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ok well we had some pics get a little fucked up so it'll be up tomorrow morning sorrie

I love it when your reader calls the boys 'kitten' because that is also my favourite nickname for video game men. Esp Vilkas that man is so kitten coded. Possible prompt: how would the other boys respond to it/do they like it

love it!! will be up tomorrow morning <3

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a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

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there ARE nsfw blogs. there are workarounds. you dont have to reblog "fuck your mutual from behind friday" to your main. though i guess i can't stop you

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Chat do I get this abhorrent vilkas mug made and use it exclusively in my place of work (nobody will understand)

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i'm not really editing or proofreading these kink posts so sorry if they're a little messier than usual i just need to get them out of my brain <3

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would LOVE to hear farkas kinks hcs.....

well i do love this silly guy <3 nsfw content under the cut. minors should not read or interact with this post.

I believe in my heart that Farkas gets off from performing oral sex. Whether he's eating you out or sucking you sloppy style I just know he's cumming from just grinding into the mattress. His eyes roll back when your hand presses to the nape of his neck to urge him on, arousal building from the needy sounds you make when you beg him to keep going. His jaw aches and his throat's sore but he doesn't care - you taste too good to stop.

This man has to love praise. Farkas could fuck for hours as long as you keep telling him what a good job he's doing and how good he feels. Coated in sweat and exhausted but he's your good boy, he wants to do so good for you, to make you feel good, he can't just stop. He'll run himself ragged just to hear you praise him one more time.

Orgasm denial. He loves it when you ruin him, bringing him to tears because you feel so fucking good but you always stop just before he cums. Edging him until he's begging for release, cock so hard it hurts but you deny him over and over. He's addicted. Overstimulated to the point where your hand on his chest or the briefest kiss leaves him a whimpering mess, his cock leaking because his orgasm's so fucking close but you keep him right where you want him. Of course he knows the safe word but it's never too much, always just enough to drain his brain of anything that isn't you.

tw: explicit pregnancy/breeding mention Putting this at the end bc it might not be for everyone but yeah I think Farkas has a breeding kink. Even if you can't get pregnant he doesn't care. He'll fuck you over and over until cum's leaking down your shaky thighs, fingering it back into you and muttering about "gotta make sure it takes." Keeping you in a mating press until your legs go numb and the sheets are soaked. Probably related to the whole werewolf thing but god when he's so horny he can barely think all he wants is to fuck you full.

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service top knight who whines and cums when you tell him how good he is at fucking you

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I absolutely love the brynjolf headcannons, however, I do believe you've missed one: that man loves being tied in shibari

well when ur right ur right. i did forget and that's on me tbh. that man absolutely deserves to be tied up with the prettiest knots and fucked like nobody's business.

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Just saw Bryns kinks and had to say how perfect they were! Bryn would absolutely use his voice while watching you get off knowing it drives you closer to the edge! Would you be willing to do Mercers too? I feel like he'd absolutely have a competency kink!

love this guy so much!! i'd never really thought of that before but i agree <3 nsfw content under the cut. minors should not read or engage with this post.

I think you're right, Mercer would absolutely get hard just watching how you work. The way it all comes so naturally to you and he can see the hard work you've put in. Never before has watching someone crack open a safe without breaking a single lockpick made him feel this way - it's just you. Watching you work makes him lightheaded and needy. He keeps sending you on harder jobs and for a while you think it's because he hates you, that he's pushing you further and further because he wants to see you fail. That couldn't be farther from the truth. Watching you work is arousing in a way he can't explain, like there's something sexual about the way you move. Each silent footstep or calculated movement keeping you just out of sight heats his blood more and more.

I think he'd have a slight oral fixation - mostly focused on his fingers in your mouth. Mean and rough when he's fucking you like he hates you, massaging his fingers over your tongue and hearing you whimper around them. Mercer loves watching you drool around his fingers and the sharp press of your teeth against his knuckles. Or softer, almost sweet when his thumb grazes over your lower lip. When he's already gotten under your skin and you're just annoyed enough to be flushed he loves to hold your face, one thumb pressed to your lower lip while you chastise him.

To me, Mercer always has to be a little bit mean. Even when he's lovesick, head over heels enamored with you, he can never be nice. I think he'd be really into degradation even if he can never admit it. He melts when he has you pressed against his desk, armor thrown aside and his hand around your throat but you're still speaking down to him. He can't deny the way your words fuel his arousal, adding to his desire to fuck the bad attitude out of you. Blushing furiously when you taunt him, fingers squeezing around your throat when you make him weak in the knees. Mercer who growls for you to shut the fuck up as if the way you tease him doesn't make him rock hard.

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your mutual has reblogged the same post about their blorbo in a situation twenty times in a row filling your dash. which could mean nothing.

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“Keeping warm” yeah sure

Ko-Fi

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Best Thieves Guild NPC Tournament: Round 3

We have another third person poll, this time to start the semifinals! Only one person can move on, but they're all heavy hitters; this is bound to be an upset no matter who wins. Who are you rooting for?

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i need a pervert who’s obsessed with me so i can be a pervert who’s obsessed with them

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hhhhhhhggfff losing my mind vilkas kinks please please please please ((ik you've already stated vilkas Biting several times and you're so fucking right but ,,, are there any more,,, <33333333

yes!!! i love this guy and his teeth a normal amount <3 nsfw content under the cut. minors should not read or engage with this post.

Well Vilkas and biting seems obvious but I'm gonna talk about it more <3 He needs it to hurt, wants it to bruise or scar. The curve of his teeth a permanent little white mark on your shoulder and the deep purple bruises down his throat from you. He wants to own you and be owned by you. Maybe it's something from the beastblood but sometimes he gets so worked up he can't cum without that dull pain of you biting down on his shoulder and those sweet kisses you press to his wound like an apology.

Brat taming Vilkas lives in my brain forever. Grabbing you by your hair and leaning in so close you can feel his breath, forcing you to maintain eye contact. Saying shit like "wanna try that again with less attitude?" Letting you hump yourself stupid on his boot after you interrupted him a few too many times. You're in control of so much - Jorrvaskr, the Inner Circle, Companions old and new, and Vilkas knows just how to shut that brain of yours down and put you in your place. He loves when you whine his name and grab at his armor, so pouty for an ounce of his attention.

Once in a while I think he'd let himself enjoy being submissive. When he's already had a terrible day and feels like his entire world is crashing down he lets you completely control him. Your hands on his throat and the sinister tone of your voice that simply empties his brain. Hips rutting upward for any hint of friction, cock throbbing where your booted foot presses him back down into the bed. Vilkas whining when you say things like "down, boy." "there's my good boy." His wrists fastened firmly to the bedframe, he's at your mercy but you'll take such good care of him.

I just know this man cums from dryhumping. It hurts and it's not nearly enough but fuck he loves it. Like he's in such a hurry to get to you he doesn't even bother taking his pants off, the sensation of your body rubbing against his is enough. Your breath hot against his skin, fingers in his hair keeping him so close and letting his hips rut into yours over and over. Cumming in his pants from the weight of your body on his and your thigh jammed between his legs for the delicious friction he needs so badly.

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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Hermaeus Mora could trick so many more people into deals for knowledge with the internet though. Morapedia click the link and lose your mind

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Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:

Fiction is not reality.

You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.

No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.

No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.

You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.

Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.

The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.

Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.

Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.

You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.