#fellswap papyrus x reader

[pleasestayawayidonotlikeyou]

Masterlist

He hated you.

He hated your hair. He hated your clothes. He hated your voice. He hated your laugh.He hated the way you always light the room up with that stupid laugh. He hated the way you looked at him.He hated that you got along with his brother so easily. He hated how you make him so weird when you're around. He hated how beautiful your smile looks. He hated that every time he woke up he wished you would be in his arms. He hated how much he wanted to kiss you. He hated how you know how bad he is, and yet you still smile at him.

Red,Rasp,Rus,Ted,Cash and Cross.

[sharkie-ds]

🟠 Papyruses dump🟠

🦈This was a bunch of random doodles I group together in a post🦈

🟠 top one is d and stretch comforting each other I feel like they would have deep talks

🟠 to the left is d and papyrus just being cute

🟠the last one is d and mutt just chilling together and the reason why d nose is bleeding is because mutt got up to quickly and hit d in the face

[voidandabyssal]

Of any of your favorites that u haven’t written about yet, what would be their goto date idea? It can romantic or platonic, whatever you’d like.

Mutt (FellSwap Papyrus)

His go to date idea would be a home movie night. Somewhere he can feel safe and comfortable. Intimate enough that the two of you could share kisses, cuddles or more ;))

Watching movies is also ideal because he's pretty lazy, prefering not to do anything too active.

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"c'mon darling, c'mere" Mutt drawled out. His hands sliding down your back as he nuzzled into your neck.

"Mutt, c'mon the movie" you whined, hiding your head deeper in his chest. You could feel his ribcage shudder with laughter. The movie, you weren't even sure what it was, some of Nabstablooks work maybe? played forgotten in the background.

He placed a kiss on the top of your messy head. Hair flying everywhere. Food lay scattered around the table, chips and soft drinks lay half-eaten.

"Love ya darlin'" Mutt murmured out, holding you close, grazing over the small wrap of bandages that hid a nasty scrape. A present reminder of the dangers of the Underground. You hid deeper into his hoodie, eyes fluttering shut. Sleep taking you for another night.

[papyriasks]

Heya, wanted to send in an ask about UF,US,SF and FS Papyruses (Papyri?) about how they show affection? Maybe how they pine after their crush? Whatever you wanna include just go wild with it! ☕🙏

The Papyri when they have a crush

(Underfell, underswap,swapfell, fellswap & fellswap Gold edition)

(Thank you for the ask too, I hope I answered it correctly :] )

UF (Boss): You will know this man likes you when you can start to get away with little things you couldn't before, instead of threats of violence when you sneakily "taste test" dinner he'll shoot you a side eye with a tap of his heel, or a pinch of the bridge bone when you've done something dumb. He has absolutely zero clue on how to initiate affection, but will subtly position himself in ways in which require you to brush past him or interact with him in some manner, craving your touch. When he gets bashful it often manifests as silent glaring, but you know him well enough that he isn't really angry. He is very cat like when pining over someone, in the sense that he pretends not to care for your presence at all but conveniently always ends up in the same room as you, and oh, he brought you food but not because he thought of you but just because it would go to waste otherwise definitely not any other reason..

US (Slim): Slim is a bit of a romantic, which surprises a lot of people as he isn't often very open about it, but he's the type to rock up to your work with a coffee and a baked good just to chill with you on your lunch break. He'll find out your star sign so he can read your zodiac love compatibility analysis online and looks for your initials on those "your initials your cats" tiktok slides. That being said he's still a bit of a hard one to get to know, sometimes you may catch him staring but if you go to say anything about it he'll just a quickly go to give you a quick ruffle on the head, call you pal and make a quick escape almost like he's shutting down any attempts to return affection. Secretly he's nervous to fuck things up, everyone expects him to be the laid back, no worries guy but letting someone in is letting them know he's got some baggage to him, and feels as though it will drive them away.

SF(Cash): If Cash has caught feelings for you, the first sign will be the fact you will be his new favourite person to annoy the fuck out of. Oh? You thought you were going to be able to quietly wash those dishes with nothing but your thoughts? Think again cause he's already leaning his full body weight against your shoulder pestering you. Cash hates sharing things but for you? You want it, it's yours now. Oh, you really like the bracelet he's got on? No sooner has he pulled you by the hand and transferred it from his wrist to yours. He always has an excuse to drag you along to some shenanigan or midnight adventure, but really he just loves having you around. He's a teaser, will tease you to no end, play the right card and tease him back and you might actually be able to fluster him. He's already a bit of a 'no idea what personal space is' kind of guy but if he's caught feelings he's always looking for opportunities to touch you, whether that's throwing his arm over your shoulder as you're walking or outright sitting right on top of you.

FS (Mutt): very protective, prefers to walk slightly behind you, always watching for any kind of threat and will challenge any stare with a twice as chilling one in return. is the kind of guy to silently notice that you're cold walking at night and without even asking he's draped his coat right over you. He's a little bit more bold in terms of how he behaves when he likes you, if you go to tease him he'll pull you in by the collar until you're a breath away and tease you right back. he's not the type to fall for someone easily , or even actively search in the first place, so if he ends up catching feelings know that he's set on you. The patient type, you don't need to return his feelings or like him back right away, but he'll wait, until it's the right time to have you. If you smoke he's always inviting you outside to share a late night smoke where the two of you will chat all night. Reliable and immensely loyal, will drop everything at any time of day or night to come help you with whatever you need if you so much as shoot him a text asking, though often times you won't even have to ask as he's often already lingering around uninvited.

FS Gold (Coffee): a nervous mess, and the definition of handsy. He is naturally very touchy with his friends so you might not pick up on his little crush immediately and you best believe he will fully well take advantage of that to constantly be all over you. He loves art and you will quickly become a big subject of his works, little squiggles in his notepad to full pieces of digital art. Can become a little jealous if he feels like you don't dedicate enough time to him despite not even being in a relationship with him. He will try to hide his crush from his brother as long as possible but once it comes out you better hope you're in his brothers good books.. that being said he won't stop gushing about you to Wine, you're always on his thoughts, and you're always his favourite thing to talk about. He's a lot more mischievous when he feels comfortable with someone and uses his more innocent and unseeming persona to drop subtle little compliments or semi-flirtatious lines to rile you up and then pretend like he had no idea what he said could be conveyed any other way.. if you do the same back he will 100% blush until his skull is another colour and will probably need 10-15mins to do a full reboot though.

[timeofjuly]

Wishbone Chapter 4

Eyeteeth

That day at the Regency and the awful, humiliating night that followed haunt your every waking moment. The shame is a weight at the back of your neck; it makes you want to curl into a ball, to hide your stupid, weak face, your betrayer mouth that had tripped all over itself in a bid to escape your soulmate.

You ran from him. Ran. Twice. Like a frightened child trembling beneath their bedsheets, hiding from an imaginary boogeyman. You’d fallen to base instinct and chosen flee instead of fight, when you should’ve composed yourself like the adult you are and asked him the right questions to gain the upper hand.

But you hadn’t, and now you’re stuck in this agonising in-between. Your soulmate is a sickness you can’t shake. A real monster invading the recesses of your mind. Like a child, you have nowhere to hide, and seemingly no way to fight back. He has all the information, all the power. Every bit of you is laid bare at his discretion.

Read it on AO3

[sovlstr]

Art gift for @sharkie-ds ! Fellswap and D💜

[rowanmutt-afterdark]

CRYING SOBBING SCREAMING!!!! /p

Thank you again to the wonderful @lemonyskulls for bringing the Replanting Roots crew to life for me! I commissioned them and I am IN LOVE with how much detail they put into the art. They went above and beyond my expectations. Please go and him some love and support! He deserves it with the amazing talent that he has.

Horrortale Paps- Cedar

Horrortale Sans- Hickory

Fellswap Sans- Sable

Fellswap Papyrus- Whiskey

Horrortale belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

Fellswap Red belongs to Ziznine

Again thank you so so SO much Lemon! I am beyond happy with the results!

I will be posting the next update within a few days for Replanting Roots over on AO3.

[pleasestayawayidonotlikeyou]

I have a request honestly I like your writing style so I was wondering how would papyrus,edge,cash,mutt,stretch reacts to the reader asking for a kiss

@sharkie-ds your request is my pleasure >;)

I'm assuming it's not their first time kissing, also, I added Rus and Coffee too, hope you don't mind!

Featuring: Papyrus, Edge, Honey, Cash, Rus Mutt and Coffee.

Masterlist

Papyrus

Oh my, you want a kiss from the great Papyrus?? He's flattered!

Grabs you up and gives kiss after kiss, making a "muah!" Sound every time he starts another kiss.

He doesn't like being still, even in bed, so, if you want more, he gives you some smooches in between what he's doing,

Edge

Of course you'd want a kiss of the great and terrible Edge!

Bends down, gives you a slow and long kiss, being careful because of his sharp fangs, and goes back to whatever he was doing.

However, if you want some more smooches... Then you're not getting out of this place until he decides to stop.

Honey

A lazy smile appears on his face as he looks at you.

Wraps his arms around you and gives you a slow kiss followed by smooches.

Well, looks like now he's the one who wants more... And who are you to deny?

Cash

Oh? A kiss you say?

This dirt bag will tease you a LOT until he finally gives you a kiss, and knowing him, he's only going to give you a very quick smooch and laugh when you ask for a proper kiss.

Though when the night arrives he's kissing you until he can't breathe anymore, oh wait he doesn't have lungs- Guess he'll just have to continue the kisses.

Rus

Another fucker who teases.

But unlike Cash he doesn't wait to kiss you, oh no no no, he teases you yet he's spreading kisses all over your face.

He doesn't even care if Rasp or anyone is near, he now wants his (not so) well deserved smooches.

Mutt

You don't need to ask twice, he's already kissing you passionately, hands on your waist and sited on his lap.

He's touch-starved, so this moment may turn into a cuddle + smooch session on the couch.

If Mal doesn't call you, then enjoy his cuddles, because you're going to be there for quite some time.

Coffee

Blushes like crazy, especially if his brother is near, even after years of dating a simple kiss still makes him flustered.

But Coffee likes the feeling of your lips pressed against his, so despite his shyness he bends down and gives you a pretty quick kiss.

If you want a smooth session, he'll happily give it to you! On the comfort of your shared room of course.

[savi-our]

New Characters Added - Introducing Swapfell/Fellswap AU's!

As promised, here come the 3 new Swapfell Au's! From the far left starting from Classic Swapfell!

Nox - A Prim and proper royal guard captain with strict principles. He is assured, and very prideful. Nox often comes off as a stick in the mud but he couldn't care less of other peoples opinions of him. Rus - A money grubbing, conspiracy loving, shit stirring, lone wolf. Rus is a chatty and friendly monster that always manages to stick his nose into things where money is involved, however as friendly as he might seem, he rejects any and all attempts at close kinship. His personal history and inner thoughts are locked behind a massive paywall.

Next up in the very middle we have a Swapfell/Fellswap combo!

Berry - A bratty, boastful and energetic skeleton. Berry believes that he is always right and everything he does deserves its own movie rendition! Its never surprising to find Berry loudly complaining about something that slightly got on his nerves, seeing as nothing seemed to be up to his standards! Syrup - A deathly quiet and loyal hound, answering his brothers every whim and call with a dutiful "Yes, M'lord." A very apathetic monster that is bored of the world around him, but whenever he finds something of interest... things become dangerous... (Very much inspired by @battlemaiden13 's Swapfell rendition)

And last but not least on the far right we have the Fellswap Gold brothers!

Wine - A conspiring businessman. Wine is knowledgeable in all things business and is known for scheming and charming his way into high society! Loves the more expensive things in life and can be rather controlling. Very protective of his younger brother. Coffee - A timid and shy monster that struggles making social connections. He is an introvert and often spends time alone, albeit whether its by choice or due to being confined to his house - its hard to tell. Anyone who ha managed to get closer to Coffee would know that he secretly yearns for new connections and exciting new experiences.

Aaaaand thats all of them! Asks are open and im excited to write more on any single one of these boys so feel free to slide into my askbox! :)

[sharkie-ds]

👾 in six skeletons and one maid there was this one chapter where the maid got kidnapped by the swap, fell Bros so I just depicted hers and cash relationship👾

[yuckydraws]

You already know who: Vant Pup

All Gyftmas morning, that sneaky mistletoe has been moving from archway to archway, doorway to doorway - and you're onto it. Every time you move from room to room, you scout the entrances and exits with a discerning eye.

Pup, however, walks from room to room without a care, shrugging when you bring up the kissing tradition.

"a kiss is just a kiss, who cares?"

You care.

So, you huffed at his blasé attitude of it all and continued to step carefully, never off your guard. Meanwhile, Pup has already had to kiss two people due to his lack of awareness - Alphys and Toriel.

You... you'd be lying if you said you weren't slightly jealous. Alphys, he only kissed on the cheek out of respect for Undyne who was watching him like a hawk. Toriel, however, kissed him right on the teeth, finding the tradition adorably fun. All very tame and friendly, yet your heart lurched a bit both times.

Eventually, the festivities die down. You've got a bag full of gifts from all of your friends and a covered plate of food that Tilly insisted you take home with you. As you stand up from zipping up your boots, you're surprised to find Pup standing behind you.

"sneakin' out without sayin' goodbye?" He teases. Caught.

"I couldn't find you." You excuse.

"was outside havin' a smoke."

"Ah." This is awkward. "Well, it's supposed to snow soon, and I wanted to get home ahead of the weather, so I'll see you later-"

As you open the front door to make your escape, you're stopped by his hand on your arm. You raise a brow at him.

"ya really didn't notice? ya've been watchin' all night an' all-a-sudden, ya let yer guard down?"

Tentatively, you look up, sure enough... there's the mistletoe. Your face feels hot when you look back to him. He's... standing under it with you.

"what d'ya say?" He drawls, leaning into your space - but pausing to let you make that last move or pull away. Your heart thuds against your ribcage, and after one glance to your surroundings to check if anyone else is around (there isn't) - you close that gap.

Pup purrs, one hand reaching up to cup your cheek, while the other finds your hip and pulls you closer. Much... less friendly then the other two he's given out today. When he pulls away, he rests his forehead against yours.

But, a kiss is just a kiss... right?

[byuteablanc]

One Human and a Whole Lotta Bones! | Skeleharem x Gender Neutral Reader

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Heya! I hope you enjoy! Please go to the bottom of this post to find the beginning or a different chapter than this one!

If you prefer to read on AO3, click here

Chapter Five: Black Out

You were getting dressed, pulling up your pants. You felt like your eyelids were about to plummet with the way you were fighting to keep your eyes open.

Taking a deep breath, you attempted to ignore the migraine developing all over your head. Putting in your shirt, the sudden tension on your head made it infinitely worse. It was like someone was putting nails to the chalkboard of your brain, ringing through your whole body with an unending screech.

You felt uneasy, realizing you were even leaning a little to the right. Going into a momentary t-pose to steady yourself, you turn your desk chair towards you and sit in it for a moment.

You could feel the weight of your own saliva pooling in your mouth, your automatic swallowing suddenly became manual. You felt like you wanted to hurl.

You groan, attempting to rub your temples to soothe the pain. Unfortunately this was a futile effort, your pain spread farther than where your fingers could all reach. Mustering the energy, you stand up on your two feet, motivating yourself to keep going.

Grabbing your back pack from its place beside your desk, you haul it onto your back. It feels way heavier than usual. Maybe it was the fatigue?

You exited your room, closing the door behind you. You dragged your body across the hallway and to the stairwell. Looking down at it, it seemed a lot bigger than usual. You gripped the railing, cautiously stepping down to the main floor. Every step seemed to seep your energy more and more and more, it felt like you were descending down a steep cliff with heavy equipment.

You finally reached the ground floor, surprisingly having not fallen. You suddenly felt triumphant. You continued your walk up to the kitchen, Blue and Edge were exchanging conversation while Blue washed the dishes.

“SO YEAH, THE GIRL EXPLODED. SAD STORY REALLY— HELLO HUMAN!” Edge greeted, noticeably not calling you by your name.

“Hey,” you replied, your fatigue showing.

“OH GREAT TORIEL Y/N, YOU LOOK A MESS!” Blue commented, stopping his dish washing to momentarily study you.

Your eyes blinked asynchronously in response.

Wait, why was a nineties style version of Blue standing next to him.

“NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU, BRAH.” 90’s Blue commented.

You were horrified.

Suddenly, your shoulders were grabbed and you felt your body conflate back and forth. You looked up to Edge, who was apparently shaking you. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, HUMAN? ARE YOU BROKEN OR SOMETHING?” Edge exclaimed, which made your migraine scream in agony.

“EDGE! STOP THAT! YOU SEEM TO BE HURTING THEM! AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSION LOOKS LIKE.” Blue reprimanded, grabbing Edge’s right arm. “BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU Y/N?”

Your head was pounding, you felt like your skull was melting, and all the colors around you seemed to both be brighter and meld together. You were still seeing weird 90’s Blue who was whispering cryptic nonsense into your ear which you tried to ignore.

“My head…Please… Quiet…” Were the only words you could muster before everything faded to black.

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EDGE’S POV

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“My head…Please… Quiet…” Y/N MUTTERED.

Y/N THEN WENT SLICK IN MY ARMS, QUICKLY REPOSITIONING THEM TO CATCH Y/N BEFORE THEY FELL TO THE GROUND.

“I DIDN’T DO IT! I SWEAR!” I QUICKLY DEFENDED MYSELF.

BLUE EXHALED, LOOKING QUITE NERVOUS ABOUT THE SITUATION. “I KNOW EDGE! WHAT DO WE DO?”

“I DON’T KNOW!! WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO??” I REPLIED BACK, STILL HOLDING A LIMP HUMAN NOODLE IN MY HANDS.

“I HAVE NO IDEA!! MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL?” BLUE THOUGHT IN RESPONSE, LOOKING NOTABLY PANICKED.

TAKING A DEEP BREATH, I THEN EXHALED. I, THE MOST EVIL PAPYRUS WILL NOT FALTER AT SUCH A PREDICAMENT! “WE SHOULD CALL CINNABAR! HE HANGS AROUND THE HUMAN OFTEN, HE SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO!”

“AGREED!” BLUE REPLIED, PULLING OUT HIS PHONE AND DIALING THE AFOREMENTIONED THING. BEFORE CINNABAR COULD EVEN SAY HELLO, BLUE YELPED, “THE HUMAN FAINTED AND WE DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!”

“What??!!!” CINNABAR RESPONDED, SEEMINGLY ATCTGE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. “Oh Great Toriel! I’m On My Way!”

BEFORE ME OR BLUE COULD EVEN GET A WORD IN, HE HUNG UP. “SOME HELP THAT WAS!” I HUFFED, FRUSTRATED.

“MAYBE WE SEARCH UP WHAT TO DO??” BLUE SUGGESTED, I CONCURRED. WE MIGHT BE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! CINNABAR WOULD KILL THE BLUE IF THE HUMAN DIED ON HIS WATCH. BUT WITH I, CINNABAR WOULD NEVER EVEN DARE FACE ME!

“OK SO, THE INTERNET SAYS TO CHECK FOR A PULSE!” BLUE ANNOUNCED, SQUINTING TO ANALYZE THE SEARCH RESULTS BEFORE HIM. I QUICKLY PINCHED THE HUMAN’S WRIST, I FELT A PULSE. THE HUMAN, EVEN WHILE UNCONSCIOUS, SEEMED TO WINCE AT MY TOUCH. I FELT AN UNFAMILIAR PRICK OF A FEELING IN MY SOUL.

“DON’T BE TOO HARD EDGE! HUMANS ARE FRAGILE!”

“I KNOW THAT!” I SNAPPED BACK, TAKING BLUE SLIGHTLY OFF GUARD.

I SIGHED. “WHAT ELSE DID THE RESULTS SAY?”

BLUE PIPED UP, REMINDED OF HIS OBJECTIVE. “OH! THEY SAID TO, IF THE PULSE IS STILL GOING, CALL EMERGENCY RESPONSE!“

I LOOKED AT BLUE INCREDULOUSLY FOR A MOMENT.

“YEAH I DON’T WANNA DO THAT EITHER MWEHEH…” HE TOOK A PAUSE, SMILING AWKWARDLY. “BUT IT DID SAY THAT WE CAN JUST LAY THE HUMAN DOWN IN THE MEANTIME!”

LISTENING TO HIS INFORMED ADVICE, I WALK TO THE DEN TO LAY THE HUMAN DOWN.

“NOW WHAT?” I INQUIRE, CROSSING MY ARMS.

BLUE PONDERS FOR A MOMENT, “THE HUMAN DID SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR HEAD BEFORE FAINTING, WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH IT!”

BLUE ADDS ON, “AND IF HUMAN HEAD AILMENTS ARE ANYTHING LIKE OURS, THE HUMAN MIGHT BENEFIT FROM A COLD CLOTH TO THE FOREHEAD!” HE PAUSES FOR A SECOND. “UH, I-I’LL GO GET IT!”

NOW LEFT WITH THE UNCONSCIOUS HUMAN, I CAN’T HELP BUT STARE AT THE HUMAN. THEIR EXPRESSION IS FILLED WITH THIS… NONCHALANT AGONY? LIKE THEY’RE GOING THROUGH A LOT, BUT AREN’T ABLE TO SHOW IT. I THINK I FEEL—

“BACK!” BLUE EXCLAIMED, SNAPPING ME FROM MY THOUGHT. “HERE YOU GO HUMAN, PLEASE FEEL BETTER!” BLUE PLEADS, PLACING THE SLIGHTLY DAMP, COLD TOWEL ON THEIR FOREHEAD.

“THEY’RE NOT CONSCIOUS, IDIOT.” I ROLLED MY EYES.

BLUE FROWNED. “YEAH EDGE, I CAN SEE THAT! I’M JUST WISHING THEM WELL! — IT’S CALLED BEING NICE.”

“WHAT’S WORTH BEING NICE WHEN THEY CAN’T EVEN HEAR YOU?” I RAISED A BROW.

BLUE LOOKED SURPRISED. “WOW, SO YOU ONLY LIKE TO GIVE GOOD WISHES WHEN PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU?”

I UNCROSSED MY ARMS, LAYING THEM ON MY HIPS ARGUMENTATIVELY. “THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID—!”

“BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU MEANT…” BLUE EYED ME.

I SNARLED. “NO, YOU BUMBLING BASTARD!”

“‘BASTARD’?! HOW DARE YOU, YOU RAPSCALLION!” BLUE RETORTED.

I BEGAN TO CHUCKLE. “‘RAPSCALLION’? AND HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?”

“OLDER THAN YOU.”

“I CAN TELL, YOU’RE CERTAINLY MORE DECREPIT!”

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Cinnabar’s Pov

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I Hate Traffic. I Hate Human Biology. I Hate Everything.

Of Course Someone Had An Accident On The Freeway. And Of Course, In A Frenzy Trying To Get Home, I Didn’t Check The Traffic Report!!

So, Now I’m Stuck In A Sea Of Cars While My Dearest [Y/n] Is In Desperate Need Of Me!

Oh My Mind Is Just Running With Possibilities. What If [Y/n] Was Currently Choking On Pain Meds? What If Edge And Blue Were Just Arguing Over What To Do And Not Actually Helping? What If Those Two Idiots Lit [Y/n] On Fire Thinking It Would Help?

Anything Could Happen With Those Two…

Anything!!!

I Just Have To Get Back Home!

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BLUE’S POV

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I HATE EDGE!

HE’S SO RUDE ALL THE TIME! I’M CONVINCED HE CAN ONLY SAY MEAN THINGS!

WE’RE CURRENTLY ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE ROOM WITH OUR ARMS CROSSED, LOOKING AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.

“ARE YOU READY TO APOLOGIZE?” EDGE ASKED, WITH A DISTINCT SNARK TO IT.

I TURNED AROUND TO MEET HIM. “ME? APOLOGIZE?? YOU’RE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE!” I YELL, POINTING AT HIM ACCUSINGLY.

EDGE LAUGHED IN MY FACE. “ I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU’RE THIS IMMATURE! WAIT, I CAN BELIEVE IT!” HE TOOK A PAUSE TO CONTINUE LAUGHING. “ME CALLING YOU DECREPIT IS A FACT, YOU HAD TO REALIZE IT EVENTUALLY.”

I SIGHED, SMIRKING IN ANGER. “FINE, IF *I’M DECREPIT, THEN YOU’RE A RAGING, FUSSY BABY! I NEED EARPLUGS JUST TO BE AROUND YOU!!”

“WELL AT LEAST I ENUNCIATE MY PRESENCE. BETTER TO MAKE MYSELF KNOWN THAN BE OBSOLETE.” EDGE RETORTED, ONCE AGAIN LOOKING SNARKY AND FULL OF HIMSELF.

“YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THAT EDGE. WE ALL LITERALLY *LIVE TOGETHER! YOUR “PRESENCE”— I USE AIR QUOTES —“IS ALREADY KNOWN!” I EXPLAIN, ABOUT READY TO FACE PALM.

“WELL.. I JUST FIND IT NECESSARY!”

I CHORTLE. “GOOD TORIEL EDGE, A 4 YEAR OLD COULD COME UP WITH A BETTER COMEBACK.”

EDGE’S EYE SEEMED TO TWITCH. “YOU LITTLE SHIT!“

HE SUMMONED A LARGE BONE AND ATTEMPTED TO SLICE ME WITH IT. I DODGE IT WITH EASE, EDGE’S STRIKES ARE CHILD’S PLAY!

“WOW EDGE, YOU CAN’T DO WORDS WELL SO YOU RESORT TO VIOLENCE! TYPICAL..” I TURNED MY HEAD AWAY SMIRKING, ACTING MATURE OF COURSE!

HE WENT TO SLICE ME AGAIN, MISSING ME BY A WIDE MARGIN. I LAUGHED, “YOU FIGHT LIKE AN UNEXPERIENCED CADET! ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE A ROYAL GUARD?”

EDGE GUFFAWED, LOOKING SURE OF HIMSELF. “I WOULDN’T SPEAK SO SOON...” HE POINTED HIS BONE SWORD TO THE FLOOR.

FOLLOWING THE GESTURE WITH MY EYE LIGHTS, I GASPED.

“MY JACKET!” I EXCLAIMED, SEEING THE LOWER HALF OF IT ON THE FLOOR. I FALL TO MY KNEES IN MOMENTARY DEFEAT.

“DIDN’T TAKE ME FOR A TAILOR NOW DID YOU? I WOULD SAY THIS IS MY BEST WORK!” EDGE GLOATS, CONTINUING, “I HAVE THE HONOR OF WORKING ON YOUR

FAVORITE

JACKET.”

THE ROOM GETS DARK.

I HOLD THE REMAINS OF MY JACKET IN MY HANDS. SCOWLING SO HARD MY FANGS SHOW, I SUMMON BONE OF MY OWN BEFORE STANDING UP. “OK ASSHOLE, YOU’RE ON.”

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Your POV

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You were currently dreaming, imagining a fight between two bears.

You were strangely locked in place, forced to hear the bickering before you. You weren’t even able to break up the fight with your words, whenever you tried to speak bubbles came out??

You were so seriously irritated that you wanted to cover your ears, but you couldn’t even do that!

The argument itself came out as just a bunch of nonsensical groans as the two bears snarled at each other. You were weirdly trying to follow along with what the bears were saying, not really making any of it out. They both were definitely evenly matched in shouting, your ears paid the price.

Then one bear pushed the other.

Suddenly, the argument between the two bears sprung into a frenzy of physical attacks. Claws were out. Fangs were brandished. Nothing could get these two to quit it. They upset the surrounding area to a moderate degree, leaving claw marks and cracks in their wake.

The dream then pivoted to a different bear on a unicycle, trying his best to navigate through the forest that kept getting in his way. You were even more confused by this, but was honestly relishing the quiet panic of this bear over the chaos of the others. You found yourself rooting for the bear, hoping he could get to his destination.

But you can’t ever be happy so you turn back to the angry bears, still exchanging blows and decimating the area around their anger.

As if it was the climax to their fight, in their tizzy, they knocked over a nearby tree creating a loud

BOOOOM!!

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Cinnabar’s Pov

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“Finally, I’m Off The Freeway!“ I Exclaim To Myself, Letting Out A Sigh Of Relief.

My Mind Was Consumed By A Fantasy Of A Knight In Shining Armor And His Damsel In Distress, Coming To Save Them From A Terrible Ailment. I’m The Knight Of Course, And [Y/n], My Handsome Damsel. “I’m Coming My Beloved!”

Opening My Eyes To Reality, I Abruptly Came To A Stop When The Car In Front Of Me Got Too Close. I Frowned, Frustrated, Leaning To The Side To See What Was In Front. There Was *Another Car Accident!

I Took A Deep Breath.

“AHHH-“

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Your POV

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You abruptly jolted awake by the loud noise, eyes wide, heart beating from being startled.

You looked in the direction of the noise, seeing the nice center table in the den in two splintered pieces. The glass that ordained parts of it cracked and disfigured.

Blue is on top of Edge, pinning him down with one of those bones that skeletons can apparently summon at will.

Broken out of their angered stupor, the two realize what they’ve done and quickly get up to survey the damage. And they notice that you’re up.

Looking between you and the broken coffee table, Edge starts. “IT WAS HIS FAULT!” He points to Blue.

“WHAT?? FIRST OF ALL, YOU STARTED IT! SECOND, YOU DESTROYED MY JACKET—“

Edge cut off Blue. “AHEM! YOU MEAN MADE IT BETTER.”

Ignoring him, Blue continued. “THIRD, THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!”

“IS TOO!”

“IS NOT!”

“IS TOO!”

“And here I thought my dreams had no tie to reality.” You interrupted, fully turning to the two skeletons.

They look perplexed at what you could possibly be talking about. “Look guys, I really don’t feel like playing middle man today. Regardless of who did it, you both need to take care of this mess you made.” You scold, while holding your head.

Edge sighs, “THE HUMAN IS RIGHT. DESPITE OUR TRIBULATIONS, WE MUST FIX THIS BEFORE SANS GETS HOME AND MOUTHS OFF TO THE BOTH OF US…”

“FINE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BE IN TROUBLE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS YOU,” Blue huffed, crossing his arms.

You clapped ceremoniously, a little smile peaking out from your tired face. But wait, “Now how do you fix this actually? Where would you even get a new table that looks identical to that one?”

“SIMPLE [Y/N]! MAGIC~” Blue answered, jazz hands accompanying his display.

Bursting through the door, the loud but terribly fast stomps of Cinnabar’s boots were coming towards you. He finally found you in the den and then scooped you up in a concerned bear hug.

“Darling! I Was So Worried! You Couldn’t Leave Those Boneheads To Watch A Rock..” Cinnabar let you go, glaring at the two skeletons.

“HEY, THAT WAS ONE TIME!” Edge yelled back, crossing his arms.

“But That One Time Ended Up With Two Laurels!”

“MAYBE LAUREL ALWAYS WANTED A TWIN ANYWAY?” Blue shrugged awkwardly, wearing a crooked smile.

Cinnabar sighed, putting a finger to his temple. “Regardless, You’re Okay Right?” He spoke to you.

“Yeah, just a faint of exhaustion,” you waved off, as if that wasn’t something the concerned about. You take a look at your watch, “and now I have class in like twenty minutes so I need to skedaddle—“ You were stopped before you could continue.

“No.” Cinnabar said blankly.

“No?”

“No! Of Course Not! You’re Skipping Today! I Mean There Is So Much To Say! From The Fainting, To You Waving Off The Fainting, To The- OH MY STARS WHY IS THE TABLE IN PIECES?” He jerked back a little.

“DAMMIT, HE NOTICED..” Edge frowned

You decided to stick up for them. “It’s fine! They’re going to get a replacement—!”

“I Mean Do You Guys Even Think?! [Y/n] Could’ve Been Hit In The Crossfire Of Your Squabble That Led To This!”

You tried to interject, but ended up being cut off again.

“Do You Have Any Idea The Repercussions That Could Have? [Y/n] Would Have To Go To The Hospital And They’d Ask “Oh, what got you so hurt? Was it a car accident?” And Then [Y/n] Would Say “Oh no, it was just my roommates!” Which Would Cause Concern Because You Know, We’re MONSTERS! ItTookMeSoLongToConvinceSansAndRedThatAHumanCouldLiveHereAndYouWereThisCloseTo RUINING THAT FOR ME!!!”

There was a silence in the room as Cinnabar caught his breath, you could barely understand what he said at the end of that diatribe but he seemed incredibly passionate. You felt bad for him, but you were happy he cared so much.

You also felt bad for the two squabblers that just got the scolding of the century. You could almost laugh at the two’s faces if they weren’t so perturbed by Cinnabar’s rage.

Taking in his last breath, Cinnabar spoke, “Sorry Dear, You Didn’t Deserve To See That. You Two Didn’t Either, Even If You’re Stupid. But Whew I Needed That, Rush Hour Is Not A Fun Time Monsters And Human!”

You wanted to say something and were preparing to speak until Cinnabar, once again, cut you off.

“Sorry Darling There’s Just One More Thing I Must Say And Then I’m Done And Then You’re off to bed: You Can’t Just Get Another Version Of The Same Table, No Two Tables Are The Same Even With Magic. And Who Would Most Definitely Notice That?”

“RUSS..” Blue and Edge said in sad unison.

“You’re Going To Have To

TELL SANS..” They all said in unison.

“Now, What Did You Wish To Say?”

“I honestly forgot at this point.”

With a flop, the cold towel on your forehead plopped to the ground.

“Yeah you’re right Cinnabar I’m gonna go take a nap.” You say, picking up the towel from the ground and walking away, leaving the scene.

“HEH, THAT’S WHAT DOES IT FOR YOU?” Blue uttered, giggling

“Wait For Me, Darling! I’d Love To Have An Impromptu Cuddle Session!” Cinnabar called to you in a sing-song voice, also walking away from the scene.

As the you and Cinnabar walked to your room, the two living room chaotics were left to their own devices.

“THIS IS YOUR FAULT,” Edge muttered.

Blue rolled his eyelights, “OH SHUT UP.”

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[pokegalla]

Requested by @tryslogic

Brooooo a part three AND with Papyruses?! They deserve more love and I shall give it to them✨ (Warning: A little spicy up ahead!)

How Touchy Can They Be In Public With Slightly Large Chested S/o! (Pt.3 with Papyruses✨)

Stretch:

* Ah yes the lazy carrot himself. With his chill nature could he be too lazy to think lewd things?! Well of course he can- he’s the type of…..closeted pervert? Like he is not gonna outright do anything or say anything unless it’s on the down low- other than that, he might be generally too lazy to do it…..or a little shy surprisingly.

* You probably randomly find out when you wore a nice tight shirt. With a whole amount of cleavage that leaves nothing much for the imagination- and he is staring respectfully…..a lot. If you catch him, he’ll just chuckle and shrug like yeah yah got me. Though he does get a little sheepish and looks away blushing.

* In private, he’s actually quite a big snuggle bug. He don’t care if he’s the big or little spoon. Heh mainly because he could either have your tits on his back as the little spoon or tits in his hands like stress balls as the big spoon. Plus he gets cuddles and possible smooches? He’s in heaven✨

* Now does he tease you in public? Ooooh boy. He’ll tease you via puns- seriously he’ll probably make you smack him or laugh. Maybe both- “Hey babe. Am I the breast guy you ever loved?✨” “Babe please-“ “Woah Calm your tits- I just found a cup for us *Shows coffee cup with a honey bee on it* Damn sorry It’s a b-cup-“ “BABE-“

* He’s just a silly guy who loves you very much……and no he’s not going to run out of boob jokes-

Mutt:

* Now NORMALLY I ask if this AU variant is capable of being lewd. But- this guy is so GODdamn HORNY, he broke that continuity in these headcanons- don’t get me wrong! He has his cute moments. But nah we don’t need to even ASK if he does bruh-

* And I highly doubt you take him to public without wearing a baggy sweatshirt- because I know the first time you tried wearing Y’know something regular that shows your outline, he was clinging onto you. Either face nuzzling your chest, or pulling you close by your waist, your chest directly pressed against him. Hell will the sweatshirt REALLY help-?

* In private he’s more like a cute cuddly puppy, snuggling you and asking for headpats. He even whines like one and if you don’t he has the cutest puppy dog eyes. And honestly it’s quite a sweet moment. He’s also the type of guy who requires a lot of trust so to see him unwind and be this affectionate is really rewarding. Though let’s be honest he can turn this from sweet fluffy moment to having you two break the headboard after having fun in the sheets~ If you in the mood? Oh he’ll take you there-

* Teasing? Absolutely. And very blunt teasing too- like from tell you how pretty you’d look with love bites all around……to straight up GRIPPING a booba with no hesitation- mans gives no fucks- might have to drag him to somewhere private before he does something right then and there. But he’ll apologize right after! “Sorry babe….I just can’t resist you. I love you so much!” ……you can’t stay mad at him can you? 😏

* Overall he really is your cute puppy dog✨

Papyrus (The Classic✨in case there is confusion-):

* Well……I’ll be damned. He actually had me stumped- but ok ok. Can this literal ball of sunshine be anyway lewd? My answer? I’d say……surprisingly yes? But very very vanilla- like he’s a grown ass Skellie, of course he’d be attracted. But it’s so damn innocent and sweet.

* Seriously in public he can’t help but smile and compliment you because he thinks you are the most beautiful person he’s ever seen- he tries not to get easily flustered because he’s The Great Papyrus! He’s supposed to make YOU feel flattered! Though the way he stares at your booba and looks away apologizing profusely, I think you feel flattered already.

* In private, nothing is better than cuddling with your S/o after training all day. But please let him know it’s ok to lay on your chest. He always hesitates. But once he gets comfortable, he’ll be a cuddly bean, skull resting upon your booba✨ he even gets curious, wondering why they are JUST like pillows! He also gets surprisingly romantic and leaves praises and kisses all over you, saying all the bits he loves about you. If he ain’t careful, things will take a steamy turn with you two~

* A lovely cinnamon roll who is always ready to shower you in love! And we can all agree: very adorable✨

[skeletonlvr22]

sweet heat lightning falls - Chapter 11 - Something Good

When Coffee was small, still in stripes with his thumb in his mouth, he would get the overwhelming urge to run away. He can't recall why, really. Despite knowing the rules that his mother had given him, one day, he ran. His brother ended up finding him an hour later, sobbing silently as he wandered, lost, in the snowy woods surrounding Snowdin. Wine, barely a teenager at the time, had dragged him back home.

The feeling never dissipated, though. If anything, it worsened. And growing up underground, there isn't really anywhere to run, anyway.

On the day of his mother's remembrance ceremony, when he was 10, the itch got worse. Yet, he didn't run and let it simmer as he stood, empty, next to his brother, staring down at the urn.

Over the next few hundred years, as Coffee grew older, the itch never went away. When the resets started, the itch got unbearable. Yet, with nowhere to run, stuck in that damned cave, he remained.

Then, he and his brother were sucked into a different universe. A kinder universe. One where Wine wasn't Captain, Coffee wasn't a soldier, and the sun was in the sky. And with the sun hung freely in the sky, Coffee suddenly had everywhere to run.

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Or: Coffee acquires a bus, a brochure, and a reason to leave Ebott so, naturally, he does. Maybe he'll find something more beyond cavern walls, universal mishaps, and his brother's suffocating reach.

[papyriasks]

Hi! Looved the previous ask you did for the Papyri, so i was wondering if youd mind doing another one for me? 🥺🙏 How about first time cuddling with crush? Its late and crush is tired and just drags the skeleton down on the couch to nap with them bc theyre too tired to think straight, how do the boys react?

Cuddling with the Papyri for the first time

(Underfell, underswap, fellswap, swapfell & Swapfell gold)

I'm rlly glad you liked it, thank u for the ask :]

UF (Boss): Explodes. As soon as your hands reach out for him he stiffens like a board, his first instinct is to push away from the sudden contact, but as soon as he realises what you're doing he practically topples over as you pull him down to the couch. His skull is illuminated so red you could probably forgo any lamps in the room in order to see. Lackly his jaw clacks in a loss for words as your arms are curled around him. He will be at a loss of what to do for the first 10-15minutes until his brain resets, but as soon as he notices your slip into sleep he will find himself staring, taking in every aspect of your face, and only when he is absolutely certain you are dead asleep he might return the gesture and wrap an arm back around you, breath caught in his throat as he keeps having to remind himself to breath. By the time you wake up in the morning he will be long gone, and will not say a word about it, as if it never happened.

US(Slim): he's surprised, enough so to send a jitter of nervousness through his body, but he'll play it cool, even though internally he's sweating. He'll laxly throw an arm back over you in return secretly panicking about every and each placement of his arms, he might make a quick joke or light comment to break the mood but upon noticing your sleepiness his tone will soften as he stares gently down at you. He won't say anything after that but it will take him a long time to fall asleep himself, both from being in awe at your closeness and the nervousness of accidently fucking it up. He'll run his fingers through your hair until he's fighting sleep himself, Soothed by the sounds of your breathing, but you best be prepared for relentless teasing when you wake up.

SFG(Coffee): he'll probably squeak at the sudden motion and then practically melt into the couch out of embarrassment but he will have no problem sinking comfortably into you back. Everytime you breathe differently or make a small motion he'll hold his breath praying you don't wake up because frankly he isn't ready to let go of you yet. A million thoughts will race through his skull and you best believe this boy is not getting a wink of sleep. You will wake up with his skull a breath away from your face, sockets wide open in surprise at your awakening as he quickly gets up and disappears like the wind. When you next see him, He will fake pout and make comments about if you wanted to sleep with him that bad you could just ask until you are just as much of a bashful mess as he is.

SF(Cash): bold of you to assume you will be the one to initiate the first nap cuddling session, this man will find any and every excuse to lay on top of you, the first time was probably when you were just lounging watching TV and next thing you know you've got the air knocked from you as you've now got a big ass skeleton sitting right ontop of you until minutes later he's snoring and you've got no choice but to accept it until you've slipped away into sleep yourself. That being said the first time you actually go to initiate he will be oddly quiet, processing that fact that you didn't actually hate how on top of you all the time he was and actually want to be close to him. His auto response when nervous is to make stupid little jokes or teases, he will probably tell you to take a guy out to dinner first or something as he makes a show of getting comfortable. Internally his chest squeezes uncomfortably. The lax and unperturbed image he is trying to desperately convey is not reaching his eyes, in fact his eyes never leave your face, not even for a second. He can't help but stare and process if this was really real. Every instinct in him is telling him to push you away, despite how handsy he could be, something about this felt...vulnerable, which was not a feeling he was used to. But despite he cannot find it within him to pull away from you. You will wake up with him almost entirely ontop of you, hogging most of the couch but clawed onto you , you will just have to wait until his stirs himself or wake him up yourself if you have any plans of escaping.

FS(Mutt): he won't even budge, as soon as your arms reach up and around him his footing doesn't even stutter, instead he just turns to look at you lowly with a quirked bonebrow and ask you if you wanted something , a smirk curling at his teeth. If you hesitate a response he'll grab you back up by the shirt himself and promptly pull you back down right utop him, a arm laxly resting over your stomach and tug his hood down over his sockets to kick the sack himself. If you squirm his grip will tighten loosely until you slip to sleep yourself. Despite his fake snoring he's wide awake, his soul humming a beat quicker than it usually does. He will make no indication of it but he can't help but melt into the feeling of your warmth, a threat of orange dusting at his cheekbones arise but he will just as quickly swallow it. You are right where you belong, and for the first time in a long while he will sleep more comfortably than he can remember ever doing.

[system-network]

So I made a Undertale reverse harem fic, yippee!!! It's different than the one I posted on my account earlier, and this is the one time I'm posting this on my Tumblr

The first two chapters are out now if you'd like to give it a read and help me with plot points or chapter Ideas

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sans/Reader, Papyrus/Reader, sans aus/reader, Papyrus AUs/Reader Characters: Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Sans (Underfell), Sans (Underswap), Sans (Fellswap gold), Sans (Fellswap red), Sans (swapfell), Sans (Horrortale), Papyrus (Underfell), Papyrus (Underswap), Papyrus (Fellswap gold), Papyrus (fellswap red), Papyrus (Swapfell), Papyrus (horrortale) Additional Tags: NO FONTSCEST, Fluff, Average Undertale fanfic, Reverse Harem, Awkward reader, I'll try to not make it annoying, use of Y/N, but you'll get nicknames soon enough, skeletons x reader, constructive criticism is welcome, I would appreciate more chapter ideas, Will Add More Tags As This Updates, Author is new at writing, please be nice to author :( - Freeform, this won't have much plot, reader comes from a lowerclass family, i'm projecting Summary:

A socially awkward person ends up finding an ad for a roommate position in the nice part of town. How will Y/N react to living with more than two people?