angry and have daggers. the Listener being a ruthless leader is so so good, like they're training assassins they get to be a little fucked up. I love her feigning sweetness when she's very clearly about to kill him and how into it Cicero is. they're so <3

[wherethefireliliesgrow]

(5) 1005 days: roseate pink

Myoui Mina x reader

Part of the series: Palette

Previous chapter: (4) 1008 days: champagne gold

1005 days.

The past few days had flown by in a blur.

Dark rings shadowed your eyes, evidence of your restless nights since the encounter with Mina. But instead of sleeping, you turned to your art, bringing out your easel and palette after two long years to paint away your worries.

Thankfully, you had Chaeyoung's number. She, too, enjoyed drawing and sketching late into the night, so you would text or call her while you painted.

This morning was no different. You quickly covered your easel with a cloth and rushed out the door to work, already running late and in desperate need of a strong Americano.

As you stormed into the studio, an apology on the tip of your tongue, you found the team crowding around two new people. Quickly setting down your things, you joined the group.

As always, Seulgi was the first to notice your arrival. "Y/N, it's nice of you to finally join us," she said sternly.

"Sorry, I overslept," you kept your head low. It wasn't often that Seulgi got mad.

"Did you even sleep? Or were you busy thinking about someone?" Karina teased, pointing to your dark circles.

"Shut it," you elbowed the tall girl.

As this conversation took place, you felt a pair of eyes on you. Slowly raising your head, you looked at the two newcomers on your team.

"Those are our new interns, Hyein and Haerin," Karina answered the unspoken question. "Minji brought them over to help. We're stacked today."

You smiled warmly at the two girls, hoping to ease their nervousness as they were surrounded by seniors. Hyein smiled shyly back at you while Haerin stood emotionless, her big cat-like eyes boring into you.

"Um... why is she looking at me like that?" you muttered to Karina, feeling a bit creeped out.

"No idea," Karina shrugged. "She hasn't said anything yet other than a 'hi'."

Overhearing your conversation, Minji quickly nudged Haerin and scolded her. "Haerin, stop being weird."

Haerin said nothing, continuing to stare at you.

"Bro, stop," Minji tried again.

“…….” Haerin remained silent, her eyes fixed on you.

Finally, after what felt like hours, she blinked.

"She looks like me."

The whole team fell silent at her words, quickly moving their heads back and forth to look at you and Haerin, while Haerin continued to stare at you.

"Oh my gawd, you do look alike!" Danielle covered her mouth and jumped up and down excitedly.

"Hmm... I do see a resemblance there. Pale, long black hair, cat eyes. Especially the cat eyes," Seulgi mused, joining in on the conversation.

"Except Y/N unnie looks more like a raccoon these days," Hanni teased.

You laughed at this comment, feeling a bit weary these days.

"True, true. I might be Haerin's long-lost cousin or something," you joked, patting the staring girl on her head.

“…..”Haerin remained silent, causing an awkward pause.

"Umm... I... I have to go adjust my camera," you said, coughing awkwardly.

“……”

"Do you also like tomato frogs?" Haerin asked you suddenly, causing the whole team to fall silent again.

"Okay, I think that's enough talking for now," Minji quickly clapped her hands, signaling everyone to start preparing.

You let out a sigh of relief, but you could feel Haerin staring at you every now and then.

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Mina was feeling frustrated, but she couldn't quite pinpoint why. It wasn't like her to want to get to know someone so badly. She was usually a shy person who kept to herself, but seeing Chaeyoung texting and giggling with the young photographer for the past two days made her envious.

She didn't seem to want to talk to me. Mina thought back to her interaction with you during the individual shoot. Although she enjoyed the feeling of your eyes on her, she wished you had spoken to her more.

"What are you brooding about, Minari?" Sana put her arms around Mina's shoulders, joining her in front of the vanity.

"Nothing, just nervous about the shoot later." Mina forced a smile and returned to applying face cream.

“Miyou Mina nervous about a shoot? Impossible,” exclaimed the Japanese member dramatically. “What can possibly make the angel in Twice nervous about a picture?”

“Hey! I thought I was the angel,” Tzuyu pouted in response.

“Sorry, let me rephrase,” Sana said playfully. “What can possibly make one of the angels in Twice, who is not Tzuyu, nervous about a picture?”

Mina stared at herself in the mirror, running her hands through her long hair in frustration.

“Not what, but who.”

“What did Jeno do this time?” Sana narrowed her eyes in annoyance, overly protective of her team members. She strongly disliked how Jeno treated Mina sometimes.

“No, it’s not Jeno,” Mina quickly interjected, knowing how her members reacted to her mentioning Jeno. They had just recently started dating, but Jeno somehow managed to piss off half the members the first time they met.

Just the name itself caught everyone’s attention, turning to look at her.

“I just feel that the photographer doesn’t like me much, but for some reason, I want to get to know her,” she admitted, flushing at the confession.

“Y/N?” Chaeyoung asked, joining in on the conversation.

“She definitely likes you! She told me she enjoyed your photo shoot the most. She said and I quote that you were ‘perfect’.”

The rest of the girls oohed at this, laughing at the way Mina’s ears turned bright red.

Gaining back her confidence, Mina promised herself that she would try to talk to you today.

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The morning passed by quickly. The team finished the group photos for both Stray Kids and Day6, leaving only Twice, ITZY, and NMIXX for the afternoon.

Seulgi stood up, signaling the end of the lunch break, and you quickly finished the rest of your Americano, stretching your limbs.

From the corner of your eye, you noticed Haerin staring at you while doing the same with her coffee, her face scrunched in disgust at the taste. You couldn't help but laugh as you realized she was trying to copy everything you did since that morning.

"Did you know that coffee stunts your growth?" you joked with Haerin. "Don't drink too much."

Haerin stuck out her tongue in response. "This is my first time drinking it," she said.

"Then why are you so short?" teased Minji, never one to miss an opportunity to poke fun at someone's height.

Haerin remained silent, staring at Minji without blinking.

The tall girl flinched. "Okay, sorry," she said quickly.

Amused by the kids, you shook your head and got back to work.

The photoshoot with Twice was a bit…odd.

As Minji split the group into threes for the small group photos, you couldn't help but feel a knot form in your stomach.

With Karina behind the camera for this shoot, you were tasked with positioning the members and making minor clothing adjustments. It was a simple job, but it was made harder by the fact that you would have to be in close proximity to Mina.

Your heart was already pounding in your chest since this morning, and you were sure it would stop if you so much as brushed against her.

The first group, consisting of Momo, Jihyo, and Nayeon, took their photos with ease. But you couldn't shake the feeling that they were watching you, giggling as you adjusted their angles. Nayeon even wiggled her eyebrows at you teasingly when you fixed her dress and hair, leaving you flustered and confused.

As you moved on to the next group, consisting of Dahyun, Tzuyu, and Jeongyeon, you couldn't help but notice their fits of laughter when they saw you. Your eyes met Dahyun's in bewilderment, but she merely shrugged and gave you a dopey smile. The whole situation was weird, to say the least.

As Minji called for the last group, you took a deep breath and closed your eyes to calm yourself down.

Just act normal. You gave yourself a small pep-talk, trying and failing to convince yourself that you’re stronger than this. Stay professional.

Your pulse raced as the last group finally entered the studio, making your tattooed wrist sear with pain. You tried to control your breathing and calm your nerves, but it was no use. You swore Haerin and Hyein could hear the loud thumps of your heartbeat as you stood near the backdrop, waiting for the girls to enter.

As Chaeyoung, Sana, and Mina stepped into the room, your breath caught in your throat at the sight of Mina.

Her long black gown hugged her curves in all the right places, and her brown hair was styled in soft curls that cascaded down her back. Her dark makeup accentuated her almond-shaped eyes and full lips, making her look like a princess of an exotic country at a fancy ball. You couldn't help but stare at her in awe. Mina was angelic.

As your eyes met Mina's, you quickly averted your gaze and tried to act professional by smiling at the other girls. Chaeyoung gave an excited squeal and pulled you in a hug, her thin tattooed arms wrapping around you. Meanwhile, Sana smirked mischievously and nudged Mina, causing her to blush.

After the brief but slightly awkward greeting, Hyein directed the three girls to sit on the stools. Karina and Minji called out for adjustments, and you and Haerin sprang into action. You made slight tweaks to Chaeyoung's fluffy hat and adjusted Sana's position.

“Y/N, can you pull Mina’s fur sleeves to the front a little more?” Karina's apologetic tone revealed that she understood how difficult the situation was for you. Despite her playful teasing, Karina knew how much of a challenge it was for you to keep your secret hidden.

You walked over to Mina and leaned forward to adjust her sleeves, carefully avoiding eye contact.

The smell of her floral perfume overwhelmed your senses, and you held your breath as your shaky hands worked to make the slight adjustment. You were careful not to touch her skin since you knew that the soul mate connection would immediately reveal your secret to her.

You froze when you caught sight of the soulmate tattoo on her wrist. It was a small palette, with the colors black, white, grey, and yellow on it. The top right corner of the palette had your initials engraved on it. It looked like the palette your mother gave you when you were in preschool. The reason that got you into art.

You noticed that Mina was looking at you questioningly.

“I like your tattoo.” You commented, making her ears tinge red.

“Thanks.” She smiled her gummy smile and joked, “I got it out of the blue.”

Chaeyoung suddenly blurted out, "Y/N paints! She's really good."

Mina stuck her tongue between her teeth, teasing. “Really? You paint?”

“Y-yeah, sometimes.” You stammered in response, stunned by how stunning she was up close.

“I’m no painter, but I’d love to learn it.” Mina hinted.

“Neither is Jeno,” Sana snorted as she listened to the conversation. “But he pretended to know how when he first met you.”

“Stop it." Mina pleaded, her smile faltering. "Give him a chance."

Your heart broke at the thought of someone else being with Mina, but you knew you didn't have a say in her choices. You had no intentions of revealing your secret to her.

Clearing your throat, you quickly stood up straight again and called out to the photographer.

“Is this okay, Rina?” You called out to the photographer.

Karina gave you a thumbs-up and motioned you to move out of the frame.

“I’m sure he’s nice.” You assured Mina. “He’s a lucky guy.”

Mina flushed a roseate pink at your comment.

After walking away from Mina and over to the kids, you started berating yourself for what you said. All you wanted to do was go home and wallow in self-pity or perhaps jump off a bridge in embarrassment.

“Why is Mina so pink?” Karina asked after taking a couple of shots. “Someone call Danielle.”

Danielle quickly came on set to adjust Mina’s makeup, quickly applying more foundation as Seulgi nagged at her for applying too much blush.

“But… I didn’t add any blush.” The Australian muttered in confusion.

Sana and Chaeyoung burst into a fit of giggles at the mortified look on Mina’s face.

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The rest of the day passed surprisingly quickly.

You had finally finished the entire JYP concert project and couldn't wait to spend the next week catching up on sleep (and nursing your broken heart).

Haerin had been staring at you nonstop, the Twice girls had been giggling at you for hours, Karina had behaved crazily during ITZY’s shoot, and Mina's close presence was enough to drive you insane.

You could still see the pink of her flushed cheeks whenever you closed your eyes, and honestly, it made you feel like you were being a creep. She was like a cherry tree during dusk, the warm glow of the setting sun caressing the roseate pink petals, accentuating her beauty even more. The gentle floral scent that surrounded her was enough to calm even the most restless souls, as if she had a natural ability to bring peace to those around her.

As you were finally drifting off to sleep, the loud ring of your cell phone jolted you awake.

Karina. Why was she calling you at this hour?

“Hello? What’s wrong Rina?” You answered in concern.

You couldn’t hear anything but a rustling sound and the sound of a toilet flushing.

“Karina? Are you okay?” you called out again, heart racing in worry.

After a brief pause, Karina finally whispered weakly into her phone.

“Can you come over? I don’t feel well. Please.”

“Text me your address.” You replied, getting out of bed and quickly grabbing some aspirin and juice before rushing over to her apartment.

Despite knowing Karina for a while now, this was your first time entering her house. She lived a few blocks away from you, in a large building near the Han River. You let yourself into her apartment as she instructed, and found her lying on the bathroom floor, sweating profusely.

You gently brushed away the black hairs stuck on her sweaty forehead.

“I’m sorry for making you come over this late.” She shivered as she curled into your lap. “Thank you for being here.”

“It’s fine Rina. Why didn’t you tell me you were feeling unwell today.” You took off your jacket and laid it over her, trying to comfort her. “I could’ve covered for you.”

“I thought I could handle it.” The tall girl said shakily, “But it’s getting worse.”

She slowly pulled up the sleeves of her shirt and showed you her wrist.

Her tattoo was covered in blisters, red and bleeding.

97

That was impossible. She was the same age as you, how could she only have 97 days left in her five years?

“How…what happened Karina?” you asked, panicked.

"I tried to have my tattoo removed earlier this week," she explained, putting her arms over her eyes to shield herself from the bathroom light. "This angered the fates, so they cut down my time to 100 days."

"Why would you do something like this?" Your voice shook, tears threatening to fall.

You were losing Karina sooner than you expected.

"I'm sorry," Karina broke down. "I'm so sorry."

“It’s okay, Rina. I’m here.” You stroked her hair, trying to comfort her while your ribs shook from the sobs you held within.

After a while, you moved to get up.

“I’ll go get some water and aspirin.”

She slowly sat up and hiccupped. “The kitchen is on the far right.”

“Where’s your medical box?”

“In the closet in my room.”

It took you a while to locate the mugs in her kitchen, breathing heavily near the sink as you tried not to cry. Your heart was heavy, and your mind was racing. Karina was already experiencing the symptoms of the curse, which would only get worse as time passed.

As selfish as it was, you hoped and prayed that Karina would change her mind and start looking for her soulmate. You just weren't ready to let her go yet.

With the aspirin and a cool glass of water in hand, you made your way toward Karina's bedroom. However, as you opened the door, a chill ran down your spine.

You dropped the glass in shock, shattering it on the floor.

There, perched on her bed,

was a worn pink teddy bear.

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[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

I've been a bit busy this last few weeks and I just discovered, toy absolute shock, I overlooked The Villain's Lair on YouTube by PattyCake Productions. I have no idea why (or maybe I do but won't tell 🥺), but the song from "That's All" is my favorite so far and I thought of this idea while hitting replay - replay - replay - replay:

This is Great 7 AU + Ambiguous Villain Resurrection Plan + A Yuu that's not above seeing them as family, but isn't afraid to call out BS (but can be gullible).

Basically, the idea that came from this song is sorta coinciding with a Yuu that is known to have visions / hear things, and the other students just see it as a reason why the mirror chose them. They think they're a medium, but definitely it's much less that.

You can insert what you like the Great 7 to be here but I'm also taking a bit of "everybody knows somebody that owes Ursula something" and "Ursula deserves a power creep because she's kinda a demi-god". Basically: Maleficent would physically have no wings if she returned because of Ursula's assistance with the potency of the sleeping spell, The Evil Queen owes her because her original demise was stopped by Ursula seeing use in her, etc cetera. Scar and Jafar like: nah, no thanks.

Definitely, working together can lead to an alliance of sorts, but no matter what beginning the Yuu has with them, they all do still have that underlying animosity and, well, fear. Hades, Maleficent, and Ursula would be big threats to the others if they did succeed, and this world is also not the same as it used to be: Malleus and Crowley definitely hold a threat, Grim is very clearly an unknown variable only probably the powerful know how to use (I can see Hades going: "oh that guy... what? no, i didn't say anything at all..."), and of course the current magic state of things.

I can see The Evil Queen definitely getting easily agitated, and probably Jafar or Scar as well, that maybe resurrection will be more trouble them it's worth if the debts and power creep are so evident. This can lead to a meeting of Evil Queen and Maleficent in the chambers of Yuu's mind palace (Persona 5 YOINK) about why the queen is not as helpful anymore with driving Yuu to research. She had been go ready to be free, she forgot who else she'd free too (and if your Gunhildr likes Yuu: who she'd be potentially hurting/worse in the process of somehow resurrecting them).

All of this to say... They duet in Yuu's head and Yuu can faintly hear the emotional bouts of it (because it's their head, and even with the other's blocking themselves, they're emotional singing loudly), and tap their foot to the beat. A bit of mumbling of words they don't process as they study.

Ace, confused: "What song is that? Sounds like a cat fight from a musical."

Yuu: "Oh? Uh... I don't know. It just came to me. But I don't understand it."

Ace: "Ghost music?"

Yuu, keeping the Great 7 a secret: "Ghost music."

No no dude u don't understand I would listen to Pattycake to write the seven. Like it fits them so well.

And I always imagine them singing these songs to yuu whenever they ask about their past and they make themselves to be the better person and manipulate Yuu to their will before they end up loving them.

They make being bad look super good and stuff and encourage Yuu to be evil like them. Listen to Evil Like Me from Decendants and imagine Maleficent herself singing that Yuu idk I love the concept so much bro

Though my great 7 is more fluffy I do debating writing a toxic 7 with Yuu as they all work together manipulate and use them. Maybe once I finish my regular fic idk.

[blueneil]

Crying over SSL Kaoru's Route

i can't stop crying over them, someone pls help me….

I finally can play Hakuouki SSL on my pc, and ofc the first route i finish is Chizuru's twin, the one and only Nagumo Kaoru.

I really craved for "Yukimura" twin sibling bonding moment or them having actual sibling relationship (not where one of them trying to kill the other one).

AND SSL IS WHERE OTOMATE HEAR MY PRAYER

Whatever issues SSL's have, i just want to see my Yukimura sibling being happy :( so heres some rambles about it since i'm so happy after finishing it right now T_________T

Some cute SSL Kaoru thingy

-> KAORU PREFER CATS THAN DOGS!!!!!!!!!! also his reaction when Chizuru choose the same animal as him (despite Chizuru was like "B-but i don't hate dogs…" its literally the "You like waffles so you hate pancakes" shits) is just so cute and on brand. He really acts and looks like cat tho, theres also part when Chizuru calls the cat "Kaoru~" and the cat "meow" at it. I'm literally on tears rn…..

-> Yes… he has his own "Dead Note" where he put peoples names on it… thats so nerdy wtf (love him more). He also part of disciplinary comittee so he put names on students who broke the rules (or studets who getting too close to Chizuru) and give them strikes after that, well maybe its really a dead(th) note in some way.

-> Kaoru and Okita…. no matter what timeline it is i guess they just can't get along huh. Okita without his coughing and Kaoru without sniper behind him, this scene looks like shitan Okita's route remake in some way lol. Happiest ending ver.

The only time Kaoru and Okita actually "get along" is when they confront Sannan who suddenly being a "creep" to Chizuru

Which…. well deserved actually. Sannan you really need to sounds like it when you actually "didn't mean anything" hh….

Borderline-siscon-overprotective-brother personality really suits him lol

I mean, i think if the original timeline Kaoru have a better past with the Nagumo's or him and Chizuru isn't seperated, i think he will be like this too. His "Kawaii imoutou" phrase whenever he referred to Chizuru wouldn't sounds creepy or full of loath, but more actually loving and caring.

I mean, i think the main reason he "Hates" Chizuru is actually because he loves her so much, he thought she also have the same life as himz and he dream to someday he will make her happy together with him again just like in the past. But the feelings become cloudy when he learned his beloved sister forget him (when he always think of her), having a way better life, loves by everyone, and also she rejects him at the end. He thinks sibling should feel e/o but Chizuru didn't feel him at all, doesn't even remember her past/family, and living "her best life'". Theres black feeling right there but still he can't stop loving her so the only solution for him is to just bring her suffered like him.

*cough* so SSL is here to bring the pain away from them.

This is one of the funniest Kaoru overprotective mode, he really act as if he is also not a "16 year old" kid. AND I'M WITH CHIZURU, WHO IS WHO?!?!?!?!JSDHSBHS The only obvious one is "Idiotic student council president"??? T_______T Loose cannons is Okita i guess????? Happy-go-lucky is Heisuke??????

Tsundere big bro and bold lil sis

Even though yes Kaoru is really siscon like here, its actually still in the sibling border. Like the way he loves Chizuru is not disgusting at all, he just so protective and genuinely want to "fulfill" his role as big brother to Chizuru, but didn't know how to handle his feelings well lol so he really ends up being a tsundere mess.

I mean look at this one example, at first Chizuru is hurt, Kaoru then laughing at her, but when he realize Chizuru is actually hurt, he become worried and piggybacked her?! AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHONE MESSAGE SCREENSHOT, HE LITERALLY MAIL THAT TO CHIZURU AFTER THE EVENT. Thats so sibling thing,,,

Different from Kaoru who become "tsundere" when he expressed his actual feelings, Chizuru is actually so much bolder. She talks back to Kaoru, take initiative firts, and just "meh" it a way when Kaoru say bad things to her. It's like the gap of how different someone can be with their sibling vs with other people.

Heres some example lmao, Chizuru holding Kaoru's hand first so casually and Kaoru said he hates it but didn't trying to get away at all. (he loves it ofc he is). Then the bottom picture, its Kaoru mailing shits to Chizuru when he actually watching Chizuru from the crowd, and well Chizuru responds to his mail is sure come from heart <3

I need to put this because its funny seeing Kaoru dumbfound face while Chizuru saying the same thing 3 times cause his stupid brother apparently can't grasp the fact that his sister give him chocolate on valentine day WHEN HE ACTUALLY FORBID EVERYONE TO BRING CHOCOLATE AND DOING INSPECTION OF IT SINCE HE DIDN'T WANT CHIZURU TO GIVE CHOCOLATE TO ANYONE. What a cute irony.

Oh, and of course if we have bickered moments we also have the sibling wholesome moments

*sobs*

*SOBS WAY HARDER*

Also, when Kaoru calm like this, their face really looks like a copypaste (maybe because iT IS a copypaste) somehow i giggle at this.

So thats it i guess… i'll go back crying alone for now, no i'm still not done making a river of tears on my bedroom

[imsparky2002]

So, my thoughts went down a trail last night. I was thinking about OC’s, and the shitshow that would happen if canon got ahold of them, and from that came some ideas. I come to you with a prompt for a fanon ‘Talking with Thomas’! Here goes: Our baby boi Jesse is getting intro’d in an episode! YAY! But then they read the script. And let’s just say, Myvan and Jesse are NOT happy. The basic premise is this: Jesse decides to confess his feelings for Mylene during a rehearsal for their latest play, and Ivan happens to be there to witness this, and gets turned back into Stoneheart.

Here are a few things they have MAJOR problems with:

Jesse clearly not respecting Mylene’s relationship with Ivan, springing a confession on her out of nowhere(maybe the script even has him try to kiss her)

And the fact that the show still pushes him as being a ‘Nice Guy’

Mylene being Adrinette-level oblivious to Jesse CLEARLY flirting with her even before he confesses

Ivan being treated like the bad guy in the situation, with it being framed as him getting akumatized out of jealousy, rather than completely justifiable anger at Jesse’s lack of regard for Mylene’s feelings.

(Canon)MARINETTE of all people giving Ivan a talk about not letting jealousy dictate your actions

Jesse never apologizes to either of them

Anything else you want to add, feel free!

Jesse: (knocks on the door frame of Ivan and Mylene’s trailer, all smiles) Hey guys, you ready to go over the script?

(He looks confused as their faces fall.) 

Jesse: Is... something wrong?

Mylene: Uh, yeah. Jess….we read over the script and it’s… 

Ivan: It’s not good.

(He only now realizes that Ivan looks like he's going to kill someone, and so does Mylene. He begins looking at the script.) 

Jesse: Ok, so it's got writing issues. But hey, this is my big break! I'm sure it can't be so ba- 

(He stops as he begins to read through it, his face getting more and more aghast and pissed.) 

Jesse: WHAT THE FU- 

(We cut to Thomas Astruc sitting at his desk playing with Ladybug and Cat Noir action figures.)

Thomas Astruc: (Pretending that they are speaking to Queen Bee) "Take that you vile bitch! You're worse than Hawk Moth" Pow pow! 

(Jesse and Myvan enter the room as he frantically puts the toys away.)

Thomas Astruc: Ah, Jose! Millenium, Igor! You must've gone through the new script! Pretty cool, huh?

Mylene: (Under her breath) That’s not even a name! 

Jesse: Actually, sir, we had some problems we were hoping to discuss with you. And it’s *Jesse*.

Thomas Astruc: Problems? There shouldn't be any problems. This is one of our best episodes yet. 

Ivan: *Raises his eyebrows* Sir, can we go over this episode from beginning to end so that you understand how each and every minute of this thing is wrong? 

Thomas Astruc: Whatever, I don't have anything else to do today.

Mylene: Okay, we’ll start at the beginning. Why am I suddenly Adrien-level oblivious?! Jesse’s clearly trying to flirt with me all throughout the first scene, and not once do I call him out on it, or point out that he should know damn well I have a boyfriend!

Ivan: Not to mention that you even have me thinking about wanting to beat him up for flirting with her! I'd never do that to my best bro! 

(He hugs Jesse.) 

Thomas Astruc: Well, it's because Mylene doesn't expect anyone besides Ivan to flirt with her since she's... let's just say... not conventionally attractive?

Jesse: Okay, one! Mylene is gorgeous, ask anyone here! And I mean that as her friend, so don’t get any ideas. And two, there’s a difference between ‘protective’ and ‘possessive’.

Ivan: And I should be protective seeing how the Jesse in this script is a total creep to her. 

Mylene: And when my teddy bear tells me about his concerns, albeit in a very ooc way, I brush him off as being jealous! Not to mention Marinette, the Girl Squad, and the boys treat HIM as the bad guy!

Thomas: Well, he’s letting feelings of jealousy get the better of him and friends are calling him out on it!

Ivan: Then have someone explain to me that while my feelings are valid, I should not go about it in such an aggressive way. I'm a gentle giant, not a toxic brute!

Jesse: Exactly! And I’m seeing some serious double standards here! So, Adrien can feel jealous from time to time, but if any other guy does, they’re villainized!

Thomas: Well, because it's destiny for him and Marinette to have gotten together! 

Jesse: Destiny my tiny ass! He told me it's because it's main character syndrome! 

Mylene: Speaking of which, in the show you have Stalkernette giving the speech at the end to Ivan about not letting jealousy dictate your actions. Marinette cackled when she saw that in the script, she couldn't believe it. 

Thomas Astruc: What's wrong with Marinette teaching Ivan a lesson? (They look aghast.)

Ivan: Because she regularly does insane and borderline if not outright illegal things based on her insane jealousy over Adrien!

Thomas Astruc: Yes, but now she's dating him. And she had good intentions. 

Mylene: That is so dumb, but we've got so much more to unpack. Next up is the confession. 

Thomas Astruc: Let me guess, there's something wrong with this as well? 

Ivan: Jesse, I'll let you go over the whole thing.

Jesse: (Takes a deep breath as he pinches the bridge of his nose) Oh my god, where to begin? First of all, why does this scene even need to happen? Why do I tell her my feelings for her out of nowhere, and during a dress rehearsal, which would likely put huge stress on her and affect her performance! It shows that I have total lack of regard for her feelings and needs, and reaffirms that I have NO respect for her relationship with Ivan. God, the way it’s worded is so cringe! I sound like a total creep! And the icing on top of this shit cake….the attempted kiss. What. The. Fuck.

Thomas Astruc: Because you were too swept up in your neverending love for Mylene! To you, it's the only thing more important than the theatre. Isn't that romantic? 

Jesse: HOW IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT ROMANTIC?! It's selfish! I wouldn't stress out one of the best actors we have with a proposition for her to have an affair or break up with Ivan.

Ivan: And how the fuck is it romantic to try and force a kiss on someone?! But no, the reason I get akumatized after seeing this is because I’m fucking jealous, not the fact that my girlfriend was almost assaulted!

Mylene: And that's another thing! Why didn't Ivan get treated as having a sympathetic akumatization, since we know you wouldn't write him calling the police on Jesse for trying to assault me. 

(Thomas gives them a exasperated groan.)

Thomas: Oh, come on! It was just a kiss and she pushed him away! What’s the big deal?

(Ivan is about to pummel him before controlling himself.) 

Mylene: Seeing how you never had Felix apologize for assaulting Marinette while pretending to see Adrien, I suppose you don't have any idea on how it feels for a woman in that situation. 

Jesse: Yeah, or how what I did was morally ireprehensible. 

Thomas Astruc: Fine! We'll change it so that you get akumatized. 

(Jesse looks wary) 

Jesse: Go on...

Thomas Astruc: We’ll have Jesse get akumatized instead because he’s mad about being rejected! He’ll go after Mylene and Ivan, and we were planning on give Gene a miraculous, so he can be a new hero that gets introduced! Is that better?

Jesse: First off, it's Jean, and second of all, shouldn't he get his own episode where he's the focus? Otherwise it just comes out of nowhere! 

Ivan: That's what I said for Penalteam. 

Mylene: Not only that, Jesse doesn't apologize at the end of this script. Would you make him apologize if he got akumatized? 

Thomas Astruc: Oh, they'll just sweep it under the rug. We'll even have him continue to flirt, it'll be hilarious! People will make compilations of Isaac being protective, it'll be great!

Mylene: That's even worse! It shows that he learned nothing and still doesn’t respect me as a person! And again, being protective is one thing, but you have a warped view of that. Wanting to beat someone up or threaten them to ‘stay away from my girl’ is dangerous and toxic. It makes it look like Ivan doesn’t view me as anything more than a possession!

Ivan: In fact, I'm even worse than in Origins. Now, Mylene's my girlfriend, and I kidnap her again! She didn't even do anything! Not only that, this time I literally crush and destroy anyone who even goes near her. And I tried to kill Jesse! Friend or not, I'd never murder, I'm no yandere. 

Thomas Astruc: Ladybug and Cat Noir will just cure everything, so you won't have any casualties. Problem solved!

Jesse: That doesn’t mean the trauma isn’t there! It’s been established that people remember what happens even after the cure is cast!

Thomas Astruc: Well, then it'll be a reminder to Jesse to stick to flirting instead of kissing, for Ivan to not get so worked up over harmless actions, and for Mylene to stand up for herself. 

Mylene: I didn't accept his advances! 

Thomas Astruc: Ah, but you didn't reject them, proof that Jeremy is perfect for the new love triangle now that Adrien and Marinette are together.

Mylene: (Gives him the mother of all death stares) If you have me even consider cheating on or breaking up with Ivan, I swear to God!

Thomas Astruc: Oh we won't. At least, not on screen. Do you think that you're really that important?! 

(He laughs as Jesse smiles, pulling out a phone, pressing the stop recording button.) 

Jesse: I think that's all we needed. Right guys?

Thomas Astruc: Wh-what are you talking about?

Ivan: You think we were really going to go in here and get an explanation without making sure the public knew what was going on? Sure all our points were valid, and what you said was disgusting, but we certainly did some rehearsing of our own. 

Mylene: (Smiling cutely at Ivan) Me and Jesse always had a knack for acting, didn't we?

Jesse: And now, people will know your whacked view on sexual assault and toxic behavior. And that you don’t care about the background cast.

Thomas Astruc: Y-you can't do this to me! I'm your creator!

Mylene: That doesn’t mean you care about us! Now maybe we can get the reboot we’ve all been pushing so hard for with someone legitimately competent in charge!

Jesse: Fans are more than willing to pick us up. And there's new independent studios. Weeby Productions, Sparky Studios, Artzy Line, all with better pay, and more attention.

Thomas Astruc: You'll be nothing without me. Nothing! 

(The three kids get up and begin to leave.)

Thomas Astruc: I’ll make sure you never work anywhere again! I can have you blacklisted!

Mylene: So long, Asstruck. 

(They slam the door on him.)

Ivan: God, it felt good to do that! 

Jesse: Oh, have you guys heard the news? Weeby Productions and Sparky Studios are actually coming together for a lot of cool projects! I think they’re calling it ‘WeebSpark’. I’ve read some of their pitches, and they seem awesome!

Mylene: And Artzy Line! Gabriel tweeted about it. Soon enough, we won't even need Zagtoon. 

Jesse: You know, some may call this cringy, but cringe culture is dead, so screw them! Ivan: And... since Miraculous Ladybug is now on Disney Plus, I hear that we'll be getting some episodes from the multiverse that are pretty... heroic? Maybe a few that are villainous? (Wink wink nudge nudge.) 

Mylene: Not to mention some monstrous multiverses as well!

Jesse: I’m just glad this is all gonna be over! So long, Thomas AssFuck!

(They cheer and walk off. Ismael walks in and smiles at the camera.) 

Ismael: Yeah, this a plug. Deal with it.

Thank you so much to Weeby for helping me write the script! She's the creator of Jesse, and we had a blast visualizing how canon would screw him up. The "script" for the episode will be posted soon. Make sure to reblog, reply, post and ask for more. @artzychic27 and @msweebyness

[castle-dominion]

Need to do some chores first BUT time for 1x7 home is where the heart stops.

Forrest gump? Ah I remember this scene from the s2 intro! It was rly good.

Oh hey that's me! I often score the fights that my brother & dad's gf's son have. They play these hugs fights & I'm not good at the piano but it's fun to score their matches. Is it just blurred that makes them look like silhouettes? No wait they were behind the screen. I knew that alexis took fencing but I didn't know Rick could fence & help Alexis train. Jumping around the stairs & stuff I love it.

Probs a contortionist. The stunt actor would be at least. Poor guy. He should just... step off this case, at least the scene. At least we know he has an allergy now. Reminds me of a fic I read where for a full 60 seconds esposito thought ryan had a drug problem bc he was sniffling & hiding all the time but he was just allergic to esposito's jacket hey that made me think of smth. I'm allergic to cats, would I be allergic to tigers? Back to what I was saying this opens up a lot of sickfic opportunities. XD this poor man. Jinx lol Why is she asking ESPOSITO what's wrong with him? Why not ask ryan himself? (also espt know specifically that ryan is allergic to goose down. Did he learn that today or earlier?) Ryan: *raises his finger bc he's about to speak* Ryan: *sneezes instead. Very violently too.* & then ryan's poor thumbs up

"beckett flavoured" gunshotwound is faster to say than gee ess double-yu. Gee ess wed is fast enough. We should change double-yu to wed. Like zed. KB: You can still smell the cordite. KR: I'll have to take your word for it. The captions: (speaking spanish) JE: Nada. (which is essentially a loanword into english now, bro, it would be so much easier to write "nada" than (speaking spanish) even if u need to maybe put <i>this</i> around it bc it is a loanword. I hope my html shows up & doesn't just italicize the word.) RC: In a building like this? This part of town? You'd think she'd be safe. No pun intended. (XD) How often are people killed in neighborhoods like this? KB: Same as anywhere else, Castle. Just the once.

RC: How do they know what's in the safes? "Safes." Is that a word? Is it "saves"? That can't be right. Me: I feel u JE: And you write for a living? Me, a wannabe language nerd: Hey! KR: Even the kind of safes *winks at espt* that they had Outfit update: ryan has a nice jacket. Cut like a dress jacket, made of leather.

She's going to be mad that this has happened before & they haven't caught them. Are they coordinating with robbery on this? bc only this one (& possibly the last one) had homicides. Oh I like her. She's the PR person.

Nah bro, the truth WAS handling it.

RC: Meredith's more like a crazy aunt with a credit card. Of the two of us, I'm the more responsible one. Pretty sad, isn't it? Remember that time castle got her to take care of alexis if he died & she was like "sometimes I forget that you are a sweet & loving father" & then he says '& go into my closet & destroy my porn collection before she finds it' "& now you've ruined it" & esposito is right there with `don't worry bro I got u covered`

Shrek & the beckett onion. Shrek is a timeless classic.

JE: Yeah, well, whoever they are, they definitely have some righteous trade skills. Me: radical, deude! Ooh I love a good bump key! Doesn't always work, & def not that well on a lot of things but cool!

"bad guys" smh or ppl like me, neurodivergents with lock+key hyperfixations & vulnerability assessment. I considred that for a career once KR: Dude, I know what a bump key is. *grabbing the file angrily* JE: No, you don't. Busted him for what? What were you in back then? Homicide still?

RC: Good enough to be our perp? KR: Why do you writers always call them perps? RC: Isn't that what you call them? KR: Ah, we got a whole lot of names for them. JE: Yeah. KR: Pipehead, pisshead, ork, creep. JE: Crook, knucklehead, chucklehead. KR, glancing at Espt: Chud, turd. [Ryan and Esposito now facing each other, like two kids 'playing the dozens' - "The Dozens is a game played between two contestants in which the participants insult each other until one of them gives up." It must be a competition or smth bc to my slur-filled gay ass it looks like they're flirting - Castle scribbling furiously.] JE: Destro, skell. [they get even closer] KR: Skeksi, slicko, slick. JE: Mope. KR: Sleestack. [Espt shakes his head at that one. Ryan nods in argument.] RC: Slow down, slow down. KB steps in: Suspects. We call them suspects. RM: I'm old school. I like "dirtbag." RC: Classic.

Yeah. Not running fast enough when your boys showed. So true bestie westie buddies? Rick's finding this really hot rn

KB: *angrily shooting her gun at paper targets bc shooting things is a healthy way to cope /s (but I mean as long at she's not shooting people ig)* RC: You got to watch those silhouettes. They can be shifty little bastards. Wait until he gets ear protection babes!

Yeah, well. You know, we could always just cuddle, Castle. he DEF is just doing this to get close, the sleeze. He probs did research for derrick storm. RC: You know I, uh, came down to ask you if I could, uh, take home some of those stolen property photos. (he was probs trying to aim there) KB: Tell you what. You put any of the next three in the 10-ring, and I will give you the files. Ten ring is p tight tbh. I kind of thought she would have given him the entire 9 ring or even 8 ring. the first two shots are a bit off to the right anyway, but that last one was good. & she DID say any ONE of the next THREE

Powell? BLEW HIS COVER?

Ooh I love rocks minerals crystals gems stones etc

So valid bestie when the queen & pope visit at the same time RC: Well, the crime scene's all locked and sealed. I don't think I could get you in there. Powell: Let that be the least of our concerns.

This man is so right. A gentleman's game. I love him. Proffessionals have standards! Powell? Powell??

She was there in the middle of the night?

Castle writer moments You son of a bitch I'm in He could have just made it up, he didn't need to describe the fellow. "He looked like xyz but I would like him to look more like abc if I were writing" yk that sort of thing

Why must they write it On The Boards? I love how castle is already done bc he's a writer. I wonder if this is the actual writing of the actors. Castle's writing is nice, Beckett's writing is nice & tbh looks similar, esposito has neat-ish writing but it seems to tilt off sometimes. The Ys are two lines, not rounded. Ryan's writing is big. & he does his Es like me, like 3s. Poor ryan, hand cramp. lmao madt pronounced madituh. (I'd've said madit.) They would have just as easily been able to read it out loud & cross them off. Like playing Boggle.

RC: not yet KB: !? never! Girl you're going to need a warrant. It's confidential, her hands are TIED.

Castle book lol. It's the little details of the show. JE: If the employees and volunteers are clean, then our perp... RC: *Skell [...] KR: And we can work the door.

Lanie <3 I need to acquire & learn to tie a bowtie. XD martha Ooh those are so pretty on her! KB: Uh, we're going to the, uh, Waldorf. RC: ._.

Ah yes I remember scenes like this in the recaps on the DVD sets. JE: Man, these guys look guilty of tax evasion, not home invasion. & he would be right. [Ryan looks up,] Yeah, well... [and does a double take] appearances can be deceiving. [Esposito looks up as well. Their jaws drop. Think Sam Neill and Laura Dern seeing the Jurassic Park dinosaurs. But instead of dinosaurs, it's... Beckett stepping out of a town car. On Castle's arm, the two of them step into a salvo of flashbulbs. A fairy-tale moment. Beckett momentarily dazzled, or at least appears so. They pass Ryan and Esposito.] KR: *smile grows* Nice dress. JE: Yeah, what there is of it. KB, in cop mode: I'd let you borrow it, Esposito, but you stretched out the last one. KR, turning his head to follow caskett, turns his head more to look at Espt & furrows his eyebrows: ??? JE: *shaking his head at her* (which I think is just Such a great line.) (https://scriptline.livejournal.com/19834.html) Ok but this scene makes me want to switch up the relationships. Everyone ships caskett & rysposito. I think castlesito & ryckett could be fun.

Mm music! Big Cheese! Captions should have put bob in quotation marks Vinegar. What? It's vinegar, pussy. Beck--- wait no I need to introduce myself as Kate. Y'all call him the what now.?

Rachel: We make a point to know as much as we can about our potential donors, so we can match their interests with our programs. So many places just ask you to just write a check. We want you to know that your money is making a difference. Sus af. Espt asking abt the food XD tbh I'd do the same. Castle u just.. stopped her in the middle of a phone call? Espt gon be sus. Their dancing is out of time. It's a movie tho I know they added the audio after. My dad has been to a wedding with a silent dance. Everyone had earbuds & you could tell who was listening to what by how they were dancing. At least beckett can dance & they can shoot glances anywhere.

LMAO MARTHA RODGERS. Such a mom thing to embarrass your kids "my baby wrote this book!" MR: 2,500, beautiful lady in blue. Thank you so much. Do we hear 3,000? 3,000? Girls, don't be shy. We have a gentleman bidder. Oh, and isn't he attractive? [The gentleman raises his glass to Castle] MR: Oh, my goodness! Aren't we broad-minded? Castle gay moments & beckett so sassy watching him laughing at him. Love it.

KB, walking up all cop style, holdingher badge: Paul Reynolds, you're under arrest on suspicion of theft and conspiracy to commit murder. JE+KR: *swoop in from nowhere to cuff him* RC: Where was the badge? KB: Don't ask. RC: *fish mouth*

Castle has let his tie out, but still dressed nice, Beckett looks normal now. Black shirt, leather jacket. She looks good but is not wearing her dress. RC: What happened to the dress? KB: You didn't think I was going to interrogate him in it, did you? RC: We were kind of hoping. [Ryan nods and Esposito looks her over. Beckett rolls her eyes] Kind of ew, she is your fellow detective, your coworker, but at least it's funny. I mean they're right, she is hot af.

Oh wait the boyfriend thief dude has a nice jacket. Possibly making the guy up...

Is this the next morning now?

KB: More like get one of them killed. And I can't have that on my conscience. Understood? She loves her boys. is it just them? do they have backup? Also that's a big gun BRO U DON'T EVEN GIVE EM THE TIME TO COME TO THE DOOR BEFORE U GET RYAN TO KICK IT OPEN?h

Lol castle

KEPT THE VIC'S FINGER? Man's not going to stop if u just yell at hiim

RC: ...Pum-num-nah-nah-nah-num-nah-nah. Pum-num-nah-nah nah-nAAH. De-nah-num-nah -NAAAH--- *body falls on the car* [Castle is face-to-face with Karl Nadir, the man from the police sketch, which by the way, happens to be on the dash. He looks at Nadir, and then at sketch. Yep. That's the guy. And Castle does the only thing he can think of with a guy staring at him through the windshield. He turns on the wipers. The wipers smack Nadir's beady-eyed face. Nadir rolls off the hood and levels his gun at Castle from the driver's side.] & when they are wrestling the song castle was humming plays <3 RC: I tried to stay in the car. I really did

Castle has a good black eye. KB: Oh, pretty butch, Castle.

She is already basically part of the family. Love em.

[thosedeliciousloavesss]

Gettin them googoo eyes, Sess

[vylithscat]

technically my third post of the week,, as much as i'd like to wait till next week or monday, i really like the hc i did for this week! so consider this a bonus lol

prompt: gifts mc recieves from the bros/dateables that mean a lot between the two that not everyone can understand genre: fluffy, very fluff (asmo's is slightly suggestive), gn!mc pairings: bros, dateables + luke (per usual, pet names from here)

After growing close to demons and angels alike, even a human sorcerer, you were bound to receive a gift or two as thanks for being a friend, but when Solomon was the first to give you a gift, that being a vial of his blood, you reciprocated with your own vial.

You’ve gotten stares, questions and even attempts of theft of your vial, but you hold it close and smack away a hand when it comes close, unless it was the donor himself. However, some of the others around you have been handing you a few too many items too, like..

LUCIFER

The pen he officiated you being the exchange student

He wasn’t connect to it at all but after a late night of work, he noticed it’s ink running low and you appeared with a new vial

With a smile and a quick peck on your cheek, he mumbles, “Thank you, my dear.”

You reciprocate with a peck on his lips

Before you walk away, he intertwined his fingers with yours and brings you close, his face brushing against your abdomen

“I want you to have this pen.”

“Why? You need it right now.”

“I have many others, my dear.”

He let go of your hand and when you felt something in it, you looked down at his pen that was decorated with gold details

It took.. A lot out of you to even give you a hint about why he wanted to give you it

“Do you remember how I chose you, my dear? I still had to officiate it after the picking, perhaps I feel that’s the pen I did it in.”

MAMMON

His sunglasses, at least for a while, but he can always buy a new pair! (You’ll match..)

He HATES looking at that vial, and to block your vision a little, he popped his sunglasses on your face

They were sliding down your face a lot so you had to push it up a lot

“Mammonie?” His head popped up from the crook of your neck, “Do you want your glasses back?”

“Do ya not like them? I have others I can give ya.”

Pause to allow Mammon process

He has reburied his face to hide the blush that’s creeping to his ears

Give him 3-5 business days to get back to you (he won’t last more than an hour)

Whenever you’re around him, expect him to slowly slip his sunglasses on your face

Is VERY CAREFUL to not poke your eye

Already has another pair in case you take his originals

Physically cannot look at you either or he will blush like a maniac

LEVIATHAN

An author and artist signed manga

Not just any manga, it’s ‘I refuse to admit I’m jealous that my significant other got a gift from someone else and HAVE to get them something without them knowing, but I’m not jealous, I swear!’

It’s a manga he read recently and was absorbed in

Course, poking his cheek or any physical contact snapped him out of it, like tonight

“W-When did you get here, and why d-did you poke my cheek!?”

“I wanted to come visit you, Levichan.”

His heart might’ve stopped for a second, let Leviathan.exe reboot

“Are you reading a new manga?”

“Y-Yeah.. I was gonna give it to you when I was d-done..”

And by give it to you, he meant it

Finishes it in a couple of hours then stops by your room with an equally red face than before

Doesn’t say a word, just hands you the manga and runs once it’s in your hands

Until he’s far away, to which you hear, “I-I hope you like it, player 2!!”

SATAN

Something with cats, books or that can cause mischief

So, why not combine it all?

He gave you a gift box with books you’d been looking for and a set of pens you kept missing the sale of

Those pens though, we’re disappearing ink, and only worked under a black light, the ink existed for about 5 minutes then disappeared

You figured that out pretty quickly when making notes on the book on a few sticky notes

“Satan?” He hummed in acknowledgment, “I think you got the disappearing ink by accident.”

“It wasn’t by accident.”

You use this chance to write him notes that he’d have to wait ages to decipher, as slight revenge

Just write simple messages like ‘I love you’ or a heart to fuck with him

Though expect a few back with a smug smile

Also borrows those pens to cause (subtle, shockingly) problems to Lucifer’s work

And will let you join him if you want to, but don’t expect to get away with it when you’re both giggling away in Lucifer’s office

ASMODEUS

Can and will get you lingerie or toys for your own pleasure

But a more tame thing is love letters or doing as he did before; spa days

The love letters are all about him gushing over you

He doesn’t give them daily since he wants you to savor the fact he wrote that letter, but he really really wants to

He loves your face when he hands them to you, when you open it and how your eyes soften as you read what he wrote

You REALLY know how to make him fall for you all over again, do you?

His spa days with you become much more thorough

You want a head massage today? Legs? Arms? Whatever you want, he’ll take care of while grazing your skin with his lips (or teeth, if you’re both in that mood)

His goal is to see you flushed or blissed out, or both, that’s his ultimate goal!

The lingerie and toys are much more specific and may take some testing or special measurements, just a small warning

BEELZEBUB

His jacket, and would fully give it to you for a day if you ask

The thing’s huge on you and you have to scrunch up the sleeves a lot to use your hands

But it’s so soft inside and the fact it’s big makes it easy to get all comfy, the fur around the collar is a big bonus

The first time he gave it to you was cause it became cold out and you were shivering

Reassured you he wasn’t cold while rubbing your arms to warm you up faster

Most likely carried you home that night too

Now he’ll give you his jacket if you tug on it a certain way or if he has a match of Fangol and wants his good luck charm comfy

It helps him spot you a lot easier when he needs a confidence boost

Wave back at him with your hand still in the sleeve and he might lose a bit of focus though

BELPHEGOR

One of his favorite pillows but don’t expect it to stay forever

He doesn’t take it back completely, just takes it back when it smells a lot like you

Cuddles it, re-scents it, drops it back in your room and leaves

Unless you’re there, then you’re gonna have him flopping next to you and nuzzling your side for attention

At night he’ll come in for cuddles and smile like an idiot when you’re resting on his pillow

You have so many others, but the one you got from him was picked

It’s really nice for him to see

Snuggles into your bed with a small hum while you unconsciously intertwine your fingers into his hair

“Hi cuddle bug..”

“Hi sleep prince..”

DIAVOLO

He wanted to give you two things, but since he had to choose, he ‘combined them’

After some communication, he was able to get you a chamber to stay in while you’re at the castle

Thought he still prefers you in his room

The second thing was waiting on your bed

It was a necklace with a jewel that changes color depending on how it’s tilted

It was a jewel from the castle and Diavolo showed you where it came from

“You didn’t have to take that from your castle, Dia..”

Diavolo pouted before turning to you and taking your hands in his

“But I wanted to! That way, a part of Devildom is always with you, no matter where you may go.”

BARBATOS

Honestly, he must have a dozen tea sets for Diavolo to pick from

And he does the same for you when you come visit

Whatever set you want, he’ll bring for you

Today he offers it to you as he’s bringing you to your room

“I can’t take one of your tea sets, Barbie..”

His face softened slightly as he gently guided his hand along your cheek

“You’re not taking one, I’m giving you one, by choice. Please, pick your favorite. I have enough.”

Let’s you look over each set he has and carefully packages your choice while cooing over you

He is covering up his coos with compliments though, he just wants to make you flustered

Promises to bring you tea from time to time so you can get good use of the set

SIMEON

A quill and ink set, a very fancy one

He’s never said where he gets it and buys you new ink when you’re running out (to your dismay)

The quill feather is extremely soft and delicate

It’s ink glides across any paper with ease and is very subtle with how it sparkles

It’s a beautiful set, one Simeon droned on about in the past and you thought he got this for himself

“I thought about it, but I already have my own set for when I want to write. So, I thought I’d get you one.”

Does not elaborate further but happily shows you the perfect way to write calligraphy with the quill

Trying to convince him to let you buy the ink will cause him to shake his head while smiling before cupping your face with a, “No.”

LUKE

A decorated picture frame with a photo of you and him together

Simeon was with you when the picture was taken but Luke saw something cool and scurried off

Chasing after him, he begged you for a photo and you obliged before finding Simeon again

You don’t know when he printed it or when he began his little arts and crafts project, but it’s adorable

The frame has stars and little yellow dots on it

At the top, it says ‘best friend’ in little yellow letters with extra stars around it

He was very red handing it to you and extra nervous when you were looking at it

Give him a hug and thank the lil guy

Ease his poor little nerves and then set up his present so he can see it when he visits

SOLOMON

Listen.. Hear me out here..

Is it a little weird he has your blood and you have his? Maybe, but the blood pact hc rots my brain, I’m sorry

Aside from that, he does like toying around with yours while it hangs from his neck

He’s also just,, so fucking smug about it around others

Like the blood pact scar, he will rub the vial between his pointer finger and thumb

He finds it soothing, especially when you’re not around

And you, you can do whatever you want with his vial and he finds it interesting

DIGS into you when you come see him the day after getting it

“Enjoying your vial? I’m enjoying mine!”

Biggest grin he’s had in awhile, even bigger if you’re around the bros/angels

Toy with his vial around him, he’ll love it and do the same

Psst.. Trace the scar too.. Watch him melt instead of being smug

[moemoemammon]

Ooh! How would the brothers react to an MC that decides to kabedon them?

Reverse Kabedon!

(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

You catch him in the hall right as he leaves his office, and boy are you lucky that no one else is around to witness the way you slam your arms against the wall around him, trapping him in place.

Lucifer gives you a hard, calculating look... then gently whaps you on the head with the papers he's holding.

Tbh he's amused with the fact that you have the audacity to try something like this. And thanks to Levi's infection influence, he knows exactly what you're doing.

What you hope to get out of it is what he's curious about, but he's not really taking you seriously.

"If it's my attention you wanted, all you needed was to ask. But now that you have it... what are you going to do with it?"

Mammon

OI! Watch it! You nearly made him drop his cup noodles, damn it! What would you have done if it splashed everywhere?!

Wait... why are you so CLOSE you're gonna give a guy a heart attack! 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

If he were a cat he’d be all puffed up. He's staring you right in the eyes, trying to gauge what?? you're trying to do??? And you can see the blush slowly creeping up on his face

Stuck between being ready to square up and leaning in for a smooch-

"Y-you're pretty cocky, huh? Tryin' to pull something like this on the Great Mammon.... W..Well what're ya waitin' for?! Ain't ya gonna DO somethin'?!"

Levi

As soon as he realizes what's going on, Levi's heart nearly leaps out of his chest.

For one, you nearly gave him a heart attack when you stopped him right outside his door. And two, this has been one of his fantasies for years... finally...

Wait.. what's he thinking?! This is YOU he's talking about! It's way too much stimulation for his heart to take! It's not like this is some otome game he can pause!!

Also ready to fight. He just freezes up like a deer in headlights, and you're pretty sure he's about to have a heatstroke from the intensity of the redness in his face.

"UWAAAH!!!! Wh-wh-what do you think you're doing, huh?!?! If this is some kind of prank, I'll- MC, seriously! I'm going to die if you keep this up! You get it, don't you?! I'll actually die!!!"

Satan

????hello can he help you???

Satan was just trying to live his best life and catch up on some reading he missed out on nerd, but you insisted on trapping him against the bookshelf (and making him drop a book in the process-)

But can you back up though? He can't grab his book when you're so close, and- oh. He gets it now. From that proud look on your face as a reaction to his surprise, he's pretty sure this is what you wanted.

He doesn't feel helpless, but seeing you try to take dominance over him like this is kind of??? charming, maybe?? He's more embarrassed than anything, but he won't let you know that. He'll just mask it with a witty chuckle you won't suspect a thing-

"You're always full of surprises, but I didn't think you'd try something from one of Levi's books. Could it be that you're trying to impress me? Or maybe you wanted a kiss?"

Asmo

Oh~!! How BOLD of you~!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

Asmo is a sucker for bold declarations of love, so you've got him practically swooning against the wall while he dramatically fans himself.

But you'd better be careful. Even if he doesn't understand the whole 'kabedon' thing, that doesn't mean he won't play along.

And by 'play along', I mean he flips the situation on you. Your eyes don't even comprehend what they're seeing when he finesses his way into pinning YOU against the wall, giving you a cheeky look as if he's waiting for your mood.

"As much as I love a good tease, you should be careful not to rile me up so much~! You don't expect me to hold myself back when I love you so much, do you? Unless... you're telling me not to hold back at all~?❤️"

Beel

Beel wordlessly stares at you, club sandwich in hand, when you trap him right against the fridge with some kinda smug look on your face.

??something wrong?? This isn't your sandwich he's eating, is it? Wait no he just made it so there's no way-

So maybe you're hungry? Beel just kinda.. presses the sandwich against your lips. But when you refuse and explain that you're trying to be romantic(?), heeeee's not sure he really gets it.

What's so romantic about trapping him against the fridge?? In an effort to understand, he's started kabedon-ing you every time you're near the fridge (until Lucifer tells him to stop)

"I think I get it now. Kabedon is great, because it puts me close to you, and I can grab a snack after. Do you want something?"

Belphie

Hey... Can you move? He's trying to go back to his room. Belphie has no problem sleeping while standing up, but he’d rather have the comfort of his bed instead.

You've got him trapped against the wall, and there's a silence between the two of you as cow man tries to wrap his sleepy mind around what's happening. Then he realizes you're trying to be cheesy romantic

So what does he do? The only obvious thing: He grins at you right before poking his fingers into your vulnerable armpits.

You FOOL. He's got you right where he wants you. Belphie doesn't let up one bit, even when you try to snatch away from his merciless tickling attack.

"Hey, what's the matter? I thought you wanted to be close to me? Come back here. I couldn't run away, so it's not fair if you do~"