#bro i put so much thought and time into this

[gyubakeries]

HtBDaSTGYM presents: Method 1 - Love Potions

test subjects: kim mingyu x f!reader

word count: 2.9k

contents: college au , friends to lovers , love potions , lowkey witchcraft , verkwan cameo , cookies as a plot device , crack treated seriously , this is just Silly , the slightest bit of angst , inspired by descendants 1

verification: Trust Me Bro

sources: thank you serena ( @gotta-winwin ) and ally ( @lovetaroandtaemin ) for helping me finish this fic with your motivation + inspiration 🩷

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seungkwan, focused on his assignment due in four hours, startles in his seat when you plop down onto the chair next to him, a guttural groan leaving your lips. he’s pretty sure the librarian shoots a dirty glance in your direction, followed by passive aggressive motions towards the bold ‘keep quiet’ sign in the library.

“what did kim mingyu do this time?” seungkwan sighs, voice dropping to a whisper. you slam your head on the table, immediately cursing and rubbing your forehead at the impact.

“he’s being too nice,” you whine. “it would be so much easier if he was a mean asshole who wasn’t the literal human embodiment of a golden retriever!”

“so this is wh​​at first world problems sound like,” seungkwan mutters. he then puts his pen down to turn his body and face your figure, currently slumped over the table in defeat. “look, if his existence bothers you that much, stop being around him!”

“it’s not a bother,” you click your tongue. “it’s annoying because i like him so much and can’t do anything about it.”

“why not?”

“seungkwan, have you looked at me?” you deadpan. “mingyu is way out of my league. there’s no way he’d like someone like me.”

“then make him like you,” seungkwan shrugs.

“and how do you suggest i do that, genius?” you roll your eyes and scoff.

seungkwan simply smiles in response and clasps his hands together. you only have a few moments to feel extremely terrified before seungkwan says, “let dr. boo teach you how to.”

“this feels like a scam.”

“please don’t hurt my ego.”

“.... alright.”

—

for seungkwan’s ‘masterclass’, he drags you out of the library, assignment forgotten, and into his dorm room. his roommate, hansol, doesn’t even spare a glance at seungkwan’s strange antics, as if he’s seen this play out multiple times before.

seungkwan takes you into his room and instructs you to sit down in the middle of his bed.

“okay, enlighten me,” you look up at seungkwan expectantly.

“the most fool-proof method of getting your crush to like you back, pause for dramatic effect,”seungkwan mutters under his breath before continuing, “is by making a love potion.”

there’s silence for a few moments, only to be interrupted by hansol loudly munching on chips while leaning against the doorframe. you raise an eyebrow at him, and all he says is, “watching seungkwan be delusional is my favorite hobby.”

“i’m not being delusional!” seungkwan argues. “my methods are tried and tested.”

“yeah, right,” you snicker. “who exactly has tested your methods?”

“i have!” seungkwan says with pride. “the love potion is real. ask hansol.”

“hey man, don’t turn this on me,” hansol raises his arms in defense. “i haven’t been given any potion.”

“remember that one week when you begged me to bake you cookies every day?” seungkwan hums. “what do you think was in those?”

“no way,” hansol’s eyes are wide with surprise. “i just thought your grandmother passed down some killer cookie recipe.”

“she did,” seungkwan nods, facing you. “that’s where i got my love potion recipe from. does it sound legit enough?”

“not even close,” you shake your head. “but i’m desperate, so teach me.”

“i’ll be glad to,” seungkwan chirps, and you momentarily think to yourself, what have i gotten myself into?

—

“hey, y/n! good morning!” the familiar voice makes you whip your head back, butterflies going crazy in your stomach as mingyu walks up to you. he looks effortlessly handsome in a simple hoodie and jeans as he comes to a stop next to your locker, canines peeking through when he smiles.

“how was your weekend?” he asks, and you pray to every divine presence watching that you aren’t a blushing mess.

“oh, it was fine,” you reply. “just trying out new things.”

“like what?” mingyu asks, and somehow, the ever-present twinkle in his eye seems even brighter. you wrack your brain to come up with any answer that won’t give away exactly what you’ve been doing over the weekend.

“a new recipe,” you finally reply. “you know, the tiktok recipes are becoming too interesting not to try.”

“but i thought you said you were terrible at cooking?” mingyu’s eyebrows furrow, and you mentally kick yourself for your flimsy lie. making seungkwan’s love potion-infused cookies hadn’t been easy, given your lack of basic cooking skills, but you had managed to scrape together a batch of cookies that were edible, not burnt, and baked all the way through.

“i had some help,” you smile. hoping that you sounded convincing enough.

“so, what’d you make?” mingyu asks, and you nearly sigh with relief. you had been thinking of ways to bring up the cookies in conversation, but thankfully, mingyu did all the work himself.

“i made some cookies,” you reply, and mingyu’s eyes light up.

“please tell me they’re choco chip,” he gasps, squealing when you nod in confirmation.

“would you wanna…. try them?” you offer hesitantly, not knowing just how much you could ask of mingyu before he got suspicious. fortunately for you, mingyu was like a giant dog whose tail starts wagging the instant he hears anything about food.

“yes! i’d love to try some,” he nods eagerly, and you couldn’t be any quicker in pulling out the box of cookies from your bag. mingyu watches closely as you open the lid, the smell of warm, fresh cookies filling the air. he doesn’t hesitate to reach into the box and grab a cookie, immediately taking a huge bite out of it.

you watch with bated breath as mingyu chews on the cookie, humming with satisfaction as his eyebrows scrunch together.

“y/n, these are heavenly,” mingyu groans. “do you mind if i take another one?”

you remember seungkwan’s instructions from earlier that week. the more cookies he eats, the stronger the effect of the potion is.

“of course! take as many as you want,” you grin, holding the box out for mingyu. he takes the box from your hands and reaches in for another one. you only watch (with heart-eyes) as mingyu finishes three cookies within five minutes.

“these are seriously so good,” mingyu sighs, closing the lid on the box. “do you think i could take the rest of these home?”

seungkwan’s voice speaks up from a corner of your brain. ‘the potion will work in your favor only if you are the first person mingyu sees after eating the cookies. you can’t let him have it anywhere else, or he’ll be in love with someone else.’

“no!” you reply, wincing at how loud your voice sounded. “i mean, i was saving some for myself too….”

you hate how quickly mingyu’s smile fades, shoulders drooping instantly as he hands the box back to you. “i see,” he says, looking dejected. “you can have these back.”

“i could make you some more!” you offer, trying to bring back the smile you loved seeing. “you can come over this weekend, and i can make you some more cookies, if you’d like.”

“really?” mingyu asks. “i won’t be too much of a bother?”

“you’re never a bother to me,” you say, and you hope that mingyu can tell that you really meant the words.

“awesome! i’ll see you on saturday,” mingyu grins. “i have to get to class now, but text me what time works for you, yeah?”

you frown. seungkwan had mentioned that the potion takes a couple of minutes to work, but mingyu’s behaviour was still normal.

“sure! but, uh, do you have anything you want to tell me?” you question, wringing your hands together with nervousness. mingyu stays silent for a while, his eyes locked onto yours, and for a second, you think that the potion really has worked, but the only answer that leaves his lips is: “great cookies! you’ve underestimated your cooking skills.”

as mingyu walks away to get to his class, it’s your turn to feel dejected as you think, why on earth did the cookies not work?

—

“something probably went wrong in the baking process,” seungkwan assures you over the phone, later that week, two hours before mingyu was scheduled to come over to your apartment.

“you told me your recipe was easy! what could’ve gone wrong?” you throw your hands up, frustrated.

“maybe ask yourself that,” seungkwan rolls his eyes. “my recipe is perfect, maybe consider that you did something wrong?”

you sigh. you did end up doing something wrong with five batches of cookies before the last batch had turned out good, so it wasn’t too unbelievable of a proposition.

“fine, then at least tell me what i should do now,” you plead. “this is probably my last chance to make this work, and i can’t screw it up.”

“don’t worry, i’ve got you,” seungkwan comforts you. “get the ingredients ready, i’ll guide you through every step.”

an hour later, the cookies were baking away in the oven as seungkwan busied himself with doing karaoke in his room, and you cleaned up the kitchen. the bottles of ‘magical’ ingredients seungkwan had given you, labelled unicorn vanilla essence, fairy chocolate chips, and pixie cocoa powder, were now empty, so you sweep them into the trash. the names did sound a little sketchy, but you’d rather stay silent than question seungkwan’s credibility.

“are you sure it’s gonna work this time?” you ask seungkwan, and he shoots you a glare before moving to pause his music.

“y/n, there’s absolutely nothing that could go wrong,” seungkwan says. “i guided you through the entire thing. now, just trust the process and let the magic do its thing.”

“okay, got it,” you nod. just then, the oven timer rings, and you hurry to grab your mittens to take the tray out of the oven. you carry the tray over to the cooling rack on your kitchen counter, the smell of cookies wafting through your apartment, when your doorbell rings.

“wait here, kwan, i’ll go check who’s at the door,” you tell your friend before hanging up and heading over to the front door, mittens still on your hands. you open the door, and then your jaw drops.

“mingyu?”

“hi!” mingyu chirps. he looks good; good enough to make your brain short-circuit when he smiles at you. you’re so caught up in your thoughts that it takes you a while to realize that he’s also holding out a bouquet of flowers for you.

“you didn’t have to—”

“i wanted to,” mingyu cuts you off. “you’re making me cookies, and i felt bad for showing up empty-handed, so i got you these flowers. you said you liked tulips, right?”

you blush instantly, smiling bashfully as you take the bouquet of tulips from mingyu. “i love them, thank you. please, come in.”

mingyu trails behind you as you lead him into the apartment. you mentally kick yourself when you see a blanket strewn haphazardly over the couch, immediately going over to fold it to make your living room look more presentable. “excuse the mess, i wasn’t expecting you for…. another hour.”

it’s mingyu’s turn to look flustered as he scratches the back of his neck. “i’m sorry for showing up this early— i was excited to meet you.” when he sees your eyes go wide at his words, he quickly adds on, “and the cookies. i was really excited to meet the cookies and eat you! oh. i mean—“

“it’s alright!” you cut him off, saving him the awkwardness. “why don’t you take a seat? i’ll bring the cookies out.”

mingyu merely nods, his cheeks just as red as you imagine yours to be.

he’s probably just embarrassed, because there’s no way he likes me. the love potion didn’t even work on him! you grapple with your reasoning for some more time before settling on a version that made sense. a version that, unfortunately, didn’t involve mingyu feeling the same way you did.

ignoring the urge to cry, you head into the kitchen to pile the fresh cookies onto a plate. while you’re focused on arranging them in a pretty way, you fail to realize when mingyu enters the kitchen.

“they smell so good,” mingyu says, right next to your ear, and you can’t help but startle. mingyu smiles sheepishly, moving away from you to keep a comfortable distance between both of you.

“sorry, i keep surprising you,” mingyu apologises. “i only came into the kitchen to see if you needed any help.”

“don’t worry, you’re good,” you assure him quickly. you don’t even care about the sudden jumpscares mingyu has been giving you, not when the excitement and nervousness rising from your love potion-cookies overwhelms every other feeling.

not being able to hold back any longer, you grab the plate of cookies from the counter and slide them over to mingyu. “you can make it up to me by having these cookies.”

mingyu’s smile becomes even brighter, something you never thought was possible, as he reaches for a cookie. he doesn’t even hesitate to bite into it, and for a moment, you feel guilty for feeding him a potion without his knowledge.

“they’re even better today!” mingyu’s gasp of contentment interrupts your thoughts. “they’re fresh, warm, and the perfect amount of chewy,” he continues, raving on and on about how the ‘sea salt enhances the chocolate perfectly’ like some cookie connoisseur.

on a normal day, your chest would be swelling with pride at how mingyu, a die-hard foodie, complimented your food, but you had the love potion to worry about.

impatient and curious, you make your first mistake by blurting out: “is it working?”

at the confused expression mingyu shoots you, you can only bite your tongue at the wrong choice of words.

and then, your second mistake:

“i meant, i—uh, used some new ingredients for these cookies,” you quickly add to cover up your lie. “i just wanted to check if they were able to—”

“—make the love potion you put in these cookies?” mingyu raises an eyebrow, and your jaw drops. your heart is soon to follow when you see mingyu’s smile morph into something upset and betrayed.

“how did—how did you know?” you ask, wringing your hands together.

“y/n, there’s literally an instruction booklet in front of you that says, ‘love potion-cookies,’” mingyu sighs. “it’s pretty obvious.”

horrified, you stare at the recipe laid out in front of you. there was no way you could save yourself now. so, you decide to own up to your actions.

“mingyu, look—”

“i knew your plan,” mingyu stops you. “i knew it the day you first gave me the cookies.”

“h-how?”

“people have used it on me many times,” mingyu admits, sounding annoyed. “what sucked was that i used to fall ‘in love’ with them momentarily. even though it’d wear off in a few hours, it wasn’t the best feeling.”

“but how could you tell that—that my cookies had the potion?” you ask him, wondering why on earth mingyu would agree to eat cookies laced with potential magic ingredients.

“i’ll be honest, seungkwan’s recipe is a bit different, so i couldn’t tell at first. i only recognized the flavor of unicorn vanilla essence after the second cookie, and i knew.” mingyu reveals.

“but why didn’t it work on you?” you’re more frustrated than confused. if you did everything right both times, why hadn’t it worked on mingyu? “is it really so impossible for us to be together that not even borderline witchcraft can help me?”

“y/n—”

“this was my last resort, because i was so tired of pining after you for months and still being seen as a friend by you—”

“listen to me—”

“maybe i was never destined to even find love, because whose luck is this bad—” this time your rant is cut off by mingyu’s hands cupping your face and his lips meeting yours.

for approximately three seconds, your body freezes. you wish you could move, kiss him back, do something, but you can’t be blamed for taking a few extra seconds to process that you’re being kissed by someone you’ve liked for almost two years.

when your brain finally starts working again, you lean in closer to mingyu, placing your hands on his shoulders for some leverage as you balance on your toes to kiss him back properly.

mingyu is the first to pull away, and he even leaves a soft peck on the tip of your nose. his hands move from your face to your waist, and you allow yourself to be hugged close to him.

“the potion doesn’t work on me because i already like you back,” mingyu explains, and a heavy weight lifts off your chest. “i was too scared to confess to you, so i was kinda glad that you tried to make some move.”

“wait, so— how long have you felt this way?” you question, feeling like an idiot who can’t stop smiling.

“ever since we got paired up in the cooking contest at the college fair,” mingyu chuckles, and your eyes widen at that memory.

“oh god. that’s so embarrassing,” you complain, leaning forward to rest your head on mingyu’s chest and hide your face from him.

“hey, seeing you cry before you got to cutting the onions was hilarious!” mingyu adds on in a teasing tone, and you playfully punch his arm.

“it stung my eyes real bad! you had to be there to know,” you defend yourself, to which mingyu replies, “i was there. it really wasn’t that bad.”

“are you trying to get me to lose feelings for you right after i confessed?” you pout, and mingyu simply laughs before pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“okay, let’s never bring that day up again,” he says, and you nod in agreement.

“do you think you could make me some more cookies, though? like, at least once a week.”

“are you insane? i’m never going near an oven ever again. you are the chef in this relationship.”

“it was worth a try, i guess.”

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[sourle]

https://www.tumblr.com/sourle/782612631264673792/falls-through-the-roof-you-know-i-just-wanna?source=share

Oof- now that I think about it- if I was in a situation like that with the Reader like that- honestly.... Smash-

OKAY BUT FR NOW- like just imagine the Reader but with different survivors now- uggfhhh- i love situations like that cus it has so much drama but also shows what and how different survivors would and could react if they were put into a situation like THAT with the reader-

(Lucky taph-)

(btw, you don't have to do this request if you don't want to, and if you want to, take your time 😌👍)

Spaces

Get yo nasty azz on!

WARNINGS: a bit suggestive, i think? Just the cast getting mushed between your chest

Note:

Ohohohoho

Rubs my hands together*

Noob

Oh they are full on FLUSTERED

This non-binary would not survive one second vro🙏

After it they would be a stuttering mess

They can't look at you, not the same way at least

Gosh they wonder if they would be able to be trapped like that with you again

WHAT WHO THOUGHT THAT

They're crumbling and would be spotted staring at you chest RESPECTFULLY

Elliot

Oh he does not expect it at ALL

He's blushing, confused, flustered, all mixing emotions, no negative ones.

He'll quickly get out the tight space and breath heavily to either control himself or he's been holding his breath while squeezed between your chest

Oh he will definitely STARE with Noob, RESPECTFULLY

Bro still hates you but damn he can't deny LMAO

Shedletsky

WOAH WOAH WHAT

Oh he's both embarrassed and flustered

Both due to getting mushed between your chest

He pulled back before saying 'fuck it' in his mind and rest his face between it

Bro succumb

Maybe from that one interaction alone he's questioning if he truly hates you lol

Builderman

Being the shortest has it perks huh?

He's full on embarrassed about it

He can't think, he malfunction

He refused, in denial, that he enjoyed it

Will push you away the moment his face gets between those chests like you're full of germs

Dusekkar

Why is his fire burning hotter?

He's embarrassed and flustered, yet he just floats higher to be face to face with you

He's not dealing with it, nor does he want to think about it

He does think about it after like what if he didn't float up

Two time

They're just standing still

Not moving

Fella is smiling, either giddily or just from flustering

They does not mind at all

They actually enjoys it and would sniff

You quickly throw them out of the hiding spot

Chance

He doesn't know if he's lucky or unlucky

But if they're told to make a bet, he's lucky

WHY IS HE NUZZLING FORWARD BRO YOU FREAK

They don't mind and will not move even after the killer is gone

It's up to you if you wanna push him off or not

But if you do they will look like a kicked puppy

Guest 1337

Will pull back instantly out of respect

Bro is not staying, he will go out and fight with the killer from sheer embarrassment alone

Safe to say he did think about it once afterwards

007n7

Oh like Noob, he's full on FLUSTERED

He short circuits, he doesn't know if he should pull away or not

He's a stuttering mess, apologizing a lot

He expressed that he's embarrassed but gosh does he want it inside

Note: I've done Taph before, so i won't do him here

[kindaasrikal]

No one even asked but. So uh. If you fully saturate the monstrosity trailer it's all red. I'm actually so serious why is lego cooking so hard

I really didn't mean to notice it. Just after rewatching it the hundredth time I kinda. Yknow. Thought you might like it. Since. Over analyzing makes the brain worms dance

Oh my God.

OH MY GOD??

You know my dumbass before this was thinking to myself when i first watched the trailer “hey…the greys look awfully….red tinted…. Nah I’m looking too much into it.” I WASN’T LOOKING TOO MUCH INTO IT??

Okay so the animation in Monstrosity is similar to one of the golden legend episodes, and i messed with the saturation on there and

PURPLE

It’s all PURPLE. Whats important is that this episode is about the lost ninja and hoping they return, all in the perspective of a man no one knows the identity of (at least i think). No one actually knows the story behind this episode other than now the speculations thats its connected to dr and possibly mainly Kai as his mini series has the same animation style.

Purple has a significant role in the show similarly to green or gold. Its used more to represent evil or corruption in characters, as well as destruction. They might be using a more purple tinted grey to represent the destruction ninjago and the realms itself had went through.

But whats also important is that purple is created off of two other colours, red and blue. The second episode of golden legends includes Kai and Nya. Funny enough how the last episode of golden legends also has Jay and Zane, Jay whose outfit is blue and Zane whose outfit and element is often connected to a light blue. That may or may not have been done of purpose though.

I think it’s important we also consider the fact that in season 3 of dr they also put a lot of attention on Kai and Nya’s relationship as siblings, making it a lot more prominent.

This could also be a sign of the oni and their return for all we know.

Like it? Bro i love this i love this SO much your making my brain shake so much im gonna lose it

[peanutheaddd]

so for the dusk au, do you think greg and petey would start fighting again? like joining a martial arts class or something, and they spar as a way to destress and get close to each other again? i was going through your info dump post and saw that you said they used to actually fight in high school and i thought it'd be funny if they did.

also unrelated but still about the dusk au. why is Petey so avoidant of love? like was there something specific that made him so self depreciative? i know you made his dad to be super negligent in this au, but still youd think he'd latch on to the love Greg gave him when they were in school instead of recoiling away.

GRIN!!!!! that WOULD be so funny and i fucking love the "characters who always physically fight have a positive relationship" trope (one of my faves of all time) but i think realistically they wouldnt 💔💔

a lot of their physical tussling as kids was bc they had a Lot of pent up aggression and they were still young . i think theyve mellowed out a Lot since then . 5 years of fatherhood has changed petey LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 .

also absence makes the heart grow fonder smth smth . like dms been yearning for so long that idt he has it in his heart anymore to tussle with petey . like in all those years they didint talk the last thing he wanted to do was to fight w him again . i think theyd still pull pranks on each other tho LMFAOOOO they need that enrichment

as for why petey is avoidant of love its bc he hates himself 😂😂😂😂 and thats a product of childhood emotional neglect and being rejected by his peers as a kid . nothing happened in specific its just. childhood emotional neglect has crazy long lasting effects bro.

and as for why he didnt latch on to dms love . okay so like. lemme get into his psyche here heh rubbing my hands neurodivergently

dusk petey hates himself as a Person. thats why he puts all his value as a person onto his academic achievements. thats why hes okay with being praised for being smart . bc its true. and in his mind its the only thing hes worth . if you take away the intelligence hes nothing essentially. so thats why hes egotistical in this aspect

but again he hates himself as a person so badly that if anyone claims to like him for . him. he just straight up doesnt believe them . imposter syndrome basically. like "sure this person might like me now but if they find out more about me theyre gonna realize that im nothing special and theyll leave me." and USUALLY he doesnt care bc hes like whatever i dont need friends .

BUT this changes if he actually Likes the person who is saying that they like him. he likes dm So So So much . the thought of dm finding out that hes nothing special and leaving him Kills him because he cares So badly. its terrifying . he was mostly able to maintain such a long relationship w dm BECAUSE they kept pretending to hate each other. when dm confessed to him it completely shattered that illusion . so hes like "Oh. he likes me. but hes going to leave me eventually." and hed rather never experience his love at all rather than experience it briefly and have it ripped away from him . in his mind those are the only two options for him because he thinks of himself as completely unlovable .

so he has to make sure that dm never shows him any love bc he cant afford to get used to it . he Knows that once he gets a taste of that love hes gonna actually wanna kill himself once its taken away from him bc he likes dm So bad . so he completely self sabotages and pulls away so that he can take control over the situation. its just this whole fucked up mental illness cocktail essentially LMFAO

[manyfandomfanatic]

To the SEVERAL people who tagged me:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

/pos

Ahem.

Yap time!

The bottom up because ✨reasons✨

9-Sky, I'm sorry! I love him... I do! But for reasons like the fact he has practically NOTHING in canon, I have to rank him as the bottom. Sky/Sun and Sky angst are WONDERFULLLLL, though!

8-Time, my bro! He, again, I love! But the others rank higher! The MM and time travel angst and MALON put him above Sky, though.

7-This one is hard, but I'm going with Warriors. I LOVE HIM. REALLY. Like the ED headcanon? Yes! But I don't have ENOUGH love for him to put him above anyone else.

6-Okay. 6, 5, and 4 are PRACTICALLY a tie. But, Four ranks the bottom. WHICH IS HORRIBLE BUT SORRY! If it was Vio and Shadow, second or, honestly, first, no question. The manga is awesome, too! But, with Four's little LU canon material, I can't rank him higher!

5-MY BOY, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND! LEGEND! He's 5th. If you asked me a month or four ago, he'd be the top, for sure. But he has SO MUCH CONTENT. Nothing against his character. I love him and the ANGST. But it's kind of tiring, you know?

4-Hyrule!!! 😁😁! My fairy boyyyy!!! To start, he is my BLORBO, and I LOVE HIM! He is sweet and smart and underappreciated and angst and traumatized and TASTY! Also, he gets nostalgia points because his games were my first ones:)

3-WILDDDDDD!! Y'know how I complained about 'too much content'? OUT THE WINDOW, IT'S WILD! Maybe it's hypocritical. But I have one reason: He reminds me of ✨MYSELF✨😁😁!! The chaos! The not knowi g how to socially interact with people! The stuffing! *cough* trauma *cough* I love him!

2-MY SOUTHERN BOY TWILIGHT! He is my angst blorbo. A punching bag, if you will. Like... The Hero's Shade, his secrets, MIDNA AND THE MIRROR! C'mon. Also, his character (and game) is just plain AWESOME!

1-SHOCKINGLY, it's my guy, my bestie, WIND!!!!! For similar reasons to Wild, but more aggressively. HE'S LIKE ME! Besides, don't you think WIND, of ALL PEOPLE (or Hylians) would TYPE in ALL CAPS?! (Not that it's BAD thing- ALL CAPS is FUN!) Yeah, I THOUGHT SO! WIND is AWESOME!

Tags! :D

@fithesworddweller @labyrinthdancer @i-love-zelda-16 @crimson-cur001 and anyone who wants to join!

Gonna try and start a tag game, so let's go!

We've all got our favorite Links, but I wanna know how ALL the LU Links rank for you.

I'll start! And just to note, I've only played Sky, Wild, and Twilight's games so far.

1. Sky- My favorite Link, though his game is my second favorite

2. Wild- Second favorite Link, but his games are my favorite

3. Warriors- Haven't played his games, but @crazylittlejester has made him one of my top three

4. Time- Gives big Dad vibes, he's just trying to keep his children out of trouble

5. Twilight- Absolutely the big brother

6. Legend- Not as bitter as I often see him portrayed. He's just a (older) kid whose been through a lot

7. Hyrule- Played his games a LONG time ago, never made it past the first dungeon. I don't really have much to say about him though

8. Wind- Cute kid, I like him but don't have much to day about him either

9. Four- I unfortunately don't know anything about him beyond LU, sorry Four!

Tagging:

@skyloftian-nutcase @crazylittlejester @skyward-floored @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons and anyone else is welcome to join as well!

[whore-ibly-hot]

Hello! i hope you’re having a wonderful day. i’ve been a fan of your fics for a while especially the Yandere boarding school. You’re writing is always so good and i love your characters sooo much, normally i don’t do oc content but yours is so so good.

I was wondering what the yandere birding schools faculty favorite positions and/or kinks are if that isn’t too much to ask. Thank you so much and i hope you’re having a wonderful day!

Working through older requests for pre-eltingville rn, so I thought this one was perfect!

Mr. Critch- Missionary, for sure. He's a simple man, he wants to come home and have a quiet dinner, then indulge in you that night, the sight of you under him, accepting him. He relishes in the feel of your submission, if you'd just done this sooner he tells you he would have been much less strict. This isn't entirely true, but it's a nice thought.

Before he gets you into a committed relationship, he'd prefer refraining from full on intercourse, but he gets plenty aroused administering a firm smack to your rear, with or without a ruler for discipline, or seeing you under his desk, cleaning the floor like he'd instructed. After, he'll get you cleaned up, and probably dressed in some old, scrooge looking night clothes, before brewing some tea and staying up late, grading or reading. He ensures his desk light is low, allowing him to work while keeping an eye on you, but not disturbing your slumber.

Coach Koslov- He's an athlete, first and foremost, even in his old age. Now, while he may not be in his prime, you are. He wants prone bone, or something that makes you stretch, legs practically behind your head while he pounds into you, or even sex that requires standing up. He'd take you wherever he could, legs around his hips in his office, or against the locker room counter. Either way, it's sure to be a rigorous session.

He keeps it amorous, though. He finds praise to be important in all things, even during sex. He'll whisper all sorts of sweet affirmations in your ear, relishing in the way you preen. If he thinks you're being overstimulated or worked too hard, he'll take up the brunt of the work, whether it being holding you up or lowering your legs a bit and angling himself. His favorite part isn't the sex, honestly, it's the passionate shared shower he has you take after. He can touch and cradle you, and you do the same in return. That's the difference, he doesn't have a post workout high, a rush of competitive adrenaline, he's just comfortable with you, his love.

Mr. Burton- Bro is a FREAK. He's got art books of erotic photography and paintings, which he keeps as coffee table books. To be fair, he doesn't have anyone over but folks from his artist days and you. He wants to try every position you can think of. Despite how refined he is, he definetly has one of those dumb 'position a day' books, and the kama sutra.

He's also (as we can tell) into watching. Let him paint you teasing yourself, watching how you squirm and ask him if you can finish yet. He won't let you, painting takes time, but he's suffering too, cock aching in his boxers behind the canvas and Easel. One of his favorites is sixty-nine, something about balance.

After the fact, he's kind of... goofy? More light hearted than you usually see him. He'll playfully smack your ass and tell you to 'hit the showers' before cringing that he sounds like some jock. He'll make a meal for the pair of you, he doesn't cook fancy for himself, but he's got guests! When you come out, he'll put on some shittt TV comedy and flip through cable. He'd never watch 'mass media trash' usually, but right now he's lost in the laid back domesticity of the moment. He feels like he doesnt have to be a great artist, a critic, and a man of culture in this moment. He can be Mr. Burton, with you in tow.

Mr. Koffman- Also a missionary fan, he's too shy to try initiating anything else. But he likes any position that let's him be close to you. He's also a fan of mutual masturbation, it's even more intimate than touching eachother in his eyes, it's such a private thing.

I've also mentioned he's got a bit of a breeding kink, he wants a pretty little family with you, and he's eager to get you away from the others at this academy and knocked up quick. In truth, he doesn't dislike them, he actually feels they are more right for you, popular and young, with their lives ahead of them. He feels selfish but he can't let you go, and surely you wouldn't leave if he knocked you up? So everytime you have sex, he insists he'll provide condoms, keeping spares in his loft and library desk, after all, he couldn't be sure the ones you bought had holes in them, not like his.

Mr. Murphy- Breeding kink, doggy, and restraints. Simple as that. The restraints is all a part of his ego, he's pretty proud of his orienteering skills, and he's eager to show off his knot tying skills. He'll admit though, tying pretty velvet and ribbon is a lot different than clunky rope. He's had to cut you out a few times. As far as doggy, he likes how animalistic it feels. Pure, practical, and in his words 'doing it like dogs in heat' is the best kind of sex. Besides, gets him deeper than missionary, and he's got a major thing for breeding.

He wants to see you pregnant almost as much as actual kids. You'd look so pretty all swollen up, and if you can't get pregnant, he's sure as he'll gonna try anyways. He also sees it as a claim of ownership, not insecure about the boys at the academy but well aware the nature of your relationship is odd. Surely if he gets you knocked up, then your father will want you swept up to the altar, and he can get his family plan on.

He gets dead tired after sex, he can barely keep his eyes open. He'll clean you up, and himself, but as much as he wants to get you water or food, he can't. He'll pass out, snoring like a bear with you pressed to his hairy chest, holding you close. It's in the morning he realizes how great that all was, whipping up some breakfast in bed and some painkillers for your sleepy form.

[sylviestarlightwrites]

My girl

@frankies-girl requested… “i love frank sorry💔💔💔 maybe something to do with… frank and the reader were unlikely acquaintances (she takes care of his wounds, or he’s their bodyguard, something along those lines). reader meets some guy at a bar or something and frank becomes ridiculously jealous of them.

cw: men are creeps all the time forever, you can feel the pining through the screen bro, language

a/n: First of all, never apologize for who you are beautiful I’ve got you covered. And then for everyone else I really recommend you read The Nurse and the Punisher before this, they’re a little tied together.

word count: (637)

You were just the girl who patched up Frank after a rough night of being the Punisher. No more. No less.

One kiss was all it took for his protective instincts to go into overdrive.

He wants nothing more than to make sure that his little personal nurse is safe. Being the Punisher puts a target on his back since he isn’t exactly operating a legal job, but that puts a target on you, who so kindly takes care of him, too. You kissed him once and he’d do anything to make sure that target stays far far away from you and all on him. But there’s only so much he can do, he can guard you from the consequences of being an ally to the Punisher, but he can’t shield you from everything forever.

He was at a bar, not quite drinking away his troubles - he never got that drunk - but just dulling the pain of a night as the Punisher. The guy got a few good hits in before Frank blew his brains out. And to his pleasant surprise, you were sitting there across the bar, running your finger around the rim of your glass. You looked particularly exhausted, probably a rough day at the hospital, probably here for the same reason Frank was. To drown it out the best you could without getting wasted.

He was trying his hardest not to be a creep, but he found himself staring. He hadn’t seen you wear something other than your scrubs given that you usually saw him right after work. It was nice to see you in your own clothes. To Frank’s dismay, a man approached you, leaning against the bar counter. Frank could feel something bubbling up in his chest. An attractive young man, talking to you? God what was this…?

Jealousy.

Pure unbridled jealously.

“Can I offer you a drink, sweetheart?” The guy said, his New York accent coming out thick.

“No thank you,” you reply, trying to scoot away without being obvious.

“Oh come on, don’t be like that,” he said, getting a little too close. Frank was already on his feet. “Any drink you want, my treat.”

“I already told you, no,” you say, a little exasperated now.

“And I’m not buying it-“ he didn’t get a chance to get through a full sentence before Frank had him shut up. Just by setting a hand on his shoulder. And you’re eyeing him like he’s your savior.

“She already told you no, jackass,” Frank says harshly. He’s bigger than this guy by a bit, any smart individual would be packing right now. The guy just shoves his hands in his pockets, rolls his eyes and walks away. Jealous or not, Frank wouldn’t just sit by and let you get harassed. “Want me to walk you home doll?” You nod without another thought, grabbing your bag as he pays the bartender for his drink and you two get out of there.

The walk was quiet, not much needed to be said. Until you were outside your apartment and you just had to speak up.

“Did you tell that guy off because he was nothing me or just because you were jealous?” you ask, somewhere between teasing and genuinely wanting to know his thought process. Frank showing his hands into his pockets, his thumbs sticking out.

“Why can’t it be both?” He replies, keeping the same level of half joking with you. It was truly a bit of both for him. You laugh softly at the answers, looking at the ground then back up at him.

“Good night, Frank,” you say softly. You lean in and press a kiss to his cheek, before disappearing into the apartment building you live in. And he’s watching and he’s sure now that he’s absolutely bagged you.

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hey!! may i please request a dbbq froggy x reader romantic/fluff fic/hc piece? ive seen two others but love seeing everyones take on him.

we NEED more froggy fiction my guy is LACKING i am starved!!

no rush, and if you dont feel up to writing him for any reason, thats fine! i hope youre having a good day/night

”Get back to work!”

Froggy x Reader

Author’s Note: Froggy is a funny fella ain’t he? One of my favourites, I wish I had bros frog outfit, also he might be a bit OOC i apologise for that

Pairing: Romantic

Type: Headcanons and Fanfic

Warnings: None!

Froggy is proud to have you by your side

You first met Froggy through Ena when she convinced you to take this job since you were unemployed

It was a rough start but was worth at the end

You and Froggy work alongside together, so you two can grow an even stronger bond together

”These people can be very restless it’s frustrating! But their lucky enough to even have me and you by their side right Y/N?”

”Yeah sure”

Whenever the days over you two would go on dates, somewhere nice, or somehow in this wacky world

Whenever cuddling hours is in the works, he’s usually the bigger spoon with you guys either having you between his legs and arms or just in the couch hugging against each other and dozing off

Ena is you’re guys number one supporter

”My my! Why isn’t this such a lovely scenery, never thought that something like this would happen between you two?”

”Eh!? Stop poking around and get back to work Ena!”

I don’t see Froggy being into PDA, especially at work, so the closest thing you’ll get is holding hands with him

But inside in your guys house, hands everywhere, with consent!

He usually makes dinner and breakfast if you aren’t up early, I think he wakes up early just to get ready for work

Best cook ever

You guys switch topics really fast at home about anything really

”But seriously, I don’t think that should’ve happened anyways it could’ve gotten them in serious trouble and bad image” You said

”Yeah unlucky for them, I remember this one time I saw an pentagon helicopter” Froggy mentioned

Whenever you and Froggy have to work separately, Froggy would call you every hour just to make sure your okay

”Y/N! Are you okay? Do you need any help?”

”Froggy you said the exact same question one hour ago”

You two drink together whenever you guys are feeling down

Overall, Froggy is a funny lad and he loves to share his experiences with you because he loves you

it was you, and Froggy’s day off today, you two were just lounging about in your guys house, with Froggy bringing in some drinks

“Want some?” Froggy asked as he handed some to you

“Awh, thanks Froggy” You thanked him

“No problem” He said

You two clinked your cup of glass together and drink your drinks, you had an idea pop in your head as you settles the cup of glass on the coffee table and decided to put some music on, Michael Jackson

“Eh? What are you doing?” Froggy asked

“Putting on some music, wanna dance?” You asked as you started to walk up to him to pull him up

“Uh… I’m not much of a dancer that’s more of Ena’s style” Froggy shrugged, nervously

“Oh don’t worry! I won’t judge” You reassured hum

You two then started dancing to Michael Jackson, as the song kept progressing you can see Froggy have genuine fun and decided to take your hand and start dancing with each other, twirling and spinning around, laughter all around by your guys voices

“Froggy you’re a natural!” You laughed

“Heh! Guess that’s just my specialty huh?” Froggy grinned

With another few twirls you and Froggy laughed and kept dancing along the way, keep putting on more music and dancing along to rhythm, you didn’t care but just happy that it’s just you and Froggy

After all that, you two decide to read a book together cuddling each other with you between his grasp and him holding you and having his head on the top of your head

“This is nice… we should do this more often, wouldn’t you agree?” Froggy said looking down at you

“Of course, you didn’t even have to ask” You smiles as you looked up at him

You gave him a kiss to which it caught him off guard but just laughed and kissed you back and continued reading the book, this was heaven

Author’s Note: Hope this is good! Thanks for the request!

[yokumirumerafan]

Hiya can you pls do mha x reader with a useless quirk Ty and have a great day!

Hello guys! I’m back (finally)

I thought it over a million times and decided not to delete my old posts but stop using AI for my new ones as well (not even grammar fixing)

I just figured that it’s actually super fake to do that and any writing has to be real and have feelings in it. AI is a useful thing but it can’t and will never replace real human work. Thanks a lot to the people who supported me during this… Writer's block? And I appreciate the fact that I didn’t get hated on (surprisingly)

As you figured my work will be less frequent now since I will actually write out each character’s reactions by hand 

Although I’ll try to make it 1 post per day

Requests are ALWAYS open, but I can’t only do them so sometimes I might post random shit headcanons

Also I’m thinking of starting a long fic of one of MHA or DS characters x fem!reader (I’ll most likely make a survey abt that), and you can as well give me ideas on any plot you’d want to see in it

That’s about it for now! Here’s your request, Anon! (No AI used, promise!)

MHA (Boys & Girls) x Reader with useless quirk

Pro Heroes

Aizawa

He’s that type of person to not give a damn

Like I feel, that whether your quirk is useful and you’re a pro hero, or your quirk is absolute shit and you can barely even call it a quirk, for him it won’t matter since he looks more into personality  rather than power and looks

He would most likely not even mention it in any conversations

And definitely defend you if anyone DARES to open their nasty mouth to make some quirky comment about you

He’d as well protect you (since he’s a pro hero duh)

And if you’re insecure he’d either bring out the most ABSURD quirks he’d seen throughout his work

Or tell you shit like “If you’d be a pro hero you’d die anyway, I’d rather you have a shit quirk and stay safe”

Present Mic

Oh this one is such a hyped up mf

Like he would find ANY positive sides of you having a shit quirk or your quirk in general

Like it’s to the point you start questioning if your quirk is actually AS bad as you think it is

He would definitely make you use it in everyday life

Like for example if it’s lifting simple objects with your hands without touching the object (even if i can’t be any further than INCH) he’d make you use it

Or of it’s creating idk glass outta your tears (yeah I got creative), he would make you learn how to put all that glass together and when you cry you’d together make glass cups and stuff like that (bro would probably write the reasons you cry on these cups, and literally have a separate cupboard of “Y/N’s tears”)

Hawks

As long as I love this guy so much…

He’d tease you about it

Not like in TOO offensive way

But he’d definitely bring up how “he’s the protector of the family”

Or if you’re in a heated argument… Good luck with hearing how useless you are (ik toxic but I see it this way)

Although he apologizes ALWAYS

Reassurance? What’s that!? 

He’d find it hilarious if your quirk is useless because he gets to show off his strength

Mirko

This woman is all about training and power

So she will MAKE you strong no matter what quirk you have

She’ll make you train with her and use her as a target (since she knows for a fact you can’t harm her even the slightest)

But if for some reason you don’t want to or anything

She'll accept it

But expect a little teasing from her same as hawks about how “She carries the family”

Midnight

(she’s so freaking fine ahhhh-)

Honestly I feel like she’s mostly like Aizawa

And she won’t even ask if you wanna train with her unless you ask her

She’ll be very reassuring but honest to god with HER I don’t think the word “insecure” is in your vocabulary

Like she makes you feel like a queen of this world

She wouldn’t tease you but I think if you yourself say that you don’t care what people think about your quirk she might drop dumb jokes

Although they wouldn’t be offensive in any way, just lighthearted jokes

Students 1-A

Izuku

Oh this sweetheart will literally learn everything about your quirk

As I said once before and I say it again he WILL have a notebook dedicated just for you

He might not talk back to Bakugo about HIS quirk, but if Bakugou makes a snarky remark about you? He’s done for it

Like… Even Aizawa didn’t know Izuku could stand up for anyone

For some reason I feel like Izuku would compare your strength to his and not in a “OMG LMAO YOU’RE SO WEAK”-way but in “OMG WE HAVE SOMETHING SIMILAR!”

He will as well reassure you A LOT

And will bring up times when he was quirkless

(Honestly he’s probably the only one out of all who will actually truly understand you)

Bakugo

OK let’s not be delusional!

THIS man will make fun of you

Tease the absolute shit out of you

Make stupid jokes and remarks

He’ll be SO annoying

But GOD FORBID anyone else make a single comment about you

“Oops another one ended up in the hospital”

Shoto

Aw he’d be such a sweetie

Definitely will understand you maybe not as much as Izuku tho

But will always comfort you if someone said anything towards you

Since his dad is AN ASSHOLE that made him think he was useless he will always remind you how important you are

Like even if you aren’t feeling down he would still randomly come up to you and say that “You’re amazing, Y/N, you know what?”

He wouldn’t be aggressive towards people who dislike you

But he will definitely have a “little” conversation with them (PS. The next day everyone who  said anything about you has magically realized how wrong they were)

Tokoyami

He’s such an emo boy so dark shadow will have to do everything for him

Because he’s just not able to communicate

He’ll write you poems and play guitar (honestly I’d marry him for that)

But if you need ACTUAL reassuring ask dark shadow

And dark shadow would probably be faster to realize that you’re feeling down also

Because listen, Tokoyami is just… Very focused on other things (like saving the work yk)

Overall he’ll be sweet. Ok TRY to be sweet, but boy needs some social skills

Denki

Same as Mic he would 100% hype you up

Like it isn’t even a thing with him it’s natural to compliment you

He’ll compliment your looks, quirk, intelligence

And honesty I think he wouldn’t even know your quirk is useless until you come to him one day complaining

He genuinely thought your quirk was OK

Kirishima

OMG he’s a boyfriend material and we ALL know that

I don’t think he’s any different from Denki tho

But he’ll also be more considerate about your quirk

Like he would notice right away your insecurities (because he pay VERY close attention to you)

He would act like he doesn’t know about anything tho until you talk to him yourself

And he’ll play dumb saying “whaaaat! NOOO! I didn’t notice! You’re just so perfect that it’s barely noticeable”

Sero

This man will just say that “Everything is imperfect”

Yeah he ain’t the best at comforting that’s for sure

But he’ll REALLY try his best

I feel like he’d ask for a lot of advices from his friends

And would DEFINITELY 100% search up “How to make your girlfriend feel better”

And then do the cringiest known to men “comforting” acts

You imagine yourself

Ochako

She’ll be SO mad if you start saying how useless you are

Like to the point she won’t let you even MENTION the synonyms of synonyms for the words like “useless”, “pointless”

She’ll definitely be the type to wake up earlier every morning JUST to put on freaking AFFIRMATIONS for you

And she won’t go away until you repeat ALL of it

She’s also the type to get creative and find a new affirmation video EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

She’d probably write the out on sticky notes and put them in random places around the house/dorms ever 

Like one day you took your cereal and out of there fell out a note “you’re gorgeous”

Mina

So as Ochako she DOES NOT accept the “I’m useless”

If you ever say that you’re getting a whole slideshow of “why you’re perfect”

Will make ALL her friends tell you why you’re amazing in your own unique way one by one

Would send you random texts in the middle of the day like “You look stunning today you know that? Not like you aren’t perfect always y’know? Also good job with your training! I can see the progress!”

Meanwhile you in cookie monster slippers after doing 10 squats laying down as if you ran a marathon

Momo

Such a cutie

Won’t be super energetic and aggressive like Mina and Ochako

She’d most likely give you books like “how to love yourself”

I see her as the type of person who believes in “signs”

So she’d make you tea that some old grandma on the sale said “boosts up your confidence”, and you wouldn’t be allowed to drink any other tea

Unless she find the same grandma on the sale and she would give her a “tea that makes you feel stronger”

Yeah it’s Momo we’re talking about

She’d also make you meditate

Like she said she heard that “Meditation helps to clear out your mind out of negative thoughts. That’s just what you need Y/N!!”

Jiro

Eh… We all know what’s coming

She’ll write you a song

And not ONE, she’ll make songs about your quirk, your looks your personality ANYTHING just give her a topic

She’ll as well create you playlists for when you’re feelings insecure and she isn’t there to comfort you

Also I see her as the type to try and make your quirk helpful in music somehow

Like Idk if your quirk is long butterfly horns (pic is at the bottom) she’d most likely make you play drums (I got creative OK!?)

Tsu

We ALL know she’s chill

Like she wouldn’t care what you quirk is what matters is your personality

She would definitely know how to comfort you

And if anyone says anything she’d easily without missing a breath roast them (kinda like what she did with Bakugou in the bus back then LMAO)

She wouldn’t make you listen to affirmations or any shit like that

But if you actually feel WAY too down she’d either to to you herself or recommend a good phycologist (lmao why does that sound so cringe and sad at the same time)

She wouldn’t be like Izuku making everything positive

I feel like she’d tell you that yes your quirk isn’t the best but there are cases worse than that and even in shit quirks there’s some use to be found

Students 1-B

Monoma

That bish will be like Bakugou

Like EVERYTHING THE SAME

Except that he probably wouldn’t be as openly aggressive

He is a very… “Getting under your skin”-type of person

So he’d manipulate you (not in a bad way)

He’d just make annoying remarks with such a calm tone that you kind of don’t even know if you should be offended or it’s actually nothing to be mad over about

Shinso

I see him as a very soft type (yeah idk how kill me with slippers already)

Like he would definitely be something between Izuku, Aizawa, Present Mic and Tokoyami

He would absolutely try positive sides in your quirk

But all will absolutely use mind washing to make you kinda “forget” what were you even crying over about

He would do that a lot

And in general he would make you forget that your quirk is useless

He isn’t very good at communicating (I feel like)

So he would ask other people to reassure you for him

And then would act as if nothing happened

(He’ll be so jealous tho when you start talking about how sweet his friends are. To the point he will stop LETTING them anywhere near you when you feel down)

Villians (LOV & Shie Hassaikai)

Shigaraki

I don’t know what you expect to see here honestly because we all know this man is about power and if you aren’t useful for him he won’t even look at you

But ok let's pretend that somehow somewhere you were able to catch his attention

He will annoy absolute shit out of you

He’d keep saying how you need to be stronger and that “you can't even protect yourself!”

Will act all angry but he actually is worried sick about losing you

Will make you sit at home 24/7 because “it’s too dangerous out there! Especially without a good quirk!”

Will get you a freaking body guard if needed just so you stay safe (yes even at home)

But then will decay the man because “HE WAS LOOKING AT YOU!”

“Shiggy, he's a body guard that is literally his job!”

“I DON’T CARE YOU’RE SITTING AT HOME WITH NO BODYGUARDS. NO. NOT ANYMORE!”

Dabi

He’s insane, like literally

I don’t have any idea how he would comfort you

HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT FREAKING COMFORT IS LET'S START OFF WITH THAT!

So you better learn how to not feel shitty at all by yourself

Yeah he will be there to hug you

Yeah he will say “I love you”

But that's IT

So please don’t get mad at him if he doesn’t understand you, it’s just him, he doesn’t get in general WHY you even FEEL in the first place

Twice

Dam, the mood swings you would have to get through are crazy

He would also unintentionally say something very offensive and then spend three hours apologizing just to repeat the same process again and again

Like I don’t even know HOW you would deal with him

You want comfort? He doesn’t know what comfort is himself

So good luck with taking care for the two of you

Because I swear he’s like a freaking kid at this point

Toga

She’s a psych

She will try to comfort you. Key word “TRY” 

But she’ll most likely will make you feel even worse than before

The word “comfort” for her is like saying “threaten someone with death and then don’t kill them”

Like she genuinely thinks that you’ll feel good after that

So another good luck with trying to explain that not killing someone won't make them feel any better if anything it’s worse

(PS. She won’t get it at all. Like “Why aren’t you happy that I didn’t cut you open?”)

Compress

Oh I don’t know why but I feel like he DOES know a couple ways to show you that your quirk isn’t shit

I mean look at that man he’s a freaking illusionist, he’ll make you believe you’re the main characters of this world

He’s the type to not even hear you out on your complaints about how “useless” you are, he just straight up starts reminding you all the times when you used it and it was useful

He also will not ANYONE comment on your quirk, and I mean it

Like if with Bakugou he would just yell at someone

Compress will literally turn them into a little crystal (or whatever these things he makes are) and let you keep them on a special shelf 

Just to later on point and laugh at those people and tell you “That’s what happens to whoever disrespects my princess, you wouldn’t want to be part of the collection would you?”

And here I don’t even know if it’s a toxic thread or a joke… Decide for yourself

Kai Chisaki (Overhaul)

He agrees

Like straight up says “yeah your quirk is shit”

But he doesn’t see a problem in it tho

Like as long as he ACTUALLY loves you he won’t care if your quirk is useless or no, he’ll just have to protect you by himself then

He would laugh if you rant about how useless you are and just say “if you think so it’s your right, but I wouldn’t be with someone who’s as useless as you describe yourself as”

He wouldn’t let anyone else do that tho, he’d overhaul them literally

Kurono (Chronostasis)

Kurono my dear…

I feel like he think his quirk is shit as well

Like you’d be both crying in each others’ arms complaining about how unfair life and everything around is

And then comfort each other by saying stuff like “well at least your quirk can be used in-” and the whole process just repeats over and over again

Until you both either get interrupted by someone

Or one of you decided that “Whatta actual hell, why are we crying like two idiots” and just drags the second one up with reassuring words

Alright this took me a while. Honestly this isn’t the first fic I write completely with no AI, but it still feels new to me for some reason. If I forgot anyone please tell me as well tell me if there’s any major grammar mistakes or non structured sentences. Have a great morning/day/afternoon/night y'all. 

-Merafan

[bloopitynoot]

What I Read This Week: 04/27/2025

I am a librarian, and unrelated to stereotypes about my profession, I do read a metric shit-ton in a week. Most of it is fanfiction but hey, I thought maybe it's time I share my reads?

This is what I read this week:

1  Sit With Your Soul by Tossawary (61, 443)

Summary: The original Shen Qingqiu suffers a severe deviation that unsettles his daemon, transforming them into a childish and inconstant creature, too curious and without any memories of the life that has made him so bitter. His soul is now unrecognizable to him and everyone can see his humiliation.

Shen Yuan isn't exactly happy to have transmigrated into Proud Immortal Demon Way at all, much less as this doomed scum villain's daemon.

A His Dark Materials Fusion AU. Knowledge of HDM not required.

I honestly should have known it was going to be a banger of a fic when I saw who the author was! Stunning author- stunning fic!

I cried so many times reading this; the emotional growth for the characters is really what makes it

Precious bean Shen Yuan!!!! 10/10 fic.

2 Peak Dumbassery by misto713 (4, 514)

Summary: "Two bros~, flying on qi swords~, saving each other’s lives ‘cause they're not gay~."

A minor mission goes wrong, but also oh so right. Cang Qiong Sect leadership honestly has so many questions.

Shen Qingqiu’s thin face shall never recover from this.

Absolutely wonderful cumplane buffoonery. These two pals are a nuisance and a problem LOL

I love two idiots fixing things in creative and horrific ways

RIP to the peak lords and what they witnessed

3 Am I Really a Damsel if I’m Letting Myself Get Kidnapped? by Ray__7 (9, 654)

Summary: The Masked Sun Serpent.

A snake the size of a train, whose entire body was transparent. It was the real reason why no one who entered the forest ever returned. Unlike most monsters in PIDW, The Masked Sun Serpent fashioned itself more a god than a monster, trapping people under its thrall to serve it until they were inevitably devoured. Luo Binghe had come to the Glass Forest in order to save wife #229, who had fallen under the snakes spell.

Shen Qingqiu had made his way all the way out here to do the same thing as wife #229: Get himself kidnapped.

——————-

Or: Shen Qingqiu engages in the age old practice of snagging a man by acting pathetic.

omg I loved this piece of absolute ridiculousness.

Shen Yuan is a genius and an idiot

It wasn't what he was going for, but you know what, it did work LOL

4 Love Thy Self by iguana8llama (121, 484)

Summary: “Bro, you sound so strange. You can drop character all the way dude. Going back and forth like that is messing with me.”

“I cannot drop character.” Shen Qingqiu mocked him and did some hella sassy air quotations. “This Master has two souls dwelling inside him. This one is Shen Jiu of this world, and this one is Shen Yuan of a different world.”

The voice was the same. Aside from the obvious choice of words, there was a subtle tilt in the tone, a barely there change in the accent. Standing before him was a transmigrator and a self aware story character.

“Oh bro that is so fucked.”

This fic is phenomenal!!!! Shen yuan and Shen Jiu are two souls in one body

Absolutely stunning part one- it is a very angsty cliff hanger ending but I am hopeful (running to part 2)

The polycule is messy not going to lie LOL but I hope they can all figure their shit out

5 The Pain of Loving Others by iguana8llama (62, 791)

Summary: “Not like I want to be stuck with a parasite that’s slowly killing me.” It wasn’t often that one of them would speak out loud but sometimes their mental space felt too cramped and the words just had to come out.

“Oh yeah?” Shen Yuan kicked their feet up into the air, swishing them back and forth childishly. “If I’m a parasite, you’re a meaner version of Jiu, Jiu-ge. I know Shen Jiu. I’ve lived his life, I’ve shared his life. I’ve seen yours. My only comment: you’re hella lonely.”

Jiu-ge put their feet down and rolled over onto their back. Staring at the gray ceiling of their prison. “Bullshit. I’m not lonely enough. You’re still here.”

Part two of the series in fic #4

Ngl this one was BLEAK. But things are moving in the right direction I think.

Stellar writing and storytelling!

Hopefully the third and final part brings joy??

6 Better Together by iguana8llama (131, 046)

Summary: If Shen Shen had taken this baby’s mama as a pet all those years ago this little one wouldn’t have been born. He sat up straighter, the fine hair at the base of his neck standing on end. It was as though that thought had sent lightning through him. Struck by an epiphany.

He didn’t know which path awaits him, but he also didn’t know what good surprises would come either. This cub was an unexpected gift and for the first time in a long time Shen jiu found himself hoping for the best. Shen Shen lived life doing things that made him happy. Shen Jiu wants that too, he wants to live life and do things that will make him happy.

*Meanwhile* *in another Dimension*

So far the stupid actions Shen Yuan has taken led to Jiu-ge living a life reminiscent to that fantasy dream were everything was nice and happy and just out of reach for scum like him.... Fuck it, if they’re gonna die might as well live a little.

Part three to the series mentioned in #4 and #5 (final part!)

We do get a good happy ending with some loose ends still to be completed- but very positive ending

I adored this series <3 The polycule is complicated but loving

7 PRÆY FOR A GOD by Siren_Cat (73, 207)

Summary: Shen Yuan opened his eyes abruptly, head shooting up and towards the voice, a little ahead of him stood an imponent and tall silhouette, an otherworldly aura surrounded its figure and gray eyes met his green ones as the War God looked at him.

This was such a good in between emotionally charged fics type of fic

very goofy in a light way, and super fluffy. Good feelings all around!

The setting gives a little wink and nod to tgcf which I adore too

8 Brilliant Mistake by brooklinegirl (53, 702)

Summary: "Fine," Wen Qing says, turning back to Wei Ying. "You're pregnant."

Lan Zhan feels his mouth drop open and has to work to shut it.

Wei Ying reacts not at all. He's swinging his feet where he's sitting on the table, a bored expression on his face.

Wen Qing just looks at him. "I am not joking about that."

Wei Ying stops swinging his feet. He blinks several times in a row. "Wait," he says.

Or:

I woke up at 3AM and sent myself an email that just said:

Modern cultivation friends curse sexy pollen hook up desperate WWX gets pregnant

I adore mpreg fics, especially wangxian mpreg because they are adorable

This fic was so soft :'3 my heart!

Are they idiots- yes, do they figure it out, super late yes, LOL but they do figure it out!

two parter but the second is more like an epilogue (and SUPER sweet :'3 10/10 recommend the read)

9 the art of courtship by antimonia (10, 264)

Summary: Shen Qingqiu accepts his courtship, and Liu Qingge feels like the world is his. His breath catches in his throat, and he wonders what he's done to deserve this miracle.

Liu Qingge will do right by Shen Qingqiu. There is no gift he cannot bring, no beast he cannot hunt for Shen Qingqiu. He will prove to everyone that Shen Qingqiu has chosen a partner that he can proudly stand by.

Small fic (compared to my beast reading) three part series and SO good

Shen Qingqiu is an idiot LOOOL completely oblivious in everything romance LOL

He eventually gets it but when he does - absolute head desk

The crack and fluff I truly needed

10 i know you'll be waiting for me by AkikoFumi (14, 113)

Summary: When Shen Qingqiu wakes up, it's with a skull-splitting headache. He immediately and wholly regrets every single one of his life decisions that have led him to this point, but, whatever. He'll just have a quiet day in bed!

Shen Qingqiu heaves a sigh, rolls over - and promptly freezes. He's not alone in his bed. It bears repeating: he is not alone in his bed!!

[Shen Qingqiu gets wifeplotted into the future, where he and Liu Qingge are happily married!]

Okay this was absolutely adorable, but it also did hurt my heart little bit

Less a wife plot and more so a Shen Yuan gay panics (still phenomenal though)

Very cute fic!!!!

11 The Woes of Growing Pains by CheckersXIV (26, 495)

Summary: No one has ever had a successful time acclimating to transmigration.

At least, that's what Shen Yuan tells himself after he accidentally breaks The System. It doesn't help that he wakes up as a teenage disciple inside of the bane of his existence- Proud Immortal Demon Way. He's trying to take precautions to avoid all the death flags that this stupid villain's body of his is going to get him into, but some other disciple really seems to have it out for him...

Shen yuan transmigrates and 1. is too early 2. breaks the system. The result is an absolutely adorable feel good story

The liushen had my heart! These two embarrassed babies :'3

The peak lords becoming besties was also a solid highlight

12. Heaven Official's Blessing by MXTX Chapter 97-100

Summary: Born the crown prince of a prosperous kingdom, Xie Lian was renowned for his beauty, strength, and purity. His years of dedication and noble deeds allowed him to ascend to godhood. But those who rise, can also fall…and fall he does, cast from the Heavens again and again and banished to the mortal realm.

Eight hundred years after his mortal life, Xie Lian has ascended to godhood for the third time. Now only a lowly scrap collector, he is dispatched to wander the earthly realm to take on tasks appointed by the heavens to pay back debts and maintain his divinity. Aided by old friends and foes alike, and graced with the company of a mysterious young man with whom he feels an instant connection, Xie Lian must confront the horrors of his past in order to dispel the curse of his present.

I am rounding out the end of book 6; it is STILL ruining my life :((((

I'm reading about a chapter a day and live blogging the experience. you can follow along on the Bloopitynoot reads TGCF tag

NO SPOILERS PLS.

I am so soft for Hualian

That's what I read this week!

It was very liushen heavy and I am not upset about this at all. You can definitely tell that when I marked for later I was craving a specific vibe XD

I have lots of SVSSS fics to work through but my wangxian is lacking! If you have any fav wangxian fics, (I'll also take most MDZS tbh) I would gladly accept <3

If you want a personalized fic list I am offering lists for Wangxian (some other MDZS pairings) and bingqiu (and some other SVSSS pairings) -just send me a dm with your theme and criteria!

till next week!

[urautismdiagnosis-wistie]

they are!!! Although some things have certainly changed, they both do see eachother as kindred spirits

Cj left when kwazii was only 10 years old in my au. When he left it was only supposed to be for 2 years MAX. A long trip for a bigger reward kind of deal. Maybe one of his last long trips ever. It was explained to kwazii that the trip would be too rough for a little kitten and that cj just needed to satisfy his free spirit for a bit.

When he came back he'd share his treasures and stories with them. Kwazii wasn't mad that cj was leaving for so long, because he understood it as some sort of innate need- like a calling of the sea or whatever. Although he was still very sad... Cj told him to use it as an opportunity instead. An opportunity to grow bigger and faster and stronger and kinder.

Meanwhile? Write to him in a journal until cj got back. Cj promised he'd read everything too.

They met again over an entire decade later. Things had fundamentally changed both of their lives... I won't spoil how for now though...

When cj saw kwazii for the first time- he hadn't even realized it was kwazii. He thought either his mind was playing tricks on him again (he was... very isolated in the amazon....) or that maybe it was... another son of his he lost a long time ago....

Of course, at that point kwazii had spent years searching for his grandad before he... sort of realized that cj was probably gone entirely. The hope always lingered, but even after he became an octonaut he still searched... and then he found his sunken and shattered ship. Only making it out with half the medallion treasure map.

Even though everyone seemed so excited about kwaziis tale in "the amazon adventure" I couldn't help but notice that quick sad face he had after talking about his grandad, that no one even noticed. (Dang bro)

So yeah no wonder he fainted the second he realized calico jack,his long lost grandad, was still alive 💀

I won't say all the reasons WHY for this next bit but... well, calico jack deeply wanted to keep kwazii for himself... but while he did see how happy and loyal kwazii was to his new crew- the octonauts- he also... the main reason he let kwazii go without any open bitterness, was because... he knew kwazii would be safer with them instead of him.

Kwazii was a miracle that was still alive, still happy, and still so innocent and good. He would not ruin that. He couldn't bare to let kwazii get hurt that way because of him. Because of how much he selfishly wanted to keep kwazii all to himself.

Yes he got swept away in the joy of seeing grandson again,his kit, after so long and offered him to stay with him- but when kwazii softly refused- he put on a smile, said he understood and that he had a hearty crew, and that kwazii was a good pirate and a brave octonaut. He promised to keep in touch with kwazii and they call or message wachothwr at least once a day if they can.

Hes still kind and patient and a good teacher and grandad to kwazii. And as the years went buy they spent more time together as it became easier and easier, esp with cj eventually becoming an octo agent. Kwazii is almost like a time capsule to cj now. Sure hes more grown up but he's so proud of all thats kwaziis grown.

Only difference that happens as time goes on, is that kwazii worries about cj too.

Anyways im insane over them, trust that this is gonna hit way harder later 🥰

@sc6rl3t figured u may be interested lol

Hi i am new here did you have nay head canons for little kwazii and calico jack interactions because i really need some cj and kwazii time

(Loved your head canons and i will going to read about the au after that)

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I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS ON MY DARLING ORANGE CATS :> ( feel free to share ur thoughts in comments <3)

First off I just wanna say that they are KINDRED SPIRITS

Canonically cj (calico jack) is extremely patient,understanding, and gentle with kwazii. Hes extremely generous, even giving his own golden treasures to decorator crabs who needed them for protection, with little hardship. The treasures he cared most about was literally KWAZIIS BABY PICTURE BOOK-

Even when kwazii was so little and Itty bitty that he couldn't talk he still gravitated towards his grandad!he was huge and giant and let kwazii climb all over him even when his tiny claws dug into him!

More under the cut, they make me want to cry

He had a big hat and pete the parrot was his best friend!!! And once when kwazii was little and he was collecting treasure for him momma (shells and sea glass <3) a HUGGGEEE SNAKE MONSTER tried to eat him! But CJ saved him!!! Cj saved him and laughed kindly to the snake before setting it off with a stern warning. He wasn't even in big trouble either, he just got some tips, some candy, and was made to promise to always be care and use his ears.

He felt safe.

Cj was always there to listen to his yapping and yammering and genuinely care and use it as opportunities to teach him lessons and about the world. He really did help him appreciate the smallest details of the world and how to be gentle with the world and all of its creatures.

Cj also had a tradition with all kittens and kiddos he knew, and that was treasure hunting 🗣 during it, bot only would he spend time with the lil ones one on one, but he'd also teach them survival and tracking skills!!! Definitely was very useful to kwazii

About how cj saw kwazii though? Oh kwazii was a spark of life itself-

Kwazii adored calico jack. Kwazii wanted to show him everything! Kwazii was so little yet he seemed to care and and takeevery little lesson cj tried to share so seriously!!! He'd worry if his own shadow was lonely and he's tried to make sure the sea birds on the ship knew they were welcome to play swords with him too. Of course those sentiments and ideas weren't exactly plausible, but it was the heart behind them.

Honestly? It reminded him of maddie in a way. How fiercely in love she was with her people. But kwazii took it even further since it seemed like he was in love with every single aspect of the entire world. And he just kept growing day by day too.

They just understood eachother in a very special way, and they made eachother even more alive.

Cj was known as a more free spirit, often doing his own treasure hunts on his lonesome. There were some times where he took kwazii along, but for longer trips kwazii had to stay with the rest of their family. But cj understood kwaziis need for exploration and freedom, the same kind that a bird feelings and needs when it takes off to fly. And kwazii knew cj understood too.

Cj also always made kwazii laugh too

[d1gnan]

hii fight club nation i made these for u

jack playlist tyler durden playlist

[adaki]

Wanted to do some biblically accurate mh art

[chiricat]

honky star rail stuff 🍡

[iamshyasfuck]

found the old link I sent to my friends, dunno if you'll be able to enter the link so just Google "TV tropes poppy playtime characters" and you should be able to find it.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/PoppyPlaytimePlaytimeCo

ANYWAYS YEAH, We see Sawyer from the beginning, albeit his first appearance is his last form, what he later had become but on the arg we learned so much about him, ESPECIALLY with his relationship with Elliot and Harley, I like to think that Harley took various things from Elliot, like little habits, or the outfits, just like father and son yk, but with Elliot snapping the string because Sawyer was just not ready to fly just yet. and you'll hopefully later see my Harley design which I kept some things very distinct but also very similar for a reason, giggles.

Elliot meant well, and unfortunately Sawyer was only blinded by the fact that he had been thrown out that most likely didn't even remember the exact reason why he was expelled from the program, he struggles to see other people's perspectives.

ALSO YOU GET ME SO WELL LIKE- one of the main things that made me just want to search more about dr white WAS specifically his interaction with Harley!! who was he yk?? searched up Dr white only to see that bro had NO WIKI, then I learned about the arg that I had no previous knowledge of and it just kind of rolled down into what it is now, prolly only growing larger everyday I ramble tbh.

I can completely understand the explanation of Harley just being surprised that White betrayed him, but I can't help but think If there was something more(obviously not romantically, if they did go on that direction id die of a heart attack, maybe companionship? just coworkership? maybe they were just getting along?) I mean Harley didn't seem at all shocked when Leith rolled up on the discord call, but with White he just seemed distraught. I LOVE IT.

I do think that Harley also maybe had a bit of resentment towards White since he stayed in the YGP when he couldn't stay there, like enviousness of some sort? idk how to explain it I just think it's interesting to imagine Harley as being number 1 but being discarded so number 2 could take his place, that's probably how Harley views it at least.

and honestly with how much attention Dr white got, just by haunting the narrative in the arg I REFUSE to believe its just that, ESPECIALLY since it was Harleys arg,,,(copium)

Anyways, White becoming bitter towards Harley is also an interesting thought I hadn't talked much about yet, likely something that could be canon as well, maybe also putting the blame on Harley because they both wouldn't have ended up in that situation if Harley didn't go crazy and cause the theater incident. Very interesting thought, isolation from many human staff could also be possible with that since Harley being so unlikable outside of work hours, and he still is during them.

About the fic it's kind of badly written, at least imo, I'm not a good writer, but if u want to check it out here's the link.

Day 1354

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63750667

Harley Sawyer, most known as the doctor, had been causing trouble, Leith, tired of the man, ordered the scientists to find a way to deal with him without damaging his mind, and it was White’s last time seeing him without it being on the surgery table. OR It's Harley's last day.

IF YOU WANT TO LOOK FOR MORE HARLEY AND WHITE CONTENT PLS CHECK OUT MY FRIENDS FICS THEYRE WAY BETTER THAN MINE + ACTUAL DIALOGUE THAT ISNT AWKWARD WOHOOO!!!

Say My Name (by @apollo-fizz)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63121147

Shit, shit shit shit– Breathe, Bruno. Breathe. This is a perfectly valid time to panic, but don’t. You’re better than that. And, if push comes to shove, you’ve always kept a firearm safe in your office. For, you know, emergencies like this one.

Toys had escaped. The experiments had broken free, and were now roaming the factory. And Playcare. And the main entrance. And everywhere. And they were on a murdering spree.

————

AKA, The first ever harleywhite fic and it’s about White during the hour of joy lmao.

also so sorry for always taking a while to answer I get caught up in irl things lol

Dr Bruno White & Experiment 1354 [Theory]

I was writing a completely different theory in relations to MOB's latest trailer, when this realisation hit me like that hardest ton of brick ever.

You guys know, recently I studied the Ch.4 ARG for my story writing. I wanted to know more about Dr. White for writing his character, and in one of the emails from Harley he says: '[A bad memory]' and I interpreted it as Harley saying White has a bad memory. I think it's actually Harley having bad memories of White, and what he did to him after he became 1354.

Eg. The full email the above reads:

(The emailer asked)

Dr White?

(Harley replies)

'[Eyes peering from behind a pane of glass] He always did have a certain drive, didn't he? [A bad memory] But what good did it do him? None. He's dead.'

I initially thought the in brackets stuff was Harley, but it's EYES. Two eyes. He only has one as, 1354. But eyes peering from being a glass pane would refer to how he was being watched in an observation room, like the other experiments.

This robot-man has trauma. Trauma from Dr White.

When asked by another emailer what he remembers, all he says is:

Bruno

Another good example, an emailer asks:

What did he do to you?

(Harley replies)

The footage is archived (more bad memories) I won't dwell on it.

We also know throughout the email, Harley speaks negatively about White, implying he doesn't like him. (I think I mentioned somewhere,) my theory that they had a less negative relationship pre-1354, and I'm still inclined to believe that based on his whole:

White?! White is that you?!

He sounds hurt, and him complimenting White's drive could show one of his few lingering positive memories of White. Cause, like, take it from me, as someone with trauma relating to a person I had a good relationship with once in the past, when I think of said person, none of those positive memories come to the surface. Only the traumatic ones. (I'm fine folks. This was years ago, I'm healed & good now. This was just a great example of the feelings Post-1354 would have towards... the abuser?).

We also know the admin account & password belonged to Dr. White (, with the password being a mocking jab at something Harley use to say all the time). So White was fully in control over Harley. Sure. That's one reason to have some trauma, but...

I also was looking at the red text again, with this new point of view about Harley & White in mind. I think the red text is 1354's thoughts being displayed on a screen.

Leith says in the 1354 tape:

You'll be like an open book to us whenever we want.

I think he meant this quite literally. That's why he tells Harley he can fight or give in. It doesn't matter because they can read his every thought regardless.

More evidence to back this up, with the red text being Harley's thoughts:

I can see you. You aren't welcome here.

And

They can see. away. Don't think it. Hide it from yourself. rwk

(idk what 'rwk' stands for. I couldn't really find anything solid).

I'm about out of steam with this lol. Just thought it was intresting to throw out there into the void :P

Also, really interesting that one of the things he says replies is:

I know my name.

Annoyingly, I can't find the email this came from, to give it context. Interesting regardless. To forget one's own name would almost suggest a level of brainwashing, maybe? IDK.

Not sure on the whole brainwashing thing, but it's a fun idea.

If we assume the first red text we start with is the last time anyone accessed Harley's thoughts (that being White), then their final conversation is intreaging, because it would suggest Harley was more bitter than White (I mean... hard to be bitter when you weren't the one turned into a brain in a jar, lol):

He asks if I still dream? Why? This changes nothing. A broken leash. Casket. I do. What became of her? Theater incident still strange, the things that linger.

[theythemmer]

Parted from me and never parted. Never and always touching and touched.